Donkey Punch

[crazycalamity]

I laughed the entire time I was watching this video.

[JodiLilian]

It's the back of the neck not head. Not that I know

[iradioheadhearmeroar]

...casually having sex..with yourself

[TheAxis456]

are you TRYING to sound like Ricky Gervais? or do you just sound like that naturally?

[BboyFiZiX]

"mouth...and in SOME cases, a vagina" Alex......dude....well gay :D

[TheJessiikka]

I love the way that vagina is only in some cases, but mouth and anus, they're always on the menu xD

[orkneysnorknie]

always thought alex would be a bottom

[Octene11]

I'm so glad I was wearing headphones for this..

[megusta535]

Eiffel tower is kinda gay

[1amberjade]

angry pirate :O ;)

[zebraguitarist25]

My favorite is the Houdini: You are having sex doggy style with your partner and have her look out a window. Then you have your friend in the closet (that has the same cock as you) when your partner isn't looking you and your friend SWITCH, and then you sneak out while your friend is fucking your partner. Then you go outside in front of the window your partner is looking in and wave at her.

[mrmakeitrein]

@zebraguitarist25 That's actually the poltergeist, whoever put that in the Urban Dictionary is a putz. The Houdini is when your doin' a chick from behind and you spit on her back and pretend to cum, then when she turns around you do cum in her face and yell TADA!

[TwiFreak19]

This made me laugh so hard! You are so funny Alex!

[SarahWhovian]

Your a proper good actor :3 

[ASimpleSomething]

I looked away but forgot to turn off the volume... O_o

[HarrietTwelveThree]

After watching it I looked up the plot of the movie Donkey Punch to see how the name fit. Apparently one of characters 'accidentally' kills a girl by donkey punching her with a HAMMER. Because hitting the person you're fucking with a hammer is usually acceptable once you don't kill them.

[RaWrMunch101]

erect cock

[specialfred1101]

''well, we're doing anal, thats pretty rough, figured you might be up for-''

''well, you figured WRONG, didnt you?!?!?!''

XD

[Dub1Up]

Donkey Kong punching is where you hit them over the head with a barrel

[KFCninjaz]

i punched myself in the back of the head lol

[koolchick1056]

thank god for headphones

[LtMajorHippie]

sex with yourself... is that masterbation?

[koolchick1056]

@LtMajorHippie yep

[dragonessflight]

@LtMajorHippie Gives a whole new meaning to the words "go fuck yourself" now doesn't it?

[RachelUndescovered]

Say 'erect cock' again. Oh dear lord.

[Hilariousity]

suprise buttsecks

[virginiaRTP]

he is gay :(

[TheTwistedDiamond]

@virginiaRTP Uhhhh no he isn't... idiot.

[thegirlwhowasonfire1]

How old is Alex in this video?

[ColourMinion]

@thegirlwhowasonfire1 I think he's 18, although I could be wrong.

[0reos27]

@thegirlwhowasonfire1 about 17 

[Salitance]

@thegirlwhowasonfire1 Is you're Username a reference to the Hunger Games? If so...Cool

[thegirlwhowasonfire1]

@Salitance Yes, it is ^_______^ I love The Hunger Games :3

[LaurieDrewMovies]

Omg, he looks like such a nerd here :)

[SALcomedy]

240p, we meet again.

[minyme43]

i thought he was gonna say thingy but no he says erect cock

[MsPatrickstump]

"Well, you figured wrong didn't you?!...Just get off me, you've killed the mood." I love this man!

[BIGBLACKLAWL]

nice haircut bro

[hazza753]

@BIGBLACKLAWL haha xD

[oogallecta]

Awww the old nerilocation! It's been a while

[megstaz101]

Why didnt i know about you back then? You are epic!

[dannerzme]

@megstaz101 12 hours ago in playlist The Sex Videos... lol!!!

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

yeah I agree, you're a funny guy. You could just clench your fist while you wank, surely a bum hole couldn't surpass my grip?

[eva22456]

There's a film called Donkey Punch where a guy tries this on with some girl on a boat and it all goes horribly, murderously wrong xD

[awkwardlaughter]

why not ask your partner to tighten?  No need to punch, just ask nicely! hahaha

[Bradhadair11]

hahahahahahaha

[fUCkyOUbL0WM3]

so fucking funny

[AngellAK47]

Oh this is wonderful.

[MissMk12]

UR SOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! cAN'T BELIEVE I'D NEVER HEARD OF U!



[heywerethatdragongo]

You sure this didnt happen to you?

[ummsum1]

idk why this video doesnt have more views. i literally die laughing every time i see it...which is about 1000 times

[staggo3000]

Ya got a cock in er arse avin a jolly ol` time! LOLOL

[awesomelyizzy]

"they're gonna be pretty fucking tense already, coz they're gonna be like 'oh shit when is he gonna hit me?!'" lol

[lUkieey2beeALyve]

i honestly couldn't stop laughing! XD

[harroon01]

its funny how he explanes it

[DaddysLittleAsassin]

@bobzeda There are so many things wrong with this comment.

[magiczoo]

I laughed so hard at this video. You are hilarious.

[veritasuser]

LOL i could not stop laughing at you acting out sex!!

[Ailacake]

Lulz

[katieawesomeme]

I clicked this video because the title, to me, suggested that there would be nothing sexual about it. Boy, was I wrong,

[ExtraCrispyTube]

"There's a mouth, and in some cases a vagina" Oh lord.

[srsly101]

cheers alex, keep laughing and having to make up excuses because im sitting with my mum with my headphones in. :L

[ItzFlynnAgin]

I had to make sure nobody else was able to hear my headphones when I watched this because my Mum was in the room :L

[TheRatherLikely]

look up alaskan firedragon. :)

[55Fanpire55]

'oh shit, when is he gunna hit me...' crying :')

[xxXxSiLeNcExXxx]

'If I'm taking you from behind I CANNOT promise that I will not punch you in the head.' HAHAHAH that is a brilliant line Alex

[oABBOTTo]

You look so strange here

[JakeHORIZON]

Dude! you need to get laid.

[shibzy0tennant]

"Tappin' on door number 2" - LOL :D

[therachelmira]

Hey look, it's the glasses that don't do anything!

[farlcoon]

The worst one I heard is; the guy keeps saying a girls name different to the one he is with, and when she turns around to say 'wtf?', he punches her in the face. Thank the weird guy in the year above me in college for that one...

[ThatSweetLittleNerd]

<3

[vintagelakehouse]

Loved when he said erect cock... lol

[Marialuvsyouux3]

That's fucked

[SpeedyGonStacker]

Just get off me you killed the mood. LOL

[freakichic168]

this marvel of a video was posted on my birthday. WONDERFUL!

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

Holy shit, I actually cracked up xD

[PrettyYounqThang]

'get off youve killed the mood' xD

[lilysgotstylee]

I like that you act out sex with yourself. It amuses me greatly.

[SuperSledge11]

Side note:the "donkey punch" is a piece of logging equipment.

[OffensivePi]

Isn't that like, illegal, anyway?

[djpj22]

"you're having a grand old time" - best quote about sex, EVER.

[Fuzzypenguin36]

@preludetomylife Thats EXACTLY what I always think when I watch nerimon. Even their accents are similar.

[jaydenkayden]

I like how he assumes both roles in the roleplay

[midnightwallflower]

Oh my god, you look younger now (2011). You really look like a nerd in your first videos, which I like. :)

[BoObsessed79]

"Just get off me, you killed the mood." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[preludetomylife]

Anyone else find this guy's style similar to ricky gervais?

[ellabee99]

"So - if you love anal sex, you think it's great, you think it's your favourite thing" that made me laughh :L

[meggies13]

I love how your having sex with yourself... <3 Lmao

[powlagunas69]

hahahahahhaahhahahahaha seriously:)

[GlitterIsLikeHerpes]

i spilled tea i was laughing so hard!!

[Lauraa4023]

Um...what?

[Lacunaish]

you made me laugh, SO much! (:

[getnitsrtd]

actually made me laugh out loud, thank you for that as i was eating my dinner and now have a baked bean lodged in my nostral. was worth it.

[lajollacat]

...erect cock. haha!

[sammionne239]

i love u alex.

[dupertail]

WELL YOU FIGURED WRONG DIDN'T YOU?

[cine6teen]

I laughed while drinking Coke because of this. I choked. If I had died my cause of death would be a video. About Donkey Punch.

[Phedra88]

Have you ever heard about something that in italian is called "donna lupo" wich in English should sound something like "wolf girl"? So, let's say your girlfriend is giving you a blow job, but before doing it, you, young man, have shaved your private area, leaving all of the hair just there, this way, at the end of the thing, when you come over her lovely little face, she'll be covered in your hair, making her look like a lovely little wolf girl. ...I know, it's morbid...

[radioactivecakeX]

@Phedra88 Oh God, I could have lived my entire life not knowing that

[TheSouthOfTheCity]

Looool never heard of that before.

[roxmysoxify]

what?

[yhmcrbwoii]

p.s you look and sound like an anorexic will from the inbetweeners

[yhmcrbwoii]

don't worry about it four eyes, you won't be donkey punching any body any time soon

[sarey1998]

@yhmcrbwoii Neither will you

[caintizzle]

There's a movie called Donkey Punch and it's based on this concept

[SazaMcNaza]

"Oh, get off me, you've killed the moment" Surely the definition of brilliant.

[alexis474542]

Lol I love the part where he like acts out the situation ^__^

[65Dart]

That's pretty goddamn funny

[Naffini]

"You're having a grand old time" Oh Alex, you are so English.

[TwilighterStacie]

lol you make me laugh ,, you say all the swear words like you havent ever said them before :L

[CorXxXSmile]

Love having a 'grand old time' lol

[iheartnurdz]

If my boyfriend tried that, I'd kick in in the nuts.

[Karmilda]

better idea. a slap on the ass, pulling hair, scratching. If somebody punched me in the back of the head i would punch them back.

[Wackyfox]

I have this horrible mental image of someone screaming "FALCON PUNCH!" and then donkey punching whoever they're doing.

Poor bastards.

[TheUpsidedownsmile]

You remind me of my nan.

[k0ph]

Dood, best video ever.

[theoneandonlytb]

Die in a fire?

[Plottoberry]

Well, that's about the same thing as a girl biting hard in a guy's penis.

[IHeartEskimos]

There is actually a British film called Donkey Punch, which is about this situation&the consequences that come with it. My film studies class had to watch it... LMFAOO.

[GypsyAttack]

they made a film on this concept. it was shit.

[hannahmonflippt10]

I love this <3

[xoambxo]

lmao look up "the angry dragon" bahahaha



[JIOOOO]

osx is a software emulation of donkey punching

[alissewonder]

Any guy who does that deserves to get cancer in his dick and die a horrible, slow death after some years of not being able to have sex.

[aussiechicriss]

ever heard of the "charizard" ????

haha :D

[thekwlman11]

Thumbs up for the OS X shirt

[beckymitchell2101]

LMAO!! OH this made me laugh!! The ending is hyseterical!

[rubelious1]

this is the best video on youtube. alex your sarcastic humour is almost better than ricky gervais. seriously, so much love

[TheBmxKidXD]

this is f*cking jokes!

[iwuinb]

lol

[siamesedrummer]

You look so young in this video, it makes it extra creepy.

[MidnightCardinal]

"Get off me you killed the mood" :P bwahahaha

[69irishboi]

Awesome job Alex. Idc what others say. I gotta say that this is obviously something new I've learned today, lol. Thx for the new knowledge, haha. Oh btw, loved the re-enactment there too, hahahaha.

[mhndi]

 -_-what if you're mom saw this

[Shcroft2]

@mhndi "your".

[oscarsm86]

No longer a trilogy, eh

[starkidbadders]

love how you've made a sex videos playlist :')

[ErikGusto]

got a clear gollum feel 1:42 - 2.03

[charlote200]

Erect Cock

[Larab3lla]

He sounds a bit like Ricky Gervais when he's acting out the scene there. :P

[TheyDreamFiction]

Thank-you Alex for making my computer history look like I've been watching a lot of weird porn.

[LauraLegendTM]

XD

I am so glad I am not the only person who plays out scenarios by myself. lol

[amazingawesomeness00]

"cause their gonna be like, 'oh shit when is he gonna hit me?'" lmao

[asaiddunn1994]

So closed captions thinks 'anal sex' is 'United States'...

[carrclan2008]

i prefer the pink sock

[smilebluesister]

"They'll already be tense anyway because they'll be like, Oh shit, when is he gonna hit me?" hahahahhahaha. the best.

[rawrmissdinosaur]

no one looked away alex

[ThatFurryDude]

the internet has even more gross stuff, like bluewaffles and goatse. :|

also, the donkey punch can actually be lethal.

[Southfield1000]

I've official seen all of nerimons dirtier vids now haha

[cafe105]

"Oh, just get off me, you've killed the mood." BEST VIDEO EVA!!!

[warriorbasketball23]

having a GRAND OLD TIME!!!

[Michaelprotectsme]

the donkey punch has been around for along time

[poppinuall]

awh young nerdy alex E: (:

[nikolllekaj]

@poppinuall Well, he's still nerdy now XD which is awesome.

[debbage2k9]

like u will eve get ya end away to even attempt it

[minxfromlondon]

Harry B : DONKEY PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Surreal200]

Ricky Gervais use's that type of humor haha Lovin it ..... ''OH SHIT WHEN IS HE GONNA HIT ME?? '' HAHA

[roady43]

Monthy Python wouln'd have explained it better!

[sweetypie000]

ah, so that's why charlie is always having a bruise round the back of his neck - hit a little less hard you bully

:)

[Tokiohotelgirl97]

The way you said "Erect....cock" made me lol

[1337penguinking]

you look alot cooler in the present by the way. really, you kinda look like Steven Merchant in this video

[gay23ny]

bahahaha! yes! i dont know if anyone else noticed this, but instead of being the top in his little skit/scenario....no no he plays the bottom or the woman haha.

[scrapette]

@gay23ny he plays both...?

[HellBunny5471]

ahahahah oh dear .. i am actually cryin wiv laughter right now

.. hmm im glad tht never happened to me wen.. well ..we wont go into tht :L:L

x <3 x

[silpudog80]

isnt there a film where he does a donkey punch and kills her ?

[diggingupdinosaurs]

hhaahahahaahahaa

I love how you acted it out



[ItsthatEringirl]

"Well you figured wrong, didn't you?!" That was the most dignified and classy sounding "conversation" about anal sex that I've ever heard.

[PresenceOfTheSun]

@ItsthatEringirl ahh, the British! haha

[ItsthatEringirl]

@PresenceOfTheSun Yes! The British and their ability to make anything seem regal!

[Sweetwonderboy]

haha, "erect...cock."

[KandiiFluff]

Your having a grand old time and you find yourself thinking... how do I spice this up a bit? Lmao

[aqualily96]

i would love it if your mum was watching the roleplay scene !

[saimawesome]

how did this video NOT get flagged?!