Obama Owns Donald Trump At Correspondents Dinner

[HCJamelIReef]

THe Lion King bit is funny as hell. Its cool to see that Obama has the balls to make fun of himself like that

[RhythmBulzara]

Trump is just jealous that Obama is a decent good looking guy and Trump is a fat ugly white piece of shit.

[DrTheKay]

Moon landing totally faked

[asphyxiafeeling]

Obama is unbeatable in 2012. The best the Republicans can come up with Mitt "CHUMP" Romney. I can't wait for Pres Obama to mollywop him in the 2012 Pres Debates!

[818beefcake]

haha obama was pretty funny here

[eldest808]

Yo i remember watching this when it was showing on TV Trump was getting so pissed it looked like he was about to pop a vane. I am a Republican but this was Funny as Hell. I like both Trump and Obama. But Props to Obama he owned his ass

[TJace50]

Obama will own anyone with words, at least Obama has sense unlike those retardicans whos only main goal is to take obama done and dnt give a **** about us americans, but only the rich americans

[210daved1]

the 3 biggest lies..  1. weapons of mass destruction, 2.iraq war 3.911.told done by foreign terrorist, actually done by domestic terrorist bush and cheney

[Alphaigniter]

how can u go wrong with owning obama. Oh yeah only trump can. By the way look at that puppet reading his well written script by you know who

[210daved1]

@Alphaigniter you mean puppet palin reading the script off her hand? every president used a teleprompter ,since they were invented, ur pretty sorry if thats the best you have on obama, i can go a million times worse for any republican

[javery56]

Every body knows Obamas birth certificate is fake, its so obvious, no black man could really become president. The birth certificate is fake but Trump is barking up the wrong tree, whats actually being hidden is that Obama is white. Don't believe me? Where does he live then? Yeh thats right he lives in The "White" House, coincidence? Very unlikely.

But seriously Trump is a walking punchline, I hope everyone that follows him inbreeds themselves out of existence

[210daved1]

@javery56 did you vote for mccain? he wasnt born in the u.s. so u voted for a non u.s. born citizen,looser.. get a life and look at issues that really matter.jobs. environment,debt, instead of his birth certificate..i agree with trump being a walking punch line, as is all republicans.they are all a joke

[K3ryn]

Still absolutely hilarious!!

[TheAdrenaline321]

What a boss.

[Drummer1981]

Obama's got better writers than Trump.

[Saebeck32]

Trump represents what is wrong with America.

[mistermayonaise]

its just to damn short.

[Psa1mist9]

Chris Rock writes his jokes...

[andrewface]

owned



[HarryOrielly]

THE 3 BIGGEST LIES by a president-

1. read my lips- no new taxes-

2. I didn't inhale-

3. I just released my long form birth certificate-

Which one is the LIE of the century? Ask Alan Keyes or Pastor James David Manning-

They R decent black men who will loudly state- OBAMA IS A FRAUD-

Keyes & Manning both refuse to call him president and Pastor Manning is shocked at his brazen audacity to FORGE a birth certificate and then put it on COFFEE-CUPS & T-SHIRTS for Democratic fundraisers-

[210daved1]

@HarryOrielly how can he be a fraud, he was "voted" into office by an overwealming %,now G. Bush was "appointed"by the supreme court, so he is the fraud. republicans ,always make up their own facts..change ur party symbol to a lion, thats all ur party does ,lie .lie, lie,

[HarryOrielly]

@210daved1 I did NOT vote for Bush but Obama has deceived America- by hiding his criminal past-a 2 bit street hustler promoted by super rich moguls have covered his entire past- yes we know he went to Harvard but everything else has been covered up- at the cost of millions- he even surrendered his law license to avoid investigation even his kindergarten records are sealed- GOOGLE "LARRY SINCLAIR" and hear his old friend talk about their criminal past- LARRY has pics to prove it

[sweetheart2109]

@HarryOrielly WTF are you talking about

[HarryOrielly]

@210daved1 I did NOT vote for Bush but Obama is the FRAUD of the century- who has scammed the American people with the help of his super-rich friends-

[zelenko2]

i personaly like obama... but i think hes cia asset

[jcd484]

Comedy Central Roast of Barrack Obama, and Obama roasted everyones asses.

[GhostShell2007]

I think Obama is great for the USA / Free world.

[doctender77]

I realize he didn't write these jokes but damn they're funny!

[joejeep03]

@doctender77 not only dd he not write them, he couldn't remember the lines. Look how often he looks at the podium.

[doctender77]

@joejeep03 Good decision removing that "real republican threat" comment because that's just ridiculous. Donald Trump wasn't a threat to Obama. He is and always has been the punchline to a joke. He was never a legitimate candidate.

[joejeep03]

@doctender77 I deleted it due to a typo. In the latest polls on 5/17 he was in 2nd place for the republican ticket. Can he SERIOUSLY win, maybe not; however, he can fuck things up enough that Obama still won't get re-elected. Obama is playing our country like a whore. Wait till every illegal alien gets amnesty. Who do you think will be paying for their health care? I voted for Obama, but not long after the election the voter's remorse kicked in. Palin 2012!

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 You realize, that if these illegal aliens were given citizenship, or even a residency status, they would then be able to pay taxes, thus, effectively adding to the funds available for health care and other social programs.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh yea, right! how many years do you think it will take them to all get jobs and start paying into the medicare/medicaid system? There won't be anything left for my kids. NO FUCKING WAY. They should get legal the legal way! Or let Americans start using them for target practice because they ARE a threat to national security. They will destroy our economy worse. What do think happens to us if we over stay our welcome there?

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 You expect to be taken seriously when you're spouting hateful messages rooted in fear and ignorance? I could have come up with many much more effective arguments that support your point of view! Stating that people, human beings, should be used as target practice only hurts your position. Many illegal immigrants already hold jobs here, and their wages are not taxed. Providing a better avenue for their naturalization would make their wages taxable. Try to have some perspective.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh Look, I am a healthcare professional. I don't hate any race.I dislike the fact that pts 18-30y.o. with conditions that if Tx when they come in are much cheaper than later in life. And on the other end of the spectrum u r supposed to pay 40qtrs n2 our Medicare system to be eligible for benefits.Tax paying Americans needing maybe 7500.00 worth of Tx and cannot get it,yet I've seen an illegal 74y.o's get 500k worth of heart surgery. Where is that money better spent? Who deserves it?

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh what's best, Tx almost 67 people who have paid their taxes and have 20-40yrs of life left; or Tx 1 74y.o. with at most 16 yrs of life left. Then what about all the landscaping jobs Mexicans took away from HS kids? In HS we made 15.00 hourly doing that work on our summer breaks and it went right back into our economy bc we spent the money on clothes, sound equipment, car accessories, etc. A herd of Mexicans came along and for 5.00 hourly took all these summer jobs from us.

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 Haha you cannot be serious. I guess the money these illegal immigrants earn, who are living here in the US, buying our food, paying rent, and essentially having to use the money here, is NOT being recirculated right? They live here without paying for anything and the money just disappears haha? Also, what does your first question have to do with anything hahaha? Listen, HS kids are NOT going to carry this economy. Landscaping jobs should be the least of your worries lol.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh HS kids bought tons of electronics, expensive clothes, and other things with their earnings. Where did Circuit City go? I'm done debating with you. You are way too ignorant to understand the degeneration of this country from 1992 to now due to the 1/3 priced labor from Mexico. Tons of construction jobs were lost by Americans to Mexicans, illegals. My gf is filipino, all my coworkers are Cuban, and my best friend from college is African American so strike down any thoughts of racism.

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 I have no idea where the racism card came about. I wasn't even suggesting it haha! I'm ridiculing you over the fact that you seriously believe that the complexity and intricacies of our Economy, and it's subsequent decline is a direct cause of, or hinges on, how much money HS kids spend as a result of their jobs mowing lawns. If you actually knew what you were talking about, you'd know that Circuit City closed due to poor management practices, and bad company and business policies.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh ok then you are too stupid to understand why Americans got Stimulus Checks. TOO GO OUT AND BUY SHIT LIKE ELECTRONICS, TOYS, AND OTHER THINGS; TO GET PEOPLE OUT SHOPPING AND SPENDING MONEY!

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 Yea, all Americans did. Not just the apparent oh so important population of HS students in the US who, according to you, were cheated out of a job by illegal immigrants. Which means that the problem is much bigger than what you are suggesting.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh well, not only HS'ers on summer break, but 100,000's Americans in the construction industry too. They were making 15-24.00 hrly which was good money to blue collar Americans back then; they were sold out and replaced with illegals doing the same work for 1/3 the price and 1/10 the quality. As I said b4, you were shitting your pants when this was going on, so you are really talking out of your as on this.

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 First off, I wasn't born during WWII, or the French Revolution, or during the Vietnam War, but I am more than fully aware of the events that transpired then. Being born in a certain timespan is not conducive to one's knowledge about the era. I assure you I can fully debate this subject with you effectively without having to use a time machine. Now, I never argued your view on immigration reform, or the dangers of an unsecured border. Look back at your comment. Your complaining about

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 how giving illegal immigrants an avenue for legalization is detrimental to the social economic well being of the country. You referenced healthcare, and alluded to other public social programs designed to help citizens who can't help themselves. You make a valid point, that illegal immigrants, whose wages are not taxed, use these services liberally and without consequence. The point is, that if these illegal immigrants were given the opportunity to become legal citizens or residents,

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 the costs incurred by them using these social benefits would be offset by their taxed wages. You keep naming these problems in industries like construction and landscaping, blaming the loss of jobs on immigrants who came here with the simple goal of having a better life, yet you make no mention of the moral and social obligations employers have. Employers DON'T have to hire immigrants. No one put a gun to their head. If you feel so strongly against the hiring of illegal immigrants,

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 then you should take it up with those who hire them. THAT is where it starts. People like you, you like to blame the family of 5 who crossed over illegally for all your problems. The fact is, they only came looking for a job and an education, two of the most fundamental human rights. You criticize them for effectively doing what everybody's ancestors did in order to found this country! You like to pick on people who are the most defenseless, while ignoring your own hypocrisies and

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 resort to personal attacks which have no merit or relevance in the discussion. Yea, that is totally going to validate your point. The fact of the matter is, that your presumptuousness leads you to false conclusions. You present outdated facts, and opinionated statistics, and when I call you out on it, you chalk it up to an age difference. Our difference in age has NOTHING to do with the discussion haha! Just as easily, I could call you a naive, senile old fart who is stuck in the

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh dude, i'm only 32. You're a Gay-mer, so you really should understand the point. Games cost money, systems cost money, accessories cost money. Does your mommy buy all yours? Thank the Mexicans for that. I live in Miami. The illegals here have brought Jackson Memorial Hosptial to it's knees. J&J almost cut them off and the county had to front a million$ b4 J&J would send supplies. Imagine the whole country's health care breaking down like that.

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 Also, the gaming and electronics industry is NOT the problem. The industry is doing fine. It's growing actually. So your point is moot. The gaming industry has very little, if any, weight on the economic situation. If you seriously believe that this country and it's economic prosperity rests solely on the gaming and electronics industry then I suggest you take a course in Economics. A course in Logic and Debate wouldn't hurt either.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh are you a little retarded or something? You can just say so and it's a dead issue; otherwise in the mid-late 90s EVERYONE had more money to buy all kinds of goods, working class included. Then the Mexicans invaded. They came in droves and cut US worker's throats. Ppl who had mortgages, credit card debt, and families lost their jobs to the Mexicans overnight. Amnesty to illegals will be a nightmare for decades to come. Miami is a prime example. Carter started it and Clinton finished it

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 What are you even talking about anymore haha?! You are sensationalizing the issues, and by extension trivializing the seriousness of the situation! Again you keep referencing statistics that are OLD! No longer equally applicable in this day and age! So I guess it's all the Mexicans fault is it? You are just gonna ignore all the facts I just provided you? All the people who hold the responsibility for destroying this economy are just ignored by you huh? If you knew anything, you'd see

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 That the enemies in this situation are the Credit Card companies and the Banks, who screwed Americans over with their horrendous policies, and the general stupidity of people who used credit for everything! Explain how the "Mexicans" are responsible for that? Explain how the deregulation of the economy and housing market that gave free reign to banks and lending companies which was brought around by President Reagan escapes your tirade to blame someone! You are STILL trying to blame

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 a group of people who have a minuscule impact on the issues you are complaining about! Illegal immigration is a problem yes. I have presented you a feasible answer to that. You however haven't come up with a SINGLE realistic idea on the problem! I hope it angers you that I can vote, because I take great pleasure in being able to nullify anything you vote for. It's people like you who actually scare me. People who actually condone the twisted beliefs you hold should have no business

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 voting. Also, I don't know if you have noticed. But Miami is not the entirety of the US. To suggest that the effects of a state and it's economy is a reflection or foreshadowing of events to come on a national level is inane and academically irresponsible. It's like developing a whole states economic and political strategy based on the failures of one of it's cities!

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh OMG you're too stupid to see the big picture. What about all the people who FOLLOWED the rules to become citizens? Do you even know what the naturalization process consists of, how much studying they have to do, and effort just to be able to take their test to be sworn in? I didn't think so. Google it and come back like you knew it, but you'll be lying. I know 13 ppl who have done it. Fuck it, open all the boarders, who cares, right? You ignorant little bastard.

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 You clearly have not read a word I have typed! I never said to forgo the naturalization process! Merely facilitate it! In this country, the naturalization process is tied up in bureaucratic BS and an outdated system! I never implied to simply allow anyone into the country! Show me where I said to do that and I will recant my statement immediately! I am merely saying that illegal immigrants should have more resources available to them that would help them become naturalized.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh no, the process is pretty effective and a great thing. I attended my gf's father's swearing in.If you agree the amnesty shouldn't just be a free pass, "here, you're an American",than I did speak ignorantly and you win.As long as they carry their own health insurance, I am all for it.Once legal they can also ask for raises and put the competitiveness back into the work force.Sorry for the ignorant personal insults.I guess I'm still a little red over that 74yo eating up 500k free.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh ah, I see why you're such a dip shit. You are only 21. When I was in High School you were still shitting your pants. You don't really know what our country was like before the alien invasion. And you're from Illinois. It all makes sense. You are forgiven. And when Obama is scraped out of The White House you can suck his dick when he comes back there. Do you miss his dick in your mouth? I'm sure you can go to one of those novelty stores and get something to tide you over till 2012.

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 past and is too stubborn to realize that society has changed and that things are different now. But you see, I feel that is a disservice to you, and anyone else following this lame discussion on a youtube video, which by the way, has NOTHING to do with what we are discussing here. Alas, we are forced to subjugate these poor souls who only came to watch President Obama commit verbal and satirical murder against Donald Trump. Back to the debate. You have failed to present one valid

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 argument that counters mine. The sad things is, I could have come up with better arguments against myself. I am STILL waiting to see something concrete from you. You're all over the place, it's hard talking to you. One second you're talking about amnesty, the next it's about Circuit City. Pick a topic, and let's duke it out. Otherwise, stop trolling videos and getting mad when people call you out on it.

[joejeep03]

@ChiWehWeh it's all over the place because you're too young to see how illegals hurt consumerism. Health Care, Blue Collar jobs, and the list goes on. Who shops the most at electronics stores, kids getting games, audio equipment, etc. Amnesty or not for them they still send their money back to Mexico and not spent here in the US. If granted amnesty, they will automatically have health care from the gvmt till everything is sorted out. And that will take decades. Look at Miami.

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 Haha there it is again. Personal inquiries are the number one most used logical fallacies used in debate. I've already established that my age has NOTHING to do with the discussion in question. It's all over the place because you refuse to focus on the subject at hand. I am well aware of the rippling effects illegal immigration on a host of different topics, but the matter we are discussing here is the pros and cons of naturalization. You keep referencing CHILDREN as if that specific

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 demographic is extremely important. Perhaps if US auto companies and technical support providers didn't outsource their jobs, we wouldn't have such a high unemployment rate. You keep trying to pin this countries job problem on illegal immigrants, when you have major US corporations constantly outsourcing badly needed jobs, and when the jobs these immigrants are "stealing" are field work and manual labor jobs. These jobs aren't even wanted by Americans! The jobs that most Americans

[ChiWehWeh]

want are the jobs that are in Southwest Asia, and other countries. Manufacturing is a joke in America, because US companies rather pay foreigners meager wages than attempting to fulfill their moral obligations to their country. You make it seem as if the amount of money sent back to Mexico is directly related to the state of our economy, when tax breaks for the rich imposed during the Bush Administration, as well as a plethora of economic policies enacted both during his Presidency are credited

[ChiWehWeh]

with the state of the economy. You want to blame someone for the downward spiral of the US economy? Take a look at the people you repeatedly ignore in said discussion! Major corporations, Wall Street head honchos, rich American elitists! Explain how you don't blame the people who have the most power over what you are complaining about, and instead blame the poor immigrants who are seeking their God given rights highlighted in our Declaration of Independence!? You seriously think that immigrants

[ChiWehWeh]

@joejeep03 and their families make the dangerous trek to the US illegally with the intention of destroying this country? Their goal is a matter of survival. Instead of demonizing these people, we should open a dialog. More Americans should attempt to gain a better perspective over their situation. I am not saying an instantaneous granting of amnesty is the solution. But a gradual naturalization of immigrants in this country could serve as a beneficial means of ending this problem.

[LukeReed627]

No wonder Trump has pulled out of the Presidential race - the whole audience were laughing at the Donald - that was a severe ass kicking.

[windbreather]

Too bad funny doesn't pay my light bill. I think I would like Obama much more if he were just a celebrity and not my President.

[arena2101]

@windbreather: Why? The guy takes his job very seriously, and despite what all the haters say, he is a phenominal president.

[guitarhaus]

@arena2101 I don't know where you get he is a "Phenominal President" the reason everyone thinks he isn't American is because of his radical policies and socialist ideas. His Forced Healthcare is a complete unconctitutional joke, it's over 2500 pages of garbage, hence the reason all Democrats in office got waviers not to be part of it, also he wants amnesty for all these illegal immigrants which will destroy this country, they all ILLEGAL damit, we don't need Government control, are you American

[joejeep03]

@guitarhaus between the amnesty and the withheld Osama pics those are Obama's ace's up his sleeve for 2012. He's about the most worthless president ever.

[num1Jaysta]

@joejeep03 Nice try! Go suck on Bush some more, then continue to blame others for his mistakes.

[windbreather]

@arena2101 Brother or sister... you seem to have a very optimistic attitude. I would never want to have any part in trying to change that in a person. Please, because my personal experiences tell me otherwise, explain to me why this president is phenomenal.

[normallawrence]

Presidnt put his foot all up in that azz.....as mommie dearesr said" Dont fuck with me fellaz!!! This aint my first time at the rodeo"

[EccentricMermaid]

Wow. I think I'm in love.

[EnragedSephiroth]

I think the U.S. forgot what it was like to have an intelligent president thanks to the previous one and now they don't know what to do.

[joejeep03]

@EnragedSephiroth totally!



[kmain5587]

oooooo sick burn!

[FreshPrinceJunkie]

lol obama - the stand up comedian / president

[Trev0Rear]

@FreshPrinceJunkie i love people with a sence of humor, GO BARRAK!

[Bionickle]

Obama 1 The Donald 0 ;)

[crimsonchaos5]

ahaha

[TonyX311]

Trump got fucking owned

[jellyfishflab]

Sooo funny