How To Commit Murder

[ThumbsMeUp100Times]

This is so fake I tried it and they just kept saying "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, why me? :(" It was quite annoying so I tried it again. It makes them shut up though :)

[ThumbsMeUp100Times]

7,998 people want to kill someone 672 people are religus...

[awsomej177]

this is my third murder and i'm dead

[abhi1999appalaneni]

This was really helpful I'm in jail right now

[Fudgadelical]

DON'T TELL ME YOUR MY FRIEND COS YOU'RE NOT!



[Gallifrey103]

What do you mean 'get' a gun? I thought all Americans had them. That was probably your actual gun you pulled out there.

[MrFiroz66]

what kinda gun is that? glock?

[sipcom20]

how to cover up a murder



[ness7281992]

w-w-wa-wait...

"another" episode?

[PikachuCheongPoYao]

it is fake

[TyphlosionBlaze1]

@PikachuCheongPoYao No shit.

[PikachuCheongPoYao]

@TyphlosionBlaze1 Yes it is! the gun is real but the shooting is fake!

[TyphlosionBlaze1]

@PikachuCheongPoYao Do you even know what "No shit" means? It means it's OBVIOUSLY FAKE.

[skirodent]

@PikachuCheongPoYao Nooo? Really?

[minigirl202]

lololololololololololol haha jory lolollololooll

[ingkiller]

i've never seen this D: its great :D

[gabeHTMN]

After this video i will have to watch that smosh video on how to hide a murder

[PunchSydeiron2]

No joke, but I've heard that exact music cue from an old Charlotte PBS station promo. Was that theme some default or fair use music from somewhere?

[wafflefan44]

664 people were arrested....

[TLC2287]

I'm from Boston, and I bet a lot of guys from Roxbury and Dorchester find this video very useful.

[jdawz1985]

You said "welcome to another episode" on the first one xD

[devwiththewelch]

theirs 663 people out there completely serious about murdering some one

[edwardactivity]

step 1 shoot them

step 2 run away, dont even try to clean the evidence will be contaminated by you

step 3 change everything about you and move.

[andrewpuppi]

Well, he only said how to commit the murder, he never said anything about teaching you what to do after you shoot them.

[MegaGeminiLove]

Your a criminal!

[youngrelleus19]

tried this now im doing life in prison. there should be more steps like how to dispose the body and what to do if you have a witness. so thanks a lot for nothing.... bitch

[missy10259]

What if you dont have a gun??? xD

[microwavingjory]

What 'bout, 'How to get away with murder?'

That'll be cool.

[cutechocalate]

LOL

[thediaz94]

go to my channel thediaz94 to learn where babies came from

[lulu2dani]

Awesome, time to get rid of my asshole neighbor, muahahaha

[LiveDalton]

so thats how you do it. i never really knew how

[liZaRds285]

wow.....just....wow. really? really now? searching Lie To Me Season 4 episode 1 brought me here. care to explain? cause, i got nothing. or, as Lightman would say, "I got nufin, luv." Hes British, see.

[willXx6]

Can the host be joay again!

[willXx6]

Can the ho

[DFT4Lyfe]

Well, that certainly wasn't nice.

[DouglasBowshier]

WTFFFF!!!!!!!!!????!

[MrBlah15000]

i think this needs a "Dont try this at home" warning

[Cable23041998]

@MrBlah15000 to late XD

[YourWorstDreams]

john looks like a troll or elf or something off lord of the rings

[backwoodsctryboy]

habisky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[FreutLupe]

Jonny Pasta

[SOAPYL96A1]

i got an add with a gay pikey dancing

[EstrangherongSikat]

now i know. i was planning to use breadknife though

[lemzkies18]

HolyShit! GTA training? IRL!

[Cscope1717]

Why not Riley ):

[backwoodsctryboy]

@Cscope1717 cuz riley is better looking

[kevonhull]

he never knew wat was going to it him lol



[pn109a]

it's so dumb it's funny. lol

[warchowder]

keep pressing 4 and look at jory's hands...

[JPizzle1122]

@Chantesky - We both have great jobs, actually.

Thanks.

[4fromK]

@JPizzle1122

ouch.

wait, if he gave the video a view to leave that comment, doesn't that mean he technically just paid you a small amount of money to be insulted?

[randumbvids11]

@Chantesky they make videos for a living, i would love that job and i congratulate Jory and Jon and Riley on getting this far. Good job guys!

[armando9749]

@Chantesky that is theyre job

[danieluzumaki14]

@Chantesky bogus. p.s. you suck. p.p.s. dont say get a job im just a teen

[krocialblack]

@Chantesky Another youtuber claiming your a 49 year old, but type like a 9 year old. Well what else is new? Seem to start seeing trends like this on youtube a lot lately. No face teens claiming that they're older then they really are hiding behind their screen names talking smack, go to their channels and you see a blank default channel with no videos. I guess thats how youtube is becoming, full of people IE teenagers who talks the talk but can't walk the walk. Pat yourself on the back...

[Chantesky]

Spent more time in school maybe u lern

[cinnamondouche]

1. Camera is on a tripod.

2. The shaking is fake, but it doesn't need to be. This is just stupid.

[kracken63]

@cinnamondouche your fake and your stupid

[LolMariomario123]

the victim shoud have been justin bieber

[vulpix556]

O.O

[pokemontcg4000]

i tried this and for some reason im now typing this from jail who knew

[RecordGuy3434]

HEADSHOT

[MatvYAguz]

Keep pressing 5 for you amusement.

[RaNd0mPr0dUcTi0nZs]

thanks for the video, it really works!

[coolartdood]

looser!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!­!!!!

[CBeatProductions]

VERY bad editing.

[thowll6]

As I watch hilarious videos such as these, I can't help but wonder who has agreed with the video. This series in particular reminds me of the yellow books for dummies.

[rcnrcn927]

Unless you're Jared Loughtner, in which case you murder six people, but not the one you were trying to get.

[MasterZebulin]

If ONLY you could do this to internet trolls and flaggers...

IF ONLY!!!

[TheNathanNS]

@MasterZebulin just meet them in public and kill them when there dead and again until theres nothing left i think a saw mill is a good place to commit murder

[MasterZebulin]

@TheNathanNS But that's the hard part!! D:<

[primkids666]

im not quite dead yet..........*BANG* what?

[ZeldaInuYashalover]

*gets to step four* THE COPS ARE COMMING, WHAT DO I DO KNOW? I GOT THE GUN IN MY HAND STILL! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

[nikko623]

No Silencer? 75% Safer! I tough safety is our n.1 concern!?

[RavenHinamori]

Love the shirt Jon. Pats suck. Sox suck. Bruins Suck. GO CELTS!

[gorillazwiki]

nooooooooo jory :(

[joshuayap2005]

stupid...

[uneedcross]

How to pee on your pants.

[nerfboy621]

lol

[MegaMiir]

these guys gots charm. they gay. but charmin for sure

[Twilight053]

@kmporsy you're gay.

[Kamakazi242012]

I hate this old version of the Theme Song now...mainly because I use it as my alarm clock tone.

[nathaner100]

@kmporsy seeeee drrrr its fake but not gay

[nathaner100]

@kmporsy seeeee

[Kwpolska]

You shall use this theme song for the show.

[grimreaper11114]

Thumbs up for the Monty Python reference

[IkakuoShaowei]

tats dumb and stupid!!!!

[sephirothjenova999]

@IkakuoShaowei Now that is no way to talk about yourself. Think positively.

[elistonium]

657 people should get murdered

[ness7281992]

"another episode"? this is the first...

[TheAwsomerifficDude]

@ness7281992 this is the second episode of season 1. look in the description -.-

[InuJoshiepoo]

JORY NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO WILL SHOVE GAME SYSTEMS AND RANDOM SHIT IN A MICROWAVE?!?! JON PAULA?! NO!!!

[PapagiannisWoW]

BLOWBACK AIRSOFT guns FTW

[Xprtsniper74]

lol at the end!

[reslant]

fake



[lavigne777619]

@reslant no CRAP!!

[Doreman203]

awesome



[lavigne777619]

i wud like 2 c ur tinfoil shield protect u now!!

[Vanguard448]

@lavigne777619 'We have this giant tinfoil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes-' *BOOMHEADSHOT*

[lavigne777619]

@Vanguard448 YES THAt shud b wat happens!!

[buddysimian]

you killed jory

[MegaAstroFan18]

ROFLMAO! Awesome

[robortalien]

W0W!! the blood from his head mixed in air WTF??

[armydoggun]

you ROCK

[Gonetoh3ll]

RIP jory caron....

[MrHostile45]

so ehh can some1 get me a garbage bag

[sockeron]

Changing your name and fleeing the country almost never fails

[CopsClips]

Why the hell is the YouTube APP still have the 5 star rating system

[Tekkenfreek234]

I like the theme music used in this episode better than the current theme. Just saying.

[obama93142]

funny but at 01:05 what is "quoyte"?

[aceofaces10]

@obama93142 he said im not quite dead yet

[obama93142]

@aceofaces10

yes i KNOW! i was making fun of his accent

[bkthonda]

Yessss...a monty python quote "I'm not quite dead yet"

[1536mbComedy]

I like how Jory quoted Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "I'm not dead yet" lol

[easthooligunz]

You should make a "How to hide your victims dead body" haha

[steelskin134]

So that's how you do it!

[bulldogarcher]

Jon the next three steps to success should be how to clean up a murder

[adamwoken]

fake and gay

[markaleto]

@adamwoken really? im not sure it looks pretty real...

[Gmoney9102]

DON'T WORRY WE STILL HAVE RILEY.

[Scarab4990]

... I'm not quite dead yet...

Jory I have so much more respect for you. Monty Python all the way.

[houshidar558]

no succsess you droped thousands of skin cells whe you shot jory your gonna get caught by the cops :o

[TheBluFox]

@houshidar558 they showed how to "commit a murder" not get away with it. lols

[houshidar558]

@TheBluFox your right but after commiting your gonna have to get away with it :D

[djmitchstar]

well i did everything u said but i dont no where to put the body and i didnt get a silencer :( so i told cops u taught me:D

[britie3]

That was so retard in the most halarious way!!!!

[shadowslasher10]

DDDDAAAAMMMM!

[Mr795137]

0 vertical and horizontal recoil

WOW

[FreakGame99]

@Mr795137 i was like DDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYYAAAAAUUUUUU­UMMMMMMAAAAA

[bassoccer56]

hes not really dead

[EasyMovieStudios]

whoa... that was awesome... :D

[JugglingD]

Oh shit, eeh... guys, could you make a video of how to get rid of the body?

[Theblargen]

@JugglingD

I would dump it in a landfill... But if you wanna safer bet just cremate it...

[emilko62]

@JugglingD put it in a freezer then lock it

[Bus7777]

Thanks for the help!

[weisenbergphoto]

wow

[bigfoot45jp]

tkx, you really help'd me

[bumbarowski]

boom headshot +50 COMBOBRAKER 

[vulture97]

I could see the orange cap >_>

[RymanRocks]

he said "commit" not "get away with"

[Mr795137]

Well. . . .that was easy

[glacier2win]

Lol I love step 2. "get a gun" and then step 3 just tops it all off "shoot them" hahahha I love this video.

[MICHAELWASHINGTON09]

you should cut off his head and microwava it lol

[RymanRocks]

you sick fuck!!!

[MilkeMilieu]

OMG 133337 views. thats absolutely-1337-some

[CoDmAn6677]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[CleansWithRag]

OMG! That theme song makes me smile and almost laugh every time I hear it!

[RATM4LIF3]

BELIEVE IN BOSTON

[digzero]

Im making a note here.... Huge success

[julian7838]

ur a sik man...

[bunnielovesknuckles]

Fail.

[jpaula123]

not entertaining at all

[Emma3653]

Step 4- Hide the dead body

[gkchvh]

@Emma3653 Yes, but its not 4 steps to sucess

[Emma3653]

@gkchvh

It was a joke.

[Winterblood1408]

Now three steps to success for how to hide a murder victim.

[supermario863]

OMG JORY IS DEAD

not

[CensoredFace]

omfg that was good

[mario64club]

:D

yay

[SuPaFlY171989]

With the help of Three Steps to Success, I was able to kill my ex wife for life insurance money. Now im serving a life sentence in a maximum security prison. Thanks Three Steps to Success! lmao jk jk XD

[thedivasman]

YOU KILLED JORY!Good thing this video taught me how to comit murder.*aims gun at jon*

[IwAtChViDeOz44]

blowback airsoft handgun

[naxps]

Whoa, I di'in't know hand guns could be designed to have no recoil. It was Newton's 1st law of motion that states that an object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.

[insane89brain]

woah, random british accent at the end lol

[darkstar286]

@insane89brain never seen The Holy Grail, have you?

[falconpunch10]

nice, one handed recoilless glock 17 to the head

[FlyingZetex]

im gonna test that :D

[AdudenamedKemp]

1:04 Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference?

[jjaszczesny]

Flagged for murder.

Just kidding. ;D

[icefur71]

lol you blew a hole in his head

[123easyway]

Ah, so I was doing it wrong

[RymanRocks]

Wtf?!

[zxmenyo]

i dont know why but he reminds me of kenny from southpark ?

[jacobman2345]

did he die?

[smoothcriminaldude]

ldude 3 steps to get a way with murder

#1 get a car

#2 ask directions to mexico or cannada

#3 go to mexico or cannada and keep a low profile for about 1 to 2 years