Weeds - Shanes Rap Song

[SlippyG19]

love this song! Only started watching weeds now recently



[offensivegnome3]

weeds is the best show ever

[Gerald45]

lol .. this was when the show was funny

[IvoPiano2]

@Gerald45

I just started watching it online and I'm at the end of season 1. What I love is how satirical and funny it is in spite of serious material... are you saying that the season after season they show is going to become a sort of New York Police Department without the humor?

[Gerald45]

@IvoPiano2 It was amazing till it got to the 3rd season, DO NOT WATCH PAST THE 3rd season it will ruin it broski....

[krishubert95]

wow he grew up like a shit load...

[mzml94]

I have rage in me :)

[makedaevilmage]

haha love that thing in the background that says ''Kill'' xD

[richardp14]

my name is shane

i bring the pain

up from the streets of agrestic

bich

you dont wana sweat this

i cap any mother fucker

you dont wana test this

BEOTCH

[xllaauurrreennxo]

I've got rage in me

[cash453]

This makes my whole day.

[Rayan013wollaaah]

@cash453 iam sorry than you have no life

[cash453]

@Rayan013wollaaah

I was being sarcastic .

[Rayan013wollaaah]

@cash453 oke i understand its funny but not that funny that it made your day

i laughed my ass off when she said i hate to break it to yuio but you are a bitch ass white boy

[cash453]

@Rayan013wollaaah I said I was being sarcastic...... -_____-

[Rayan013wollaaah]

@cash453 kidding :P

[Rayan013wollaaah]

@Rayan013wollaaah

i know but i was just expalenin bitch ass white boy/ bitch ass black boy

[fastfeet66]

Yup pulling the dad dead thing always gets them!

[MrChr1st0pher1]

lol he said bitch you don't wanna sweat this. smh Shane had spit though.

[Basmati93]

"Yeah.... that's it... I just wanna fit in........ Can I go now?"

Haha, love his way of being sarcastic : D

[Lickazi99]

I got rage in me. 

[bestredheadalive86]

i love this show i watch it faithfully...im addicted!

[BieberzLoveInYhu]

thats cuz there a bunch of bitch ass white boys..... LMFAO !!

[cooldonkeyfish]

Why have I never seen this show?

[MrGrinch411]

@cooldonkeyfish -you really need to watch it

[jbergs22]

I just picture Nemo saying this and it makes it even better.

[Shaagaah]

@jbergs22 OMGEEE!!! It's true! He's the kid that did Nemo's voice x)

[FohawkHawtie]

Hate to break this to you, but you're also a bitch-ass white boy.

".....Whatever"

LMAO

[girlyoucraycray]

Hate to break this to you, but you're also a bitch-ass white boy.

[TheOfficialG0d]

@girlyoucraycray r u fucking kidding me? he killed someone, he lost hs virginity at 13, he threatened 2 people out of his house with a knife the writers need to go bak and change this some how..

[IvoPiano2]

@TheOfficialG0d

you listed losing his verginity with the other criminal and violent stuff as if they were similar but I have yet to see any evidence that sex is something to lump together with crimes and killing as if it automatically made people less gentle and aged kids making them cynical and tough.... quite the opposite, sex if nothing makes people less aggressive and more in tune with their feelings

[TheOfficialG0d]

@IvoPiano2 cuz that means he gets ass and u really wrote a paragraph about it...

[rockindoodcm]

there's nemo

[amberlennae]

its funny because he ends up capping a mother fucker

[Personaforever]

@amberlennae

No he doesn't.

[feedthekitty23]

shane is so adorable. wish he was still this cute :)

[lulububble100]

I love shane :)

[27andkickinit]

lol I love this show mannn when she was reading shane rap I was cracking up soooo hard

[sportsbabexox]

I'm gonna marry him.

[lovetosplash]

8 people are bitch ass white boys!

[badmayne]

"my therapists says im just acting out cause my dad's dead" "you may go"

Well played Shane!

[GordonGraphic86]

He did cap a motherfucker 4 years later

[loveablemeggy]

@GordonGraphic86 well more like hitting her with a malet.but yes!

[TheMrtanners]

@GordonGraphic86 he popped a bitch...THWACK

[GordonGraphic86]

the 1st sign that he was going to kill someone

[sxdarknessxs]

"i hate to break it to ya, but you are also a "bitch ass white boy"

[coralmeredith]

@sxdarknessxs how come ur like the only person that commented on that? thats like the best moment in the episode!!!!!

[sxdarknessxs]

@coralmeredith lol right? thats what i was thinkin! lol

[J11onster]

7 people are bitch ass white boys

[officialNickL]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH too jokes!!!

[herbgardner420]

Damn you for disabling embedding! But thanks for posting it :)

[qmwneb5]

WORD

[Bielak999]

I'm not gonna cap any motherfuckers ... <: (

[Fromann99]

Eminem is better. Even though he doesn't cap mother fuckers.

[stankykush7]

DUDE KILLED THIS BEAT!

KID REPPIN THE 317 FREESTYLES,GOT SOME DOPE OFF THE DOME SHIT!check my profile

[Kryptonian250]

Shane can rap better than Justin Bieber.

[NyKilla221]

Shanes a thug.

[NotTooComplicated]

You're also a bitch ass white-boy.. "whatever, I don't care" lmfao ... mannnnn this is some good shit

[musicismylife1211]

what season & episode is this from



[summercool3]

@musicismylife1211 season 1 episode 5

[disgrl4]

lmao @ "I cap any motherfucker, you don't wanna test this"

[workingman321]

Pretty soon kids are going to say, I wanna go to a black school where it is safe.

[rotx3]

I'm not going to cap any mother fuckers.

[mohab18]

@rotx3

he def capped one wit ha MALLET LOOOOOOL

[blacksabbath987123]

beyotch. i got rage in me. this is my way of venting.

[Kryptonian250]

Did they plan this far ahead for Shane to be a badass mofo because Shane clubbed a bitch but he hasn't capped a motherfucker...yet.

[Ani0227]

i'd hate to break this to you but you are a bitch ass white boy!! lolz classic!

[xlaurenxify]

fuck fuck your mother int he ass with a screw driver hahahahaha

[nutmeg42]

am I going blind or is this clip out of focus?

[FL4VIN4TOR]

lol " i hate to breack it to you but ur also a bitch ass white boy.."

[lilykep]

I hate to break this to you but you are also a bitch ass white boy.

[SPDcru]

he's so cute~

[cosmogirl0]

wow i never realized how far back they planned for his personality to naturally be this way

[angelinaetcetera]

beautiful soul

[KiaGKia911]

I <3 WEEDS! Shane is my fav character on the show!

[83Mysterio]

@KiaGKia911 Yeah he´s such a killer :P

[longtrader782]

he is not going to "cap any motherfuckers" but he will when he is a little older hit one over the head with a mallet and kill someone that way (that's in season 5)

[amparolovesJobros]

@longtrader782 I thought that was season 6 o_o

[greenchola]

LOL, I ♥ WEEDS!

[babyloves286]

Lol she called him a bitch ass white boy!!

lol,"I'm not gonna cap any mother-fuckers."

[the1bees3knees]

i love how the teacher calls him a bitch ass white boy

[ipimees]

0:10

Look at the gravestones,one of them says mom.

Daaaark...

[bollocks2who]

I GOT RAGE IN ME!! LMAO!!

[CheifyX]

BITCH ASS WHITE BOY

[scRaTcHvsWU]

I'm not cap any mutherfuckers. lol!

[TheMurdamat716]

check out murdamat..pleeeaase hes dope..no em but still sick as shit

[kalokelok]

you're also a bitch ass white boy... whatev.. HGAHAH

[kitchbaby101]

LOL

that's because theyre some bitch ass white boys

[sxcboii691]

LOL THIS IS FUNNYYYY

[gaychristiandude]

its episode 5 of season one.....lude awakening

[tonygmilan7]

"im not gonna cap any motherfuckers"

LMAO!

[TheCreeperKid]

Haha, that Principal is awesome. "Your also a bitch ass white boy."

[DemonDante77]

did his principal really just call shane a bitch ass white boy?

[Tacotaco909]

which episode is this

[MonacoBlast]

I'm black and you white boys just don't get it. We're just scared and you be making it worse. We fin to be whakin you when you ain lookin. I ain supposed to say it but i is. You just be the craziest. word.

[ronstero]

@MonacoBlast dude, didn't you hear? black people are lame now, so is misspelling

[MonacoBlast]

@ronstero Is this where we say things to each other that we would never dare say face to face?

[ronstero]

@MonacoBlast no i dont think so, i would still say that to you - i didnt say anything that much out of the line really..

oh and congrats - you spelled everything correctly!

[MonacoBlast]

@ronstero Jesus, you're not even creative.

[ronstero]

@MonacoBlast so misspelling is now being creative?

[TickleMyPickle4]

lmao

[rocker816]

i LOVE how the arguement immediately ends after he says my dad's deadlmao

[brezb08]

I hate to break this to you, but you're also a bitch ass white boy.

[djmojo69]

i got rage in me

[joannexxify]

ha thats so funny x

[joannexxify]

aww x x

[lesleytjuh]

U GOT ROLLED

[L1U2C3Y]

Ha I love the character of Shane.

[chickenlover01]

Hahahaha.

[queenme595]

im not gonna cap any motherfuckers

[cory640]

Really, this brought me close to tears I thought it was so funny, I always miss the good shows.

[cory640]

Where can I watch this show its hilarious!

[MythicalDragonEyes]

on ET [idk which channel] monday nights at 10 pm

[lilwizzle69]

lol Bitch ass white boy

[LeonRussellisGod]

Aye! Mer Putos, Mejor que se vayam antes que me los chinge en el culo, con este cuchillo. -Shane Botwin

[Miyuri687]

Every 1 hated shane around this time thought he was weird i related to him and his been my fav ever since day 1

[JuanPapaNicolao]

seasons 2 ,3 and 4 ROCK

[ceslovas5555]

season 1-2-3 rock 4 sucks :( but weeds is best movie

[okpapereat]

they had a weeds movie?

[ceslovas5555]

@okpapereat  na just tv series i called it movie, big deal

[Masterl83]

My name is Shane

I bring the pain

Up from the streets of Agrestic

Bitch, you dont wanna sweat this

I cap any motherfucker

You dont wanna test this

Bee-yotch !!!

[danieljg1995]

man this show looks funny the only show i watch on showtime is dexter

[bloodjunkee]

yeah its good tv, but very far from reality...there one episode were they realize this kids been spending time jerkin off to nude pics of his mother and some of the grow set ups ive seen on there were hilarious.

[15CenterMass]

haha Your also a bitch ass white boy...

also did anyone notice that shit behind her that says "KiLL"?

[darkscilence]

hahahahahhaha white kid gets pwned

[Suryan07]

Shane has turned into a righteous bad ass! cant wait for the next season.

[DonVares]

yeah he overpassed silos and he is the total bad ass and he might be the main character on season 6, if there is a season 6 i cant wait

[camisrad13]

im not gonna cap any mother fuckers

[06chrissy07]

which season and episode is this i wanna watchit in german

[herbgardner420]

This is from season 1 episode 5. I've just started watching it and am hooked! LOVE IT! I don't know about in German though...

[adamshiftyelso]

shane is awesome. better than the crazy antics doug or andy get up to. man its weird watching the older ones where he sounds like his balls havent dropped yet

[dillonzigin]

I miss agrestic

[MayhemII]

Both of them have been in Freaks and Geeks! Minor roles but still!

[hiramewastaken]

That principal was Tess's secretary at the end of "Working Girl." Nice to see her again.

[brownjewel19]

LOL oh man Shane is the best

[lynskeylover77]

don't forget the was fucking Nemo

[hoperisnear]

haha iv love shane

yah thts it....i jst wana fit in....can i go now?

im nt gana cap any mother fuckers

caus my therapist says im jst acting out caus my dads dead

[jazziebelle08]

oh wow i have been watching this show since it started I totally forgot about "strange" Botwin... Shane has come so far since then thats so funny

[AnUglyAmerican]

haha, you're a also a bitch ass white boy...I am not going to cap any mother fucker LMFAO

[giigii]

WHAHAHAHAH xD BITCH ASS WHITE BOYS XD

[thebutcher559]

@giigii bitch ass white boys will stab a nigger

[gosciu555]

B...?

BIATCH!

[ShooTbigBoot]

thats bcause thier a bunch of bitch ass white boys lol

[AshyyAndSnowy]

omg, rofl.

[Miyuri687]

venting lol bitchass white bose i got rage in me ill cap any motherfucker I love shane man

[NeoPiccolo]

i got rage in me

LOL

[ohkfilms]

My name is Shane I bring the pain up from the streets of Agrestic bitch you dont wanna sweat this I cap any motherfucker you dont want to test this biatch.

[Jaydenrad]

Ommgggg, is this show only on Showtime? :(

[Jaydenrad]

Yeah, I use that site. XD

Except now on season 4 they're are megavideos. >_>

[NewWorld0dor]

It's also on showcase, and possibly other stations.

You will see it first on showtime, though.

[DarkEnergy103]

Best rap song EVER.

"You are also a bitch ass white boy"

Weeds and Shane are AWESOME!

[snookumkitty]

lol cap any mother fuckers

[drunkdenny]

my name is shane i bring the pain up from the streets of agrestic. Bitch you dont wanna sweat this, i cap any mother fucker , you dont wanna test this. biii! BIAATCH! thats the Rhyme!!!

[123beatDOWN]

Holy fucking shit.

I love this show XD

Lmfao.

Shane<3

[Wyrmwood2012]

"I'm not gonna cap any motherfuckers."

LMFAO

[blueplyr13]

I can't believe he can swaree on ths show.

[dogma1316]

"I have rage in me, this is how I vent... "

LOL

[mskjersey]

Best quote ever: " I hate to admit it to you but your also a bitch ass white boy".LMAO

[32175622]

i cant watch this video

lets chat EU

[InsaneOo]

lol omg give that kid an oscar!! Hilarious.

[greeneyednad]

"Yeah,that's it.I just wanna fit in.Can I go now??"

haha,lol

my fav part

[mapleleaf65]

HAHAHA!!!  I love Shane. He's the coolest character next to Andy and Doug...wait...what is my favorite character???

[Eeeeeeediot]

i agree, haha doug and andy are both great..i also liked kat or however u spell it

[Nightwarden28]

rofl

[1JustBreathe]

such an amazing show

[t4ll3y]

I got rage in me.

[chrisbrown9207]

ha ha this is really funny!!! lol!!

[gofamilyguy98]

hahaha bitach, cap any motha fuckaz

[bryanvetrone]

why do people feel the need to quote what the just watched.

I was there, I don't need you to repeat it, thanks.