The average American male video #3

[systemisdisturbed]

this book was fucking amazing, im reading, The Lie, right now and it's just as good.

[granthunt]

I read this book in 3 days!! Could not put it down. Buy it.

[dontscrewwithtupac]

the book is the first book i actually read start to finish... im 15...

[legalite]

lol...well if he doesn't propose then obviously he doesn't want to be married

[Kenmasterpiece]

the end of the average american male was so depressing true to alot of males that age lol

[DeclanBear]

Funny as anything, TRUE as anything!

[kodylm]

good thing he's not a black guy, otherwise it would be racist ;p

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[ALTERNATECHAOS]

My English teacher mentioned something once or twice in class before I graduated: an author will run a mile with their ideas to have the reader walk five blocks in the same direction.

Whether you feel it applies to this book or not, I think it's worth some consideration.

[catherinehavok]

its a commentary on the image of the "average american male" that oprah and dr. phil and all those types have created.

[magog1138]

No, but seriously- What the fuck is it with parents practically FORCING young couples to marry? That is one aspect of the book that, in reality, DOES happen and I find quite abhorrent. I probably wouldn't react as abrasively as the video, but I would say it made me feel uncomfortable that they'd bring such a sensitive issue up- Marriage isn't JUST a right-of-passage, retards! It's a LITTLE BIT more serious than that.

[rockgothgurl6868]

HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I want to read the book now!

[EmiSunshinex]

Best book I ever read!

[TheAlaricPetz]

Aw, fuck. Asshole sex would be so nasty. And I'm a guy!

[thisguyELW]

Good Laughs!!

[Stoopidhead718]

people are taking this way to seriously. its suppost to be funny, and it is really funny how its just so straight forward

[jorman]

hahah. this is like a scene from the book. read it, it's hilarious

[lunchbox8408]

It's just a book you don't have to read it if you don't want to. Its better than Oprah's book club.

[fieryshadow70]

LET MEEE GUESSS this book was writen by a fucking female?

[TheBrutalD]

no lol

[BixZsc]

you fail.

[easy2foley]

@fieryshadow70 let me guess...YOU ARE A FEMALE!!

[555Stefy]

Guys, it's only a book. It doesn't have to be true or right, thats the fun in books. I personally enjoyed this book, it definatly delivered in shock value. Also his other book, The Lie is a pretty good read.

I have also read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max, but didn't like it as much.

[Chitenza]

Serious that book is for slow people...I truly cant see how its suppose to be so funny to so many. Maybe only idiots couldnt see that it was so fabricated. Also, whats up with that guys jack off fetish in EVERY chapter... weirdo. not funny. dont read unless you have a below average iq....like thickneck.

Instead you can pickup Tucker Max's book...where some stories are fabricated, also alot are real...and it isnt about him jacking off every chapter

[easy2foley]

@Chitenza ...loser

[Chitenza]

Seriously....look at when the comment was posted moron. It'll save you some time. Anyway, you must be one of those idiots I described 7 months ago.

[bimwert]

hahahah lol

[wojtek0000]

pathetic uncultured american advertising, although i did get a laugh.

[BoondockSaint882]

That book was so fucking hilarious and terribly honest. Loved it.

[surferluver]

do all guys really think like that?

[sof2finchy]

Yes, absolutely. She must large firm natural tits too.

[OwnageIncBFinch]

Right, but chest size isn't important. A bigger chest means the bigger chances of the girl becoming fat. =[

[sof2finchy]

it is important. i dont care if she becomes fat. as long as they are ENORMOUS.

[ObserveReality]

No they do not. This is just militant feminist propaganda. All men are bad, even if he treats you well, he is thinking bad things. If he buys you flowers, its because he feels guilty for cheating on you... ect. A bunch of crap to make more women hate men so feminists can bolster their numbers. I read the book. Only mindless fools would believe such idiotic shit. It's like saying women are all evil and only treat men well to lure them into a false sense of security, so they can get their money.

[ObserveReality]

This is fucking retarded. The only guys who act like that are the ones who have been raised by feminist mothers, so see women as trash. There are guys who fall in love all the time, and who get all broken hearted when their girlfriends dump them. And there are also women who think foul things about men and cheat and lie to men. They are called feminists. Basically this is what the male version of a feminist would be.

[emcitymisfit]

Reading, enjoying, and laughing at something doesn't mean you accept its supposed ideals. I watch pro wrestling, I don't believe it's real. Overreact much? Did you blow up this much when the Spice Girls were spreading "girl power?" What was that, the "militant feminist" equivalent of white power? Go get laid.

[easy2foley]

@emcitymisfit ...nono..you go get laid

[redsoxfan1984]

@surferluver Yes. Yes we do.

[jammacmarmalade]

you tube isnt even safe from evil advertisers anymore, I hate viral marketing

[OwnageIncBFinch]

This book is a bible. If you disagree, kill self now.

[Ardenwolfe]

Oh my God! LMAO! Loved this book!

Wolfe

[chrisaguila]

Good one. Marriage is 4 fags!!

[robertneli]

Hey, could somebody write me excactly what the boy said?, I didn't understand

[keithanthony0169]

Thank God I'm British and posting serious money videos on my channel for those that want to get ahead instead of getting their head in books.

[argonianSLAYER73]

lol i need that book

[rockstarmax]

Oh that is Good!

[BoomBaca]

ha what a pimp

[jeanineslove]

WOW....Thats funny. I hope all guys dont think that way!!!

[stevo3069]

no jeaninelove, all guys are not thinking that way! The interesting part is how girls think about marriage!

[jnibnib]

If any one else has read the book don't you think the girlfriend in this video. Is very simular to the charactor casey in the book.

[kkkrusty]

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrr.

what is this shit?

[xadious2]

rofl!

[taina1968]

*LOL*

Its kinda brilliant to advetise for at book this way

[Viper4260]

Omg....Wow...

A word to some guys out there, screwing a girl in the ass...if you have the urge to do that, you might be gay! And swallowing in gross, why would you ever kiss her again if she had that shit in her mouth?

[downzymcfc4]

ok so if i want to have sex with a girl in the ass im gay XD your dumb

[Meggabear1988]

I'd have to agree with Viper, you are a seriously screwed up guy if you want to screw your girl like a gay. I have nothing ageinst gays, but yeah, thats gross.

And the whole swallowing thing makes sense to.

If you want to fuck a girl in the ass....then I suggest going to a "Am I Gay, Or Not?" session.

By the way, dont act like a child and retort with something rude and unacceptable, there is no point, although I am sure you will, because you are a male after all.

[elizabeth91070]

when two people love each other they belong to eachother and anything goes

[opheliecat]

sex is a pleasure you can have pleasure in lots of parts of the body . if you enjoy it then it is ok as long as the two lovers want it.you can do everything licking, sucking ,slapping, all can be fun.

[iplay4fun87]

i think you're gay

[jnibnib]

oh thats really orignal how long did it take you to think that up.

[ryanaldieri]

probably about 1 second, now stop asking stupid questions.

[notsobad]

At least she does swallow and does anal sex.

[o4babiidollo4]

hahaha omfg man my friend, melissa, and i actually did go out and buy "the average american male" after watching all these clips + besides for the majority of the book being mostly pornish haha it was an awesome book =) totally reccomend it!

[spazzeeeprincess]

in the book he doesnt even want to get married.

[opheliecat]

men usualy dont want to get married they are afraid for some reason.. where women dream of finding mr right falling in love and having babies.funny old world we live in

[spazzeeeprincess]

true, true

[vbazyleva]

I am a woman, but marriage talks and proposing made me run away from guy...

[starblough]

Regardless of how many men may think this way, this is a hilarious. I just wish more men would admit this is what they are thinking (I had my suspicions, anyways)... or would the game be lost then?

[jewishcow]

I don't know why this book is called "Average American Male", it should just be called average male as this is how every man on the planet thinks.

[OmegaDude22]

Truth ^

I love these videos :D

[bdemar2k]

Why don't you grow up kid, your obviously the spitting image of the stereotype being projected from this published crap. You sound proud to be the imature jackass that you are and you aren't even going to get any with that attitude problem. You really should be more assertive about your opinions. I just personally don't like racism or sexism. Trust me, women find it more attractive and "manly" to have a confident and outspoken personality than to simply be a raving sexual animal.

[japblacktastic]

Shut the fuck up, dude. Raise your hand and say "that's not me" like the tool you are, feigning this "oh I'm offended" bullshit. Such a kiss ass

[bdemar2k]

This is not only sexist but racist as well. I see you've eliminated all possible legal situations by cleverly using the world "average", as to avoid stereotyping by definition. When getting married this is hardly the case, and on a casual date I've never accepted sex from a woman on the first night out. Maybe the makers of the video have this mindset but many mature men do not.

[japblacktastic]

Shut the fuck up, dude. Raise your hand and say "that's not me" like the tool you are, feigning this "oh I'm offended" bullshit. Such a kiss ass

[japblacktastic]

Shut the fuck up, dude. Raise your hand and say "that's not me" like the tool you are, feigning this "oh I'm offended" bullshit. Such a kiss ass

[sillyoldbroad]

Want to know what she's thinking? "If he's wash better and slow down, thoses things would probably happen you inconsiderate jerk" And somebody please slap that mother.

[japblacktastic]

no body asked, trick

[jewishcow]

Don't be bitter, it makes you look like a loser.

[RQuintin]

i love you.

[csdani0018]

but she seems exited... ;p about the marriage

so... if she had the same look as the guy had if someone asked her about it then FUCK YEAH xd

hahaha that'd be funny as hell

[kgeiger]

This is so stereotypical you don't need to buy a book to figure it out.

[polidropolidro]

The videos for this are funny. The book is HORRIBLE. I can't emphasize that enough. If you want a book that matches up with these videos, read GOD IS A WOMAN: DATING DISASTERS and I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL.  Period. This is just clever marketing for crap. The book doesn't deliver on the videos.

[stheisen667]

lmao holy shit did he just say what i think he said....as long as she can swallow without gagging and taking it up the ass without crying...lmao holy shit

[lucilius54]

read the book - so funny!! Go out and grab a copy...

[mkeenan67]

Ingenious way to sell a book.

[moco635]

Oh mannnnnnnn..that was awesomeee

[rudykultgen1]

I read the book..It rocks!

[PELLAPELLA]

HILARIOUS! Im buying this book.

[marcmasciandaro]

Seems like a perfectly acceptable response.

[bfl082575]

This guy is only saying what every guy in america is thinking when they come into a situation like this.Besides wouldn't the world be a better place if every women would learn to swallow!

[bwohello]

This guy rulesss