Counter-Strike Source Mastercard Parody

[iWinEdits]

To every on who haven't played episode 2, she doesn't die... or does she! You're welcome (but I'm pretty sure she doesn't)

[PewShadow]

I didn't play episode 2

ALRIGHT

[smailijsbins]

I dont get it

[archibald0dickworth]

@smailijsbins mastercard advert

[Marketingowy]

Elo zapraszam was do wspólnej gry na servie Cs-AbduliA.pl FFA+BF2 !

91.203.223.58:27020

Miała atmosfera i zabawa małe pingi i same zalety ;)

[hitlerscow]

great, now i know before i get a chance to play that game

[prectec]

Winners dont use drugs

[N0RDJkeee]

Приглашаем на сервер CS Source v.34 IP:193.201.207.35:27015

We invite on a server CS Source v.34 IP:193.201.207.35:27015

[AndrewGJHH]

adf . ly /442417/ x22-cracked-vip

Free Css Hack x22

10 Post.

[Force911111]

LOL

[wwwtotalitaerde]

Germany systematically uses torture and murder to silence any opposition. Some of the murders known to the public: Uwe Barschel, Jürgen Möllemann, Heiner Gehring, Martina Pflock, Tron, Karl Koch, Bernd Seiffert, Kirsten Heisig, Fritz Bauer.

My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND. He was assassinated on 11.7.09 because of our homepage.

German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings.

[EpicNaziZombieOwnage]

Desert Eagle 50. $650

M1A1 carbine $3100

Black Ops $35

[gmk120]

lol

[trollelil]

GARRYS MOD!!! :D

[trollelil]

hehe lmao

[eoweee]

does alyx die 0.0

[stabyloz]

aller ma parodie css : tapper "la noob attitude" dans la recherche youtube trop mdr

[davyteck]

@stabyloz Mais ferme ta guele sa fait 3 fois que tu nous fait de la PUB !!

[BOY7773]

HAHAHAHAHA

[thebeyonceluver123]

youtube.com/watch?v=gczpEIXhId­Q

[boomber96]

i just use console x)

[kakay47]

Why is the guy on fire is it because of the spray can been directed by the sun :o

[Pawel111094]

195.114.0.205:27037 Zapraszam GSE serwer 10 slotow miłą atmosfera

[legoman80116]

LOLZ the guy on fire

[botyngo]

wahahahhaha xDDD

[pokealong1227]

alyx doesnt die though.....

[KitsuneAlbarn2D]

Having some jackass spoil a book you haven't read yet... $200? Really?

[AndyMcArren1356]

Having 137 noobs dislike your video = $200.00

Spamming the 137 noobs with your replies = Priceless

[iLOLuAwaY]

funny xD

[tweetyaja]

Based on the original Mastercard commercial

[norBeeRt]

totaly stupid... not funny at all

[lolcopter97]

i admit i lold

[sadekgheidan]

Alyx dies? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU

[Niker107]

@sadekgheidan Alyx wont die! We will respawn her. Really.

[BeefChopsify]

ahhhhhh

irony...

[roxasfruit]

"to fire this weapon for 12 seconds, $400,00"

for baby to soil diaper, priceless

[LordOverTheLightOfRa]

@roxasfruit Team Fortress 2

[Scarh1fiend345]

Snape kills Dumbledore!? NO WAY :O

[1455YA]

did u do this with G-mod?

[emil111111222]

this is made with gmod

[underkiller17]

Alyx doesn't die,the fucker decided to kill ELI!WHY!>!>!>!!??!?!?!

[Urmomzface]

NO I HAVENT PLAYED EPISODE 2 YET >_>

[afasttaco]

rofl, great video

[HackeRideR]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[killingdj0]

@HackeRideR kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkk and K 1!

[HackeRideR]

@killingdj0 k.

[Anounymous707]

the gas can looks like its from L4D

[coppertyler]

@Anounymous707 L4D wasen't out in 2006

[Anounymous707]

@coppertyler so it might be an early model of the gas can LOL

[MrFood239]

lol fun xD!!!! haha

[TheMc209]

Witam wszystkich !

Serdecznie zapraszam na server evo-shock

IP : 195.114.0.72

*Counter Strike Source

*Sloty : 24

*Czynny : 24/7

*Mila Atmosfera ,

Zapraszamy wszystkich do wspaniałej zabawy, która na serwerze nie ma końca !

Dołączcie do szerokiego grona naszych stałych graczy !

Zapraszam Serdecznie !!!

[TheLowgamer]

niiiiiice :D

[ramms2]

XD jajajja para todo lo que se pueda comprar existe el BUY MENU XDDDD

[shutyourassthanks123]

hahahahaha "for everything else there is a buy menu XD

[myboombox2]

Now thats funnny... "For everything else, theres a buy menu"

[Rembobotom]

I haven't finished harry potter yet! >:c

[itouchhacker98]

i lold when he was burning himself

and that dick deserved it XD

[AznPrideBlTCH]

lol @ Buy Menu

[Fily20]

lolol

[MacMachineMan]

lololo

[kivatron190]

but its cool

[Farvetto]

Hahaha awesome :D

[viewmyprofile123]

fail

[St1ckm3npwn]

Who is alyx?

[MrJaxxie]

She's in Half Life 2.

[Lachkoepfchen]

''For everything else, theres a Buy menu!''

[am1449]

just press B :D

[Aw3someNick]

OMFG, ALYX DIES? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ubojica6661]

loool

[andy3245aids]

Lmfao, brilliant.

[honse246]

what kind of spray paint cost 200$ ?

[dxxa94]

yea i knw waith wath 1 spray at 200$dlls each? WTF do that fckn can of spray it hav gold paint? or something ,makes you fly give you the wolrd?

[honse246]

i think they actually make gold paint that is like real gold or somethign lol!

[pigeonz1000]

i'd spray my gf with it LOL

[FreaperFTW]

"Taste of his own medicine"-spray

[browniesbear]

lol i though his gonna say "that master card"

[KiterTMK]

noob, that's your home network

[METALGEARMATRIX]

XD OH MY GOD!! XD

[INGWAR1000]

Short but funny.Nice work :)

[KamKrzem]

She doesn't die at the beginning of which episode?

[ElTioPirulo]

XD JAJAJAJA

[yhrmhjgs]

i dont like the voice from the guy hes to serious

[tEEAIKA]

Priceless

[dinoww]

ai é bonito

[meater53]

0:27 lol freakin hilarious

[tealknightx]

0:25 LOL

[guitarpro001]

that awsome

[syson551]

XD rofl

[counterstrikepaulo]

ronaldo

[MyDragonBlade]

xDDD

[TheShowOff123]

that was lmfao

[djblack1995]

yeah snape killed dumbledore ^^

[Randre12]

xD 0:23

[yakoub2000]

wow thats owsome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrStenzo]

normal :D

[Botrytis18]

xD funny

[GamerDude721]

jackass

[gladmrfigo]

Does anyone know were I can get a server when u throw flashbangs on people so they die, must find it :D!

[Prinzenrollexs]

ppl die on any server when u throw flashbangs on them ...

they just neeed to have 1hp

[gladmrfigo]

Yeah I know but u start with one 1hp and have 500flashbangs

[sniperli1]

I think it's called dodgeball something.

I can barely remember it, but I'm sure of it. Try and find the server name.

[r3yd3r1993]

lol .. it can happen every where when your enemy has 1hp happen me in the esl 1 time D: but i dont play source anymore 1.6 ftw !!

[Randre12]

xDD

[zwowisacoolword17]

can u play CS:S on Vista?

[tehkir4]

yes u can lol

[Shadow722722]

dats funny shit

[sk8rz21]

lmao this is priceless xD

[NP0NER]

loll

[fromthesmall2thetall]

haha thats boring, but funny. make it sound more life like!

[mattia2x9]

you are stupid

[happyveliz]

YOU are stupid!

:|

[Kelapummi]

I've a question for you ppl.

I'm buying css but i'm not sure does it work on this system WITHOUT ANY LAG ETC:

- 350w powersupply

- Ati radeon x1200 series

- Amd Athlon 64 3800(+) GHz

- 1.5 GB ddr2 ram

- 137,3 GT on harddrive

Will that case run css without any lags etc and normal with good/ok settings?

Pls reply me quick, thanks!

[Tokerovin]

You'll be able to run it with little or no lag. I used to run it on 512mb RAM, 2.8GHz, and a Nvidia GeForce 4 MX 440.

[LiqzZsource]

Use an FPS config and you'll be fine

[maestrooo007]

no laggs at all, i play source on my 4 year old notebook without any laggs. CSS does not really need high-end support, it's an old but timeless game ;)

[WhatTehFux]

Alyx dies?!

YOU MOTHER FUCKER I'LL KILL YOU

[justdaryl2o4]

Desert deagle fifty dollars m4a1 Carbine three thousand and one hundred dollars can of spray paint two hundred dollars giving a taste of his own medicine priceless

[Stormfail]

loloolololololooloolooooollooo­oolololoololl

[ixonixas]

lamo :DDDD

[FlREeXe]

lamo? xD

lmao

[EviLGamerSpot]

LOLZ :)) =))

[Konoton01]

I love how he sets himself on fire.

[koval12333]

lol

[jermegatron17]

lol

[proxxx300]

lol

[Oskar619]

alex dies?? :(

[mciver111]

HA lol no she dont roflmao kliener dies D:

[lunei66]

It's ALYX not alex. Gawd, will people never learn that?

[Oskar619]

sody =)

[shawn7889]

Gmod

[spider9109]

ALEX DIES!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYYAY

[DARKSTAR3024]

... Priceless

[paxo26]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[masayoshi80]

priceless!!

[swinglyyyy]

nice xD

[j0ckl4]

HAHAHA

[NoPityForaCowarDD]

buy menu.FTW ;D;D

[Sup3rth3ifXx]

LOL

[GeneralBaker200]

roflroflroflroflroflroflroflro­flroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl­roflroflroflroflroflroflroflro­flroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl­roflroflroflroflroflroflroflro­flroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl­roflroflroflroflroflrofl

[odedmalca]

פאקינג שיט!!!

[ChiMaera134]

LOL

[Newsport345]

is that garry`s mod?

[xXdeathrejectXx]

Hahaha xD

[RaTcHeT302]

0:25 XDDD

PS : Alyx doesn't die lol

[otay183]

hahaha

[pwner347]

I wish alyx did die. Not Eli.

[ooogmorg]

same well no i just wish SHE COULD AIM AT A ZOMBIE

[tophernator1022]

you bastard

[jomar6cuenca]

Counter-Strike Source Mastercard Parody

[ocedreku]

retard!!!!

[AlphaTheMan]

Hah. Of course, Alyx doesn't die. Even when she was supposed to fall, rather than being impaled by a Hunter, she was intended to be gravely injured.

[TiM3X666]

Alyx doesnt die. Right?

[IDKwutName]

she comes back to life =D

[nachoguy5]

no...thatz eli ^_^

[Samisyourgod]

lol great stuff

[Fosten12]

Priceless

[javaman1494]

haha nice =D

[earlpwns8]

the voice was perfect!!!!!!!!11

[hackerstickman]

^^ so funny

[DarkAssassinderPapst]

naja

[madboy1234ps3]

lol

[supercapo999]

THIS video is priceless