Why I'm Better Than You.

[banq0o]

...you make me jump! xD

[saltyypeoch]

So, you guys go off and live your mundane lives and I'll go live the dream

[StopMotion595]

Forgive me if I'm just ignorant.. but PLEASE tell me this is a joke..

[rebeccarideoutiscool]

yea like your better than my... no im just kinding your awsome xD

[andreawetzels]

ghehe, you sound so funny ;D

[RebalArts]

am gona grow old sitting in this chair (yawn) hearing you yap on and on

[septicZhelium]

I love this America versus England crap. But this is English humour, not humor.

[kdorts824]

can we be friends ?

[visichick]

haha ohh jamess...ur such a funny one <3 :)

[Emmybear1695]

Ps. To that classyglassy hammer person, I cannot reply to your comment because I am using my iPod but that is besides the point! Any ways ...I am from the united kndome so how the fuck can you call me an American fuck !??

[Emmybear1695]

I wan to see how far u can jump lol!!! Funny video!! Cyber hi-five!!

[FallibleLikeTheRest]

I don't understand how you could keep a straight face. :D

You should definitely consider acting. :D

[rebeccarideoutiscool]

i still think your hot even tho your being ...well. self- centered

[SugarRushOMG]

@rebeccarideoutiscool

its a joke :D

[rebeccarideoutiscool]

@SugarRushOMG i kno i was joking

[conman12691drum]

2007, part of world's largest moshpit =]

[chelsearaeduff]

lol...interesting

[MakeshiftEstablished]

Aahahahahaha!

[n00dle12345]

:L:L this made me laugh so much!!

[tapxodoll]

hahahaha

SOME people need a sense of humor..

i dont think they quite get your sarcasm & for that this video is great!

[rappstack]

lmao what the hell is going on with these comments?

he's clearly joking lmao.

[NateRhapesPandaBears]

But if your going to say something like that, don't say it as a comment on a youtube video. Because honestly, only about a total of 25 people will actually read what you wrote. And really no one will care if you like America or not. Really, your just another american with a big ego. And @classyglassyhammers is just another person who hates America.

P.S. i've been published in two books.That is one reason why i'm better than you. [x

[NateRhapesPandaBears]

Honestly? Okay i am an American.

Yea, i do admit., some of us can be total retards, and some of us have big egos like the @EuroProjectk person. (no offense)

But if you don't like america you don't have to leave a comment that basically says fuck you america. As demonstrated by @classyglassyhammers .

[eLasmc]

the best part of the vid ist 2:41

[classyglassyhammers]

J0AMES IS AAMAZING

he's joking,

but i can understand why the americans cant process the humour because there is no presence of fart

jokes or people sliping on banana skins

get some perspective you ignorant american fucks

and i love how your all so ritious like you've achieved greatness,

when we all know that after youve finished on youtube

your going to shift your huge waist line over to mcdonalds

and order yet another big mac.

just smile.........there's always lipo

[EuroProjeckt]

USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!!!!! best country in the world, the whole fucking world. im proud to be an American so you can shove your 10 minutes to type comment and shove it up your ass, we won in the revolutionary war, just remember that!

[xXiloveizzyXx13]

No you, Emo came out in 1847 and I have proof, you said 1992...

[eltrolly]

YOU ARE A TROLL AND NOTHING ELSE

[littletubofVASeline]

i like the videos..

so ignore the losers who hate. meh, they just could never make a video on youtube cause they're lame? :)

[ProudFinn1]

i want my 2:40 back. what a waste of a video

[elyana97]

wow, you jumped? do you want a sticker?

omfg.

wtf, ur name is not even in there, ppfftt go on and live the dream as what????

ur a fuckin fail.

[MASSIVEDESTROY]

are you serious ore is this just *fun* ?:P

for you i hope the last...

[imotye]

hahaha, so convincing ;)

wow, i wish i was as awesome as you J0ames! ha

[tajhstallworth2008]

You are a stone fox. ;)

[Paige886]

Ha ha ha. If that's the best thing you achieved in your life too bad for you!

[marthasings]

in my opinion, sarcasm is the BEST form of wit.

therefore i love this and you are hilarious :D

that is all!

[JessOnTheRun]

learn some history... there were already established native civilizations on the north american continent (some 32 countries that belong to north america) and no... the nordics were the first to settle, but in masses, it was the spanish... the english came and basically couldnt occupy nor control it and got their butts kicked out.

[XOSiren18XO]

Man so many bad comments in the comment section i dont think ill watch the vid then

[Blue57band]

ummm..... congrats........if you want to have subscribers ant friends on youtube and stuff i wouldnt brag....... im happy for you but ....... yeah...

[LondonDreads]

Yes, well I don't suppose you realize that I'm on page 173 of the 2008 edition for the "longest uninterrupted use of sarcasm." At 21 years and 11 months the record still stands.

[legz628]

So was I :D

[ukichika4444]

YOU SUCK. just stop. hahh, i know u THINK that your in that book, but your not. itttss OOOkkkkk. we UNDERSTAND??? not reallly...... ur delusional and your video is a drag fag...........please dont try any harder, ur embarrassing me

[itcouldhappentojonny]

its sarcastic

[ukichika4444]

Hahh, i didnt write this. my friend did, but yeah we were just being stupid. ur prob cool. k pcc out.

[changl72]

I know, I think I very smart and pretty so I get where he's coming from

[yugiddd]

unsub

[tyler89richards1]

yikes

[itcouldhappentojonny]

its sarcastic

[lizzlefuzz]

I know you think it's funny in a dry way, but honestly this is boring as hell. PICK UP THE PACE!

[Aliciapeach]

Yeah dude, my dream is to be able to jump really far. You're an idiot.

[medivorous]

He's joking. Jeez.

[tillytots100]

obviously you don't get sarcasm?

[m0phie]

i participated in the world's largest simultaneous wheelbarrow race ;)

true story.

[JohnnyDizm]

*whang* my damn irony detector's on the fritz again

[sheenclimmings]

Queer

[gilsaly]

why i'm better than j0ames:

i'm American ;)

[baulkweon]

Parkrc, this guy fucking spelled it out FOR YOU: Why I Am Better Than You.

[cslhrdcr]

Funny, but not really. It is too long.

[Douchetes]

i did a simultaius sing with my school and tonnes others soo yeah im not mundane!!!

[KageZero]

...meh i've seen funnier than this. nice try though. Not really.

[c0al]

good trolling but not very funny

[clomo0809070604]

ur so conceded ha ha lol

[Hane1747]

Roflmao!!!!

[wickedlover101]

So. Hot.

[SteakBeats]

too much sarcasm for my taste

[chaset0pher]

gah,for some reason I think this guy is incredibly smokin hot.The accent just sets it off

[griffybabyyyy]

LMAO, don't make it look like you're "learning" the hoedown throwdown dance! we all saw you teaching it to whataboutadam onblogtv! LMAO

[markcumbriauk]

Self important Little Prick, Go Jump of a cliff, and give the Rest of us some peace. TWAT

[BTTHEBAND]

People who are unable to understand sarcasm make me mad...

[marthasings]

wow

how can you be so stupid as to not see that this is hilarious sarcasm?

[xxxbj94]

well im just a fucker thats fucks up at eveything....so injoy being the best...and u know how to make sure one hate....

[00DemolitionLover00]

Sarcasm is the greatest thing in the world.

[0aliinchen0]

hardcore!!! you look soooo good...xD okey ich bin zwar deutsch aber geil siehst du trotzdem aus.... HAMMA!!!

[gtman345]

You rounded up, dumbass.

[j0ames]

on may the 5th i rounded down. dumbass.

[AmagnitoFragnanda]

lmfao !

i was in that book too ,

i took part in the worlds largest easter egg hunt ,

ohh yeah !

[cussecusse]

pretty but lame! no where near abusive enough for my liking

[Tefuhlee10]

or right

[Tefuhlee10]

why do you look to the left?

do ou have a script?

[freaknbeutiful]

this is soo funny . Sarcasm is great!!!

[nonecanbesoawesome]

i thought this was real at first then i realised he was being sarcastic. this is hilarious, i jumped. lol

[zipcode21229]

You are skilled (at pleasuring yourself).

[anatotallycrazy]

ROFL!

[islandork]

lmfao. hahahahahahaha. this made my morning

[terrifictia]

hahaa, this is funny (:

i like sarcasm.

x

[princesslooby2]

hes jokin guys :P

haha

[MiRi0here0for0music]

:) :)

[TheYellowsAndReds]

he's not being serious you dumbfuck shit-heads.

[mikeskeham]

PENIS

[designyomind]

Oh your name wasn't in it? aww =[ so sad. Sorry to hear about that. Mr. better than everyone.

Yeah.. You're sooo accomplished.. You make Youtube videos for random strangers. Thumbs up to you.

[anatotallycrazy]

And you are that random stranger. Two thumbs up for you.

[appleyhiccup456]

i like ur vids..not this 1... =(

[AvaIsHighOnLife]

actually i took part in the world's largest ice show titled Celebrate Saskatchewan On Ice back in 2005. It is a world record as well. i was jumping as well...except with skates on! so...what can you do?

[SuzanneBa]

How nice:-) That someone as "Special" as you can express yourself for us all to admire AND NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!

[AllTheMusicYouNeed]

uurrrm well your full of yourself

[turker60]

Lol, I'm in the book in 2005 for the worlds largest chairity head shave. try harder son.

[meganVONz]

not really that funny... just kept listening becuase of the accent...

[chibiichigo491]

haha someones full of himself.

[clomo0809070604]

uuuuhhhhh i got an honorable mention from toshiba in 4th grade i could've gon into competition but i was beaten out by someone who made their project on worms

lol

[1bloody1]

People need to lighten up. It's just a joke. It's not the most hilarious thing I've seen, but I do enjoy sarcasm. xD

Nice job.

[astounded123]

Not many people in the comments section have a sense of humour!

[1002347]

ur every reason why i dont want to belong to the english

[rocafella885]

you remind me soooo much of someone i hate sooooo much

[lassir16]

it may have been a joke, but still a damn bad one, and a waste of time. u got 2 be a HUGE Idiot to even consider making such a video.

[Kurtyoungblood]

Haha 1:36

"I have achieved something that none of you have achieved in your lifetimes"

The way you say that makes me laugh.

[01001110101100001011]

dry humor, ehh.

[LuvvAlwaysxoxo]

okay, I know everyone else hates this video but....

I think it's hilarious!!! lol. You're accent is adorable too :)

[tkddevon]

you suck balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you wasted everyones valuable time with your retarted videos! -_-

[WereJustThatRandom]

even if it was sarcasm i still think its stupid

[MrJacka22]

what a wanker even if it is a joke.

i was part of that jump as well who gives a shit!!!

learn some life skills and leave the house every now any then

[j0ames]

Ummm. I do leave the house actually. How do you think I took part in my jump? OMG

[1bloody1]

lmao.

[CandiAcid]

im sorry but i dont really like this guy... like omg i cant believe i wasted my time on this... im going to subscribe to him just so i can unsubscribe... everyone who has subscribed to this guy have NO LIFE... you make british people look gay.

[ryanboxing]

your such a cunt....

[fizzycolabottlesx]

this.

is.

a.

joke.

do the world a favour, and get a sense of humor, and an understanding of the word SARCASM.

[RumplestilskinWolf]

this video is obviously a joke/sarcasm.

[RumplestilskinWolf]

Some people are so slow....

This video is a JOKE

but if you can't understand that, let's spell it out nice and clear:

J-O-K-E

He is being sarcastic. Grr what does it take to get through to the people who are like, "U R shit diz is a loada crap your arnt nufink special" etc...!?!?

[HiralShah00]

This guy needs to get out more, seriously

[hellojennyyy]

seems much of youtube has lost its understanding of the concept of 'sarcasm'

type 'define:sarcasm' into google

read

then watch this video again

(Y)

i<3uj0ames

[DusterPanCake]

idiot! delete this vid!

[ShadowAssassin887]

wow ur a NUB rnt u? ive got one thing to tell you idiot

go hang yourself if you cant learn everyones equal

[cartland222]

its ppl like u who piss me off u ppl make jokes and act like ur the best when ur really not i no its a joke but it isnt funny

[hiswayornoway]

also a guinness world record holder:

most people dressed as smurfs in one place, 2000 (and something). I WAS A SMURF.

[ROBBiE3MM]

2:20 lol you must have started laughing

[rmcj5]

wow you were in th guiness book of world records 6 years ago and were the things that us people look over and say thats something that we didnt need to know and you were one of the hundreds of thounsands that participated in it??? well good for you. lol

[RumplestilskinWolf]

I find it sooo fucking funny that some people can't comprehend the overwhelm of sarcasam in this video. He's joking!

I worry how these people would compose themselves at something like a live comedy show = blank, unimpressed/clueless faces.... priceless.

[PplcallmeT]

u scare me :) lol

[rey4every]

i was in the world records for the most lemons squezed and made into lemonade in 24 hrs

[ninjakittyX]

ofgz, i jumped too.

we both simultaneously jumped to achieve greatness in that big book :D

brilliant ^.^

[907Lance]

You come off as a douchebag.

[kysmiley24]

gee. i wished i possessed such a great skill as you. you are truly a skilled man, j0ames. you inspire me to do great things.

;) thanks for the vid!

[JessOnTheRun]

Ive accomplished and achieved before I was 21, like many, far greater than this dolt will do his, or shall I say "her", entire life

[JessOnTheRun]

oh god, what a silly, skinny wimp limey... you are a foreigner... no matter how much you want to be, you wont be an american

[kysmiley24]

who would really want to be an american?

[JessOnTheRun]

being that you are only 14, naive, inexperienced in the world and havent even begun to live life yet, what do you know? Perhaps the image you are using on your profile illegally should better answer that question... Im sure Obama has no problem with being american.

[brightsleep]

JessOnTheRun. You make yourself out to sound very dumb.

[JessOnTheRun]

your are just a kid who hasnt accomplished anything in life, what do you know? Nothing you say? nuff said.

PWND

[brightsleep]

Oh, I'm sorry. Have we met? Oh, wait.. No, we haven't. Therefore you know absolutely -nothing- about me, my life, or my accomplishments. You can't even make completely sentences! You can't spell out "enough" correctly, and what the hell is PWND? I mean, really. I am done with this. You only further make yourself sound pathetic. And quite frankly, anything you say about me from this point on is a waste of your energy. You make not enough sense to even try and comprehend.

[JessOnTheRun]

in short: apparently not... just look at the reaction you emotionally present? I know enough to get you riled... dont be so hypocritical, it sort of makes all your points moot.

there is a good word for you: hypocrisy

and dont even start on grammar and spelling... again, you arent even living up to your own standards ;-)

chew on that for while (instead of all that junk food)

[kysmiley24]

what i'm saying is that america is steadily progressing towards being that stupidest and fattest nation in the world. i love america, obviously since i live here, but there are also things in it that are not great. just pointing out both sides.

and plus, i dont really appreciate all the insults you are hurling at me. i know that i am not fat and stupid, sorry if you think that.

[ThinkSarcasmic]

JessOnTheRun, you officially make me LOL, for lack of a better word(s). I do love YouTube for bringing out the best in people. :)

[lululubbscici]

i think we should play the hater game with shadowmachine15

[chocolatechip541]

technically if you weren't there and you didn't jump at the exact same time as everyone else, the world record wouldn't have been possible. therefore, you're AMAZING (and skilled) end of story. haters like the comment below me need to calm down. seriously. take a joke. <3

[shadowmachine15]

Someone should walk up and punch him in the throat....

[darkender000]

he acts so serious its funny

[shiryet]

i am god.......

Top that.

[kysmiley24]

well i'm Jesus. and since the Holy Trinity is all equal, you cant top me ;)

[shiryet]

i am the creator of god. =)

[kysmiley24]

ooooooh! i dont think i can top that ;)

[nattalyyyyy]

wow. i don't understand how people think that you're being serious. personally, i thought you were hillarious.

[nnp357]

haha i was the 11,111 veiwer!!!!

[pinkergrashalm]

now that's incredible!

[kysmiley24]

usually that stuff annoys me but thats really cool!

[sockpuff]

OMG! I did that too! How weird, i never thought it would be in the book :S I thought all the jumping was just random haha

[worcesterwombat]

you're an arse

[VioletRaynne]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

[coolroxas]

wow he's achieved a youtube channel which most of us have....all I got to say is smugness isnt funny by yourself my advice if you going to keep at this is to find someone else to balance the comedy

[Wheelsgr]

Smugness isn't, sarcasm IS. Especially when people don't get it... HILARIOUS.

[univurss]

Ha ha ha,

[truthbetoldify]

damn u have a gay ass accent

[lozziebubs123]

haha, that is some funni shizzle

[lilburnmafia]

Not as funny as you thought it would be. Work on your delivery.

[Paigey2214]

I wuv u....

lol.

[SeNziita]

wow u seeem really down 2 earth or if your joking dude sorry to break it 2 ya but really not funny....

[AcidHaus1]

you're quite annoying.

[broncofan12312]

STFU i wanna beat ur ass u fukin bitch u sound so gay

[CuddleScar]

Haha! XD

[love2dance66]

no offense but this is soo stupid i mean why are u telling all ur viewrs whats so awesome about you?

[RumplestilskinWolf]

this video is a joke.

he is being sarcastic,

it appears that is a concept alot of people are stuggling with here.

:P

[love2dance66]

its still lame