Red Vs Blue Church

[chartwig11]

A linebacker...or a vampire...or a vampire linebacker!

[CeLiiAx3]

"and what's that big thing?"

"that's church"

"he means the ship, caboose"

"he said it!"

[thetrentfamily]

@missmollyhughes if you need any help with it or just a voice, I can help.

[blackout995]

"Where'd you carry us? To the buffet?"

[missmollyhughes]

I am trying to come up with an awesome video series like this one. Any suggestions?

[TheWolfsPaw]

tuker had a kid O.O how the fuck?

[LateNightTableCo]

@TheWolfsPaw It was part of the training simluations they went through in the Blood Gulch Chronicles. It's a long story...

[TheWolfsPaw]

@LateNightTableCo O_O he sounded like he was pushing

[LateNightTableCo]

@TheWolfsPaw That is exactly what he was doing XD

[TheWolfsPaw]

@LateNightTableCo O_O

[Kamoge123]

@TheWolfsPaw An alein impreganted Him

[TheWolfsPaw]

@Kamoge123 O.O ohhhh...how did he manage that? O_o

[Kamoge123]

@TheWolfsPaw I can't rember what episode and season but before the alein died he put his dna or something in tucker and he had the child just look for he episode

[TheWolfsPaw]

@Kamoge123 O.O I'll never look at men the same

[wyattspicer2]

im fine by the way dont worry about me...im so cold

[wyattspicer2]

What the hell was that

i didnt feel anything

[wyattspicer2]

im still laying here why wont anyone help me lol =P

[burnt9991]

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on it's neck and shoot it in the head. Cuz thats how I role." Ha

[moses606]

If I am biten will i become one of them.... Blaaaaarrrrrg!!

[siningartist]

my body. is trying to die.

[regaman101]

im ok im ok *drops* im not ok lol

[OutdoorMoney70]

3 people are privates with a dead captain

[warbasse52]

lol freaking hilarious 

[aquaskip]

There is no 11 you fucking ! Whore

[TheAirsoftsolder]

@aquaskip oooh launguage

[LadyRose014]

Church: I been carrying this whole team

Tucker: WHere'd you carry us? To the Fucking buffet?

Caboose: he said it.

<3 best line everr

[BladeLigerV]

I am a sniper (section 8: predjutice)

I am a blue

I am church

No kidding a sound like church

[MegaSqueakymouse]

I will give caboose a glass of orange juice and a Cookie if he gets his IQ above 7. Otherwise I will tell command to press CTRL-F-U. He killed church.

[BioWarrior2057]

@MegaSqueakymouse Forget 7, if his IQ gets higher then 1.8!

[stephendt]

I can't feel my torso!

[mewcorina23]

"what's that big thing?" "oh that's Church."

"he means the ship!" LOL!!!! I luv that

[barr65]

i think im gonna stop standing up now lol

[coolcolincat]

Shut up, ur disgusting. Lolrofllmaolmfaolols

[AbGretsch]

If I've been bitten, does that mean I'm going to turn into one of them?

bllaaaaaaaaaaaarrggggg.....

[WOFPiccolofan]

"My body is trying to die."

AHAHAHA I can hear that line countless of time and still find it absolutely hilarious! XD

[Apv301]

Church sounds so much like Wild Cat from tale spin

[xerxerxex]

"I can't feel my Torso."

[Thatguyinabox]

"Hey, shut-up, I'm on the phone."

"Honk."

"ANd do me a favor, kill that fucking thing, would you?"

[brockatschool]

Poor caboose no one cares

[brockatschool]

"Really? Hang up? No shit!"

[Tefferific]

"Blargg?"

"Shut up, you're disgusting."

bahaha xD

[TheShootHappy]

I feel dizzy!

oohhh!

I think im going to stop standing up now...

church if i die i whant you to have my orange juice...

I cant feel my torso!

im still laying here... why wont anyone help me?

my body is trying to die...

[flyffvshalo]

what is the name of the episode of the first part

[katt800]

i love how the did like the my name things like-

MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE, AND I HATE BABIES?!?!?

and

MY NAME IS LEANARD CHURCH, AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LAZER FACE!??!?!?!

when he said that it reminded me of caboose doing it :D

[DJC11757]

Blaaaaaarrrrrrgggg-

Shut up Caboose!!

-gggggg.....

I'm ok. I'm ok.

*collapses*

I'm not ok!

[scalyeter]

im pretty sure church is the best character nearly asa good as caboose

[pluskendall98]

church is the best FEAR THE LAZER FACE

[crappyjunk5]

"its amazing what caboose will do if you promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice" XD

[abrokensoul956]

There is no 11 you fucking whore!

[atticusboyx]

church if i die i want you to have my orange juice..

[churchluvr13]

Church arguing with the phone operator is my ringtone :)

[abrokensoul956]

@churchluvr13 how do u get it? :0

[atticusboyx]

i will fucking stab you computer phone lady!!! XD

[PuRpLePwNie00]

lolz rolf

Cabose : My Body Is Trying Die

[craig13311]

im going to step on its neck and shot it in the head

[Tacoboi2424]

im ok, im ok

THUD

im not ok

[starman4427]

church:shut up caboosecaboose: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachur­ch:shut up caboose. caboose:now hes cursing at me.

[Soundnous]

I am NOT a thing! MY NAME IS LEONARD CHURCH AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER-FACE!

[shadowtheemohedgehog]

lol the babie is so small and a lil bit cute

[tsuquandaroo]

i hate the computer phone ladies to

[sergiu1231]

Caboose:Blaaaaaaarrrgggg

[jenovatheancient]

I FEEL DIZZY!!!!! XD

[crispytheninga25]

hopefully tuckers kid only plays at night games

[TBLightning12]

I have a jailbroken itouch and I have a RvB theme and when I turn it off it says, "Dont leave me with the horrible doctor, oh shut up caboose, now he's cursing at me

[PuRpLePwNie00]

wats that theme called i have a jailbroken ipod also lolz sounds very kickass

[TBLightning12]

"Im still laying here, why won't anyone help me?" rofl

[thefriendlyfool]

Caboose: My body....is trying to die.... Lol

caboose is hilarious!

[BobbyDTube]

shut up im on the phone.

and do me a favor.

kill that fucking thing will ya. LMAO

[s3th300]

hahahahaha "what the fuck are you talkin about iv been carreing this whole team...... where to the buffet HE SAID IT" i laughed my ass off

[metalcult32]

im friends with the person who made cabooses voice the real dude

[biggboots]

whats that huge thing

thats church

shut up caboose

he said it

[RorXrules]

I feel dizzy lol genius

[UnknownPsychoPath]

i love RvB they are awesome

[alittlepepper]

Have seen these movies a hundred times, and it's amazing how every once in a while I'll watch them again and even still pick up something I'd never heard before that makes me laugh. Awesome series. :P

[knowledgeisvictory]

HONK! shut up, your discusting

[BigSmoke2222]

"Earth to Doc, I mean... This place to doc!"

" Where'd you carry us? To the buffet?? "

LOL I love those lines

[explodingplant]

my body...is trying to die

[superxsonicxhero]

we need to terrish these times... i wish i knew how to scrap book!

or and

caboose, if we survive the next five minutes, ill be fuckin amazed

lmao i love this! it never gets old!

[ironhidewulf]

shut up caboose! blarrrrrrrrrrrg

[oxegynfin]

dont leave me with here with the horrible doctor oh sut up cabosse now he is cursing at me

[slashGNR212]

i think im going to stop standing up now

[LledracHALODORK]

really? hang up? no shit

[kdai2012]

Lmao at the phone scene and Caboose XD

[hobojoe0858]

There is no 11 you fucking whore!

[XTobi95X]

LOL, the best of church!

[ConfessorGrey]

shut up.... you're disgusting

Do me a favor...

blarg?

kill that f*cking thing, will ya?

blarg...

[superxsonicxhero]

caboose- i see a big ship! now i know im helusinating!! lol

[x7Rampage7x]

Chruch- I know how to leave a god damn message! Chruch- Just give me the damn beep! Chruch- Come on! Chruch- I will fucking stab you computer phone lady! Chruch- There is no 11 you fucking whore! Doc- Ohhhhh language! Chruch- I hate you! -BEEP- Chruch- Vic its Chruch I ne....-is cut off- Recorder- Im sorry but this person mailbox is full. Chruch- Ughh, im going to kill myself.

[X3M0T1V3X]

my body...is trying to diee..

[SinuousX]

There is no eleven... You f*cking whore!

[t0d51]

hon honk honk hooonk!

[Fatmanmi]

That was funny when Caboose came.

[VenomCultist500]

LMFAO My body............. is try to die

[Hellticom]

I'm still laying here and why wont anyone help me

[Codes111]

i will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

[slyloop7]

Caboose: I think i'll stop standing right now.

lol

[imbords]

i love 605 to 608

[Sophrae1649]

i love the phone part

[riseagainst0101]

lol its amazing what you can get caboose to do if you offer him a cookie and a glass of orange juice

[Fatmanmi]

I feel dizzy!

[addyfatty31]

aweosome vid really good like caboose

[twilisandraider]

lol, my favorite character is Church. He's the funniest. And I love the part where he tries to leave a message.

[sk8terhumes12345]

caboose-my body is trying to die

hahahahahahhahaha

lmfao!!!

[caboose7000]

THERE IS No 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

rofl

[dorianisme]

lamo!

thats so awesome

[theyellowman67]

Lawl

[Mudkip5]

Caboose: *comes out of base* Im ok, Im ok! *collapses* Im not ok! ROFL

[OutkastV3]

caboose is funny as hell. its funny when he say "i cant feel my torso" and church is funny. like when he said "caboose, if we survive the next 5 minutesi'll be fuckin amazed". Rvb kicks so much ass

[SoapGaz]

church... if i die i want you to have my orange juice

[hiphipfrog4]

medical super private 1st class! lol rofl

[xFINExLINEx]

"To mark this message as urgent please press 11." "THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

[weedman19]

if there were more people like caboose in the world, their wouldnt be so much war and fighting....it would be a happier and much more funny world...caboose is the best

[superxsonicxhero]

tucker- wat is that huge thing? caboose- thats church church- HE MEANT THE SHIP CABOOSE! caboose- he said it HAHA!oh and "im still laying here...why wont anybody help me?" and "my body...is trying to die haha and caboose- dont leave me with the terrible doctor doc- oh shut up caboose caboose-now hes cursing at me HAHA I LOVE CABOOSE!!!

[Light4494]

This was added on my B-day :D!

BTW CHURCH ROCKS!

[dilmn8]

Caboose-"if i have been bitten, does that mean i am going to turn into one of them?"

Church-"shut up caboose"

Caboose-"blaaaaaaaaaaaaargggge­!"

he is my favorite!!!

[silentassultsquad]

caboose is so fucking funny

"my body...is trying to die"

church is an ass but still cool

[aloneforever3]

that was fucking awsome!

[superxsonicxhero]

church if i die, i want you to have my orange juice

[ubervendo]

my body... is trying to die.

[Bleachboy345]

GO CHURCH!

[jessielee10210]

xD 7:36 - 8:03 r my fave characters :DD

[AUBRI92]

there is no 11 you fucking whore

[KrazyBatgurl]

LOL!! i love the vic's song

[thememe7]

church if i die i want you to have my orange juce.

Its amazing what cabosse will do if u promice him a cookie and a glass of orange juce

[Meowz19]

OMG I LOVE CHURCH! lol

[Ralph7Wiggum24]

im still laying hear why wont anyone help

[VictorOwnzyou]

its growing up so fast... it seems like yesterday it was born

well acutally its cause.. he was born today.. like an hour ago.

we need to charish these times

LMFAO! RVB FTW

[LifeIsMisery]

my body is trying to die

[Camkinztube3]

church if i die take my orange juice

im just going to go in there step on its neck and shoot it in the head cuz thats how i roll

that makes you a private... with a dead captain

dont leave me with the horrible doctor o shut up caboose now hes cursing at me

wheres doc? he left... took the baby for a walk

[Camkinztube3]

im still laying here why wont someone help me

[Camkinztube3]

Caboose if we survive then next 5 minutes I'll be Fucking amazed

[Cirdan200]

XD Don't leave me with the scary doctor

[MindfreakCM]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! My friend said He came up with that phrase. I GOT HIM NOW!

[aerisangelofchaos]

Do me a favor? Kill that fucking thing would you? XD

[narain1]

It's not mines!!

lol

[miketbf]

"HONK HONK HONK!!! BLAAAAARRGGGGG!"

"I cant feel my torsoe!"

[JoyoPrower]

"I feel dizzy!" XD

[AllieIsBored]

"If I've been biten, does that mean I'm going to turn into one?"

"shut up, Caboose."

"Blaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr-"

"Shut up, Caboose!"

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrga"

[RansomRoyalty]

shut up youre disgusting lmao

[spartanflood123]

lol "its amazing what caboose will do if u promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice"

[Arctraxiel]

LOL, "im not going to give it a cold. I'm just going to step on it's neck and shoot it in the head"

[Halo3Shooter6]

"I Feel Dizzy!"

[Hillman105]

i would do anything for a cookie and O.J too xD

[USMCmarinej]

"look everything is ok see look caboose is back in action"."im ok,im ok.....*thump*im not ok lol caboose is awsome

[QuinnNick154]

who the **** gave birth!

[spartens117]

tucker gave birth to a ailen. a baby elite

[Alex4pokemon]

i llllllllllllllllove thissssssssssss

[hellboy8696]

"ok ill promis to wash my hands b4 i destroy the abomination of nature"

"great tuckers out, shiela's on the fritz, and now doc is baby-sitting..if we survive the next ten minutes ill be real fuckin' amazed"

XD lmfao

[saintfilledsin]

and

"where'd you carry us? the buffet?"

[robert33t]

if i die church i want you to have mt orange juice..

XD

[madmanofwar111]

This may have been about church, but Caboose is halarious in those episodes, or episode. And I like when Church says: I know how to leave a god damn mesage, oh yea just hang up no shit. I Will Fucking Stab You Computer Phone Lady!!!! halarious

[musicismypassion15]

"I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!"

"Oh right, and I have to kill this fuckin thing"

haha. Church is amazing.

[musicismypassion15]

"We need to charish these time.. I wish I knew how to scrapbook"

"I'm fine by the way, dont worry about me...... I'm so cold"

haha I love Caboose<3

[Pinjarai]

I <3 Church. =33

[ProDarkRaven]

"My body... is trying to die..." Classic.

[NarutoStud]

Im okey Im okey Im not okey! XD

[Flamecyborg]

Shut up you're discusting! XD

[enthusia492]

I'm medical SUPER-PRIVATE! First class! XD classic.

[PinkPunkF]

Haha.

"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

Best line ever.

[hfuffyfd]

CHURCH RULES ALL. FUCK REDS!!!

[xxxCuriousGeorgexxx]

There is no eleven YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[quraishi95]

Church, if i die, i want u to have my orange juice...... lol

[firmahasta]

I can't feel my torso!

[goldenpiggy]

Im Just Goin To Go in there and step on its neck and shoot in the head because thats how i role

[JesseS420]

"Shut up I am on the Phone, and do me a favor and kill that fucking thing". "Yar"

[Holyspudman]

Oh god i love the Vic ringing part :D THERE IS NO 11 U FUCKING WHORE!!!:P

[Jxx10k]

i cant feel my torso!

[doctabagelz]

Vampire Line Backer!

[sabertoothray]

whoa did anyone else notic the difrence at 6:28 look at tuckers baby-alien-thing then look at it at 6:54 that thing is growing fast!

[Sammyt831]

Medical Super-Private... First Class!

[jermo234]

555 V I C K

[akamctubby]

if you want to talk dont email and dont yu click click click click just call me up at 555 the icy cake lol

[akamctubby]

i love caboose he kiks ass