The Illuminati Control You

[HenryClayTalleyrand]

So TAA has sold out to the Bilderberg Group......

[KittenKoder]

@HenryClayTalleyrand "Selling out" is a stupid way of saying "earn a living doing what you enjoy" ... jealousy is a really messed up thing.

[DriscolDevil]

@HenryClayTalleyrand Yes anyone that doesn't believe as you do is part of a secret society, what other explanation could there be?

Uh oh, I disagreed with you, guess I must be a Reptilian blood eater.

[Dragunai]

I was playing this in the background to a game I was enjoying at the time, mainly made bearable due to these videos (I hate it long story why I am playing it), and when I needed to check something I tabbed out at 5:44 ... needless yo say, disturbed.

[mayne242]

Ignorant rant linking bullshit with an organisation that actually exists. Not surprising.

[xXsecretxXBW]

@mayne242 it doesn't exist

[mayne242]

@xXsecretxXBW You obviously don't know much about European history.

[AKArainkit]

TJ lost his pills :D

[Cyberspine]

MIT made a study that showed that folio hats dampen some radio frequencies, but the ones used by the government and private media are actually enhanced by it. So actually the folio hats are a government conspiracy to read the conspiracy theorists' minds more clearly.

[mayne242]

@Cyberspine Link? I'm skeptical because it is impossible to focus radio waves with a convex piece of metal.

[Cyberspine]

@mayne242 berkeley(.)intel-research(.)ne­t/arahimi/helmet/ remove the brackets around the dots.

[Cyberspine]

@mayne242 Oh and I forgot, aluminum doesn't focus the radio waves, but it enhances the waves it receives. When the radiowave hits aluminum, it releases more radiowaves, thus enhancing its intensity. That's a major problem in space vessels, because aluminum enhances some forms of cosmic radiation.

[mayne242]

@Cyberspine Seems like a joke to me. You can't get energy for nothing, which is what amplification of a radio signal is without an amplifier. And no, an aluminium helmet on its own is not an amplifier. The MIT students should know this. Plus, the fact that there is no peer reviewed paper on the subject indicates that the work was at the best a joke and at worst done by a bunch of hacks.

[JohNNyBcOoL17]

tinfoil hat...love the added sarcasim:)

[tastytastfood]

Wtf is this...think I got trolled big time ha

[SoleCitizen33]

Relax, dale gribble.

[radewi1]

No titties alowed on youtube!!!

[MrSuperman2289]

you need a new marker bro

[JOverton1992]

How did Glen Beck get on the amazing atheists channel?

[aFutureSelf]

@DocRavage The great success of "Failurism" is that people like you who are so gullible they would believe anything anyone would say. (like religion),

[DocRavage]

The Illuminati's greatest success is making you believe they don't exist.

[RicaeAndrews]

@DocRavage But a lot of people believe in them- so if they did exist, they're doing a pretty shit job of it.

[AriseSeptimusPrime]

We must ask ourselves this question! :P

[largecouchpotato]

@azur0x

It was actually Amerigo Vespucci.

[VTECZpirates]

dude you have to smoke weed everytime you make a video ?

[MrSuperman2289]

@VTECZpirates more like crack

[soundslave]

@VTECZpirates it's called irony. He's playing a character; the nut job, paranoid, stoner that beleives the satalites are reading our thoughts.

But that comedy was too sophisticated for you. Here's a guy falling over instead.

[VTECZpirates]

@soundslave dude i was just kiddin

[azur0x]

america is called america for the first guy who discovered it was america and not eastern asia, he was called americo vespucio

[stotchandschnarf]

3:11 no..... why?......am i supposed to?

[aureez]

0:06- "whooo..". pissed in my pants. Btw my both names start with Capital A. Take a distance and look at it- AA.. Think a bit. I see V in between 2 Ace. That means i am Illuminati double agent ( just ONE clone) controled by... didn't remind you letter V something...- Satan.

[mrfrogbutt1]

I generally enjoy your wacky videos but the illuminati to me is as plausible as flying space unicorns in UFOs floating above the great pyramids of, the lost city of Atlantis! 

[hemlei]

i bet somewhere theyle be a ilumanati member watching and heele tell his crew and hopefully they will kill you

[hemlei]

i think you would be more intresting if you didnt make stupid fuking noises

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@hemlei

shut up. the noises are great...

[hemlei]

@QW5ub255bW91cw lol

[alanrburns]

Now it is all so clear.. we are now free to understand the letter A.. free your mind.. take the A

[mrfrogbutt1]

there is no such thing as the illuminati just a bunch of dumb morons whom are single and live alone in a shack

[hemlei]

@mrfrogbutt1 trust me they are real there the 3 masons

[FrozenTacoMeat]

@hemlei .....I think you mean Freemasons. People who think they control everything are conspiracy theory nutbags. Please do some actual research on the topic.

[erti655]

i love how his over reactions. he is so funny

[kalajel]

You know, for a secret organization, the Illuminati sure advertise their symbol a lot...

[Spiderpope]

If the Illuminati exist they are the worst secret organisation since Torchwood.

[Jay505]

just another fat p.o.s sad with himself and the only way to get attn he did get from his parents or H.S is putting up this garbage. No such thing in these conspiracies.

[CalciteSage]

@Jay505 I hope you realize this video is a joke...

[asombrosodios]

@Jay505 Do you know what sarcasm is dumb ass?

[jpbarbedwire666]

@Jay505 @Jay505 no shit nigga and tj was joking making fun of the Illuminati you dumb fuck 

[patton1019]

@Jay505 You do know he did this as a joke right?

[Holygiant]

@Jay505 you are fucking retarded... this is a joke

[Swackers90]

LMAO, he is so making fun the the Illuminati conspiracy people!!! people who believe in this garbage, nice job man!.

[iRepCUBA]

@Swackers90 if you did your research you wouldn't of said "The music industry was brilliant for making up the illuminati."

[Swackers90]

the music industry was brilliant for making up the Illuminati, it's a huge seller.

[8187daytheory]

@Swackers90 riiiight.

[iRepCUBA]

@Swackers90 if you ain't done your research don't make comments bout it lol

[lordy500]

you spazoid

[ExamineTheHorizon]

umm, disabled comment rating... why?

Censorship is a slippery slope, beside don't let the trolls win by disabling the feature that trolls attack

[CarlosMonteiro1985]

@ExamineTheHorizon His page, his rules, his train of thought on why to disable whatever. It's not censorship, censorship is when the government stops YOU from posting stuff on YOUR PAGE.

People who throw the word "censorship" like you do NEVER went through anything like censorship (I come from Portugal, an ex-fascist country, so I know what I'm talking about - my parents and grandparents saw real censorship, real political prisons, real secret police officers).

[ExamineTheHorizon]

@CarlosMonteiro1985 self-censorship. besides that wasn't the point. I know many people like him r targets of creationist flagging campaigns to screw up the comment section and that's what i was referring to.

[VicBlack20]

Alex Jones... is that you?

[moldrad]

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.

Source(s):

Poe's Law

[Diamondsays100]

fuck illumanti and fuck illumantis mother

[LogicPeaceLove]

lawl "if the illumanti gave us secular america , i dont them all that much" ^_^ , but really , this parody is amazing , i love it ^_^

[MrKushsmoker21]

nice tits

[Akulaspsy]

Intentional or not this is the most hilarious parody of Glen Beck type logic I've ever seen! Love it! Thank you, sincerely, for making my day more enjoyable.

[elmasrey]

SS

[Costar58]

Not sure if batshit crazy...Or maybe just GENIUS

[hopeintransit]

nice tits.



[JakReaver]

If you have to be told whether this is satire or not, you might need a foil hat.

[NaPzt3R]

Hah! I got a scientology ad.

[jebril]

NDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa man.

[ZeGuyFly]

I suddenly want Oreo's for some reason.

[qualivia]

Definitely a video to show the Dumb logic used to make ludicrous assumptions like the Illuminati

[dontwatchpornatwork]

can't tell if serious, or just troll video.

[chewbaccajoe]

@dontwatchpornatwork It is a video that makes fun of idiots and small minded morons who believe in bullshit like the Illuminati.

[noahzuniga]

my birthday episode!

[mercanaries3]

this guy loves the NDAA and TSA sticking their hands down peoples balls and assholes

and naked body scanners.

am i still crazy?

[TheDeathChrist]

Remember that time your dad molested you?

[Etheoma]

5:30 the look on his face is hilarious

[joujou264]

Holy shit, are there serious that may people that think this video is serious? It's fucking TAA, he doesn't believe in that bullshit, he laughs at the idiots who believe in the ''illuminati''.

[AlucardAnimation]

Now i am protected

[spencemace]

hey, morons, he's not serious in the video. he's making fun of the shit-smeared retards that believe in this.

[EbonesLong]

stfu please

[joujou264]

@EbonesLong Wow, you must be too stupid to leave this video. So you just say ''stfu'' to a 1 year and 5 months old video, hoping that YouTube will magically stop the video.

[6615403]

You don't need anyone to tell you that this video is stupid!

[joujou264]

@6615403 You don't need anyone to tell you that you are a moron. He doesn't believe in that shit, he's trolling the people who do believe in that shit.

[6615403]

@joujou264 It's obvious he's mocking people, but he looks rediculeous doing it.

[bigfproblem]

i respect everyones opinion.. but i dont think is hard to believe in a bunch of people that got together to have money and power. ask the bildelberg group.

[baronu4ever90]

this wont be that funny in a few years when we all might be forced in formation.

[justcallmeassinine]

I love this video. AA does a great show sometimes. People see conspiracy where they should just recognize greed and power. But what's with those boobs? BREAST REDUCTION NOW !!!

[riggermortisify]

If so the fucking WAGE MUST BE TOP FUCKING SECRET. I may as well be typing this through someone's letterbox with a stolen crutch. Great fucking spy/agent I am.

[riggermortisify]

I wonder, have you had any "YOU ARE A SHILL! DISINFO AYYYYJJEEENNTT!"

I remember when I first read some 911 conspiracy stuff, while stoned and drunk, I got into it, and started believing it. But then I though "research" so did, from a completely neutral position. And of course the "conspiracy" is built on bullshit. But as SOON as I left any comments on videos mentioning their mistakes I was suddenly made aware that I must work for the US government.

[Sugardaddy501]

Will you Illuminati fearing nut jobs buzz off. Go into that corner of fear you seem to fondell well and I don't mean the amazing atheist.

[Bremsor]

nice try!!

how much did the illuminati pay you to do this?! (^-^)

[OscarApollo]

Merica is a genus of sea snails, marine gastropod mollusks in the family Cancellariidae, the nutmeg snails.

[mikedamat]

Next on Glenn Beck.

[TheOneMightyOne]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

[a084123]

@TheOneMightyOne Lol no the greatest trick that men ever pulled was convincing the world the devil did exist : )

[mercanaries3]

Hey that tin foil hat fits you perfectly in every day life.'

And not because you mentioned that you're a fucking moron.

[Yvieneify]

such a perfect troll video haha

[Yvieneify]

LOL!

[RowDy718]

Fat boy stfu

[KnockUrBack]

OBEY!

[Diamondsays100]

OBEY!!!

[TheRazagen]

LoLOllOLOl

[doombybbr]

the ones who control people by controlling information are the churchs, they won't tell you it is a lie.

[lambovsatan225]

What the fuck, TJ. Are you making fun of Oreo Cookies?.

[RobinRc666]

I find this difficult to masturbate to...

[mikeelman]

Lame, i'm gonna listen to Joe Rogan now, bye.

[FollowHisWill]

@leerey14 He's a liberal, of course he doesn't believe in it. Only batshit insane conservatives believe in it.

[leerey14]

sad part is the illuminati is real, out of anyone i would have thought this guy would believe in it.

[PointlessSteel]

@EquitesVeritatis Do you know what atheism is?

[canonrocksome]

Illuminati Killed Micheal Jackson cause first he disagreed on writing Satanic lyrics than Micheal Jackson revealed then the next week......he was dead

[TheMadnessFlow]

lmfao @ Illuminati believers

[deeppurple28]

1,234 Alex Jones fans clicked dislike!

[TraumStarke]

@deeppurple28 NO! Alex Jones' 1,234 *odd number that* reptilian incarnations simply submitted a single dislike!

[fpsexcellence]

Type in Illuminati backwards then .com and it'll take you to a government website.

[TheSkiddlydoobop]

I came here for the foil hat.

[MakeMoneyOnlineBank]

Oh i get it...you're doing an impression of alex jones. Awesome!

[callitfatjoe]

Children, say "no" to drugs.

[hamnose]

i want an oreo

[neversurdender]

And this is what happens when tj does crack

[lecolis]

glen beck 2.0

[20042004Zorro]

@lecolis you only think that because of the Daily Show lol, so ignorant......

[ThePenGass]

Marrijuana never does this to me! Scratches head

[RedGiant81]

Ok, let's not be formal. Instead of saying illuminati run America lets just say powerful bankers do. Anybody who thinks there is not some kind of shadow government behind the likes of Cameron and Obama You're nuts!!!! And the conspiracy is on you.

[Nonsensei436]

6,666 likes

[zeldafanful]

@Nonsensei436 "6,666...divide it by 10,and you get 666:the number of the devil.

666 divided by 3 is 222,the average number of videos that the angry video game nerd. Video games are the work of the devil!"

-Rick Perry,obligator of education.

[olwerXL]

@zeldafanful It's funny how 6666 divided by 10 actually is 666,6

[imshanedulong]

Ok, most theorists are not like this. These theories basically say power is far more centralized than we think it is and it is plausible, but a bit irrelevant. The fact is they're all out for the same goals as us. They want to end corporate control, they want to have less chemicals and shit in our food, they want a government that gives a shit, etc. We need to work together to accomplish these goals. Also, I agree Alex Jones is a right wing dickbag. But a lot of theorists aren't.

[killa432546]

Wearing tin foil hats will protect you. None of that aluminum stuff, only actual TIN foil.

[RainstormOfPiss]

it's amazing even the amazing atheist pulls the same answers out of his ass as everyone else even after all these years. "Oh, it's just the eye of horus!"

[iluvAUSandScooters]

@235LBS You are a complete retard. TheAmazingAthiest has already made a video on someone like you.

[mTmFilms]

HAHAHAHAHA. Fucking LOL! Awesome video! I couldn't stop laughing, literally.

[thatkindofguy234]

3:11 - Best part 

[TheJackyBear]

( . )( . )

[dodabender]

@TheJackyBear ( . Y . ) bigger tits...

[TheJackyBear]

@dodabender ( . )( . )

[GamingWithStatoke]

Sounds Italian

[bosnianstar572]

This guy needs to lose weight, try to find a girlfriend, and stop putting other people down..

[GamingWithStatoke]

@bosnianstar572 He has a girlfriend, being fat is part of American life and he can make fun of idiots if he likes.

[coldray5]

i knew i will love it before it started :D

[maxeire1]

Reading through the comments It seems quite a few viewers of this assumed this video was genuine.. If thats the case you should go into acting man.

[MrVirtualCoder]

@jonnybigj Tits? THESE ARE FUCKING BREASTS! I've seen tits, but these are definitely female breasts. I think he suffers from Gynecomastia.

[ironmenace]

so if the Illuminati controls us who controls you, yourself or somebody else... do you feel life would be better without imagination or without artwork. if so you should go live in a place without technology and see how long your bitch ass last i bet you anything you cry for a signal but guess what... nobody will care HA

[Yubera2K10]

1:07

Damn sploicers

[solisvictor1991]

@Yubera2K10 rofl,i love this comment.

[MrVirtualCoder]

Ew, THE FUCK!? You got fucking breasts, you freak!

[babyblaze2011]

@MrVirtualCoder O-o now we know were you look when you look at a person

[fatelvis138]

Nice Glenn Beck imitation.

[miganders]

Actually "they" are mostly jews.

The more you know.

[Pratika3]

LOL!

[eahazell]

a little dennis Hopper at 3:30 mark man

[GermanPeoplePerson]

i'm not sure you will see this tj but if you do, i'd like to know if you actually believe in the illuminati being active in today's society. cause i sure do

[xXSgtWolfXx]

@GermanPeoplePerson Doubt it, considering he's making fun of the people who believe that shit in this video.

[GermanPeoplePerson]

@xXSgtWolfXx that shit actually makes sense if you look into it. unfortunately.

[thekeithchannel]

5:00-5:45 I couldn't stop laughing

[GermanPeoplePerson]

you are marching... in.... formation! hahahah

[Nonterastor]

What...the...fuck?

[GhosTownM2P]

what? illuminati is more about big business controlling whats going on not the american presidents lol.

[N64isgreat]

lol foiled

[Zeroprobabilityvids]

TJ, you rock man.

[Xcuse2N00B]

Wtf?

[Saerain]

@Naamalum ‘Theory’ is very generous.

[Dmi7248]

Can I buy some weed from you?

[markdobs]

Raving Lunitic



[want2bealone]

@markdobs it's spelled lunatic.

[markdobs]

@want2bealone I know... just a typo i did not notice.

[killer6468]

@markdobs Y U SOWSTOPID VEN?

[markdobs]

@killer6468 hello mr issues... you almost got it try harder.

[DrewPicklesOgre]

u kinda remind me of Mike Mozart

[doctorh2005]

LOL!!!