2000 Time Bomb - Jesus needs your money!

[blaknoizee]

I'm clearly stuck in Windows 95. This things been trying to reboot for 12yrs.

[discernment2011]

GIFT MY ASS LOL !

[hjonpaprik]

This is ridiculously hilarious! Even more so when I realised I would probably pay double the amount right now to have the video just for gags. Jesus unt friends are always there to squeeze an extra buck out of me :P

[LEFTY397]

OP is a faggot

[DjDoxastic]

lol, retards



[TylerDowlingTv]

And yet now it's 2012 and were being dished even more end of the world bullshit

[TeenTunezUk]

how the fuck was this aired! 

[romans52345]

The World Ended on August 29, 1997, Watch Terminator 2

[brandon2003alt]

@romans52345 no the world ended on 2000

[Gdayguy36]

Just wait until next year when people will be going crazy buying survival kits for the end of the world on 12/21. Lol.

[ilovegir1246]

If the world ends up trying to end, the meteors that hit earth everyday are just going to give us little face burns. They break up while forwarding earth.

[ilovegir1246]

The only think I'm gonna be worryin' about is if I have enough egg nog to last until January of '13 (;

[giothered]

oh my god i must be a zombie with a high iq right know since the world ended 11 years ago. so any ways whos ready for round two of false "the end is here. 2012"

can't wan't for 2013

[NickReece001]

Why do they care about the money if they only have a few more days until y2k? lol its just soo dumb

[MrJinTheBest]

my mom wont buy it to me

[BrianTylerComposer]

"Phoeeoeeone... letter.. and email." So many gems in this ad. For instance, 1:00 look how it seems as though the person working the faucet affects the crazy traffic lights.

Or how insanely low this guy's voice gets at 1:19 "And Christ's glorious RETURN!"

Or how about the fact that these people are so jazzed that they think the world is coming to an end? Amazing!

[Leaveatrailoflies]

It's all about money, it's sad. If we do get "Ended" they will get their's, they will...get...their's.

[marvflowers86]

weres the video of this brodcast, i herd them say it on their t.v. show, and i sat back and laughted, 2000, i can't believe any thing religious any more, about the end of the world

[blackhawk438]

I wonder where those "experts are now"

[studioE7]

Here's a story about the world ending, the myans had a few bibles nd another tribe didn't want them to believe that stuff so they destroyed the books except a few. Those few books only had calendars, a reason why the world will not end is because y2k and the other dates never happened. What happened to the world ending a month ago? Stephen hawking had a sight about it but its not true,its just in general,noone is physic unless they know your exact information about you or someone.

[Jamez773]

lol First it was Y2K, then it was that whole 6/6/06 thing, then it was May 21st shit, now it's the 2012 myan crap. SPOILER ALERT: I know how this movie ends! We all live for another 40 years and die of old age remembering how funny all those dumb asses who spent all their money on shelters were.

[UsefulButUsless]

whats funny is real programers experts with computers where prob like wow you guys are all fking stupid lol

[littelcool]

wait if the world is going to end why the hell do they need money

or better yet a movie???

lmao

[littelcool]

OMG :P

[TheAwesomeStalkers]

Epic fail.

[jawa108]

Whats Firetrucking Hilarius is that they're selling these things. If its the end of the world what where they gonna do with the money?

[pwnstnbreath]

i bet people gave up all there money to this because they thought the world was going to die.

[MickTravisBickle]

Chuck Ohman is the real star of Jack Van Impe.  That voice, smooth as the purest Chinese silk. Makes me wet every time.

[jeremytheknight]

lol the sink stopped working because...?

[poolla2007]

Holy shit, the world ended 11 years ago... And I am stuck here... Can someone point me to the right direction please :(

[HBK344356]

@poolla2007 All i can do for you is give you a thumbs up because your comment was very clever...

[alaric63]

I knew this one old lady who ate dog food so she could give to the church.

she didn't want to give less than her more successful fellow christians.

This type of spiritual teaching is a sure fire way to miss the ticket.

Unbelievable Audacity.

Ingenious Marketing Skills.

Untold numbers of Victims.

[CLASHofTHElonders]

i like how he talks more about how to pay for it more than THE END TIMES itself

[adam10178]

wow dat was a realy quiet end so quiet dat i missed it dammmmmm

[nera789]

Haha I would buy it just to get a kick out of it. xD

Send it to someone for a gift as a joke, idk. lmao!

[Hurkettb1]

i bet he was hated when he woke up on the first of jan 2000, huh?

[isabelle7able]

omg!! i annot belive i missed it, oh well i guess we still have 2012...hahaha

[Bergred]

Did they go out of business when the Y2K disaster didn't happen? Or are the SHEEP really that stupid?

[Death2theNWO777]

these people speak half truths

truth mixed with lies...

be aware of these TV preachers...

goto the Bible yourself!!!

Peace & Love...

[Death2theNWO777]

@Death2theNWO777

the old king james version if possible

[federationcaptain]

@Death2theNWO777

You mean they speak all lies.

Just like the bible, and most other "religions".

[karanvir1555]

WTF! MAN I MISSED THE END OF THE WORLD! lmao make a 2012 dvd or something and go rob people! lol

[RainbowSix00]

what is this? fox news!?

[jackzhen123]

i bought this piece of shit, and now i want my money back damn it!!

[BradJohnProduction]

Hahahahaha!! Fucking retards.

[Chuy010100]

oh no i need a 2012 version LMAO

[SexSteakSoda]

God is all knowing, all powerful, he sees and knows everything! He just can't seem to manage money! What the fuck is up with that shit? These religious folks are off their fucking rocker. They are either incredibly smart, because religion is an obvious scam. Or they're incredibly stupid and they actually believe the bullshit coming out of their mouths.

[AthosAmo]

I used to watch that show.... The shame.

[Deadganon]

Most expects say that they computers wont roll over to 2000 and this and that will happen.... well its good to know that my tax payer money is going to these experts for a good reason and to smart people who know there stuff! .... Oh wait they arent all those...why am i paying these people? If i wanted to pay idiots, I would just go outside and pick a idiot and say heres my money. They would probably do something more useful with the money then these supposed experts anyways

[nozatoza]

Holy crap how did I miss this

[cheezbeenzriz]

It will take a week to get a copy why bother ordering??? Am I the only one who called the number?

[petvety]

lol end of the world is this going to be just like 2012???hmmmmm

[littleman684]

I feel sorry for all those people who stacked up on 10 years worth of canned food only to find that they didnt need to hide in their bunkers.

[zee339]

2012 = Y2K

[k4n399]

fuck its chuck ohhh mannn!!!!

[maltalife]

only 24.95 wooooooooot

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

IN Y2K TRAFFIC LIGHTS BLIIIIIIINK GIVE JESUS MONEYZ!

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

it sold 4 copies! jesus is srs bsns!!1111

[azniswwe]

this is so fake

[SimplisticSalvatioNI]

....

[hootiemack]

$24.95 "Donation"

[livingwaterrevivals]

@hootiemack Yea, I always wondered why if their information is "VERY IMPORTANT," and they really cared about getting this information to the people, why they charge. I wish people could see through this stuff. And I am a Christian!

[hunterdowneyjr]

Thats How I Feel.... Im done living in fear of these fear mongerers.....

[hunterdowneyjr]

and I am also a Christian :)

[rocky29935]

wow..... wow wonder how many people called at 12:01 on December 31 1999 wanting a refund.

[happycamper72397]

@rocky29935 totally

[razorkick4321]

Wow..........Video.

[Eternalsummersong]

..."Snort".......Hahahahahahah­ahahahahaha!!!! I bet they felt like asses!!!!

[Kan2209]

And what tha fuck will you do with an info pack when no amount of info will save this fucking planet?

They should just say that give us all your money, because you will all die soon.

[Kan2209]

Hope someone sued em.

[k3ytech]

The world ended in 2000 and in 2006, so what makes people think 2012 will be any different?

[AMZOD]

This emergency VHS that you ABSOLUTELY NEED TO HAVE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE can be yours for the small fee of 24.95!

[lucashp550]

I cant get it on DVD?

oh...

[Masterelitez]

2010 will happen, its been proved by scientists...apparently y2k was also proved by scientists.... So the only thing we do is wait and find out.

[UberUberLegend91]

@Masterelitez *Citation needed*

[MrYousoslick]

If the world was saposed to end in 2010 it would of because there was bc and ad after jesus died it started over we could be in year 5002 for all i know

[EaZyProduktions]

I don't think the world would have ended back then, and i don't think it will end in 2012. I'm not sure and i don't care but,I think it might end in 6/6/6666.LoL I bet Y2K was for the government to make people keep Collecting water and food just giving them money and raising bills higher.

[IAmPistonHondo]

2012 And Y2K Are Fake Shit The World Is Never Gonna End Maybe In 9999 Though......

[ErikGunshot]

Im gonna call them and say im from the future

[sardonicbynature]

1999 saw the advent of irrationality and delusion.

[thebulkman8]

this never happened

[mercedesyay]

what would happen if you called that number? :)

[meesasquall]

funny thing is, in the video they dont sound too concerned...

[Xaythonn]

hey pastfags how'd that y2k thing turn out??? gullible assholes!

[p33cefora11]

wow! that just goes to show you how corrupt and money-grubbing people are! they even took advantage of the Bible!!

feels great tto be writing this all on my COMPUTER that was suppose to go out 10 YEARS ago!!! xD

[BSmenot]

are you hiding your horns under your brilcream do???

[bulchit48]

yeah now its 2012, what won't happen that will end the world then?

[uberhaxor69]

how funny would it of been to order this video on januray 2nd 2000? XD XD

[LoveAddictREmix]

Fail. No Epic Fail!

[sasanar415223]

wow im dead i didnt know wow it turned out well didnt it?

[distortedhumans]

TJ: You can only serve one master the spirit our mammon.

all this evil liers serve mammon

Wake up the truth is out there Isaiah 7:14 the name of the real prophet read the book Talmud JMMANUEL

Learn how all cults religions are false

peace

[1w72st]

We care about saving you so much that we're going to make you pay $30.00 to tell you how to survive. The rest of you can go to hell!

[meesasquall]

@1w72st

yeah,

death to all the people who dont have vcrs!!!!

[robotman5]

now its about 2012

[bobseyeview21]

People think that about 2012 now.

[DRiPPz6800]

atheism is freedom

[Drzeaius]

couldnt have said it better myself, fucking nut jobs will always encourage the coming of christ.

[googlexxxxxxx]

"Ignorance is the foundation of atheism, and freethinking the cure of it"

- Anthony Collins

[MegaGod2]

!scandal! just like every time something bad happens they make it look like it has something to do with the bible and make money off of old people and religious zealots well that theory is the shit unless your the one making the money

[billglenn10]

Was the video available on both VHS and Beta?!?!?!

[atmitch95]

The funny thing is they're still on TV!

[TheBrazillianAtheist]

Where is your jesus now bitch?

[TheBrazillianAtheist]

WOW THE END OF THE WORLD!!! And I missed it?

[kinkykgb]

what a bunch of bullshit

[swifton1]

evil bastards church is a rip off

[longfootbuddy]

2012!!!

[hamburgerbob321]

myans are full of bull shit

[jtbowman132]

so.....uhm an EMP was gonna hit on....uhm 1/1/200?

lmao

[ItsGriffin]

Why would they charge $24.95 or any money at all if the money would be useless in less than a week anyway? Last time I checked God doesnt take bribes...

[2k6lilsam92k6]

Arseholes in the corrupt media

[TheRiggyRiggs]

"this video has broke all the records" HA!

[2k6lilsam92k6]

Most lies in one video message lol

[TheIndianmango]

assholes

[Deminski2]

So Speaks Nostradumbass

[jenaud99]

Um, if the world is ending and Jesus is coming back, then what difference will some hokey video make to anybody? None, except to enrich the back accounts of manipulators and liars like these people... in retrospect this is hilarious though! I'd like people who are all wrapped up in consipracy theories to watch this, because the sky isn't falling now any more than it did for Y2K. Hahaha!! Thanks for posting this gem. :)

[wat7771]

lol laugh now but just u wait unitl the year 200... oh shit wait how do i get my money back

[higherness]

can someone upload that VHS?

[lt1eg6]

We were crazy buggers in 1999, and damn did we dress badly!

[Kev50027]

Christians... they're good for laughing at while we all celebrate the birth of their savior... Aw shucks, they're so pathetic you almost want to be one. If I'm Catholic will God strike me down for this comment?

[TheDeathtwinkie]

Another thing. Yes, people freak out and think the world is ending, and dates come and go. But one of these times, it's going to be true. So don't discount anything just because it never happened before. Just use common sense, get the facts, and just don't be afraid to be prepared. Because, yes, one of these times....it's going to happen. Everything, always, comes to an end.

[smithjustinn]

@TheDeathtwinkie the chances of the world ending in our lifetime is pretty much zero so unless some meteor or world war breaks out I'll just ignore all these snake oil salesmen.

[TheDeathtwinkie]

funny. Now 2012 is different because of one reason. I'm not talking about Mayans or any of that. Just because the sun is REALLY going to go into increased solar activity/solar flares etc. I'm not saying we're going to die, but it MIGHT knock out power grids for a couple months. We simply don't know. Just prior to the end of 2012, stock up on water and canned goods because you might be living without power for a bit in some parts of the country

[JayGun76]

Fail

[cicciocardullo]

ahaha

[Ibackagain99pi]

will this happen 4 rael

[celshader]

Reminds of how people like Glen Beck are selling fear now and advertising Gold. Creating a bubble in the Gold price.

[raskaskorasmas]

XD is this a joke?

[Wormtail81]

No lol

[Akujitsu]

LOL and the funny thing is, for 2012, people are "saying never before has a date been so significant." Listen to 0:55 to 1:03 Yeah.. right. Its all fucking propaganda. That's why I don't believe this kinda bullshit.

[DJBosh219]

the bible says no human will know when the world ends

[SLEEPy2k16]

where can i purchase this video?

[bxchicano]

Fuck retarded religious assholes and their endtime predictions. Now its 2012 and they are still waiting for Jesus :D

[KillTheScene]

you all didnt believe in y2k... little do you know we are all already dead.

[VelvetRope1992]

LOL this is to funny XD

[JoplinFreethinkers]

LOL

[ChasingSatanAway]

rex centipede? who's that?

[1TheTruthChannel1]

jack is good when it comes to Bible prophecy but he's gotta stay away from date predicting lol.

[mfby2k]

what a fucking vedio

[RealityGameWorld]

well if it did crash we would not be seeing it on the computer right now

well never happend 2000 they will have to wait till year 3000 now lol

[BishopHatto]

| wonder how that Y2K thing turned out.

LOL

[ptica11]

:))

[alucard8881]

lol someone should try to order it now

[urizani]

"Most experts agree they will not"

[opragorm]

$24.95 for a pile of crap...

[ptica11]

can u believe that this retard is still on tv and retards r still buying his videos with new and improved predictions i think now its yr 2012?

[ChasingSatanAway]

What is his name?

[brent8692]

this and 6/6/06 is the reason why i dont beleive 2012...

[Ltbird]

The real reason you shouldn't believe it is because it's based on a moron's interpretation of the myan calender.

[liquidpele]

@brent8692 .... THAT's the reason?  sigh.

[appleman1324]

@brent8692 and 1881(crazy settler), 1910(haleys comet), 1914 (jehovah witness) , 1917(russia), 1953 (pyramid), 1967 (jew), 1973 (comet random), 1982 (alignment of planets sound familiar...?), 1984 (orwell), 1988 (christ return/barcode satanic shit), 1992 (7 years of tribulation before 2000), 1995 (jehovah witnesses again), 1997 (nostradomus), 1998 (israel), 2000 (y2k)

are all reasons why i dont believe 2012, thats just a few, there are at least 220 DATES to the end or the world!! XD

[mustafababababa]

@appleman1324 lol now there is new show on history called the nostradomus effect lol what a nice way to get rich of off stupid people....

[appleman1324]

@mustafababababa Ya, there are at least 300 prophecies made over the past 1000 years and more than half of the prophecies were made in the 20th century.

2012 as the end is just another gimmick to catch people's attention.

One funny thing to point out is that people respected and researched Nostradomus's theories AFTER the events happened, and one thing about people is that they always misunderstand Nostra. So they want to believe he predicted all this stupid ass shit

[EyEnOtgAy]

i hope 2012 happens and kills all these fucking assholes lol

[Talic3]

I should buy this video on youtube to laugh my ass off at it. The same thing will happen with 2012 and future dates.

[MBurg2007]

wow your cool, NOT

[autumncathedral]

Oh no! I have to order this...hey, wait, that was nine years ago.....lmao

[k6dozia]

well... guess they were wrong

[foofightersrox]

to olivia4058, Dude your fucking stupid, how would anything bad happen in the first place? all that happend was the computers changed there fucking digits up one...

[mazooooney]

thats Christians making money off of "THE END". what if it was y2k real and what wold the money do for them ? thats ho christian like that lie to make money

[pdxtom]

There is no wiggle room for someone claiming to be acting as a prophet of God, Their predictions either come to pass or they do not: If they do not then that person is defined in Bible terms as a false prophet.

[olivia4058]

People don't mind supporting their local bar or adult bookstore. People don't mind supporting their local convenient store or liquor store. Why's it sad for anyone to support God? Jack Van Impe or any other Truth-filled ministry needs as much help getting the Truth out as some greedy ridiculous promoter of alcohol and drugs. My hat is off to the good people of the world who try to make the world a better place. Your video is disgusting. Jesus stands 4 salvation, which mean True hope for all.

[smsavage32]

olivia: "...Jack Van Impe or any other Truth-filled ministry... "

Truth like... uh... the world is going to end Jan 1st 2000!

Ok. so we know understand what you consider to be true. And what else do you consider to be true?

[GetMagnet]

Caqn Religion do anything without scare tactics?

[89murmur]

Ahh, those were the days...and to think people had shelters like during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

[MeLikeyTacos]

during the Y2K heyday I once saw a CUTTING BOARD, which is a piece of PLASTIC...advertised as being Y2K compliant. all I could do was just laugh at all the idiocy during those last few months of 1999.

[BeautifulTULIP]

I gotta get my copy of this tape, i think the world might end... what? that was 8 years ago.

[olivia4058]

You have got to be kidding.  Jack Van Impe is telling the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth. If you'd stop your nonsense long enough to learn, then you get to the facts. I'm sorry you're so quick to condemn another, when you don't know what's going on..

[Hoodyrulez]

u do kno that its the yr 2009 do u....u got schizophrenia dont u????

[olivia4058]

hoody - Noah warned the world before the flood, but they did'nt listen. Until the flood, it had never rained. People mocked him until it was too late. The Ark was shut up and the world was flooded. People should be warned of possible events that could trigger a one world government, a one world religion & a one world currency ruled over by one leader, the antichrist, (the embodiment of satan) who will make Hitler look like a good guy. Watch for the New World Order, One Currency & Leader.

[Hoodyrulez]

since when wuz the entire world flooded

i dont ever recal my town or any where ive been getting flooded

u high???

[olivia4058]

hoody - You might not remember it, since it happened around 4000 years ago.

[josh2089]

thts a story

[djmasterjay89]

lol ya smell that i smell bullshitt those two ppl should get a beat down

[fliponcrack]

y2k was started by high school nerds who needed to get laid.