fried eggs

[C0D3A22A22IN]

i wish i cud get 160,000 views just by recording me frying a egg

[f1shk1LL3R]

@C0D3A22A22IN i took 5yrs to get them

[troopman4]

NOW EAT IT

[youporn00069]

it looks like a boob with yellow nipples

[nielvirgen]

used pam non stick spray??

[MrOutPsycho]

I thought youtube didnt allow porn...

[TheFamilyGuyLove]

i thought there was hair on the eggs......then i touched my computer screen

[thatbastardson]

that's sunny side up, not fried.

[Hiwayrockszone9]

Everyone can scramble eggs. Chuck Norris can unscramble them.

[Kagetan1233]

it's FRIED EGG.

FRIED EGG.

GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIED EEEGGGG.

[furtyu]

Is it weird if i got a boner from this?

[thejfljoker]

this is sooo interesting

[TechSmack]

i still don't get why someone would video this

[taetae121282]

@TechSmack better yet, i dont get why someone would video this and then complain to another someone to not steal the video XD

[The19paul68]

That would lead you to salmonella man. Goodluck haha

[port753]

waste of time.

[JakeBling107]

FLIP THE EGG OVER OR YOUR GONNA GET SALMONELLA

[Pusenka1981]

Бред какой-то.......

[joshua53492]

And also guys stop being mean he's a guy tring to survive

[joshua53492]

Yummy thx for posting a vid about eggs yummy delicious great job

[laiholapso]

@stangoldsmith haha steal this???

[taos55]

A lot to learn from it, I don't know what.

[taos55]

Very informative, of what, I don't know.

[IntoTheFace]

Why am i watching this? And you need way more oil, thats dry as hell.

[xfilesmanson]

i could watch this video by standing in front of my stove

[RobertKlayton]

@stangoldsmith I'm sorry Stan, but it is licensed to YouTube.

But if you get a good attorney you can probably fight strongstarttowinipan in court. Check with me and I will go to your deposition and testify that strongstarttowinipan reported that he already violated the federal copyright laws. Try to go to civil court before the Feds get on his case because once he's in the big house collecting from him will be impossible. BTW, have you ever thought about doing a one egg video?

[flamboyantST]

It really looks like my gf's tits

[Mathias3710]

Sounds like old people sex.

[serratop]

Best video ever, I am really impressed

[djhappyyyyy]

always flip the eggs !

[KinguNoKin]

@stangoldsmith *facepaml* What a retard.

[PandaMystery7th]

I just wasted a minute and 28 seconds of my life just to watch eggs sizzle on a pan...

[strongstartownipan]

@stangoldsmith I meant LOSE not USE.

[strongstartownipan]

@stangoldsmith Did you even have a form of copyright for this video?

[Sullz]

More like dry eggs. Jesus Christ.

[strongstartownipan]

@stangoldsmith I tried to record my own, but it didn't work. Plus, I already DID put a link annotated in the video! Don't be so touchy. So sue me!

[strongstartownipan]

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning

Gotta eat food, or I’ll pull my hair

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

screw cereal, the time is goin'

Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'

I don’t care, I’m gonna skip school

Imma eat some food, and meet my friends

[thegarmez123]

every body sit in silence for the egg to fry.

[fotakatos]

Actually I was looking for a Rebecca Black parody. And actually I only clicked this video because I read "eggs frying in pain" which I considered funny.

[SPERONERR]

Amazing video man, I love how the characters are so nonchalant about the the frying of their skin. It takes great skill and you can tell that they are truly committed to their roles. Great job! 9/10

[SIRWAF]

anybody else notice it goes from 1:26 to 1:28

[RoFlz941]

@SIRWAF i did>>>good eye

[Erdrick77]

Mesmerizing... so hungy...

[HarryBRWells]

How did this video get 120,000 views?

[Kari166]

I love the sound of eggs frying. :D

[mrchrmedone]

i am a guy and i dont eat eggs coz i fart really bad.. and my butthole would be greasy as hell ajajjajaa lol

[giggidygoo17]

Do the chickens have large talons?

[Turksevrouw]

why would you film... this

[drakkonami]

We we we so eggcited!

We so eggcited!

We gonna have some eggs today!

[Lithuania158]

Boobs,No...Wait... Man Balls!

[LightningRapture]

dont you all hate it when the egg yolk burst, when you flip the egg?

[erick0081]

i love the sound.

[swimmer994]

whos the dipshit who made this ...drrrrrrrrrrr

[FeepQue2]

I find this hard to masterbate to...

[YOHOESUPMOFO]

yayayayyayay!!



[birdshat666]

this is your brain on crack . flip the mother fucker already, the suspense is killin me



[bloozedaddy]

"which one is the left egg.....which one is the right egg......eggs eggs eggs eggs...we so excited......."

[PoopTruffles]

Get the two yolks together and put a banana in the middle.

[timpani25]

the title says 'fried eggs'. i hate liars and stupid people. this video was not about 'fried eggs. this video was about 'frying eggs' there is a difference between 'fried eggs', and 'frying eggs'. duh.

[KORuthless]

i'm hungry. ima go eat now.

[ihavenousernameordoi]

they're teasing me ......look at them frying oh sooo gracefully

[Marlonglynn]

i masturbate to this o.O

[mritizwatitiz]

u cant fry eggs with out flour and oil

[squidcult]

why?

[lolwhutwhatisthis]

96 people hate rebecca black, that's why they disliked this ;D

[kasiic911]

More Fried Eggs videos!!

[okseos]

those eggs are looking into my soul

[LOVEd3xt3r]

its so SIMPO!

[Silatio]

i still wonder how a video of a guy frying eggs can get over 100k views..

but maybe the reason is that it's just epic

[shaggeez]

spooky



[zeroturn03]

looks like somebody i know

[Skokiii]

pretty awesome stuff youre delivering here, keep it up

[nardzama]

I'm in a hurry to get eggs done

Rushin, rushin cause I want bacon!

[kukubananasss]

they look like boobies



[c1u7hbigbutzx]

REBBECA BLACK!!!

[DjMurphy303]

LOL

[TpesNalon]

Seriously, who videos eggs frying?

[solki2007]

Is this wrong that it gave me a boner?

[Assassinsinc]

@solki2007 Yes...should get that checked out man

[solki2007]

@Assassinsinc I will :)

[cwpw01]

wow this video is awesome, can you make a sequel

[ThatsJustEllie]

This video INSPIRED me ;)

[LilAnduz]

LMFAO wtf

[IanEduardoMeneses]

fun fun fun fun fun fun fun

[jamesosman]

FLIP IT OVER!

[ProductionsFaceless]

lol i looked for the parody or friday lol this is wat i got

[tinseltownducky]

@ProductionsFaceless me to

[javagirl54321]

@ProductionsFaceless me too

[kmdjgamers]

The next Rebecca Black!???!!!!

[shuguy007]

im adding this video to my favorites. No joke

[Ibringthetruth1]

rubber

[RoseChiko]

..o.o.

[jsturges28]

I like Fried Egg, only on Saturdays though.

[cradleofjade]

FUN FUN FUN

[Aidan0128]

fried eggs fried eggs gotta go eat some fried eggs, everyone's looking foward to a cappuccino cappuccino

[Prysler2012]

WTF!! Where is REBECCA BLACK

[TheAnnoyingGamerGuy]

Its Fried eggs! Fried eggs!

Gettin down on Fried eggs!

Everybody's lookin forward to the Bacon! Bacon!

[LadyLuvlyGaga]

@TheAnnoyingGamerGuy that should actually be a parody of it

[Yyyyzyyy]

You forgot to flip them.

[julezz1993]

Lol, I was looking for the Rebecca Black parody as well

[laurendeeL]

THIS ISN'T REBECCA BLACK?

[RuDe1219]

Eggs, how do they fry?

Fucking miracles.

But seriously, over 100,000 views?

[JeSsica788100]

I gotta ask myself (WHY IN THE HELL AM I WATCHING THIS ??)

[macro312]

I just cam.

[SmileDued1324]

O MA GAO HOW DO U DO THAT??????

[lucasloislily]

BEST VIDEO EVER.

[TheCerealKillr]

0:39 = caboom!

[sonkashi1113]

dare i ask how this got 100 thousand views?

[duece10]

lol,,,great sound effects and videography...please award this on an emmy..

[daven58100]

This is your brain on drugs.

[TheKarlProductions]

i guess this is like First Person View when a man is really obsessed with the eggs

[swiftkicktotheface]

really?? 99,535 views?? on this shit! WTF

[NASA19]

Wtf I'm I watching this for in this time I could've made toast eggs and tea to go!!

[AliasFail]

OMG, this is food porn...

[Videophilmer]

Imagine this in 4k resolution ;D

[chong9489]

??????????

[vixill1]

дебелизм

[squiresuzuki]

Hmmm...I've always thought that these were sunny side up eggs and fried eggs are the same except cooked on both sides.

[trunkbangking]

the sound fx are great in this movie

[alexisalso123]

@trunkbangking I know right!

[YTinjustice]

i love how this video have 90k+ views xD

[ZDoggMD]

80 haters work for Egg Beaters

[blubbycorn5]

wtf did u do jack off to ur eggs? why u record them lol

[Gootsffrida]

The special effects (steamed camera lense) were amazing. What software did you use to simulate steam?

[FredtheAlligator]

OK - how about another try---in High Def.? Just a suggestion.

This is Life Imitating Art!!!

[afcaj0od]

dude it's black on the bottom!....

ooh what the hell! how does this video gets 91,000 views!

fried eggs! really

[iammrtung]

lol the best sound in the world xD

[alexisalso123]

@iammrtung Hell yeh!

[DANCEfanaticc]

they look so cute ^ _ ^

[alexisalso123]

@DANCEfanaticc They are so beatiful!HAHAHA

[BeatVu]

the comments are fucking hilarious loool

[jdbdiesel33]

@b7i7l7l7y7 minetoo i loooooved it!!!

[chancaine]

This was somehow an erotic kind of cooking, right? Oh my gosh, I'm a feeaky jerk

[TheHottygirl13]

did i just really watch 2 eggs being fried? holy crap i need help, SHRINK!!!

[Hexxle]

That was spEGGtacular!

[mryjn420090]

my favorite part was 0:36 to 0:43

[dan32115]

Eyes

[gir4evr]

about 30 seconds in i broke out in laughter lol

[TallTorBlond]

You're cooking them too high. I waited to the end to see if you had to scrap them out of the pan in many pieces.

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[missunlucky13]

nice rack!



[shirokage00]

wow.. this thing is so good i mean if it is in movies, it i'll be blockbuster.

[provogue1678]

lol....this guy is totally proud of his eggs

[achedrick1]

looks like someone got bored

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

I got bored and flipped mine then smashed the yolk =]. Never fried a egg but still ate it lols.

[giameighan]

this is very sexy.. and yes, they lok totally perfect!!..

Made me hungry, but I already had 2 in the morning.. :S

[Sakyoed]

Is it just me or do those eggs look perfect?

[LetsxUtauxIt]

God damn..this is sexy.

[sweetchunks22]

ohhhhh! great egg quality:D

[MRKREEPER915MXF]

NOW IM GONNA GO FRY SOME EGGS! :)

[jingleman31]

why am i watching this... its sounds awesome O.O

[DarkShadow482]

LOL best video eever xDD

[minikillaa224]

my favorite part was when he fried the egg

[muzaecian]

@minikillaa224 while mine was when he filmed himself frying eggs

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

I couldn't stop laughing. I'm not even kidding.

[buujack]

hahaha this is funny

[T0rche]

woah......frying eggs.....

[bobwatters]

do yall flip yalls eggs or eat them like that b/c im like the only one that dosent flip his eggs in my fam

[cody0126a]

if you like eggs frying and nothing more than this is definitely for you.

[deepakjindal070]

hypnotizeing..!!

[xXHelloKittyAnimexX]

EPIC!!!!!! They should make a movie out of this.

[mcexcrack]

wow, after looking at it for 1 minute and 28 seconds, it becomes horrifying. It's like the eggs are watching you.

[Pitbuller956]

Tit!

[baggies5000]

can we have an audio descriptive please because I just don't know what the hell was happening there.

[HeroicLewis69]

i want 1:28 of my life back....so i can watch this again

xDDD

[MidnightSundowns]

These eggs have more talent just frying than the entire edifice of "america's got talent".

[strpwnownz4]

im eating and watching this :P

[MegaPrincess1998]

I don't enjoy eating this but diffent eggs be yummy

[longsolid9]

Better than avatar

[WaterlyTom]

deserves youtube documentary top 5 rank!

[Schnullerbacke94]

better than teleshopping :D AWESOME!

[bluered1322]

well it beats whats on tv today..

[HairyDONG69]

This man is a god amongst us ALL!!!

[jupiterscastle]

that will go good with some home fries or french fries and a sausage, i like to use a local beef sausage from buffalo, and some black tea with a teaspoon of sugar, yes thats my breakfast.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

i dont know how to fry an egg, derp derp derp...j/k

[FreshFish610]

wow im giving this vid 5 stars cuz somehow it made me laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[AldraccRenzo1]

best vid ever xD

[b7i7l7l7y7]

I really enjoyed 0:00 to 1:28. =)

[GlasspipeDreameR]

@b7i7l7l7y7 i did also cuz i got nothin better to do with my life..cept shoot myself in the face