Who would go, just for fun, to a public restroom and try to find "Mike was here"? then you see it and you're like, "WTF? How in the hell abet did that get there? Was God reading my mind?"
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
I love the full on discussions that used to go on in my uni library toilets - people would write on the cubicle adding to the discussions or hurling insults at each other. In those cold dark days before we had Facebook walls haha! Very cool! =D
A friend told me he was funnier than Daniel Tosh. I had to see for myself. Well Dane Cook is not funny at all, why do people follow his lame ass humor. I will give you two reasons why 1) you are gay and like to see him in tight jeans or 2) you are a female and like to see him in tight jeans. Either way you have no nuts about you!
@Aphrodz You know its real funny that u have to bring "ball" into the conversation. If u dont like dane cook then why are u searching youtube for videos of him? Do you like his tight jeans? Why dont you get rid of ur pussy and get a real set of balls and a wimpy little dick to match them...
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Are you f-ing kidding me! You're a fucking retard for defending such a douche like Dane Cook. Oh and when you reply back to this try not to shake from the excitement. That uncontrollable quiver in your hands is a sign that YOU suck too!
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hahahahahah what kind of moron looks up dane cook, just to freaking tell every one that likes him that he sucks?? you have a wonderful life and i admire you. thank you for your comment it really enlightened my view of RETARDED FAIRT FUCKS
read the comment, cuz his friend said that he was funny and he wanted to see. calm down, if he doesnt like him as much as u do it doesnt mean anything, it just shows that ur really retarded
look at all of dane cooks jokes they all start off with SO ONE DAY and the jokes are retarded for example the one that he said that he saw someone get ran over and it hit in in the side, he flew in the air ,shoes fell off ,and he landed on HIS FEET and got walked away embarrassed
mike wuz here
RsChrisG 1 month ago
Mike /will/ be here.
stallonedude40 2 months ago
this is the only thing funny ive heard from dane
capostatus937 3 months ago
Its just not as funny without seeing all his movements and faces Dx
DarkFrostxX 3 months ago
Who would go, just for fun, to a public restroom and try to find "Mike was here"? then you see it and you're like, "WTF? How in the hell abet did that get there? Was God reading my mind?"
Warriorsrule1000 3 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
1warriorsbball3 5 months ago
DONT MAKE THE VIDEO A PICTURE> WTF MAKE IT AN ACTUAL VIDEO OR ANIMATION
230rida 6 months ago in playlist Dane Cook
@230rida All he has is the audio track, dipshit.
karinosai 1 month ago
HES YELLING SO IT HILARIOUS!!!!
maxwellr38odst 11 months ago
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Get a peace to your life with an Latino girl rockmycity.info
surangagayan99 1 year ago
He mencions Kinkos a lot
madelinetiger9 1 year ago
18 ppl like to use public bathrooms
system7564 1 year ago
so ur sittin there .. NO SHUT UP .. so ur sittin there
Ruko121 1 year ago 4
18 people dont like public restrooms
ericstubenhofer 1 year ago
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Dane Cook SUCKS period a total J O
davgabe 1 year ago
@davgabe You're a jackass if u think DC sux! FUCK U!
VenothayaWolfMaster 1 year ago
@davgabe SHUT UP if dane cook sucks,, why are you searching his vids?!
phantomgladiator576 10 months ago 12
wrdd no black ppl can possibly understand dane cook on sum real iv tried it n they done get it lmfao
ADAMooAKAooAsap 1 year ago
FUCK. Damn jeeeeeews. (((x
jdalporto 1 year ago
16 people got in a car crash
kakashidreamer10 1 year ago
MIKE IS A FAGOT!
austinatyahoo 1 year ago
I love the full on discussions that used to go on in my uni library toilets - people would write on the cubicle adding to the discussions or hurling insults at each other. In those cold dark days before we had Facebook walls haha! Very cool! =D
Gresslette 1 year ago 31
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Gresslette 1 year ago
How bout we get some mints and shove them in your EEEEYYYYEEEE!
khdarkriku17 1 year ago
"Who is sitting on the toilet like, 'GOD DAMN, JEWS!!'?"
*coughmelgibsoncough*
SakuraArai 1 year ago 11
This is the first time i've hear Dane and im just not feeling it for some reason.
I heard him on Joe Rogans pod cast The Joe Rogan Experiance and i just thought id check him out.
CANADAPLOW 1 year ago
@CANADAPLOW 1/2 of what he does needs to been seen and not just listened to. Watch a video, his expressions are hilarious!
byg0llyitsholly 1 year ago
you look at the seat then your like EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
malfriction 1 year ago
/___Mike is a ****!
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dragonsfire80 1 year ago
@MsCullensgirl then how you type nigguh?
petrhoovr1099 1 year ago
16 people slipped and HIT the "Dislike Button"
SultenZone 1 year ago 10
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Pimpin
Shaunee420 1 year ago 22
OH Dane, there are some question we don't have answers too, as too why is everything wet? And my question, what is it?
invaiderzen 1 year ago
CHECK OUT THIS MUTHA FUCKA CHECK OUT THIS MU
flabbo73196 1 year ago
umm check out this aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahah i convided them
1marinefan 1 year ago
if your chinese its AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spike020995 1 year ago 4
like whos going in there like "FUCK! I GOTTA CRAP!"
swisscakeroll123 1 year ago
why don't we get some mints and shove them in your EYES! lol
TheShaegan 1 year ago 4
dane cook best comedian out theree
rscopycat 1 year ago 5
like mike is coming back to check it out.
agentperry798 1 year ago
lol mike was here and some other guy draws an arrow and says mike is a *************
100prototype 1 year ago
@ 4:41 LMFAO!
So your sitting there, no SHUT UP!
LMFAO!
animallova97 1 year ago
daaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
katelynnlee2 1 year ago 5
@blueflame1831....UR JUST JELOUSE!!!!!! I KNOW IN THE INSIDE U LOVE HIM!!!! :)
TheFightbacker 1 year ago
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Dane Cook what a f-ing douche! Not even funny! Anybody who thinks this jaskoff is funny is a bigger douche than he is!
Aphrodz 2 years ago
y did you watch the vid of dane cook if u hate him lol
talesrunnerX 2 years ago
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A friend told me he was funnier than Daniel Tosh. I had to see for myself. Well Dane Cook is not funny at all, why do people follow his lame ass humor. I will give you two reasons why 1) you are gay and like to see him in tight jeans or 2) you are a female and like to see him in tight jeans. Either way you have no nuts about you!
Aphrodz 2 years ago
@Aphrodz You know its real funny that u have to bring "ball" into the conversation. If u dont like dane cook then why are u searching youtube for videos of him? Do you like his tight jeans? Why dont you get rid of ur pussy and get a real set of balls and a wimpy little dick to match them...
waveswiz 2 years ago 2
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I comment on Dane Cook's youtube videos in hopes that he searches himself on youtube and reads these comments. He needs to know HE SUCKS!
Aphrodz 2 years ago
your all just pissed cuz u cut yourself and cuz u got a shitty job and lives in your exbf's basement stalking him.
KustomPwns81 2 years ago
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Are you f-ing kidding me! You're a fucking retard for defending such a douche like Dane Cook. Oh and when you reply back to this try not to shake from the excitement. That uncontrollable quiver in your hands is a sign that YOU suck too!
Aphrodz 2 years ago
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hahahahahah what kind of moron looks up dane cook, just to freaking tell every one that likes him that he sucks?? you have a wonderful life and i admire you. thank you for your comment it really enlightened my view of RETARDED FAIRT FUCKS
blueflame1831 2 years ago
blueflame you're the retard who can't even spell. Should have stayed in the 5th grade you fucking dildo!
Aphrodz 2 years ago 3
@blueflame1831 OBVIOUSLY YOU!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE TIME TO LOOK FOR THIS MAN JUST TO HATE ON HIM... UR GAY
acantrell34 2 years ago
michselbond you an¤&"/"%¤%%&#/¤"
egert5 2 years ago
HAHAHAH CHECK OUT THIS MUTHA FUCKA i love it!!!!!! hahahahaha
EPMudvayneIC 2 years ago
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my name is mike
michaelbond220 2 years ago
@michaelbond220
wtf?
tobiswife 2 years ago 2
mike is a fag
Yamora101 2 years ago 3
agree i hate how poeple do that.really!no one cares
tobiswife 2 years ago 2
mike is happy
ilikrandomness 2 years ago 2
okay
tobiswife 2 years ago
LOVE him! i love how he like makes a bunch of movements on stage! ahaha HES so amaZIng!!!!!
ToriLambert75 2 years ago 4
"Check out this muthafucka. CHECK OUT THIS MUTHAFUCKA!"
LMFAO.
DramaGirl297 2 years ago 5
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Dane Cook SUCKS! You must have no life if you think this fucking douche is funny!
Aphrodz 2 years ago
@Aphrodz
If you hate him so much, than why watch the videos? Get a life, man.
Spiderglass219 2 years ago 11
@Spiderglass219
read the comment, cuz his friend said that he was funny and he wanted to see. calm down, if he doesnt like him as much as u do it doesnt mean anything, it just shows that ur really retarded
xXkoolpersonXx 1 year ago
stfu gabid77. dane cook is the man and he'd kick ur virgin ass
mdizzoyle83 2 years ago
the first joke about driving is so true xD lol
timmaylove25 2 years ago 11
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Very funny. One of the best modern comics. If you want to hear another funny guy click on jonnnyyoman.
jonnnyyoman 2 years ago
MIKE WAS HERE LOL!
SlyFox280 2 years ago 72
^ mike is a fag
3SHORTBUS3 2 years ago 2
@SlyFox280
Mike is a f***
XD
WINXaIZaPIXIELOVER 1 year ago
@WINXaIZaPIXIELOVER i saw a movie right after watching this vid and there was a seen where a sign came up saying, "mike is dead.."XD
lucifer8424 1 year ago
@SlyFox280 MIKE IS A FAG
TheBlackyoshi99 1 year ago
@SlyFox280 Mike is a faggot
boboboy89 1 year ago 8
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@SlyFox280 Mike is a fa*ot
boboboy89 1 year ago
first joke was racist, but still, UBER FUNNY! LMFAO
autobot3123 2 years ago
He's racist? Go look at Russell Peters.
xcelpast 2 years ago 3
first of all u look at da seat and ur like AAAEEEERRRRRR!!!!
THUNDERBOLT013 2 years ago 3
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dane cook is a fucking retard i watched all the videos and i did not laugh
ttoti2972 2 years ago
then your sad and have no sense of humor get a life please!
MATTNATTMATT 2 years ago 6
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look at all of dane cooks jokes they all start off with SO ONE DAY and the jokes are retarded for example the one that he said that he saw someone get ran over and it hit in in the side, he flew in the air ,shoes fell off ,and he landed on HIS FEET and got walked away embarrassed
ttoti2972 2 years ago
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how the fuck can someone with a sense of humor say this sentence. u hav no sense of humor if u dont like dane cook
Gabid77 2 years ago
"unless ur black. then its check out this motherfucker" lol
bobmarley33335 2 years ago 114
"...THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET SOME MINTS AND SHOVE 'EM IN YOUR EYES !! AAARGH!"
He's SO awesome.
HentaiNoKamiSama92 2 years ago 12
"No shut up!"
Hahaha :D
flowerangel050 2 years ago 3
ha ha ty
onyourkness 2 years ago
YEA! YEES! YES!! YEEES!
p0lska2012 2 years ago
and you read all of this EUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
the most ignorant crap
and its not written its carved
deoxybionucleic 3 years ago 5
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what the hell r u tlkin about ?
chipyymichii 3 years ago
mmmmmm chrispy chicken
FoytheleeRacing 2 years ago 2
lmfao chicken
lightningboy003 2 years ago
ya first comment!!! i love dane cook
ProudMusicAddiction 3 years ago