Boner In Public

[AlaricPhineas]

More men than women staring. ;-)

[NewAmericanLegend]

Thumbs up if u don't wanna thumbs up my comment!

[PurplebaconASAP]

I played this song so load in my house when i was six but replace the words with pussy

[brysander246]

they should of had jizz in my pants for the theme song. 'Thumbs up if you agree!!!!!!

[bddblade]

lololol

[MichaelJordan901]

this song doesnt fit the video at all

[tosheatower]

Why is it all guys staring?

[jar4963]

@tosheatower cause they r jealous

[NGM1312]

i stayed for the music :D

[hippyable]

woman looks at hard on 1:01

[hippyable]

so fake so funny though!

[laxmagic55]

ahhhh 240p we meet again >:|

[dukemayfield]

I love the song playing while this poor dude walks around with his junk displayed for all to see to the dismay of male viewers and its seemed like the ladies were interested

[TheKillzoner12]

The music made it hilarious xD

[LoveTheRoad]

wholly fuck there is no way I could keep a straight face. That's some funny shit.

[james65508]

At 0:11 the guy stares back xD

[Chibicho]

"I wasn't gunna run from the cops, but I was..."

Never fully explained.

[36Jacob]

must have been an interesting convo on the phone

[JMountainJR]

Seems guys are thinking "Dam that foo has a big dick"

[TheTekkenTech1]

I can see most of the guys are looking at him

[ZhaoRenWang]

This song.

[JamesianDGAF]

All the Men ''I wish'' Women were like '' I want!''

[itsSatsuDuhh]

Damn..this really hurts my stomach..so fucking hilarious xD

[Beginningless]

Morning glory.

[bloodshot738]

The guy and hes wife in 0:40 the husband covered her eyes for she cant see him looking at hes boner.

[HectorL360]

He was gonna jack off, but he got high.

[dulaj3030]

@HectorL360 that would make any one beat their meet and other thing to...lol

[A425D7]

thumbs up if you get a boner every time you wake up!

[mackzenne]

@A425D7 Its called a morning wood and im sure every one gets one

[thunder72191]

@A425D7 i just piss in the bath tub cuz there is no way if fucking hell i would be able to make it in the toilet

[A425D7]

@thunder72191 lmao xD

[ignatei]

@A425D7 i think u get a boner cause ur bladder is full bro in the morning

[PoopFaceDearTick]

If I had a boner that big, I'd show it off too!

[cryptoboy2]

sometimes i get a boner in public for no reason it's fucking annoying

[dulaj3030]

@cryptoboy2 nice...lol

[izzboxer1996]

@cryptoboy2 Yeah I know when I'm wearing my cloth shorts and a boner pops I'm like "SHIT!"..

[nachocomm]

1:27

they're like

"NOOOOO NOOO OH GOD NO GET AWAY AHHH"

>.< ;D x

[gurkis35]

Notice how when his field of vision is involving the people, they don't pay him attention. When they are out of it, they momentally turn their heads :3

1:23

[Doominatorx6]

Okay, lets be honest for a second.

Who's here because you typed "boner" in the search bar?

[Retrosmasher1]

That is one massive SAUSAGE!

[TheSignsandSymbols]

ha ha! the guys who where staring must be intimidated! xD

[bnard32100]

LMFAO.. EVEN SOME OF THA DUDES TOOK A DOUBLE TAKE

[mamatlalo]

hahahaha... boner is always funny... lol

[0mgg0sH]

the lady at 1:35 were a bit horny :DD

[erickpagaduan]

ahahaha



[UnimprovisedGaming]

He even had dark skinned guys jealous of that beast of a boner.

[DarkRican93]

IS THAT REAL

[xXPurdyGurlXx]

guys r mostly looking bc they r wishing theirs was like tht lol

[esc666painFM]

hahaha

[TheJarggie]

the song is my fav part!! I <3 this songg

[TheShadowmaster1010]

um...y r nearly only guys looking?

[ghrpdx]

@TheShadowmaster1010 Men ALWAYS look.  They have to see how they measure up.

[GavinJLang]

1:09 what's the deal with the touchy hand sticking out from behind the pole?

[clook222]

Yeah I thought that would be a good Halloween outfit... trackpants boner guy.Till I got to the party. Security were not impressed. Made me 'take it out'. No lovin that night!

[gmanganza]

amazing how many guys stared

[Tank24RAR]

wow...wat a bunch of fags...

[Taricus]

I laughed so hard I'm having an asthma attack ROFLMFAOLOLOLOL!!!

[tradecycles]

Not generally acceptable. Where did high ethics of your society go now?

[Xmaggot93X]

Average penis size: 5-7 inches.

Average penis size of people who Google average penis size: 2-4 inches

[zeinizim]

@Xmaggot93X seems like you googled it



[glassangel0000]

whats funny is that its mostly the guys that are looking lol

[JMillah16]

its funny how only guys are looking!

[sweetievee83]

that is obviously so fake... why would people think that's a real boner?

[aquarianbabe]

Someone should have kicked him in it. Hey, what could it hurt?

[MpZeBoXeR]

How so big?

[willeyboy2]

if you see a guy walking bent over you'll know he has a boner XD

[dreemwevur]

Perhaps this is why cod pieces were invented? Lol.

[TheKristjan777]

i wonder what the "girlfriend" would say if a guy looked at a girl with big nipples like they watched that guy ?

[lysergicallycorrect]

How did I wind up here?

[ORENGEcarot]

what a shitty song lol

[KylesBigPenis]

mine is bigger :)

[JerichoDitch2]

thats what mine would look like...if I folded it in half

[madeinengland1968]

This is so funny!! watching guys looking angry at this is so funny, because the angry ones are the ones that are turned on by this. The women generally seem to just laugh, but the blokes find this really uncomfortable LOL

[RockaGun]

I did that shit in school. I acted like i didnt know a had a boner. but i seen the girls eye level, lol

[greenbabey123]

best part of the video THE MUSIC =)

[crazycokiecop]

1:28,the girls stopped!

if i saw that while riding a bike,i'd get ran over by a car

[OMNIKIDXXX]

hahah them looking bak, like did i really just that??!!!

[gmanakadezil]

1:12 - 1:18 WHY GOD WHY AM I NOT BLESSED LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SpeekerOFtruthe88]

oh i thought the all the men kept lookin cuz they are homos

[SouthParkMan15]

0:44

"Honey don't look. I'm not that big."

[xFightingJMWx]

love this song

[spencer0150]

everyone shit themselves when they saw it

[Mega2good4you]

Lordy, Lord!

[FaTaLsh0TzZ]

haha that funny

[jhojhoneko]

hahaha!

[5favswccbm]

lol

[sourtwister19]

@321Diamondbear Because I got High - Afro man

[MONSTERGUAM]

did u realize that most of the people looking are MEN...like if u did

[thesIeepywiIIow]

@MONSTERGUAM The video was cut a ton of times. Half of the clips that got cut could have easily been the girls.

[aljwood131998]

@MONSTERGUAM thats because there's aren't as big lol

[braylle1]

@MONSTERGUAM i think they're just jelous cuz they're thingy is tiny.. >_<

[Daequan1793]

Did anyone notice the lady trip at 1:16 behind that man :D

[eric9816]

boner



[TheCivicum]

lol @ 1:27

[MrBBoy333]

Penis scale

> Him

> Blacks

> Whites

> Mexicans

> Asians

[xXMyriamAnela18xx]

why the hell....is it mostly guys lookin at him? lmao xD

[itsmegp46]

@xXMyriamAnela18xx You're exactly right! Then those bitches are gonna go home, take down their pants and cry!

[roblou62]

@xXMyriamAnela18xx Because mostly guys have penises.

[xXMyriamAnela18xx]

@roblou62 oh sure i neva wudave thought men hav penises -.-" lol :P

[rckflare]

@xXMyriamAnela18xx because we love to compare

[xXMyriamAnela18xx]

@rckflare lol ok O.o

[10footballbeast]

haha notice more guys turn around than girls!!! :D

[saiyangirl22]

oh wow!!!! XD

[breseemaxwell]

I think the guy got high.

[UndeadJuggalo15]

girls are like 'i want him to fuck me right in the vigina'

[GoWSANERUTHLESS]

you can tell right away that its a cucumber

[iamaddicted2]

My little brother was watching this vid a while ago then asked me.. Hey, do girls get horny when they see a guy with huge boners?. I myself do not know the answer to that..

[phatnatyouknow]

@iamaddicted2 In Public - No

If you are their bf & your making out then yeah.



[iamaddicted2]

@phatnatyouknow thanks 4 the info.

[sadanjd]

@iamaddicted2 tell him , hey do boys get damn crazy , when they see a girl with a hot rounded titanic boobs ?? .. if he says No .. then he is GAY !! #LOL

[IrishFriendsFan]

@iamaddicted2 erm well im gay so i guess i cod answer

i personaly dont

[TheShadowmaster1010]

@iamaddicted2 heres ur answer,

in a way yes but we ALWAYS have a side thought that is ("will that fit thing in me!?")so its inda yes and no we like knowing a guy gets turned on by a our body but we also dont like it cuz we think we'll b broken if we were to have sex with a man with a boner

[ryquigs]

FAKE- Chineese have baby peniss'

[Wrior]

Kids lookin back like "WHAT--THE---FUCK?"

[chaser22081]

a bottel of viagra slipped into someones panckaes this morning Oo

[MsBear1122]

song is awful

[Optiox1]

You are in a public park with young kids. Not funny at all, you weirdo. Yes i said weirdo. No normal person would do this, reported.

[DeadIyZ]

lol i was laughing to tears

[TheComenterMan]

Panico na tv - Homem Berinjela.

[MrPantherBH1]

YEAH AFRO MAN!!!

[clarence8500]

fagg lookin kinda hard



[purpleHIGGY92]

reminds me of 'me,myself and irene

[romersmrk]

140 people have gotten boners in public!

[lynn2225]

I love how the girl at 1:27 alomst "fell" into it. If I had seen this in real life I probably would have had to have been sedated because I would be so hysterical from laughter. I wouldn't know what do do with myself if I couldn't watch the ridiculous things posted on youtube.

[defil3djr]

Wtf's Wrong with it

[TheRudeAwakeningsz]

It's funny how if a guy is with his girlfriend and looking at another girls butt. There in a world of trouble and probably get slapped. But if its vice versa by a girl looking at a dick . There's nothing wrong with it . smh

[TheMBHustler]

at :38 second...shes saying...hunny why arent you this big!!! lol

[katynisbett1]

i would laugh if one of the people on bikes crashed into something

[PRoFetiiK]

haha the shit wraps around his leg

[KatideChaos]

Facepalm 1:34 LOL :P

[GhostyMist]

140 people have Erectile Dyfunction and can't do this prank

[strylultra]

what is the name of the song anyone?!

[LilStankyRayRay]

@strylultra Afroman - Because I Got High

[SuperVladeG]

why are they staring at it, it's not cool to stare ot someones...

[AYYitzAUSTIN]

i know why all the women in this vid are smiling, because they are thinking how small their boyfriends/husbands penis is LOL

[Metacool416]

there are alotta gay-slash-jealous men in this video

[dimzer111]

because i got hard because i got hard because i got haaaaard la la la di da da

[nwesterbeckmaster]

the song shoulda went "i was gonna clean my room but then i got a boner" xD

[TubeKingism]

WHATA F***...ITS MOSTLY GUYS LOOKIN...VaGZ

[katieebakess]

i LOVE how its mostly guys looking!!

[SteveDFM]

No wonder they're staring, he's tiny!

[gangtra48]

For all you boneheads out there, the percentage of women that want that big of a penis, is the same amount of men that have that big of one!! He is being stared at like the freak he WOULD be! morons

[skulleton]

@gangtra48

nah, women love them that big, dumbass.

[ridhuanfakhri]

so big and so funny

[throbulator427]

0:39 "look that's why i married you, i thought you'd have that on you..*smh*" lol

[Sabiibiaatch325]

He got a boner because he got high.

[911BeganTheEndOfGod]

why catholic priests wear robes

[AlNoSt]

haha the world must be full of small guys then.. lol i feel sorry for them...

[TheMhn5]

must be new jersey, cause thats the only place full of so many guy men

[TresInocentes]

Guys are looking because they are comparing their size. Mostly they say "Mine is not that big"

[IrishFriendsFan]

@TresInocentes lol but outloud they say the complete opposite

[sodapop554]

@TresInocentes Actually I clicked because I doubted the vid was real, still a tough call.

[DeafMuteZombie]

lol

[FrescoGrey]

@ 1:16 the woman in black tripped looking! LMAO

[punkassgee]

the world is just full of gays lmfao

[bsskates333]

lol is that monster real?

[copperbed100]

Bruno mars young at 1:43

[egert5]

"You put dust in ma weed"

[SupernaturalGifts777]

thats and elephant trunk

[Xavorify]

The bigs are like "dam, thats sum huge shit"

[baby12s1]

do u notice the mostly guys...looked..especially one walking with a woman

[chicken4090]

136 people are soft

[MrFFE89]

lol the girl at 0:56 and the girl at 1:06 was like i wanna try that shit

[GRBiiCoDgAmEr]

this happens to me in class, except the table flips o.O

[TheAxis456]

Is that Jeff Beck?

[princessgumbo]

Lol haa

[jojochacon]

The guys must've been jealous

[xxxxgame]

gahona GAHAA :D



[peblrox]

1:26 LMFAO

[RobbieAndPhoebe]

nasty

[Shunt1900]

love if they looked at the boner and the bike wend into a lake or post

[belleovedHime]

black guys starin'like 'damn mine aint even dat big'

[Loulou4evr]

@belleovedHime lmfao haha

[keilnealquan]

XD what song is that XDD

[OtsesNdarB]

@keilnealquan then i got high or something

[YouDead11]

lol all black ppl is like wtf man i though we had biggest..not the whites..:DDD

[killacitybaby]

you know all those girls are like why can't i have one that big! haha!

[MafiaDaGamerNerd]

he was totaly high

[tiarabooboo123]

lmfaooo thats fuckin nasty

[RO469]

y r there so man guys starring

[dream4ful]

those guys are so naïve )