SELENA GOMEZ IS A *P0RNSTAR*?!

[biOh4z4Rd1]

Rotten meat, because he is loved just about as much

[TheZimZuZu]

Cupcakes: my favorite thing ever justin Bieber: favorite celebrity good call Shane

[Botix330]

Miley cyrus is behind anonymous,, ;O

[TheShipdeck]

justin is a saltine cracker, becquse hes small, boring, and white XD

[up1088]

Fake American cheese

Like those Kraft singles :P

[Imawesome3063]

He would be shit on toast

[Skystar663]

My lesbian friend wants to marry you because you're so awesome. She literally said "I don't care if I'm a lesbian, I'm gonna marry him! XD" So.. Feel accomplished, Shane. XD

[s3xyandinoit]

justin would b a baby carrot...

[kjs999912]

Poop :)

[Hakeruto]

1:44 is actually very sexy

[LizLuvzCupcakez]

Justin bieber has an orange**

[LizLuvzCupcakez]

Idk how I thought of this but I can imagine

[bridgiegarto]

I would make Justin a HOT SAUSE XD

[leiabuscus]

Marmite duh.

[beermoney1617]

The other looked like he wanted to kiss LMFAO

[Neonlightify]

Do I wanna see the Slightly-homo-erotic-awkward-m­an-kiss? Of course! What are you taking your fans for? ;p

[daneyoable]

You know I love you Shane but your copying the fuck out of ray

[kiwilover114]

he would be a gummy worm so i can rip him into pieces

[theEPEIproductions]

A fat taco. Or a gummy bear with bieber hair.

[gabrielvft]

1:31 holy shit..

[thomasthetoomygun]

he'd be a gay bacon strip cuz hes gay

[theunseen2]

1:05 to 1:21!!!! LMFAO

[mikiviolet88]

he be a pumpkin so hes fat

[noellepayne]

1:43 paused! Fuck that.

[systematicfunk]

the girl at 0:8

[systematicfunk]

damn she was hot

[deophobic1]

This video is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bltlover88]

The worst thing that hapened to me is i went out with a fifth grader when I was in fourth grade and I'm in fifth grade now

[LukeMode8]

2:18 what´s on his fingers



[iMarrisaaaRawr]

He would be fundip which is a candy oh well! ;D

[shady333baby000]

if justin were a food he would be a piece of salty crusty cock crap!

[yordy9101]

he would be a lollypop so i can suck him lmfao

[theawesomeshow123100]

1:34 is that the girl from philipinos have sols?

[ELI123346]

U say onision wrong??!!

[7CUTIEGIRL]

Not helping u being gay

[nattimac36]

If justin bieber was a food, he'd obviously be a fruit!!

[MsHannah221]

He would be a piece of popcorn

[MissMegansMelodies]

He would b a sheet of see weed like on Ian is bored.

[alyciaroxx1010]

He would be a banana

[SimplyShannonxx]

whats with the red fingertips....?

[LpsDreaminProduction]

Um how about the double dogger lolz

[henbenharris]

justin bieber is an orange cause he is annoying and a slut

[biasboy2012]

Wow that's gay dude

[jessicaloveee100]

if Justin bieber was a food he would be a banana ;D

[zeldaking17]

you should watch smosh there funny

[IsOliviaHere]

you MUST make a video with Supermac18 he is so funny and you my friend are useless..

[dragon55105]

i also watch onision

[sorrenfey1]

2:17 what the hell is on his fingers?

[garnaalmovies]

Justin bieber would be a pink girls candy because aaaaaaaaahw you now why

[Ihartshanedawson56]

IT!!!!

[Ihartshanedawson56]

Justin bieber would be wheat grass cake..... Very little people like it.....

[PeanutButterEmoChick]

What is the other video called?

[SaleenaRose]

Haha. Love yu Shane!

[Petra4551]

If jb were a food, he wud prolly be brussel sprouts or something icky sht like that cuz then only senior citizens like him then. Lolz

[mariosonicfan987]

I htink the ulgiest pic was the last XD

[pipipaige]

was that greg u were about to kiss?!?!

[JanaisEyes]

OMG!

[SeniorJunior97]

JB would be a faggot. ( an old style meatball, look it up)

[timmin101]

SUPERMAC IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!

[WWEdivaaLover]

who sing's the "lick my p**y" song ?

[peacelove985]

Justin beiber... Hmmm.. Pepper, it would have to be pepper. Because Nobody likes pepper!! I rest my case.

[moomabartlett]

One of my favourite things about you is that we both do really weird stuff that causes massive gay rumours -3

[zutarafanable]

The dude in the vid with the candy shop song was pretty hot

[WhiteSkullAirsoft]

He would be a veitnamese food cus everybody hates that

[Crystalmisteh]

HOW MUCH FUN WAS IT SEEING THE KIDS FROM KIDS REACT?

[MsNightstone]

Most strange thing and u r not gay ur sexy and u know it!

[tinyteddygram4]

if justin bieber was a food he'd be haggis. because he's gross and he makes me feel bad  for the animal penis that's in him.

[ThePrisonWardeness]

He'd be canadian bacon... because he's pointless.

[ParisLove97]

Hahaha LMFAO

[4848MICKY]

the shanegame....play a video and play a dirty song to it. Heck Yea.

[ejstorkamp]

A banana that is little to ripe, but still tastes good even though it's mushy, and this Justin Beiber banana happened to be dyed purple.

[Zombiesheep78]

justin bieber would be a peach

[thelegodude302]

Rice

[CaylaC123]

Doughnut

[MrPmoyle]

justin would be a rotten carrot because he's ugly and he sounds like one too (tone deaf)

[coolgirl1165395]

0:00

[ilovecookies8291]

spotted dick if you didnt know what spotted dick is its a british sponge cake sold and stole in many stores around you

[kupkake4evar]

how much is it to go to vidcon

[IceyOcean231]

You WILL do anything for your friends, won't you? xD

[AzraJay]

Onision!

[r72312]

rice

[TheGavster111]

Crazielazie14 r u in first year

[Jbandselenafan]

I agree with Shane he should be a delicious CupCake with Purple icing and HotPink Sprinkles ;) haha i'm terrible Justin would be one YUMMY CupCake ;)

[TheMusiclover500]

Hahahahahahha snokkie

[Mrfuny0]

Can he be something else if so then he would be shit or a toilet

[TeamGino2011]

Cupcake

[WilliamsCovers]

Hey guys if your actually reading this, dont stop and thumbs it up so others can see it too(:

Hi i'm william and I make videos for tutorials and covers. I was inspired to make videos by watching shanes over the years and made it my goal to make videos to be like him. Please come by and just check out a couple of my videos and if you dont like them you can never visit my channel again. It may only take a second, but it means the world. Thanks guys.

[daninhamham]

A lolepop

[TheSingingsisters101]

the kiss, was devastating. LOL the guy looked so into it too, hes like "its okay, i want to kiss you..." ;) no but it looked like you really didn't want to do..like really....

[Kelly68516]

U have mental probs

[WalkTheDawson]

Lolol I saw that video of you kissing him. you were like fricken having a shaneattack or something I thought you were gonna cry or something. :P. Im sorry if this messige embarrassed you Shane.

[105helloperson]

A pear which in Spanish means 2 fart

[KsGurl4life]

A plum

[BOTDFfunicorn]

a baby grape 

[Ryan61090]

ONISION!!! i was just watching him before i watched this video. lol

[DandroidFilms]

The intro is my ringtone, and it went of in my drama class today. :/ Everyone looked at me thinking WTF?!

[Cute2beme2]

2:20 !! lol u said u were a sick fuK?? lol But I still LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

[khcodesrikurawks]

"Your last gay kiss?" I believe you did in your "The One That Got Away" spoof. But I still love you! <3

[Chocol4teMilk17]

@khcodesrikurawks the one that got away came after this vid dumbass

[bubbleletteful]

This comment is rated R so for all Justin beaver fans do not read okay so justin beaver is not a banana or a hot dog because he ain't have a dick mine as well say she so she is a toaster trutal becuz pop tarts are da bomb and toaster sturtal aint

[TheBoringShow0]

Mac is so hot! haha Shane led to my obsession of supermac18

[MegaKandy1234]

dress up as a stripper shane lol!!!

[animegirldais]

He would be a baby banana cud he has a baby d*ck

[crazielazie14]

Lol, this is definitely PG13 like my Science homework :P

[TheAlphaCam]

Uhh shane the word "pussy" has 5 letters



[bulldog4800]

He would be a banana because every girl scream when they see him and say "i love you justin bieber"

[legofan370]

he would be a doughnut

[puppylov42]

He would be a apple because I hate ass holes!

[xoxosakuraxoxo1]

Justin willbe a pineapple. Or a sushi. But pinapple cus i hate them i just wanna fucking stab it and feed it to the wolfs -:0

[TheGavster111]

@carlybug971 ketchup is so nice

[carlybug971]

If Justin Beiber was a food, he'd be ketchup. Because ketchup is disgusting...

[AlexisJTacosPascale9]

Selena gomez IS to nice of a girl to be in a..??? porno! they should have said that for miley cyrus..miley already is in playboy i don't think she would mind it.

[7713Superman]

he is a gay twinke!

[floralfbbanned]

if Bieber was a food he would be an annoying parasitic cake with pinheads emitting, what i sometimes for fun call a shitcake

[sara64668]

take the vids where they make animals talk (or any animal vid) and play a dirty song :)

[vampirefreakbitch]

Lmao penis lollipop

[lisa14811]

pause at 1:43 its snooki

[penguinsrhomo]

Scene bitch in the back, lul.

[BombDiggity120]

gay bacon

[Sendingmyluv2u]

I would have to say a chocalte muffin he try's to act black but really u can see that he's white but ily Justin lol

[magentagreen123]

Justin (don't know how to spell his gay last name) would be a hot dog because he's a weiner!

[kari00ws6]

@magentagreen123 Beaver, Justice Beaver. Justin

[bubblez122882]

I think jb should be Brussels sprouts cause not lot of people like them

[Breyerhorseluver100]

I love ur videos, And I never seen a guy at my school hotter than u!!

[LightningWolfang]

a twinki!

[neontearz0]

how bout ijustine with sexting by blood on the dance floor!!!!

[kenberinc]

well i thot that the person that sang the itro was shane not onision

[bostonbruinsfan9]

He should be a fruit

[starz2445]

 Haha. Shane, the gum haha.

[TheAesomeguy1]

He should

[crazedcatprincess123]

Justin Bieber should be rotten milk

[brightonforever]

SuperJambonTV brought me to this

[CanDYNAMITE]

HAHAHA! omg, i love you, Shane!

"i mostly like it since it has a kid and i'm a sick fuck!"

[1899gunner]

Noooooooo :( not selena :....(

[kalina823]

Aunt Hilda's penis cookie

[alecsapolinrock]

OMFGLMFAO OMNISION!!

[beastbird52]

why did u do this to me

[vondrake999]

WOW best game ever

[Lacyloureilly]

Velveeta, the boy is as fake as can be XD

[SaintOfTheRow3]

This guy has no life all he does is make up the stupidest things just because he tries to be cool

[64nejihyuuga]

this kid had probably a lot of soy cheese

[ilovebunnies123455]

Correction first and not last kiss

[breyerlover1238]

He would be fuckin v/p lollipop

[blalighga]

Hed be a donut.... Duhh!!

[11jessieray]

I love suprmac18!!!

[15hannjaco]

Justin Bieber would be a moldy piece of 9 day old pizza!!!!!!!! I hate Justin Bieber!!!!!!

[killersdelight]

He'd be a fruit salad.......do I really need to explain

[reefman231]

He is a 20 year old burntcheeseburger from a really crappy reastraunt

[heeyyyyiTzMIRA]

Gayy luv u

[Izzybella303]

r u wearing makeup??

[bunnylover0829]

brocolli

[drafo789]

He'd b Brussel sprouts cuz he is disgusting and doesn't deserve 2 exist.

[DrewTheEpic]

Do you wear makeup?

[Bananacrazy1100]

Everybody's a porn star these days...

[slimchancestolove]

Hed be wasabi cause very few people love him. Yup. Dont laugh youtubers, dont laugh.

[THELIZARDMANish]

lmao i shit ny pants at 1:40

[sms6996]

He would be moldy bread... Nobody wants that... He just like that!!

[thejoyofmay]

How bout I love you like a love thong"

[Jaxxey98]

Do you straight your hair??

[midnight7895]

he wud be an onion

[MagiKalUnicOrnEvina6]

Not the cupcakes ! Pinkie pie made those w appleboom! I wonder we're twist went... Like if you get it.

[mrtriplebackflip]

he'd bea fruit

[cgct2ofoever]

um justin beiber would we a hot dog cuz that is what he suks

[warrro52]

The wizard layer maybe

haha that girl was trying to get a kiss but failed