Daniel Tosh- Sports

[misskate822]

You hate life after sports anyway lol

[folkafresflo]

"I don't like to do jokes about stereotypes, but we all know basketball players can't swim very well"

A 2-in-1 stereotype joke, that's just genius!

[MattyIce2115]

costareco is all in with 15 coconuts, *usa* yeah..we're gonna call.

[monkey1534]

0:38 Noooooooob ahahaha

[88wmsmith]

hhahaha i workout i hit the gym yesterday i did ankles

[Ph0be]

lol "Maybe V8 will sponser a vegetable!", classic Tosh!

[xkearstenx]

Daniel Tosh is fucking awsome!!!! "Alsta luego small blind shouldn't of limped in" Hahahaha

[benhamlett]

tosh is the perfect mix of racism sexism and good fucking crude awful humor !

[bestelementsk8ter]

7 people are sponsored by v8

[MARKOFTHEBEAST51]

you fucking knock his ass out lol

[robandpat]

And you see me in the stands going wohahaha! dance now you over-paid clown! how does it feel to know god hates you! maybe v8 will sponser a vegetable!

[undagrin]

Hey dad, why am I not going to college???

-Well son im a shitty athlete.

[noonan33]

What an amazing job at playing an A-hole! Plays the part to perfection . . .I cannot get enough . . . Frigging brilliant . . . . Keep going!!!

[saprier]

Randy Moss and T.O dislike this lol

[goodysporty]

Ya but u can't play with trillions of dollars in debt... Sooooo America is fucked. After that mug debt they sen the loan sharks after u

[Michael4TheWin]

Costa Rica and an asshole, you dumb cunts

[OnlyKoolaid]

Fuckin' priceless from 0:00 to 3:40.

[MrSlurpees]

on behalf of people that watching the video for the first time, please do not post the funny quotes, it ruins it for us

[highasakite11]

dont worry v8 might want to sponsor a vegtable hahaha classic

[lobster0right]

costa rica lol

[SHNUCAU]

"Basketball players can't swim well." HA HA HA!

[Killerdoctor27]

If ANYBODY wants to something REALLY Funny

WATCH on YouTube "Osama dead!!! by steventheraiderful"

You will Laugh Out Loud:)

[Extraabsorbant]

@Killerdoctor27

no.

[Killerdoctor27]

@Extraabsorbant your loss...

[mobleymcfly]

he grew up with a pool 

[Geeniespec]

Does anybody notice how long his pinky is in this picture? o.O

[JailbrokenHelper]

hahaha whats your first instinct you run for higher ground what happens when a fat white kid gets in your way?? you knock his ass out haha

[keranni]

Maybe v8 will sponsor a vegetable! LOL

[bohawk999]

Tosh is so fucking awesome -- Benhawkins

[SanguineBullet667]

we all know basketball players can't swim very well HAHA

[hahaha12345678901234]

LMAO Ive never heard the basketball joke before

[3mcag3]

obviously terrorists haven't attacked Canada yet. They're not a threat to anybody. Terrorists are threatened by the fact that America is powerful.

[Eagle4294]

Fat white kid gets in your way.. knock his ass out

[kvltizt]

LOL 3:01

[kimann9756]

LOVE DANIEL TOSH!!!! If you cannot hear the sarcasm in his voice, you have no sense of humor....

[RexButtafuoco]

whoaaa this video was uploaded one year ago.

[gordonchalupa]

"drowndin" lol

[gathimest]

Dude, this guy is so fucking right. 

[ItstheWaveTV]

I'm sitting at my computer desk laughing into tears

[awsomeman75]

@ItstheWaveTV omg itsthewave but ya i agree tosh is a funny ass mother fucker he is going to be doing another tour i think it is in march cant remember might check his blog latter

[someonecrazy99]

@ItstheWaveTV omg god like this O_O+ItstheWaveTV=X_X =GOD

[TreyKH14]

Lol. 

[ShottaBoyProduction]

lol "mayb V8 will sponser a vegetable"

[zaper684]

@ShottaBoyProduction HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[celts1984]

@ShottaBoyProduction maybe 1 of the worst things i have heard

[OldKingKush]

lmao no way, americans chirping, atleast our country doesnt attack itself, and when was the last time a terrorist attacked us? oh never happened yet, guess we're that awesome

[brdy724]

our GDP is high but our general population's wealth sucks

[faceboy72]

MAYBE V8 WILL SPONSOR A VEGETABLE

[ihateted11]

Tosh is such as asshole...i love it :)

[TotalwarKing665]

@ihateted11 No he's not an ass he's an ass on set

[ihateted11]

@TotalwarKing665

touche...

[chamblizi]

@ihateted11 he look like the white guy at erics job on the online gamer lol

[ihateted11]

@chamblizi lol yea he does nice one

[oddiemonsta]

Lmfao maby he panicked xD

[cr1241]

"yeah maybe v8 will sponser a vegetable!" lmao XD

[itsconnorthatsme]

hahaha costa rico is all in with 15 coconuts

[EnzoCheLatino]

@itsconnorthatsme Costa rica you cunt

[FireStepRevolution]

@EnzoCheLatino Still 15 coconuts haha

[TheClark3333]

@itsconnorthatsme hahaha, the funny thing is now America couldn't call them on it.... Unless 15 coconuts is worth 40 million unemployed bums!

[SmokinBabies]

that has to be a picture of bill nye the science guy

[dixoman]

that poker comment is kinda ironic because usa is trillions of dollars in debt :P

[TheWizardOfOsborne]

@dixoman yeah but he said what your country is worth, regarding citizens, native industries, natural resources etc.

[TheWizardOfOsborne]

@dixoman (1) wrong, most Americans regardless of their intellect can point out Canada, its geographic location is stressed in conversations around once a month here in the us. (2) Nothing near all of our resources are used up, most of them are still here, contrary to popular belief we don't pollute and destroy all our land, 25% of the land here is protected by the federal government. (3) Our factories may be in other countries but that means nothing, we own them, it's our money, case closed

[OldKingKush]

@TheWizardOfOsborne yea its ur money but u owe much more to the rest f the world

[xLIFERUINERx777]

@OldKingKush Dude, just shut up. You're not helping your case at all.

[MagnumPI4]

@dixoman so is just about everyone else. except china lol

[rootber200]

@dixoman yeah paying for sorry ass countries like yours

[dixoman]

@rootber200 what you just said makes no sense at all. first of all, you dont even know what my nationality is, and second, you're truly proving your own ignorance if you believe that usa is in debt because they are "paying for sorry ass countries" like mine.

[fireangel32]

@dixoman People can easily see your country by clicking on your profile if you have it set to visible.

Also, Tosh is probably referring to overall GDP.

[nate19226]

@fireangel32 How is Canada a sorry ass country? Last time I checked we had a faster growing economy, a fraction of your crime and social problems, most of the world doesn't hate us and we don't owe 13 trillion dollars to China. That amount of money doesn't even exist, it may as well be a million trillion bazillion dollars.

[bradynrhodes]

@nate19226 and that is why i'm gonna move to Canada when i get out of college, I love america but we're fucked up in every single way possible.

[Critic863]

@nate19226 - I'm on your side, but "trillion" is a number, after billion and million. I'm not sure if anything past trillion exists though.

[PygmyChimp1]

@Critic863 Quadrillion, Quintillion, Sextillion, Septillion, Octillion ... etc.

[eljefegrande22]

@nate19226 do u even understand economics? people hate us because we do shit. honestly big guy, if the us doesn't exist, canada doesnt exist. u have a comparative advantage in timber, maple syrup, a couple other natural industries and hockey... honestly man... shut up

[ShikigamiRan]

@eljefegrande22 Actually Canada would exist. Although it wouldn't last as long. You also don't seem to know much about us. You forgot the one of the main things we produce that is working towards giving us the title of an economic superpower; Oil. Unlike the U.S., Canada isn't slowly dying as a powerful nation. (Yet. D:...)

I was originally going to comment on the brilliance of his economy joke, but this distracted me. .-.... Anyway.~ The Costa Rica coconut thing made me giggle. Love this guy.~

[thetornsoul17]

lol