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  • Damn I have no clue what Canadian politics are all about

  • quebecistan

  • among the differences about quebecois did you say eat poutine or eat pussy?? lol!

  • I agree with @HelenWheelsWheels down there. This is still the funniest thing EVER. In addition to being fucking funny, it portrays Canadian politics perfectly. Whenever someone doesn't know who to vote for, I send them this link LOL.

  • Oh my god this is still the funniest thing ever

    Everything is so hilarious NEVER TAKE THIS DOWN

  • 53 people are liberals and bloc quebecois bout time the voters actually made a good decision no votes fr the liberals fuck the bloc NDP on the rise and a Harper majority, nothing wrong with that

  • Proud to be a Canadian, thank the lord for a harper majority

  • MAJORITY RULES FOR TORIES! YEESSSSSS!!!!

  • lol I love my country.

    Funny as heeeeeeeeeell.

    Stephen Harper killed it

  • My Prime Minister doesn't pay for handjobs from illegal immigrants. Just sayin'!

  • That was funny (which, by the way, was what it was INTENDED to be)

    rofl

    Good job!

  • gO AHEAD GIVE US ANOTHER MINORITY GOVERNMENT. JUST DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MONEY IT COSTS. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOT LEARNED ANYTHING THIS COUNTRY DID NOT GO BROKE LIKE THE REST OF THE DAM WORLD DID IT. THE VALUE OF YOUR HOUSE DIDN'T DROP DOWN AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN SELL IT FOR WHAT IT WAS WORTH "DID IT" AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I STILL HAD MONEY TO BUY GROCERIES AND FEED MY FAMILY. WHAT'S ANOTHER ELECTION IN TWO YEARS OR - IF YOU ARE LUCKY, HOW ABOUT NEXT YEAR. YA BUNCH OF STUPID MORONS.

  • @1947lindsey You know who else is giving us a minority government? People voting Liberal or NDP. Great logic there, kiddo.

  • Fuck Queerbec !!

    Great Video !!

  • @Sixpak666666 why

  • Fuck Queerbec !!

  • You know you may all be unthinkably stupid and close minded simpletons...but at least you're sure of yourselves. I can't hold that much against you.

    As silly and pathetically biased as this video was, your impersonations of the 3 other party leaders are pretty hilarious.

  • Go Harper!!!!!

  • the liberals want to give new immigrants that are retired a full pension - how is that fair? when your parents have been contributing to the CPP or the QPP for years The NDP on the other hand literally think money grows on trees - there is a reason why the conservatives don't tax companies that much - to keep their businesses in Canada and provide everyone jobs. the NDPs would tax them like crazy and then they would all dip to the other countries.

  • The Conservatives have had a minority the last election, it's true. They have governed as if they had a majority, though. Consider the Paul Martin Liberals. If anyone should have been turfed for being in contempt of Parliment, it was them. Remember the Gun Registry ?. Support it or not, saying it was only going to cost $2 million, when it cost over $2 billion, was criminal. Who remembers Adscam ?. Also, the economy in Canada is the best in the G8. Do you really want to risk an NDP government ?

  • THIS IS TERRIFIC!!!!!

  • Awesome job! I'm a Conservative supporter and loved it....thanks for the laffs.

  • And fuck my iPhone for turning NDP into NFL!

  • Fuck the NFL. Their only doing well because Jack Layton was funny during the debate and he is making all these fake promises. Plus, if u put an E at the front of his name, no one would vote for him. Fuck EJACK LAYTON

  • Funnier than Anything on the CBC....

  • fuckin eat poutine and drink labatt 50. hahahhaaha

  • You forgot:

    "We the Lieberals, promise to get rid of the GST if we're elected....."

  • ROL Awsome vid :), just go's to show you what we Canadians think of our govermment , there all full of S*** . lol

    SKK.

  • ...and fucking vote for us calisse thank you.... LOL LOL

  • LOL...that's an awesome improved version :D ....the Duceppe part is my favorite.

    Duceppe va se faire foutre dehors à cette prochaine élection....et le bloc doit absolument disparaitre!....point final!

  • That's awesome....congrats on this improved version :D

    Duceppe, vas te faire foutre....ce foutu parti de m*"/$%?% devrait disparaitre tout simplement!!

  • people need to pay attention to what taliban jacks actual platform is--- you think your taxes are high now? just wait.

  • I know the below posts will fall on deaf ears.. and I'll probably get a SHUT THE FUCK UP.. lol.. but at least I tried to educate those brainwashed by the right wing propaganda machine. And let's be clear.. I'm not saying there's any easy answer.. I'm just saying.. if you actually do your homework the writing is on the wall about Harper. But if you decide to vote for him, that's democrazy, power to you, just say goodbye to the middle class, among other things.... so sad.

  • But for those of you actually interested in thinking...

    An important item in going though the 08 recession was the Canadian Banks stability. Our banks have been stable for many years prior to Harper. An important item that took place in the late 90’s was not allowing Canadian banks to merge, which has lead to their present stability. Thank Chretien and Martin, not Harper.

    An item that Harper does not talk about is our high unemployment. It is over 8% compared to 5% less than 3 years ago.

  • The main driver of our present economy is commodities, iron ore, nickel, coal, etc. These items were in the ground long before Harper was born and the only people responsible for the commodity boom are the users which are mainly China and India.

    The size of the Federal Government has expanded by 20 to 30% since Harper took control. This basically another way of inflating the economy. Remember that Harper is a Conservative which generally stands for less government, but not so with Harper.

  • Harper’s “claim to fame” is the economy, as that is all he talks about. A few points to consider.

    Harper inflated the economy to arrive at a $ 55 Billion deficit, the largest deficit in Canadian history. Inflating pumps up the economy in the short term but to eliminate the deficit will cause economic pain. Remember that Harper inherited a government that was in surplus from the Chretien days.

  • HAHAHAH...The man in the mustache is gaining more support...from the quebec people...finally no liberal opposition...maybe we'll get something done. Bloc suck my c@$% and NDP?!?! f@$% me. PC needs a handful more votes to get majority to stop these redundant elections. Do they really think we've changed our minds?

  • Absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!

  • i can see u are voting conservative

    

  • You guys who support Harper and his boys should read Lawrence Martin's "Harperland" (or listen to if on audio from Post Hypnotic Press). Martin gives a really fair and balanced picture of Harper through interviews with Harper's friends and colleagues. It may surprise you. Whatever you think of Martin's book, you're sure to gain a new appreciation of the man and the politician.

  • @PostHypnoticPress I don't think these guys can read...

  • good parodies except the harper one. Should have said "I'm steven harper, I want to control everyone's life like I control all the MPs, and make sure that I spend as little as possible on those jets so my corporate tax cuts for my buddies can take canadian tax money to pay corporate salaries in the US. I pretend Im a christian so I can get the stupid evangelical vote, but really I want a Harper canada, in fact, I'm going to change the name of canada to Harper." That would be better satire.

  • conservitives and harper suck.... suck many balls.

  • If this video is to be taken seriously, then it makes a mockery of our federal political institution (presently, it does not need help in that regard). If this video is to be taken as a joke/parody, it has some clever lines in it.

  • "Dear english pigdog Canada....Quebec is a hindependent country..."  LMAO

  • lmfao @ Bloc Quebecois

  • And btw ottawagh0st, if your political views are reflected by this video, I'd like to give u a thumbs up because you're conservative and this video is absolute fucking gold! you are my hero man!

  • lmfao elections are such good material for jokes :)

  • Just voted =)

  • Love it!!! Behind every joke is an element of truth. lol.

  • @LarsHarryBalz ya and Harper has billions disappearing also if you want 3 names that can beat your selections bennot who sent canada into its worse depression kim Campbell who couldent get anything right also brian mulroney and if i were to tell you all he did wrong well it wouldent fit on the page and harper is running this country like he owns it so can you explain why hes kicking people out of rally's in a free countrys and the G20 summit and the budget were did all that money go 

  • ALL POLITICIANS ARE LIARS!

    

  • @LarsHarryBalz guess sarcasm doesn't come out too well on youtube.

  • Oh say can you seeeeeeee Vote Harper... if thats your national anthem.

    Screw You! Im Canadian... Not a Sheeple!

  • Oh say can you seeeeeeee Vote Harper... if thats your national anthem.

    The the world for a LOOP, Vote Geen.

  • When are Canadians gonna wake up and see the scandalous conduct of the Liberal Party. Never mind Jack who promises the world knowing full well he will never have to deliver

    

  • @1212jnjn12 Beautifully stated!

  • It was also the Libs who squandered the wealth created by the GST and free trade agreements through a dozen years of Chretien / Martin led liberal squander,Now they are the opposition and they whine about education and health care , because all they do is Pander to the public whipping boys, no thought to paying down the debt to reduce the interest payments so that all of those programs could be funded with a surplus to boot. on any of it .

  • entertaining, kind of pathetic , but entertaining. More pathetic is the liberal rants, Everyone forgets about the "Missing Liberal Billions, how the F### do you lose billions. While they whine about the "New Jets, and accuse the Blue of being war mongers , it was the liberals who spent billions on the F18 Purchase, it was also the liberals who spent 100's of millions buying used Subs from the british that Auto Combusted half way across the Atlantic ocean almost killing our Armed Forces Youth.

  • Best laugh I had all day!! Vote blue!!

  • I don't trust any of them and partisan politics is what is ruining this country.But considering the choices i am afraid Harper has my vote

  • Jack has a brilliant future in theater and illusion

  • Oh, amazing job on the dub by the way. Absolutely hilarious. Do you have more dubs?

  • All politicians are MORONS. ALL OF THEM. We need to privatize the government.

  • where's Elizabeth May at?

  • It's a good thing the other three parties are there to keep that constant election threat alive and keep Harper on his leash. If he'd had a free hand to Bush-ize the country the way he wants to we'd be in worse mess than we are now.

  • Nice voice-over. Now that's funny right there.

  • Definition of an NDPer: Someone who has nothing and wants to share it with everyone.

  • Conservatives are retards its funny they almost got kicked out of office 2 times for hiding money so ya have a goverment that steals money from the public gives to the rich and ya yets fuck this country up more

  • @8kloostb... Have you met Mr. Chretien?? sounds familiar eh?? go educate yourself please!

  • @8kloostb wow...that sounded incredibly intelligent.

  • @8kloostb Fuck you! Chretien was an inbred french asshole, Lieberals royally fucked this country up starting with TURDO then you have separatists, those fucks should be hung for treason and NDP? FUCKING MORONS WHO FLIP FLOP and betrays their constituents. At least Harper tried to give Canadians PRIVATE PROPERTY RIGHTS but the 3 other asshole communist dick suckers blocked it .....

  • @8kloostb omg dude, stfu, socialist pig.

  • @8kloostb in your video you kinda favored the conservatives though

  • Funny. CONservative CONs, in CONtempt. Funny shit.

  • @ParadiseBlue369 ..Yeah I thought you LIEberals would like it ! Hey thanks for coming bye !! I look forward to seeing you in the opposition....again

  • @OttawaGh0st4 Imho, I don't like any of the parties, though they all have great ideas.

    I don't like Harper's approach of trying to convince voters that parties need not to be trusted, and then turns around and asks for a majority. That doesn't fly with me. I can see the Liberals being second and they'll have my vote because of that - because I don't want a Conservative majority. A minority government is what this country needs - keeping all parties modest. I wouldn't vote if i had a choice

  • This is a funny joke though of CDN politics.

  • That was awesome

  • Both the Liberals and NDP plan to raise taxes on businesses to pay for their new programs and tax subsidies. Although they like to talk about how great an idea it is to take from big, evil corporations and give money to the people, there is a simple economic flaw with doing that. Companies will leave Canada and move to other countries with better tax rates and take jobs with them.

    ...I guess for the Libs it isn't a problem because we can all live off welfare together when we lose those jobs.

  • I am Conservative to the bone too! When everyone else bashes Stephen Harper, it will only make me more of a Conservative supporter! Conservatives all the way on May 2nd! :D

  • yeah people, stop complaining about what OttawaGh0st thinks. I actually agree with him. I can't stand the Bloq, And although I don't mind liberals or ndp, both of the parties need new leaders and need to stop all the infighting. At least Harper seems to have his head on straight.

  • For the people that are complaining: SHUTUP! If you don't like the video(s), don't watch... it's that easy. OttawaGh0st, I love these videos, and I just hope Harper can get a majority this time because the "Lieberals", NDP (The NEW DUMBASS PARTY) and the "Block heads" are idiots!

  • your elizabeth may voice would have been hilarious

  • This would have been funnier if it didn't have a hidden agenda

  • oh, shut up about polidicks and enjoy the goddamn videos, people

  • gotta say ottawa gh0st, i respect you a lot less after reading some of your comments. go back to making fun of hockey players and stay away from making offensive political "jokes"

  • @hollis1122 Offensive? the truth is offensive is it?..don't like it un-sub..don't dictate to me what videos I should make please...

  • @OttawaGh0st4 will do. done and done.

  • harper is a joke.

    Maybe one day, we will have someone worthy voting for, but its sad when this moron might be your best choice.

  • @jgrewal66 who's the other moron? Jack or Iggy?..make some sense please..

  • .what other jets?? yes what other jets? like the F-16? built in 1976.. or how about the F-15 strike Eagle built in the early 80's. Our F-18's ...7 January 1983...F-14 Tomcat...September 1974...or how about we buy the F-35. 2006--present ....ah yes makes sense now doesn't it??? now you were saying??

  • @OttawaGh0st4 the f35 lightning is made out of the same composite hull as the f117 nighthawk, this hull is known to get dented and damaged in heavy rain, last time i checked it can rain pretty heavily in canada. and there is also a brand new f15 eagle with all new electronics and updated systems that also has stealth. at a fraction of the cost. thats what i was saying

  • Nobody wants a government that won't even tell the truth to its own citizens. Like if you're going to waste money on fighter jets and bigger prisons, at least be honest about how much they're going to cost because we're the ones paying for it. This isn't a dictatorship for god's sake. Harpers gov was the first ever to be found in contempt of parliament, as "power hungry" as you think the other parties are, they had apt cause for a non-confidence vote.

  • @SarahLee1 . Are you talking about the Chretien administration or Conservative? sound familiar?..nice try though...

  • @OttawaGh0st4 Fail come-back, try putting some concrete points in next time rather than throwing around profanity and meaningless rhetoric.

  • @SarahLee1 .We need bigger prisons because unfortunately flakes like yourself and the party's you support ...continue to give out get of of jail free cards to criminals...criminals who are handed down lenient sentences from liberal appointed judges..The perpetual revolving door of fucking hoods..let off and out on parole over and fucking over again...how do I know this?? because my brother is a COP..you want facts you arrogant carpet muncher..I'll give you facts ..

  • Typical Liberal dribble "holier than thou attitude" you egg heads have..everyone else's opinion is below yours..go familiarize yourself with our military needs..oh I forgot lefty's are afraid of guns and wars..thanks god you clown weren't in power in WW2 or we'd be all doing the Goose step right now! we have 30 yrs old JETS obsolete in terms of today's high tech wars..the F-18 Hornet is capable jet for ground war, however for intercept situations they are slow..we need NEW JETS

  • State of the art Jets... I don't give flying fuck how much they cost.. as long a they keep the commies out of our air space and we can finally show we have a capable military instead of the one you damn Liberals obliterated during the Chretien administration..Finally we can show the world we can compete and protect our nation...I know in a lefty world their are no bad people..unfortunately there are people who can do this nation harm..we need quality hardware to do it! wake the fuck up pea brain

  • @OttawaGh0st4

    I am merely trying to engage you on this issue, not starting shit with anyone :)

    So what say you? I am American, so I don't know a whole lot about Canadian government, but the government here is corrupt as they get. We spend hundreds of billions on defense and our military every year, but humanitarian gestures are often frowned upon, i.e. welfare, public housing, etc. It may not be a big problem for you guys, but if we were to cut down on war and the war on drugs we could prosper.

  • @OttawaGh0st4

    Don't you think North America should legalize cannabis, which would free up prison space that is being occupied by minor offenders who either were in possession of or selling the substance? In turn, we could use the that space in the prison system to house rapists and murderers; those who deserve to be in prison. A non-toxic substance which it is not possible to OD on should not be illegal. It would generate tax revenue which we definitely all need right now too.

  • Dude...I'm not taking aim at minor of fences such as possession..I'm talking hard core crimes..smoke away it's your life..However keep one thing in mind..when you buy weed you are inadvertently are contributing to organized crime..that money goes to biker gangs and mafia and other scum bags..its your choice.

  • @OttawaGh0st4

    That is why I'm asking you whether you believe we should legalize... if we legalized it, the sale of it would then be in control of legitimate distributors. It would be similar to alcohol. Alcohol was prohibited in the States in the 30's and it created the Mafia and Al Capone was notorious for his reign over the illegal alcohol trade. If legalized, gangs and these other "scumbags" would then go out of business. Legalization would eliminate the organized crime aspect.

  • @OttawaGh0st4

    How about instead of attacking the individual for trying to propose a rational issue and solution to said issue to you, you actually focus on the issue? That is what politicians, in theory, are supposed to do, but instead 90% of the time they just attack their opponent instead of using common sense and any form of intelligent debate to refute points made by the opposition. I never even said I smoke weed, but you assume I do anyway. I never said I buy weed or anything.

  • @rashock34 .you have a point, I just worry about the long term effects..giving people more opportunity to get hooked on an addictive drug.. or temptation to try it..especially younger kids. You make a very compelling argument my friend. Hard to say if it would work.

  • @OttawaGh0st4 My boyfriend is a cop in Toronto and he says we need more prisons too. Note that I didn't necessarily say don't expand prisons, I only said don't lie about how much they're going to cost from parliament and the taxpayers. Geez, no need to resort to petty name-calling btw, we're adults here (hopefully).

  • @SarahLee1 who gives a shit how much..build the damn things so we can clean the streets from dirt bags..the same recycled garbage that our justice system spew out every 2 years!! weak sentences = more pukes on the street and no deterrence..more prisons mean longer sentences..because NOW we have more fucking room! I yell because I'm fucking tired of people who don't look outside the box..think people before you talk!

  • @OttawaGh0st4 Care or else the very fabric and foundation of our democracy will crumble, as it's done significantly under Harper's regime already. You might think it's insignificant, but if we ignore this now, who's to say what else the politicians will try to get away with? This ain't no fascist state, and I'll be damned if I let this beautiful country turn that way. And yeah, I don't want to pay a large portion of my income in taxes and not know where the fuck that money is going.

  • @SarahLee1 ...Its not a fascist state..nor do I want a "socialist state"...you make some good points..however, your views on Canada and mine are an entirely different perspective....We'll just agree to disagree..You can thank Chretien for changing the way our politicians conduct themselves in power...

  • "the other guy cant even fuckin speak english" hahahahah

  • absolutely hilarious except the part about the f35 lightnings, those planes are a really stupid idea and a complete waste of money

  • Very funny but you should get your facts straight. It was Harper that has been on a quest for power.

    In 2004 he tried to form a coalition with the Bloc and NDP, In 2006 harper and those same parties defeated the government throwing Canada into another election. In 2008 harper defeated his own government and yet again we had another election.

    2011 harper knew the majority in Parliament would not stand for his lying and deceit so he prepared for this election with those damn commercials.

  • Pretty much the best video on youtube.

  • i didnt know marc andre fleury was running for PM

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  • @chelseafcfanisy I'll bet you know all the words to Kumbaya....Socialism is great,til you run out of other peoples money.......

  • @chelseafcfanisy ..Hopefully that's soon..we'll bury you in a Conservative blue coffin!

  • @chelseafcfanisy yea terrorist jack would be a great prime minister.........

  • @chelseafcfanisy Chances are you'll be found dead in Ontario Housing.....Right??

  • @chelseafcfanisy Please do me a favour a research Bob Rae's wonderful track record as the Ontario premier in the 90's... he was NDP.... They went from gaining 52% of the supporters in 1991... then down to 6% in 1993, for putting Ontario into a horrid recession. He brought our deficit from $700 million to 9.1 billion within one year..... The NDP talk the talk but they don't walk the walk... they are inexperienced.

  • An0ther home run!!!

  • " were not gonna do that, we're jack layton" hahahahah

  • Lovin It! What the fuck were the Koala-shins that Duceppe kept talkin about??

  • I died of laughter at Duceppe's speech. Reminds me so much of the Quebecois I know(And I live in Quebec so yeah :P)

  • Steve Harper went to my highschool and is at my friend's house a few times a year cause he's friends with the dad! Beauty guy

  • You know, if they'd throw in an occasional "fuck" and "shit" maybe i'd watch the stupid debate.

  • Lol, this was awesome.

  • Im sure this would be funnier if I was a Canadian.

  • Fuck the ndp and the liberals, communist fucks.

  • @rand0m0nium fuck you too

  • @Zeppelinizzer . Wow you socialist's actually have sex?? ..gay sex on top of it? ..man please don't reproduce, we have enough of you dumb fucks in this country..

  • @OttawaGh0st4 lawl

  • so true lol

  • this is true lol

  • conservativessss!

  • hilarious video man! jack layton was hilarous lol

  • conservative for the winnnnnnnnn i hope they win a majority

  • Sorry folks..I'm Conservative to the bone! Deal with it!

  • @OttawaGh0st4

    Don't make videos on politics if you don't know shit about politics. You're good at satire, but apparently the rationale part of your brain is lacking ;)

    Your videos have been going downhill and I've been on the fence about ya, this has officially put me off. I just can't wait for your sarcastic reply!

    /Unsubscribe

  • @rashock34 ..see ya!

  • @rashock34 yep and unfortunately lefty's only use the weak side of their brains...the left side of course..

  • hahaha best vid

  • I want to vote conservative after watching this. 

  • lmfao i love the ndp part, fuck the communists

  • @HighlightsGuru i know I was hoping he'd get the most criticism

  • kick ass man! That pretty much sums it up.

  • This is the best video on the internet.

  • if only politics were this enteraining :P

  • kum bay yah !

  • im the first like :D EPIC VIDEO :D

  • THIS MEANS NOTHING TO AN AMURICAN.

  • @o101011o ..IF YOU COULD SPELL MAYBE YOU COULD ... YOU "AMERICAN"

  • @OttawaGh0st4 THAT'S THE JOKE :|

  • @o101011o hilarious. these videos always make my day (okay, I don't have a lot going for me lately). keep them coming buddy, much appreciated.

  • @OttawaGh0st4 hahahahaha, too funny, you make a compelling argument for the conservatives lol

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