Dirt 3 Hackers

[FuckTrixxBitch]

what the fuck is he saying?

[BlueKewne]

Dirt 3 sucks; get GT5.

[talos707]

merry christmas, i'm so free right now. My life is great. I haven't cried in months and that fox is dead. I totally had that code, and that game was kinda sucky.

[Banksyl11]

NO1 LIKES U!

[bjshnog987123]

lol

[ROFlyoshi]

WEW ARR GOWIN TO JAIL!

THEY CAN FIWND THE PWESIDUNT IN DA 1700's!

Classic!

[silentshot451]

i cant understand what you are saying. 

[corwinorr]

I FIND YOUR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT HUMOROUS.

[7poppasmurf7]

your inability to speak english correctly makes me laugh :'D

btw, you're ingant. i need to kick your poppa in the balls so hard he can never foul the earth with another lil shit like you.

[BrianTheEpic]

you make me sad to be human

[Alanbeep]

>Jail

>Not living in the U.S

>Got it from an official website /keys/

>Living in Mexico

BAHAHAHAHA, okay.

[langhalsen]

Annnnd NOTHING happened. 

[SuperJohnzy]

Whats with the hair, looks like a german helmet from WW2.

went to juuvee and got your butthole hacked......

[Heithlar]

"I tried to hang myself"

Too bad you failed

[gamerknight2]

WHY DO U SOUND LIKE "ELMER FUDD" FROM BUGS BUNNY?....

/watch?v=Yxiv3CBMS4M

[TripleDead12]

HACWKWA

[lunarshift]

I collect stwuffed fawkzes!

[pocketr2004]

Dude, how do you know all this stuff before everyone else?

[racingmonster99V2]

@pocketr2004 i have a trusted website.

[pocketr2004]

@racingmonster99V2 What websight? Because I was one of the people that found the codes on AMD's websight. I am still here and not in jail and have yet to be contacted. The only thing that I saw happen was that Steam (Valve Software) disabled all the Authentication Codes that were found by me and my friend. Also I beat the game before they removed it from my Steam account haha. For the record, Codemasters did not even come close to going out of business, they didn't even lose 1 sale.

[pocketr2004]

@racingmonster99V2 What websight? Because I was one of the people that found the codes on AMD's websight. I am still here and not in jail and have yet to be contacted. The only thing that I saw happen was that Steam (Valve Software) disabled all the Authentication Codes that were found by me and my friend. Also I beat the game before they removed it from my Steam account haha. For the record, Codemasters did not even come close to going out of business, they didn't even lose 1 sale.

[pocketr2004]

@racingmonster99V2 Also the code was not hard to find at all, all I had to do was type in a URL that had no security or encryption, I wouldn't even call it hacking, it was all there and open for the taking.

[omgacracker2]

@racingmonster99V2 meetspin.com

[AiMProDiiGy]

You're 12, and what is this.

[AhoyMurf]

Moar liek, WACINGMONSTER99V2

[Ryoushi19]

WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD? Do you have a visor hat flipped upside down or something? WHYYYYYY?

[Thatcher66]

LMAO What the hell is that coming out of your mouth? I assume words....but WTF?....Honestly?

[dfsa90]

I find it ironic how the dirt 3 developer is called code masters yet their codes got leaked

[1337dfsa444]

LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL KID GO CUT URSELF N DIE;)

[matthewcardinals]

6:15 that explains it.

[1337dfsa444]

Just...go die...

[1337dfsa444]

go die.

[matthewcardinals]

@1337dfsa444  bigggggg mannnnnnnnn

[K0R34NG05U]

his life is ruined, guyz. trust him!

[JordanK3lly]

American and Canadian prisons aren't full enough so Dirt 3 pirates are going straight in jail. It costs more for a prison to keep you in there for a week then the full retail price of the game but they're doing it anyways. Totally not a waste of tax payers money and government funding.

I'm nevvaw going to piwate a fwee game evvew again.

[neovalley]

This is funny. Mostly because nothing happened to me, yo.

I like how you think cutting yourself hurts.

I also like how you are hardcore.

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

SEWIOUSLY GUYS. YOU ARE SEWIOUSLY GOWING TOO JAIWL.

[3DOSITY]

Whats derwhert thwee?

[ghadfers]

This kids just butthurt cos he didnt get a fwee code fwom Codemasters for diwwwrt 3. Fuck off and get aids you faggot

[rexm]

So where can I get this code so I can play for free?

[ultomo145]

Justin Beiber? Is that you?

[BrokenXboxProduction]

i wonder if he realizes the company that gave the codes paid the developers so they wont weed wonetions

the worst they could actually do is ban you not arrest you.

but bwe swerious guyz cos wes to jwuvy

[LeodSMW]

They could fwind Obama, okay thwat's eawy, THEY COULD FIND WALDO

[barneysixx]

IM SWHITTING MY PWANTS NOW

OH MY GWOAD

HOWY SHIT

[dardekironforge]

u mad

[RiflemanJohnson]

you wanna sell me your laser rifle for 500 caps?

[EnvyHazHax]

@RiflemanJohnson 501 or gtfo =3

[xCaLLMeGHeTTo]

OHHH LAWDY IM GONNA GET FWOUNDED BY THE CYBWER POLICEEE

[Razolo]

hope i don't get waped in pwison

[sora000111]

YOR IN BIG TWUBBLE

[GaryyOak]

HAKEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[jaffas11]

YAW IN DIP TWUBLE

[TheOrangeRoad]

Parents need to parent

[TheChickenDeity]

Jesus christ, he's 15?! I knew a kid who talked like this when he was 6!

[Xaephias]

holy shit get some speech therapy you mongoloid

[TheChickenDeity]

Yaw a faiggit.

[Pinksleee]

IT'S SO ADORABLE

I WANT ONE

WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THESE THINGS

[LagamuffinNG]

@Pinksleee Gamestop, he's a preorder bonus.

[WTFPS3RULZLOL]

Wook at me, giwils wove me wiff my emo hair.

[blakrhinofilms]

hahaha... oh wow, better look out for the cyber police, gunna come and get me.

Does this kid's parents know the level of stupidity he's leaking onto the internet.

My parents would have straight up laughed at my ass if I uploaded something like this.

[xConQueSteDx]

@blakrhinofilms no shit right? I'm in game programing/ 3D modeling & Animation and this kid is a total laughing stock, not only did he contradict himself saying if you hack you will never get a girlfriend ect. ect. the he rambles off on how he hacked a school site. Kid needs to stfu.

[TheVillainCity]

0:58

The fox what? watches him masturbate?

[tassadar4725]

Is this nigga serious?

[IGateTypos]

Noone is going to be arrested, noone is gonna get in any shit, idiot.

You.

Are.

Fucking.

Retard.

[fudman02]

" im a giant faggot, please rape my face" thats what i got out of that. i also want to add, who the fuck plays racing games?

[AmphibiousKitty]

WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN IF I GET THAT CODE, YOU KNOW I GOT THAT CODE, THAT CODE, I HAVE THAT CODE, WHAT ABOUT THAT CODE!?

[xConQueSteDx]

Nobody's going to jail fucking twat. AMD leaked the keys by mistake nobody hacked into the servers and stole shit. STFU & SITDOWN you're 15 you don't know anything about Federal laws and International laws.

[nintnt]

Seventy Five Pewcent of those Thwee miwion peopow who used the code pwobably wouldn't have even bought the game.

[killerplum94]

DIS MOTHAFUCKA 10/10 BRILLIANT

[cobbo311]

well they sure took there time finding osama now didnt they fucker...psssssh find anyone my ass

[machwon]

You don't have to come and confess, we're looking for you. We're going to find you. You you can run and tell that, homeboy.

[ThisIsCheez]

Hope they have room in federal prison for 3 million more people. 

[pwyzz]

you gonna be founw this is sewious! youw life will be destwoyed!

[CyaneyedDemise]

@3:50 "you possibly da most imma chor ist pawsa eva seen on this planet. You're so imma chor. You're neva gonna get a girfriend, you're neva going to have a good life, knowing that you're a lil hacka, and you actually took your time and dingo school, and found this code and leaked out to everyone, and made their lives wars."

[blcrane52]

Kids should be banned from the internet until they are old enough to realize how stupid they sound.

[LeodSMW]

THEY COULD FIND OBAMA

[blcrane52]

@LeodSMW

Holy SHIT.

[Jurdaan]

AW MAWYN WIWW I GO TWO JAIW FOR CUTTING MYSEWF?

[TheChieftain77]

Learn to talk, I mean jesus christ can't you hear how stupid you sound?

[DynamicArtsAU]

@TheChieftain77 i fink somefings wong wif his eardwum

[kurt2552]

i thought this kid was british until i read the comments. both sound like fags.

[DynamicArtsAU]

who here actually gives a rats ass about the game

i came here to have a few waughs

[KingKobra45ACP]

Okay, so I mustered up the courage to continue watching the whole vid.

@ 6:25 or so he starts bragging that he cuts himself and has gone to a mental hospital before.

Thats not something you brag about candy ass faggot.

I bet you couwdsuck a gwolf ball thwuogh a gawden hwose.

[Blammykins]

IM GOWING TO JAWU???

[chzelife]

You wook wike a fag, so you awe one.

[shekianrei]

aww man im so scawed of steam wemoving the pirated game from my accont... thewe aw no wepwocussions.

[frankis94]

OMG LOL

[XGhettotacoX]

YOU IN THA HUWGE TWUBBLE NOW!

[nintendomaster2024]

I highly doubt you "hacked" your school website

[Hamstraaja93]

This is just howible.

[Comeback64]

Someone give this kid a razor blade, please.

[yepharrysaiidditall]

@Comeback64 you mean a wazor bwade?

[DynamicArtsAU]

lawld

[cbw5463]

How adowable

[nosensetoitatall]

Don't pick on this kid. His saliva glands secrete novocain.

[0871Atta]

Go get aborted, kid.

[LuzeZeiss]

Keep talking Kid,You're making me cum.

[RarEndangeredCrabSpy]

derp 3 for pee see

[lydontracks]

everyone i know has this game now...for free.

[derp50]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR EYES

[ChadCynical]

Hewwo I'm Biwwy

[TehYammer]

Except its already been confirmed all they are doing is removing the game from steam accounts. Nice try, though.

[KingKobra45ACP]

@ 2:02 "You don't know if I'm a faggot or not."

I think you just slipped, faggot.

[vebbebbarl]

I think you need to join the real world, not your own.

[TruEviLuKki]

I DOWNLOADED DIRT 3 CRACKED

FOR FREE 100% NO MONEY PAID

GET AT ME FUCKER

[AlbertWesker47]

Oh my God, ur a fagit.

Second...

>pirating games

>going to jail

>implying

inb4 greentexting outside of that shitty site.

[TheYoungMrGamer]

ive lost control of my life

[skrinskim]

Is this about dota or dirt

[JordanK3lly]

Dis is fo sewius guize. you betta not hav got dis fo fwee.

u in big twubble.

[Maximus3591]

Is this real life?

[Aleleet]

@Maximus3591 is this just fantasy?

caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

[Aleleet]

@Aleleet OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEE

I'M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY BECAUSE I'M EASY COME, EASY GO, LITTLE HIGH. LITTLE LOW

[hifive1]

14 pedophiles watched this video



[TimrodDX]

Oh my god guys I used the Dirt 3 code on Steam and now Gabe Newell is outside my window and he's starting to eat my house am I in huge twouble and is my life wuined?

[Garrettcore]

Digging the penis haircut.

[cjdoyle1990]

just get off the internet

[Jice1123]

I wish you were successful in your suicide attempts.

[KingKobra45ACP]

Three million people in jail over a pirated game... lmao.

So what are they gonna do? Execute everyone in jail now to make room?

And what the fuck is wrong with your voice kid?

Go get your speech fucking fixed. (The Kings Speech lmao)

Also, your haircut makes you look like a faggot.

Cut that shit ffs.

[Gincorp]

BEWY BEWY SEWIOUS

[Christ724]

I have a question, do you go to speech therapy?

[revengeporn]

Keep slurring little boy, I'm getting off on it.

[2pado]

wiwf new techwowojee dey can eben finb even like daa pwesiden of ba unided sdades in da sebenteen hwuandweds

[muttareushittingme]

what the fuck is doit thwee?

[MACKBOOK123456]

ISHYGDDT

[darkcowboyhero]

10/10 Great troll.

[EradicatorCXVII]

Prison camp will be the size of texas

[Maximus3591]

They're totally gonna send 3 million people to jail cause they got an illegal game code... This shit's serious guys... seriously... guys?

[MACKBOOK123456]

HEIL HITLER



[clockworkimo]

THIS IS SEWIOUS.

[tomminky23]

die please

[myvoiceismypass]

No sir, there aren't enough cops for this to be possible. Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.

[Accelerator11]

Why do I need a girlfriend when I have a cute trap of a boyfriend?

[ifarah12]

Be vewy qwiet, I'm huntin' hackews.

[MrRagalshnagal]

UH OH THEWE AWE PWENTY OF PEOPLE WHO GOT THIS GAME FWOH FWEE.

[4znPpl]

Guess what happened to me.

They suspended my Steam account! Holy shit! They even fined me $5000!

No, not really. They just removed the game from my account. You're an idiot, kid. Have some common sense, it's obvious that you don't have any right now. You need to go to school.

[vap0re0n]

I'de say your asian,but I can't see your eyes so I can't tell.

[SupaRaptaJesus]

fwee.

[ThatOneVideoGame]

This video has convinced me to start supporting abortion in the 50th trimester.

[WeeShaun911]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DIP TROUBLE

NOT DEEP TROUBLE

NOT IN DIP SHIT

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP TROUBLE GUYS

[defender175]

Not surprised you've been to a mental hospital. Stay in school and get some brains kid.

[Belegrandir]

They love making their job.

[lilrambo93]

yeah man you have the worst life ever, i mean A WHOLE PAGE FOR HEALTH CLASS?! I dont think many people could handle what you have to live with, not even those kids in africa dying from aids who havent eaten in weeks.

[cornsplosionftw]

Why the fuck are you doing? You have no idea what you are talking about.

[2pado]

FOW FWEE YOU ARE IN BIG TWUBLE

[JuxtaposeMystery]

EVERYONE GO ON 4CHAN THE V BOArD MAKE A THREAD ABOUT ANYTHING YOUD LIKE IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE ABOUT VIDEOGAMES WE DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!

[Chainsy17]

Be vewy quiet

We're hunting piwates

[whitehman]

puberty is gonna hit this kid like a ton of bricks

[4znPpl]

That's one serious lisp you got.

[kyzichanyo]

I can't stop fucking laughing. This shit is hilarious. It's like I'm watching Elmer Fudd except he's a stupid 12 year old.

[Potkins]

Elmer Fudd sounds annoyed.

[Ryuuken117]

DEWT TWEE FO PEE ESS FWEE

[spenceisadork]

Fwens

[Mariomon12345]

Seems legit.

[XCEfiles]

Is this kid 8? or just obvious female?

[Chainsy17]

Practise you R's

That you still have a speech impediment that bad at your age shows how fucking lazy you are

[Pry0citerJohn]

woah, im gonna cwy

[Williampudoso]

My mind is full of fuck. Faggot.

[chocho999]

Get a fucking hair cut.

[BlockyOwnz]

14-15 years old you sound 8

[XCEfiles]

This is why we cant have nice fucking things.

[BlockyOwnz]

immatuwe fagwots yyou sixteen yeaw old fagwots

[hellomoto75]

Wow, all u guys making fun of him are fags, ur just mad that ur gonna get in trouble for pirating code faggot deserve it if u cant afford it GET A JOB.

well have the last laugh.

also thanks for sharing my fellow redditors.

[EUAN1337SG]

@hellomoto75 >this is what reddit faggots actually believe

[Aurasword90]

@hellomoto75

But everyone downloaded it for steam.

he said anyone who downloaded it for the PS3 and XBOX would get in trouble.

[Ohjynn473]

@hellomoto75

OH LAWD