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  • stop moving your hands! lolx

  • "Click, click, go away, go away!"

    lmao

  • Davey I sooo know what u r talking about..... And u say a lot about gays and straight people what about bi ppl what's ur view on them? -angeleena-

  • I know perfectly well where your face is Davey, if I wanted to look at your face, I would look at your face. If you wanted me to look at your face, you wouldn't go shirtless and work out flex your glorious godlike shoulders and pecs.

  • Hahaha the last part made me laugh. & I can totally relate to what you're saying =O

    I'm a little better with people now (:

    Still super shy though...

  • ahahahahaha i thought i was the only one with that only online magic

  • Good video, watch mine too ;)

  • i know you are gay because the music is gay

  • @pepsi89 Good job, dude.  Seriously. Well done.

  • this gaytard has no way to train up that body without some steroids, because gay just suck at everything

  • I thought I was the only person with this issue ~ it's so bad that my partner says I should go overseas because I am so much funnier then than in the same room :(

  • I have that problem. I have no problem with talking and flirting online but when it comes to real life, I need divine intervention. Especially now that I'm around a guy I'm interested in alot. *sigh*

  • I wish I could talk to you in real life just to see how it goes :p

  • Like I'm just bad at it all together=) Like why don't you just try to be blunt though? Like it's so cute when a guy is talking and totally blurts out what he is thinking, and gets kinda shy=) You cant help but think its cute.

  • I don't think anyone would mind you grabbing your dick and licking your lips, as long as you catch it all on the film :)

    but to answer your question, Yes. That is why "Lol" was created, The word(s) Lol can be life savers when talking on the internet, or Jk or something else that would fit your current need in your specific situaton.

  • i understand you all the way and i just get lost in your eye. how that we can go out some time wat do you think. peace out xoxoxox

  • i get lost in your eye. how that we can go out some time wat do you think. peace out xoxoxox

  • i like your hair longer. =)

  • totally get it....I'm so different when i'm talking online it's not even funny. It's where i get to become real.

  • GAY?

  • hair noooot funny :S

  • I have the same problem when talking on the phone, it's like split-personality disorder or something. lol.

  • Thank you for the remainder of where your face is!

    Because I definitely needed something to make me realize that my jaw was hanging a tad open. :X

  • I can totally relate Davey.

    Ergo i am always single. I am to blunt and honest and have no subtlety.

    x

  • whos gay here?

  • The more we've become a "wired " society the more we've forgotten simple social dictates. One can let it all hang out "figuratively and literally" in an online setting whereas in public having real face time with someone we become a modern day equivalent to Marcel Marceau. Ultimately I would have to say you probably should take your own advice from an earlier video on getting a guy. Best of luck and just be yourself. Gotta run now i'm headed to subway as I suddenly have an urge for a foot long.

  • I am the same way

  • Your hair got longer?

  • There are more people available online then there are at any bar then also the people online are already creepy because they are online you

  • I hear ya. Feel the same way sometimes depending on the day.

  • lol Davey i just cant look straight to ur face cause u fookin move ur hands too MUCH lol!!!!!!

  • what? i was distracted by your pecs.

    but i know what you mean about the reactions and how you can time and word your sentences to push all the right buttons

    and i kind of wish there was a real life ;) or :P equivalent that does the same trick without embarrassment or awkward facial expressions!

  • rOFL short of grabbing my croch and licking my lips. LoL!!

  • I cannot see Davey having ANY problem taking

    to people in person.......but that's just meeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D

  • you are so cute i doubt u need to be sly lol

  • you move your hands a lot very distracting

  • I was with you...until the end. haha.

  • haha, i love the part that's like "in the real world it's like WAMBAM!" haha and the foot long thing, a tad lame

    but i can relate, don't use really anoying stupid imunendo's though my advice

  • i love that pick-up line thats great lol lol and yes i know what to say online but i am a f**k up when it comes to the real thing lol looking for a gay that finds a guy that cant speak like a normle person cute wow that is to like wtf lol good luck i dont have any lol

  • That was the funniest pick-up line EVER!!!!!!!

  • Davey i absolutely LOVE YOU!!!!

  • LMFAO oh my god just as my eye started to wander from that gorgeous face.... Davey! stop spying at me from your building you lil pervert!

  • this is true for people who think too much. youve got time to think on the net but in real life everything needs to be said when appropriate. there are a bazillion times when in real life i said something or nothing, then look back on it in about 10 seconds and say i coulda said that other thing!!

  • he is so goofy

  • that u say is totally true. real life is complicated when it comes to meeting people, there is so much protocols and ways of doing things... hehehe

    online meet-ups is different because of most of the reasons you say... =)

  • *MY facee is up here

    OMG, can he see me? lol

  • I totally understand. think I am exactly the same way!

    You and both on those footlongs..... ;-)

  • my face is above the rest of my body too! :P

  • *my face is up here

    thats funny cuz i was staring at your chest

  • Naaah, you look cute enough, I don't believe you are that bad on real life dates :)

  • I am the same in both spectrums. i

  • Oh my God! That's so true! I'm the biggest player on the web, but in real life... :-S

  • Davey, that line at the end sounded so unnatural and creepy coming from you! :-p

    Just be yourself! That's what you're best at!

  • Good vid!

  • i know how you feel

    on the net i know what to say but in real life i dont and on the net im all flirty and everything but in real life im almost the exact opposite

    the *my face is up here* note caught me i felt slightly guilty and i like the end "baby do you work at subway cause you just gave me a foot long" i love it

  • wahaha that ' my face is up here ' note

    caught me .. i felt nervous! it's like you saw me looking elsewhere O.O

  • hah i know im exactly the same way too, im all sly on the web, but in real life im awkward as hell lmao!

  • yes... i do. and can i help you with that foot long

  • mee lol

    BAHAHAHA foot long.

  • I have that problem to an extreme haha. I just get so nervous and I wish I could click them away too when I say something that if I would have thought about wouldn't have been the right thing to say haha. :) by the way you're eyes and teeth are ahhmayyzinggg I'm sooo jealoussss. xD

  • hot

  • yes it happens to me too

  • hahahaha im the exact same way. Well without the gay part. But yea i know what you mean. I feel like im a pretty witty guy but the time delay helps it out a lot.

  • can you do a video of your body!!! its just so yummy!!!

  • I'm so the same way lol.

  • I was watching your hands when the "*my head is up here" note came one. LOL.

    And yeah, I understand what you mean by being sly online but not in real life.

  • hahaha me too! that note totally caught me out

  • dam.... how'd u knw ppl are starring down there :P..i laugh when it said my face is up here

  • he probably meant for people to stop staring at his chest.... i know thst what i was looking at

  • Related... To The Bone.

    I'm Just-In-Case Outgoing...

    My Mouth just turns back and out... amost to churn.

    When I want to Talk I just let myself go away, facing the fears and taking some of his/her words to use them as a feedback... I don't know,typing is a easy as it could be, the action is another thing.

  • I get what you mean. Online, when you're typing, there's the backspace key. For real, there's no backspace and if you don't think before you talk, the probability of messing up your sentence or saying something ridiculous can be pretty high.

    But I still think in person is the way to go. The internet and online chat has kind of done this to people. They become dependent on the backspace key, and don't get out there and... practice? talking.

    Just talk like how you would online. Works for me.

  • you must be from outerspace because your ass is out of this world!

  • so EXACTLY the same things I kept meditating about like two years ago :)

    train yourself to think faster and be more comfortable in a conversation and it starts getting better ;-)

  • i kno what ur saying and im the exact same way lmao

  • I like that on the net you can like.. work a particular angle.. ie "hey im a cool bohemian musician... etc". In real life you are what someone perceives you as

  • I'm definitely an Internet casanova and somewhat of a real-world loser. Although, I'm getting much better at it. I think you just need to practice.

  • Omg, i like your moobs. :D ps. i was totally looking at them :D

  • ROFL, actually I don't know how to responde. Cause how will you get to know people at all ? Be a casanova and go out. You aren't just a doll to look at - just here at the internet. Life is to short just to miss one day...and I mean a real day. Take care and good luck

  • i'm a writer so i guess i'm good at both (insert giant ego here) But my big problem is that emoticons annoy me so i hardly use them, and i find that people take me WAY too seriously when i'm on msn or such. I do use smileys and stuff occasionally but i think my confidence offends people. I'm really not that smug! But, as you can no doubt see, i come accross that way when i'm typing.

  • I was sitting the exact same way you were when I watched this.

  • omg i was looking at ur moobs when u said my face is up here...how did you guess...

  • LOL I was too at that exact moment, practically!! I felt a little skeevy.

  • when it said my face is up here i was listening to u (searously) but i was looking at ur croch lol

  • LOL! Yep totally understand where your coming from...subway! that's soo cheesy.. I think there's a lot of people that probably have this problem but, I've also found a lot of people you can say innuendos too because they don't understand what you mean until you leave the bar, room or whatever. But I also think if you have found someone who's interested or attracted to you then they will understand and play along with some of the innuendos, as long as it doesn't go to far as to offend them. =)

  • Yes Yes Yes Yes! I am the exact same way. my way with AIM words is... much more intriguing than if one talks to me in person.

  • lol, i love the "my face is up here".

  • lol.... its true though, i dont know about anyone else, but i wasnt looking at his face for the whole of the video.

  • I am the same exact way. When I'm online I can read what I am about to say before I say it, and then if i think its stupid or something I just rewrite it. If I had that in real life I'd be set!

  • omg i totally agree XD happens to me all the time

  • One's internet persona is completely different from one's real persona...people feel like it's a game when they're behind the keyboard (does anyone have Wii sex, BTW?) so they create a different identity.

    One thing, though.. I really don't buy Davey Wavey "not knowing how to do it in the "real" world".

    If that's really the case, Davey, just imagine a camera is on you. (extra meat on the subway, pls).

  • why do gay people have a high voice?

  • they dont always, and some straights have high voices, its also the way some gays that like to show it say it, the ..."accent" per say. i think

  • not all gay people have high voices

  • I totally get it! And I agree. I can be quite sauve online. And ppl will adore me. That is until they want a picture! Back in the day....Well like a few years ago. I would post a picture of a goodlooking friend. And have long conversations and ongoing friendships with people. Now I don't, do that online anymore. I want something REAL. Really...LOL!

  • we all have it u find it and explose it for the whore it is!

  • Interesting. I think the difference is eye contact. For me, seeing someone's eyes at any time at all makes me all queasy. I feel like what I say condenses and solidifies. It has real meaning. While on the internet, you can't see any part of the person (excluding video chat, of course) and what you say turns into hot gas and text on the screen. It floats away, with no real meaning sinking in. At another perspective, you might say that you consider what is said more.

  • i was complety looking at his chest.

  • You are an amazing and deeply thought person. We need more open minded and intelligent people like you in this world :)

  • lol..."face up here" got me!

  • rofl i actually look at his face! but hte *my face is up here was really funny

    I wish i was smooth online! im better in person than on internet... i use lots of expressions and tones to say things more than words, on internet i always screw things up :(

  • THIS IS SO TRUE.

  • Oh my gosh this is so true, i am a completely different person on 'paper' than i am in person...

    it saddens me :(

  • i think the more and more society grows technologically.. the harder it is for people to communicate face to face.. on-line banking.. shopping on-line.. aim.. texting.. e-mail.. chat rooms.. blogging.. the more we move away from human interaction.. the harder the interaction becomes.. when we talk through technology by texting etc the easier it is to literally sit through the silence.. when you first meet someone or do not know someone so well.. how awkward is the silence?

  • *my face is up here

    I was caught too. But I agree with you Davey :-)

  • JaJa.. I cant understand some things.. You speak very fast.. I am mexican and i need to practise; But it is nice =D

  • I totally relate! The reflection-time especially..

    Plus there is the fact that it's easier to step a little closer to the line when you're just typing stuff to people..

    So right...

    Btw.. Gay? Gay guys are AWESOME..... XD (Though I'm straight.. ;P)

  • completely relate! :D

  • I completely know what he is talking about! I love all of his videos!

  • Oh..... wow. I was actually looking at his nipple when the "face is up here" message appeared.

  • I completely understand, online i am the guru, offline, I'm a 19 year old white boy in mexico...clueless

  • lol "baby do you work at subway becouse you just gave me a footlong" lol love it best quote on the internet

  • it helps that on the internet you can usually look up some sort of profile and tell if theyre gay or not. there isnt really anything like that in the real world unless they have some sort of patch or in a gay bar. :/

  • I have the exact same problem.

  • we all have our weakness bud life is to short stop being hung up on what they think the reson u suck in real life is because u arent secure with ur self the computer is a protection persay u can hide behind and when the going tgets tough shut the window or chat down in real life we are forced to deal with it

    JUST BE UR SELF BE OKAY WITH WHOM U R WHAT U DO AND IT WILL SHOW THROUGH

  • On the reaction time to say something in real life? I like to listen and save the comments I want to say during the conversation as the best method to talk politely, but it really takes practice - oh, sorry to interrupt, what were you saying? (j/k)

  • lol - I'm rather rubbish in both senses - ho hum!

    xXx~oOo

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  • I relate totally to this, so no, you're not the only one.

  • i understand u :(

  • lol, i get it, in some ways i am the same, although i prefer real life experience( more bodily gestures XD)

    Much Love

  • cheer up guys, I am quite horrible in both games :D

  • This really works i tried it 1. Cover your mouth with your hand

    2. Make a wish into it.

    3.Close your hand (make it into a fist)

    4. Hold you hand(the fist) to your heart for 5 seconds.

    5.Send this to 3 more videos.

    6. Tommorow will be the best day of your life

  • ohmygod me too! im totally smooth and know exactly what to say online but in real life...errrm haha no way i cant think of what to do :P

  • Your Welcome.

  • "*my face is up here". lawls. dammit i always get caught out.

    also, definately try the foot long line. if they are gunna think you are creepy (which i seriously doubt ANYONE could) might as well give them good reason ^_~

  • i am the exact opposite. not that i have that much game in real life, lol... but i hate communicating with someone i can't see. online, i can't gage a reaction to what i'm saying. in real life, there's more of that body language/facial expressions/ tone of voice that u can pick up on.

  • I really get what you're saying about the time to respond thing. *nods* It seems like you always have more time to think. When you're face to face with someone and it takes you forever to respond, they're going to think you have mental problems understanding or something. O_O

    -Ri

  • lol i am the EXACT same way!!! what is the deal with that?! we need to learn how to translate our game to the real world.....

  • i totally understand what you are saying haha

  • OMG!! That's like so me... Hehehe...

  • it really helps if you are a little bit drunk, you just let your inhibitios flow and run and go to hell, and you are just you... that's much better

    xoxo

  • uh yeah...that's exactly my problem...maybe i just need to carry around my laptop and hold it between me and that cute guy in the cafeteria when i try to talk to him...

  • that's insane i was totally staring at your boobs! made me laugh hehehe way to read to people

  • lol i was too. i was flipping out whe it showed up!

  • nah i'll just stare at your boobz

  • Maybe you should get a job instead of shaving your chest?!

  • lol.. i think i'm the same way like when i have the computer screen in front of me.. it's just i don't know easier? When it's like face to face i get nervous and sometimes i find i don't even say anything.. cuz i don't know what to say .

    Oh and lmao I just realized i was starring at your hands for like half the video untill you said my face is up here lol

  • I know EXACTLY what you mean!!

  • ok, so I was wondering, what is your real name?

  • I know right? I'm like a really talky person when on the internet. But i'm really shy in real life... haha

  • me too.........

  • Maybe cause you are half naked in most of your vids, that would turn any gay male on.

  • I totally know what you mean. I really do wish I could just click people away when things get wierd. The innuendos are a priceless tool. I use them with no shame online.

  • so i have this problem where when people talk with their hands my eyes follow their hands instead of looking at their faces. maybe its just me having an a.d.d. moment but half of the video in watching your hands move. im saying this because i saw the "*im up here" thing or whatever it said and it made me laugh. anyway i guess im just weird like that but cool videos!

  • My problem exactly! I've chatted it up with guys online before and had a fair amount of success (and fun ;P). But when it comes to face-to-face conversation, I stumble over my words and make a total fool out of myself. Maybe I should consider pretending to be mute and only communicating through text, or possibly speaking some foreign language that requires an interpreter, just to give me a little more time to think on my feet, lol

  • 90% percent of gay guys are in the same place as you, they would rather be approached, than approach the other peron, grow some balls, man up and approach them and talk to them, the worst they can do is reject you... thats one guy out of how many other guys in your city/ state?

    thats what dating is, taking chances< you cant just sit around and wait, thats no fun

    get out there boy!!

  • Wow...that was awkward at the end, I use to work at Subway and like, no right now. Lol. I totally know what you are saying about this. I mean, I can sly and type things but when I am face to face with someone it's more awkward then I could ever imagine.

  • i know what you mean x

  • oh caught in the act! i was totally staring at you're chest....sexy ;)

  • do you work at subway because you just gave me a foot long hahahhahahahahhahaahahahaahaha­hahahaha

  • you need a haircut

  • Relax! Even if you're really shy, just relax and let the words come out. If you say something stupid laugh at yourself, it lets people know you're sane.

    Even if you make a complete idiot out of yourself, the right person will accept you for you.. and all your Internet Cassanova glory. Haha.

  • yea the bar scene is uncomfortable by far.

    people are cliquish and rude these days out in public!

  • Actually I like the Subway line. :)

    The internet is so much easier as a way to talk to people. Sadly real life has a limited array of tools for making people go away, and they pretty much all land you in jail.

  • GAY

  • this is a really good video

    ur really funny !!!

    you know i have the opposite problem because when im talking to someone over the computer i run outta things to say

    idk why but when im talking with someone face to face its easier

    i guess im kinda spontaneous

    so keep up the good work !!!

  • haha, i was already looking at your face.

  • Yeah baby!, hilarious stuff as usual. And yeah I really can empathise with the feelings you describe. I mean I'm just too slow. : / That's why I always look for laidback guys who won't take offense if I get.. uncomfortable =) I guess you just have to learn how to be REALLY subtle. But that's hard. I'm a lip-licker too lol

  • i am way better at face to face. and you are right you do have to be quick and you have to think fast, but one thing that is on your side is body language, eye contact, and tone of voice. pulse if it is face to face they are oposed with the same challenges you are. so people are easier to read in real life.

  • I suck at the bar scene (not lit) yeah internet is easier lol

  • At the bar... Just walk away...

  • You are so cute, funny, and insightful, I can't imagine any guy who wouldn't be into you. But what I think is a winning strategy is to turn it all around. Be the question asker, make the other guy feel like the center of your attention. On-line it can be very much about making yourself the center and seeing who is interested. In the real world, flip it.

  • totally understand. i get that too, im more communicable online than in person.

  • I feel the same ;)

  • Yes I undestand U Davey <3

  • i use to be like that but i just practised with my friends, friends that i dint know. lol i know that kinda seems awkward but it works. it also helps to just talk to the person and see where they take it instead of you trying to take it somewhere. it would be flipping awesome if i got a reply to this comment i know your busy but it would be much appreciated. ttyl

  • Do you have pecs implants?Sorry for the question :D but your pecs look so fake xD

  • ok, yes i have the same problem, only i dont got that oh-so-drop-dead-gorgeous body of yours so i really dont think that i relate that much :/

    and srsly, i really can not picture you having trouble, at all.

    maybe you should act exactly like you act in your vids, cause, babe, you got the personality to match the bod

  • I really wonder how many occasional viewers are like me, completely turned off by and yet drawn to your half-naked screencaps and seemingly genuine demeanor. I honestly think you might have enough going for you without the sales pitch of your body, yet you continue to flaunt that asset. Your agenda is clearly to draw in more viewers with your sexuality, and you're clearly successful. I just wish you didn't rely on it. You've got the initial numbers. You might surprise yourself.

  • LOL

  • LOL I can't picture you having trouble picking up guys at the gym or the bar... XD

    maybe you should just go to those places with your top off.... you might feel more yourself that way.. XD

  • DEFFO im jus so much more confident on mii laptop i guss it gives me a sence of sicuriyt! lol!!

    i just cant think of summit hot to say bk quick enuf! lol!!

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...!

  • sometimes, in the real life...i would really like to press ctrl+z to undo a few things..basically, when i regret something i feel i want to go back, as everyone probably does! lol I totally agree with you, about when you talk on instant messeging, there isn't any emotions to what you type so what you do type could mean lots of different things to the person who is on the other side to the conversation xxx

  • YES i know exactly wat you're talking about. i never know what to say infront of people when i talk to them, its soo damn awkward. i guess that makes me a Internet Casanova.