Steve Ballmer's Tearful Goodbye to Bill Gates

[TwoBadMilosDead]

You stupid cunts how can you be so senseless? He is the man responsible that we have PCs in every home. All you can think of is he's crying because of money, fuck money they were working their whole lives together and they practically changed history with their products and this is the moment where it ends who wouldn't cry.

[SlamageEntertainment]

@TwoBadMilosDead Hey listen, They offer content, people give money for the content, That's how they get money, stupid, PC's are superior than Macs, nothing would ever get me to switch to a Mac user, I've owned an Apple product, Apple products suck, Microsoft products are stereotyped to be "unstable" but the truth lies beneath that it's actually programmed well, He's crying because he enjoyed working with Bill, and Bill Gates, the man who built Microsoft and made it great is leaving...

[SlamageEntertainment]

@TwoBadMilosDead Microsoft's products, such as Windows and various other programs have been sold to Business' as well, So Business' have more tools to create better products for us, not only Office computers, but Gamers PC GAMERS! (by the way, Mac gaming can suck my balls) PC gamers fucking kick your ass, Windows and PC's are shipped for PC gamers so they can have high quality games and all sorts of shit, Fuck you and get out of here, MICROSOFT!

[TwoBadMilosDead]

@SlamageEntertainment Dude are you retarded or something? What's your point?

[SlamageEntertainment]

@TwoBadMilosDead Basically agreeing with you, and telling off asfaces, that's really it, I'm bored :\

[TwoBadMilosDead]

@SlamageEntertainment "Fuck you and get out of here, MICROSOFT!" I thought this was for me the rest of the post was fine :D

[turanspirit]

lick bills balls

[HighGreens]

such a faggot



[Heathenfidel]

They care a lot about hauling in huge heaps of money, but not so much about making their products usable and not at all about fixing bugs.

[ballm0use]

bill gates, circumciser in chief!

[VikingNightmare]

now i have seen it all, the little punk and the big lump, they are congratulating themselves and thanking each-other that they could carve this world up among themselves a little bit more, and now bill is out of the picture, what are we gonna do...?

Guess we will have to go on with our lives and use the same blue-screen spitting crap of OS and SW as we did before...

Fuck them

[cxpm777]

@VikingNightmare you're unfair... microsoft meant a lot to software developers

[VikingNightmare]

@cxpm777 Well dear sir, I have to congratulate you, this was a smart comment. Ok, so let me put it this way, they say innovation and they mean stealing from others, they say ease of use and they mean brainwash, they say new and stable os and they sell bullshit. they have less or almost non-existent backwards compatibility with previous versions of the sw they make. what are those developers? Xerox machines? sorry, i may sound hateful, but i have with what to support my claims...

[flappospammo]

ballmer always brings the funny

mainly as he's a total fucking joke

[Uberdude25]

I've seen quite a few clips of Steve Ballmer and I must say he seems mentally unstable!

[RIT2009]

This wasn't his emotions, it was Blue screen of death.

[TheMinimums]

1:25 "Finally. . . . .MORE MONIES!"

[jon780]

ridiculously fake on demand crying

[Tonyo1221]

"We have had a chance to Prosper Personally . . . " Steve Jobs would never have said that. Never would have been so crass to mention personal money.

[cxpm777]

@Tonyo1221 steve jobs loved cash a lot !

[cxpm777]

LOL, what a clown actor, fake tears?

[justinjiang]

RIP steve jobs

[TheWolowiz]

the start of microsoft's collapse.

[xtrmsprts]

bill rules

[channel48]

now i know He is on crack !!!!

[hamogunjafarmer]

Who is this clown?......outdated fart. Viva Steve Jobs!

[dood123098]

i think steve ballmer was over acting.

and the speech was overly praising bill gates.

i think it was to make good image of microsoft.

and he just cried because of raised salary and having no bad boss any more

[concepan2099]

He can do a Fake cry.. amazing!

[cxpm777]

@concepan2099 scary and pathetic

[GooglSpiesOnUs]

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

[einc70]

i thought i hated jobs more than ever I think this guy just came up on top of my list. complete overzealous prick how did he get in this position. Jobs was way better in terms of communication marketing. Am an android user...

[cxpm777]

@einc70 ballmer was in microsoft from the start

[einc70]

@cxpm777 yep i've read several materials on him after I left the comment. He was actually owning shares on Microsoft that's probably why he had much to say and had much of Gates attention from the beginning.. 

[tellthetruthyoumoron]

some wonder how the nazis could get so powerful now i wonder how microsoft could get so powerful? Pictures tell more than thousand words.

[skaterman4332]

Steve Ballmer is the cheesiest, corniest, and overly sensitive entrepreneur I know.

[Rockyroopam]

1:12 who's this crackpot I've hired?

[arrayeniqma]

I WANT THANK BILL FOR THAT, I WANT YOU TOO!! I WANT THANK BILL FOR THAT, I WANT YOU TOO!! I WANT THANK BILL FOR THAT, I WANT YOU TOO!! I WANT THANK BILL FOR THAT, I WANT YOU TOO!!

[arcelivez]

Well when he starts making the tears it's one of the fakest cries I've ever seen...

[wongster41]

wow, that was so fake imo.

[TheArfdog]

Hunkola, I assumed you've never used Windows. If you did and compared it to OS X then you would know that it backed up the bravado. Its the best Unix implementation. Windows is a POS at the worst moments.

Bill Gates - innovator, tenacious competitor and worker, opportunist

Steve Jobs - innovator, powerful marketer, visionary

Ballmer - awkward ass clown

[MonstarX1]

@TheArfdog so is that why OS X is losing marketshare? OS X is a training wheel operating system for typically morons who can't get technical with computers, and are willing to over pay by thousands of dollars for astoundingly weak hardware. Lemme guess, you jumped on the Jobs and Apple bandwagon when Jobs died and now pretend to know everything about Jobs right? (BTW, Jony Ives is the innovator, not Jobs.)

[TheArfdog]

@MonstarX1 So everyone should be ninja blood masters at OS usage? You've got your head up your ass. And btw, OS X is gaining market share, don't know where you get your facts. Oh and btw, Apple is $350B in market capitalization, MS = $220B. I jumped on the Jobs bandwagon when they turned NEXT into OS X. Oh and who hired Jon Ives (and the rest of the team)? Oh damn, don't you look stupid?

[epd0123]

Ballmer is such a wierdo.

[Hunkola]

Here's the way I sum up these 3 guys:

Bill Gates = a true innovator and visionary in high tech

Steve Jobs = mostly just a good marketer who hyped his products

Steve Ballmer = not a visionary, just a numbers-crunching ass clown

[dbr712]

@Hunkola Don't agree with you entirely on Jobs, but Ballmer sure is a huge ass clown...

[TOMMY95215]

@dbr712 Now that my friend is because you are an Apple fanboy ;)

[dbr712]

@TOMMY95215 That might be, but no to a degree at which i overestamate peoples skills, and Steve was more than just a marketer.

[jaapaap5]

ofcourse bill did a great job - but ms never had a crisis like apple. so it was not forced to rethink it's business model.

today ms is not a cool company anymore.

[coolgogy]

omg they're gonna notice it's fake squeeze the tears out !

[concepan2099]

fake fake emotion

[SAHLISS]

Thank bill for the culture **cough that we stole**

[Mrisviz]

0:24 wtf? Steve BallVampire never changing?

[0506xoxo]

this is the first vid i see ballmer behaving properly

[Ancavge]

how much did they pay him to pretend to cry?

[temporaldisplacement]

Egged it a little, the emotion looked real to me, ballmer talking about his grandfather humanised him more than anything else I've seen, lets face it ...he's from a buisness culture; he's not gates ....no one but gates can be gates, ballmer isn't as groovy as the ceo at windows & live ....he's still kinda cool; in his own way.

[MrDemilord]

@davejoshmom1

Apple more but Microsoft comes closer to apple every month

[wakazkhn]

at 0:22 bill was so handsome... :D

[joeypesci]

Bill's idea made Steve loads of money. Because Steve wasn't a part of them first, they convinced him while in college to help out. If I remember right.

[3539223]

they wear the same closhes. they bought it 2 for 1 discount.

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

Don't share holders want Ballmer to stand down?

[joeypesci]

@Yallniggasbetrollin Appears so yes, but that's because they are stupid and just looking at the share price and it not moving. But ignoring the good Steve is doing for MS. Windows 7 etc.

[Bazuna]

Steve Jobs only cried when Samsung released the Galaxy.

[ichdertom]

@Bazuna Apple doesn't have to fear Samsung - by no means

[temporaldisplacement]

@ichdertom No ....samsung just manufacture the componants in the iPad series ...nothing for apple to sweat over. [rofl]

[rmeyer845]

I highly respect Ballmer!!!!! He Rocks

[wesscoast]

Damn.. Saw the first few words of this title....

PS. Worst roast ever.

[TheoryofTypes]

But the question still is: will he blend?!

[number7redking]

All I know is that, I'm naming my first born son Steve.

Carries a successful potential no? Wozniak, Ballmer, Jobs etc.

[zaafarj]

lol

i stil hate balmer

come back bill, microsoft needs your wisdome

[youwe4]

Wow. He has feelings :S

[MsPwain]

@youwe4 Don't mix "feelings" with "paid to do". Balmer is an exeptional liar, he would sell his mother for money.

[AirSimming]

@MsPwain Compassion is something one gets for free. But envy is something one has to earn ;)

Ballmer is as human as we all are. And working for a company like Microsoft, for 30 years, is more than just making money. It's their life and lifework. And to see Gates going for sure isn't easy.

[Silvoleon]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH BALLMERRRRR

[steelback2]

Sharing each others emotions . reinforces where we stand  as one ideal .

[studyphp]

@steelback2 stfu

[SidneyXda]

OMG how can you fools just not pick up on that obvious, rather ridiculous fake cry. Just watch how he forces himself to choke up. Im sure Bill knows ballmer is all talk..and is a solely driven by greed inside.

when one feels emotional..you can easily tell how the words become shaky, they say words with huge silences and gaps. You dont behave like dickhead if its real cry . Such a fake cry its shocking and insulting to bill. Just dont cry then you bold bastard if you have to fake it.

[kirter23]

Did Gates tear up also?

[NDSCollector]

developers

[TheWoodlink]

Fake fail

[pkmnmaster]

1:02 HE SAID DEVELOP!!!!>

[CanvaSRoNIN]

=))

[eafkuor]

@theiceman9081 a better place? wow..

[fluffeestalks]

lol what a nob

[MiguelGalit]

LOL!

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@MiguelGalit Lmfao. FAIL!

[juanroberjr1]

lol what a fake

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@juanroberjr1 Haha. Sentimental mafucker!

[SidneyXda]

@juanroberjr1 exactly! but stupid idiots believe he is really crying lol

he is forcing himself to get emotional..blinking the non existent tears out lol

[bludika]

@SidneyXda lol he sweats more than he shed a tear in this video

[JSLegoMaster]

So Bill Gates isn no more the chief of Microsoft?

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@JSLegoMaster This my laugh for the day. Where do people think up this shit?! If you that rich, why bother crying?

[ijacg4]

if u actually look at bills face right at the end he looks like hes crying 2!!

[jeroeniskoning]

Microsoft fail²

[dannyyang525]

lmao fail. but i get his message and thats the important part.

[pinko1975]

DA DA DA!

[EmperialProductions]

He's really trying to say...."Thanks Bill...... Now I'm the one in charge!"

[djdecca]

so true

[techman323]

@EmperialProductions Exactly what I was thinking.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@EmperialProductions fuck you idiot. #LOL

[mrbest20]

@EmperialProductions yea sure and your a asshole with no respect

[hardassteel]

@EmperialProductions No, this video is when Bill Gates retired from executive position in Microsoft and chief architect in 2008. Bill Gates handed over the CEO position in 2000 to Ballmer. So it is not logical to think he is crying from something that occurred 8 years prior to this video.

[yhmmot]

@EmperialProductions we're doomed

[MsApproximately]

That cry can't get faker than that.. Good act, Stevy.

[redsox10708]

That was a fake cry FAIL

[cooldiponline]

it all looks so fake...

[TwoUpWeb]

*cry* *cry* *Cry* .........DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS­!DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!DEVELOP­ERS!DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!DEVE­LOPERS!DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!D­EVELOPERS!

[xxMac4Everxx]

that crying was less believable than glen beck's crying on air and that is saying alot

[TheCousin666]

steve ballmer = the real devil

O.O

[kenllll]

lmfao such a fake cry rofl

[rfeger]

i'm dont want to sound mean or anything but at 1:24 his emotions looked so labored. Most people you can see the emotions coming on slowly, its like a build up as they hang on every word, but his seem orchestrated. something was wrong with his emotional delivery......

[chinchonchinchon]

Oh, c'mon, we allknow that Gates and Microsoft is s*[* yet these guys spent a lot of years together. Have known each other since childhood so emotions are bound to erupt.

[Balii83]

He' just a special boy you know.. :) normal emotions don't apply

[TomiresPing]

I've thought he is going to shout Developers =D

[Hal566]

is there a full version to this?

[snuhr]

lol

Ballmer throwing some compliments and Bill leaning like lazy ass cat on tree during hot summer days

[DomelBf2PL]

he achieved everything he could, he deserves it

[snuhr]

bill ?

he achievemnts are not so "he made it and he deserves it"

read history how he got money from licencing DOS then read how true Windows NT on which his empire rose actoualy was made (hint -> IBM's OS/2)

[DomelBf2PL]

Microsoft grow up thanks to Windows 3.x, not Windows NT which was not very popular, you don't know history yourself. Bill Gates is a PROGRAMMER, not businessman. He had a great deal in creating and designing early versions of Windows and that made him deserve a few "thank you" words, not some flame shit spam like you write. He left studies, he was risking very much, he made possible to have a PC in every home. Don't deny that.

[snuhr]

i deny it all

he is blackmailer he is stealer and he definately is buisnissman

[DomelBf2PL]

Jealousy and hate speak trough you. You suck.

[snuhr]

you suck yourself for denying what he did to people

[DomelBf2PL]

excuse me? its YOU who deny not me! lol how old are you -.-

[kstrehan]

Why can't all of Ballmer's speeches be this meaningful and calm, unlike his other obnoxious ones? Finally, a speech by Ballmer than I can respect!

[mo13cule]

I almost started crying when Ballsy started crying...and then he almost did monkey-boy.

It's interesting to note that while easily recognisable, Bill's appearance has changed over the years...but Ballsy's always looked the same - weird.

Unlike Ballsy's usual "DEVELOPERS!!! DEVELOPERS!!! DEVELOPERS!!!..." that speech was actually quite touching...

5 stars.

[ViciousDaveReturns]

Who knew that Ballmer had feelings? I sure didn't. Oh well. I'd rather see him crying than screaming "I love this company" at the top of his lungs at a conference.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@ViciousDaveReturns he loves the company because it's the source of his wealth. Faggot.

[mrbest20]

@ViciousDaveReturns omg shut the fuck up idiot just cause your life sucks and you cant archive a shit

[ieatwiteoutforfun]

@ViciousDaveReturns I dont blame him for screaming that. Microsoft made him a billionaire. I'd do the same thing, at least in private.

[TheArfdog]

@ViciousDaveReturns What feelings? Those were the fakest tears ever.

[sumkidd]

hes like "oh shit what am i suppose to say"

[rhoghost]

another comedy

[NeoReloaded2k6]

Bill Gates is probably like, "omg he's crying... this is awkward"!

[ikenny83uk]

i don't got anything from him.....

[MattSmith1291]

Bill's Moving to bit-tech!