Final sacrifice 3 of 9

[pretorious700]

The most ineffectual hooded thugs ever.

[belladonna4577]

i love how servo spins his body around at 7:02.

he's so damn cute lol.

[RavnDream]

"Unfortunately, the truck is making a delivery--right back to the cult."

[thefaboloussob]

1:07 I am 99.99% sure that that bat has never touched a ball.

[thefaboloussob]

Since that's Canada, I'm assuming the pizza comes from "Pizza! Pizza!" This I can guess from watching NHL games.

[SpiderxBlue]

its funny how much candians watch this !

[xxNailFirexx]

5:20

Now i'm only one click away from my favorite part

[ShadesofScorpius]

"Soooo uh... eh there eh?"

[simonimyours]

That boy eats like a mentally challenged squirrel.

[heartseed]

"I'm Sherry."

Would this be the same Sherry who needed people to sign her card in "Space Mutiny"?

[ThePRIMEMINISTRY]

BIGJPLAY- good looks kicko. This is excellence manifested!!!!!

[DickieAnginson]

"Agh, seven years later..."

[shmood3000]

2 people are Canadian.

[sissyokk]

Its open!

[budzin303]

damn you peewee!

[neoterous]

canadian villain garth vader

[LastoftheGeeks]

Zatori's look and voice make him seem like Wade Barrett's older brother.

[Gigrantula58]

Coach Don Shula would have called "39 Blue", which would have been a handoff from QB Griese to RB/FB Csonka right up the middle. Larry Csonka would have known what to have done if all of those masked executioners had of attacked his house.

[shandelear]

haha, "plate spinning", ha hah ahha

[Jessability]

Wait, he just happens to have a baseball bat under his kitchen table? Bad neighborhood.

[NotAGoodUsername360]

"Oh, I'm glad that I live in good ol' Canada,

A land in which I happily reside,

And now for once I'm aware of this fact,

Because I'm thinking of the country I'm beside!

Oh, I'm glad I'm not stuck in the heat of Florida,

Drinking pina coladas all day long,

Doing nothing but sunbathing and speaking in spanish

While I sing an overly patriotic song!

[to be continued]

[NotAGoodUsername360]

@NotAGoodUsername360 Oh, I'm glad I'm nowhere near the land that gave us George Bush,

A land that puts on needless tariffs, too.

When I think of how your economy is doing,

It sure makes me glad that I'm not one of you!

Oh, I wish I was blowing up New York Island,

And going on to bomb Washington!

The destruction of the heathenish states that are united

Makes want to drop bomb a bomb that weighs a ton!

[to be continued]

[NotAGoodUsername360]

@NotAGoodUsername360 Just why the hell does America think it is so superior

To us when they take credit for our works?

Why, you racist, stupid, xenophobic, gun-totin' bastards,

You're country is full of retarded jerks!

[jekblom123]

@NotAGoodUsername360 America doesn't think its superior to Canada, its just a old joke thats fading nowadays. The thing was that no one here hears much about Canada so people think its kinda bland and boring, and Canadians (used to) take the jokes pretty lightly. I personally think Canada is a nice place to live, along with a lot of other people. Truly modern Americans don't think they're superior anyone and respect everyone's culture. Really, Canada jokes are never really meant to be insulting

[NotAGoodUsername360]

@jekblom123 I know. We don't really hate you guys that much either. I just wanted to invert that song, really, I meant no insult.

...Although, recently, when I took out some US cash from the bank for an upcoming trip, I found out that $100 US is now about $99 CA.

...I feel really bad about making those economy jokes now...

...sorry...

[snipetracker]

@NotAGoodUsername360 They actually make a point of referencing to some Canadian positives, whether it is Peter Jennings, ice hockey, or the national forests. Part of the routine act of MST3K is to mock the region providing the setting for the viewed film. In Boggy Creek II it is the Deep South; in Giant Spider Invasion it is Wisconsin; in the Killer Bees it is England; in Gorgo it is Ireland; etc. No region is immune to riffing from Mike and the 'bots, which makes the show the more brilliant.

[mariner4]

@NotAGoodUsername360 Well played, good sir! Your northern inversion was quite creative. You even managed to mimic the meter of the original. I'm quite impressed. How long did that take to conceive? Oh, and I love maple syrup, Red Green, and the fact that every stargate in the universe goes to British Columbia. Thank you for Jim Carrey, Rick Moranis, and the former governor of my state (Michigan), Jennifer Granholm.

[mariner4]

@NotAGoodUsername360 Oh and Pamela Anderson, although I think some of her is American. (couldn't resist, sorry)

[SpiderxBlue]

@NotAGoodUsername360 Shut up, be like the rest of canada and be nuterual stupid!

[paladindarknite]

@NotAGoodUsername360 fuck yea, far better than your nation you call canada or should i say "cuntry", canada is like your beer, *piss

[NerdilyDone]

Y'know, if they just eliminated the "seven years later" this movie would make a lot more sense. It would explain why Troy went to the attic, why the guys chose that particular day to attack him, and you could add a scene where Rowsdower betrays Garth Vader and the baddie subsequently kills the girl in the photograph that Rowsdower never mentions the significance of.

[kowzilla]

At 1:26 I'm pretty sure that Tom hums the melody to "OH BABY ROWSDOWER SAVES US, AND SAVES ALL THE WORLD!"

[LatteBoy123]

"Hi!" I'm Billy the Building!"

[Chaosian01]

As a Canadian i'm a little offended by the song skit, and thats not because I can't laugh at myself. It's probably because of the attitude that the US is infititly better than everyehwere else, which is a complete joke.

[trapadoored]

@Chaosian01

I hate the U.S more than most people are willing to admit-but I still think it's the best country to live in. So I guess it's more of a comment on how bad I think everyplace else sucks. But Canada is better than a lot of Countries, I might move there just because I'm so sick of hearing all the bitching moaning Republicans all the time here ( Not that I'm a Democrat or endorse the Democrats -I just happen to hate whining rich people.)

[fiofiofioletta]

Best...skit...ever.

[mphst6]

I wonder if the 1 dislike is from Christian Malcolm (Troy)

[mustardgas2]

in my work for a blood thirst cult, i depend on my gran torino

[gatorbait20089]

"What the hell, do they have a door to door executioner?"

[ToxicWinter]

I happen to be quite grateful for Rush... and the Kids in the Hall. Two awesome contributions from Canada. And let's not forget their maple syrup.

[gussiejives]

I'm probably one of the three people on YouTube that get the "As It Happens" joke.

[slipknot92194]

They used a chainsaw...to cut into a door? For some reason that bothers me...its so random...

[edgolo]

@slipknot92194...and the bad part is that they didn't say....."Here's Johnny!".....

[SavvyMeggie]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Anayo]

"Well, let's just get some bullwhips and pose for Maplethorpe."

I can't believe they got away with saying that on TV. XD

[ninjast4r]

I love all the '72 Dolphin references.

[EternalGuardian07]

XD @ the "Can I discipline you?" line and Servo's laugh right after

[BlueEyes7452]

Sounds like video poker music.

[P2000Camaro]

Damn.. He's got a 10 speed...

[PaperbackWizard]

StarFox music at 2:04

[MichRockHop81108]

This music is better suited to plate spinning hahahaha

[darthkrueger]

Rush is awesome!

[rettic]

Haha 'It sounds like video poker music..."

[daxmiller35]

@rettic haha, yes! That line gets me every time. So true

[rockguy1771]

THAT was a freaky picture at 6:08

[bunkieb00]

the mcculloughs are here!! wocka wocka wocka!!

[edgolo]

Chainsawing the door and nobody doing Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" by saying "Here's Johnny!"?

[EponymousKid]

Oh, for god's sake. He actually stands and watched the guy chainsaw the door down. "I'm just gonna sit back and see where this is going... Oh, he wanted to come in, I see."

[EponymousKid]

I'm also having trouble buying that he heard that guy coming in the window, that he's actually strong enough to knock him right out with one hit, and that he wouldn't be screaming his head off when relatively muscular guys in ski masks try to beat him up en masse.

[EponymousKid]

00:36 Okay, hold the fuck on, movie. Are you seriously expecting me to believe that Troy has some kind of spider sense? How the Hell does he know something's going on?

Wait, maybe. He looks like a manlier Tobey Maguire. And there's no way he could lift a baseball bat without superpowers.

[Theburn77]

"What Would Coach Don Shula Do?" I often ask that question myself, WWCDSD?

[DAVIDInitiative]

Can I interest you in a replacement door!??!

[LaDracul]

If they made this now, imagine all the Justin Bieber jokes they'd make...

[WhiteTiger225]

@LaDracul None since they are comedians and everyone has kicked pointless "Insert Just Beiber here" jokes to death...

[moodysoup]

"Can I discipline you?"

[KarimeAishitake]

"I think your cameraman's stuck in the door."

[NYG4LIFE123]

THAT SONG!!!! OMG!!!! That was amazing!!!

[NYG4LIFE123]

Jesse "The Body" Ventura dubbed his voice!

Fuckin' great!

[NYG4LIFE123]

I'm loving all the Football jokes here! 

[paladindarknite]

@NYG4LIFE123 "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?"

[captainhowdy01]

This Larry Zonka stuff is killing me! ROFL!!!

[malighn]

hoedown!!!!!!

[tigerboy1966]

Sing along with Tom

"Why you lousy, stinkin, francophonic, bacon-lovin' bastards"

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, El Santo!

[KaristaSwiss]

3:37 Classic song :)

[changyimei]

Hi! I'm Billy the Building Heh Heh! I love that

[Schone23666]

And we see the first appearance of none other than....ZAP ROWSDOWER! =P

I can't believe they actually used this name. I'm surprised the MST3K crew didnt' start giving him other names ala "Space Mutiny" like Slab Bulkhead! Punch Sideiron! Buff Drinklots! Dirk Hardpeck! Smoke Manmuscle! Fist Rockbone! Rip Steakface! Crud Bonemeal! Big McLargeHuge! Bob Johnson....oh wait...

[rememberization]

"it sounds like video poker music."

ROFL

[simoncarl70]

thanks mst3k to make joke on the Canada the country of the lumberjack and the stupid police montées why dont have this in the Quebec

[Gjkl345]

Im not offended as a Canadian, but as a Rush Fan.

[Thompsongs]

@Gjkl345  Best band on earth.

[AdventureSerum]

Did you know that Troy was in Band of Brothers?

[waldenpondogre]

@AdventureSerum for real?

[AdventureSerum]

@waldenpondogre Yeah... Or at least it says so on Imdb.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@AdventureSerum are you joking??? did he hit puberty yet? hes gotta be like 45 today lol

[bunkieb00]

silly silly silly!!!

[lonelysith66]

1:52 - Leatherface, what are you doing here?

LOL XD

[bastlake]

Hey, I thoroughly enjoy "As It Happens"

[Marioofsevenstars]

"I know you have the map troy."

How?

[Capng123]

@chop11111 Actually with the shirt it makes it mildly patriotic, so he gets a pass... sort of.

[RodionRomanovich602]

Zap Rowsdower: who James Hetfield would have been without Metallica.

[Pythonfreak88]

May I ask what was with the close up of the wind chime?

[sleepyhollow783]

:21 "Can I discipline?!" XD

[watda74]

5:06 Mike's delayed reaction & failed attempts at restraint are priceless!!

-Now, we musn't hate. Musn't hate.

BTW: Is 'musn't' the official contraction for 'must not' or did Nelson just make it up? LOL

[thegeneralmitch]

i imagine a lot of canadians will be singing 'the war of 1812'' @ 4:20 :D

[ssostufveatch]

the tin drum kid? die Blechtrommel? wow. nobody knows that movie!

[TerribleGamers]

"Damn, he's got a 10 speed!"

[ChaoticYak]

Seven years later.

[InterEDGE]

ok im losing track of the crappy vehicles here.

[pretorious700]

mike is no singer

[vlcupper]

@pretorious700 Didn't mean to give you a thumb's up. Mike's actually really good singer. He sings the theme song and apparently he plays the guitar and he plays the piano really well.

[pretorious700]

@vlcupper Uh, yeah, he's an excellent pianist, but he can't carry a tune. I find his attempts amusing though.

[MACKS62766]

damn...he's got a TEN SPEED!!!

[TheDeathclawhunter]

lmfao i love their canada song!

[stuhast]

"Crank the Molly Hatchet and let's roll!"

[yacket]

Garth Vadar

[TimEagle77]

These three obviously have a dislike of Canada.

[Gigrantula58]

Canada seems like a loft apartment over a really great party. Do you really think that thye have the floppy heads everyone talks about?

[CarolinaOcelot]

I'm Sherry!

[nut126]

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuush! Love 'em. Love 'em forever.

[BlueEyes7452]

Sounds like video poker music.

[ronvins]

"His head is still factory wrapped."

[Herpderpize]

Huh, they've actually heard of PEI. Cool.

[IrishAmericana]

"damn! he's got a 10-speed!"

[christimacc]

OMGoshy gardens, absolutely nothing has happened in this movie for over 15 minutes!

[DarthVenge]

"Canadian villain: Garth Vader!"

[Tareltonlives]

@DarthVenge "Rowsdower never told you about your father, eh"

[abmstie]

What with the kettle drums and all, I keep expecting someone to say "This is CNN." Too easy, maybe.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Those cultists are like really wimpy Canadian versions of Bane.

[watda74]

1:37 Stlll cracks me up: the shot to the head more so than the riff. X-D

[MST3K1986]

4:24 - 4:38

Really! Stephen Harper has never struck me as the type who you see out fur trapping, but, then again, he is originally from Alberta, so that part fits at least. Jean Chretien, who would have been Prime Minister when this first aired, wouldn't have fit this description in the least .

[rinnix1]

@MST3K1986

They both lead very fascinating double lives. You can ask anyone in the intelligence community, and they will be able to confirm that MST3K's description of the prime ministers duties are fully accurate.

[Capng123]

@MST3K1986 Harper's originally from Toronto. He's about as much an Albertan as George Bush was a Texan.

[MST3K1986]

@Capng123

Really, I always though born in Toronto but raised in Calgary (checks that fact out online)...no, you're right he just went to University and started his career in Calagary.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@Capng123 toronto is ontario not alberta

[Capng123]

@Joefonzgoldenarms Yes.

And?

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@Capng123 im saying if ur from toronto ur not an albertan, george bush is a texan... horrible state btw

[Capng123]

@Joefonzgoldenarms That's exactly my point (which you evidently aren't getting). George W Bush was born in New Haven, Connecticut, he's about as much a Texan as I am.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@Capng123 o ok i didnt know that george w bush was born in new haven connecticut im an upstate new yorker but if ur from a blue state george w seems about as texan as u can be... the guy executed more ppl than any other governor ever, also he owned the texas rangers and he claims the biggest blunder of his life isnt the non ending occupation of iraq, but losing nolan ryan to the yankees... lol so as far as im concerned regardless of where he was born hes a texan at heart, plus hes retarded lol

[LonewolfSojourner]

I admit that my knowledge of cars, and as Servo puts it Cheap Canadian gas, is limited, but, how does a kid on a ten speed escape a guy in a Gan Tourino? It boggles the mind.

[ChaoticYak]

Wow, Auntie sent her jack-booted thugs to make him lunch.

I have no sense of proportion! I'm a disgrace to my uniform!

[LeshaAnn]

At the risk of being mocked, could someone clue me in as to the identity of LARRY ZONKA???!

[DrWhiggs]

@LeshaAnn He was a football player.

[OzzyFan87]

@LeshaAnn One of the greatest football players of all time.

[rinnix1]

@LeshaAnn

It's actually spelled Larry Csonka. He was foot ball player for the miami dolphins.

The picture of of the kids dad looks exactly like larry csonka, and they were joking about it.

[Shikyouauthoress]

THEY KNOW PEI EXISTS!

I love this show forever.

[changyimei]

@Shikyouauthoress We vacationed in PEI long ago. It was fun :)

[M0VIES4U2]

03:40

[profaneLakeman]

"dontcha love our healthcare system?" hmmmm

[guysmiley00]

I'm impressed with the depth of knowledge displayed in their hilarious Canada-bashing. "As It Happens" is a great CBC radio show - still going strong after some 30-odd years!

The funniest thing is, with Mike being from Wisconsin, he'd probably find most of Canada downright homely (in the "home-like" sense, not the "ugly" sense).

[Tareltonlives]

@guysmiley00 He does a lot of Wisconsin jokes in Giant Spider Invasion. I think he likes Canada as much as he does Wisconsin.

[Capng123]

@Tareltonlives That's one of the main reasons I think any of my fellow Canucks offended by Servo's little outburst should be able to brush it off fairly easily.

If anything, we should be honoured they decided to turn their attentions northward, considering they've spent so much time ribbing Italy, Japan, England, Russia, Finland and of course the good old USA. It just means we made it, we're in the club! WOOO!

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@Capng123 yea and honestly the movie was low budget and the characters were extremely easy to make fun of but this movie really wasnt as bad as some

[GeneralLotz]

"don't you love our health care system" why yes, yes we do

[KaristaSwiss]

IF you go under mst3k they have the lyrics

Here are the Lyrics

[ChaoticYak]

"What the heck?"

I've been back here, remember?

[ChaoticYak]

You know it's spring when the executioners start coming into the house!

[tag7100]

To be fair, Canada also gave us The Guess Who and Neil Young.

[uranasshat]

@tag7100 and Leonard Cohen!

[micksmom2]

This music is really more suited to plate spinning. LOL!

[Beammeup87]

"What would coach Don Shula do?" lol...

[brooksie19]

"you know its spring when the executioners start getting in the house!"

oh, that was a good seven years!

[GroovieBuff]

"Oh, I LOVE TRASH...OW!"

[MACKS62766]

damn...he's got a ten-speed...get on your banana seat bikes and give chase!!!

[beavobeave]

"In my work for a blood thirsty cult, I rely on my Gran Torino"

[Sabohaque]

Ninja cultists.

[ronvins]

"Canadian villian Garth Vader"

[Cassavius]

Home Alone gone wrong!!!

[Freebleeper]

"Can I interested you in a new door?"

"Oh, that was a good seven years."

"ACHEY FLAKES!"

[marie1w]

"Damn he has a 10 speed"lollmao

[DizzyForPigs]

7:55 "Hi, I'm Billy the Building! Heh-heh!"

[BigBluestone22]

As a Canadian i'm mildly offended. But i can't stop watching cause it's all just so damn funny. I love these guys.

[PooPoo2U]

@BigBluestone22: oh come on, as a canadian you should be laughing twice as hard!

[BigBluestone22]

@PooPoo2U well to be honest i was laughing pretty hard all the way up to the part where Servo started singing about blowing up Canada. That was the only time i ever stopped laughing at MST3K. I'm disappointed in myself. :(

[PooPoo2U]

@BigBluestone22: never seen canadian bacon?

[BigBluestone22]

@PooPoo2U Good point....

[MACKS62766]

damn...he's got a ten speed...

[wewenono77]

Who put a laser disc in the the refrigerater

[mrgetsoff83]

damn u pee-wee

[SinnFein4ever]

7:12-7:14 "Molly Hatchet"?

8:14-816: "Maplethourpe"?

[mrgetsoff83]

...DAMN YOU PEE-WEE

[jettvixen]

mmm...cold crazy bread. it really is crazy.

[MDGS48Soulja]

"damn he has a ten speed" lmfao

[lilyallen21]

teehee teehee xD

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

"Wait...I haven't read Tolkien in almost a week!"

*Chainsawing the door* "...It's open!"

"This music is really more suited to plate spinning."

[johnnui]

Another human being. I'm in for a beating. XD

[ChaoticYak]

Wait, I haven't read Tolkien in almost a week!