Hey, Shipwreck: The Second Episode

[Michaeltsui1189]

can't wait for that profanity filter

[WingedRobert]

NUBs should have numbers

[jobu88]

Common sense was secured a long time ago.... LOL truer words were never spoken.  Hilarious stuff....

[pcfix33]

I love these shows. They remind me of a more complicated time of my life, when i was in the NAVY.

[comslicer]

Since when is a NUB a second class

[Anguish85]

@comslicer that is a E2, aka not a second, po's have a crow, NUB

[comslicer]

NUB doesnt stand for New Underway Buddy for those who dont actually know what it means.

[comslicer]

Holy crap training sucks!!!

[sweetlilpsycho]

NUB's these days, no one knows about "Hey, Shipwreck!" anymore! It could be because I'm on shore right now, but we had all the video files SAVED on the Multimedia drive on USS Last Ship. Got me through a lot of mid-watches on deployment...

[ApharHa]

We should start giving NUB's numbers... :)

[seanThree16]

Exactly, I was a GM, even when I would point out on drills that the enemy can see us under our lights and kill us WAY more efficently than we can kill them on a DDG, even my XO was like, "Yup....you're right." And that was it. Damn, I'm so glad to be out. And that comment about the Navy being super PC and not allowing tattoos, drinking, and especially smoking...yeah, we are well on our way to that, sadly. Ever see a modern sailor with a tat of his boat? Didn't think so. Society...help us!

[WasteOfLyf]

Might be nuking this a bit here, but I notice they cocked their guns. I thought weapons need to be carried in condition 1 when standing an armed watch. Does it just depend on where you are? Newly frocked ET3, here.

[DenkaiShindo]

@WasteOfLyf only pistols are condition 1. All longarms are to be carried in condition 3.

[talanhawke]

HAHAHA

oh gods... I lost it at "common sense was secured a long time ago"

Man, these things bring back good (in that I never have to go through any of that ever again)

[bobpones123]

i like it

[teknosaurus]

New Useless Beeyotch.

[1234naruto12345]

Non Usable Body, retard. My brother is in the real Navy.

[sgtpancake]

Thats east coast I guess. Out here they are just FNGs. Fucking New Guys

[SlamAssMan]

Why doesn't anyone think this show is awful. These videos are the conversations I hear walking down the spine at nuke school every few weeks by a new group of non indoc'ers. The jokes on these videos are those of comedic NUBs, which by the way stands for Non Useful Body, but in the case of my time spent watching "Hey, Shipwreck" stands for Now Useless Bandwidth! Thinking of the back and forth banter that created this show makes me wish i were sent back to P days. . . where there is no internet!

[Rhythmwhip]

OMG its clips from that game "Buttpirates"

[koryio1113]

ur being a shitbag man. just cause u dont like it doesn't mean that u have to say all this shit about it being crap. over here in groton,ct subase we all enjoy this so keep ur negitive coments to ur self. the sailor that made this does it on his own time... so just ease up on the negativity. and if u were, or are, in the navy then u need to support ur shipmate not critisize his work. i want to see u do any better.

[kfinkelstein]

who the fuck enjoys their time in groton?

[koryio1113]

guess what it is not the place that matters its the people. what is ur rating anyway? even the assholes over here liked it so y cant u just enjoy the vid or leave?

[trim59]

nuke power bitch

[zredbaron240]

Non Useful Body.

[pathos1983]

I meant "forward personnel" can be NUB's as well. I got out. Going to college for something completely unrelated to a reactor.

[pathos1983]

aNother Useless Body. Cones are NUB's too.

[pathos1983]

FTN?

[Brownie210]

Incontheivable.

[jlholder]

this is what i tell my friends to watch if they want to see what the real navy is like.

[smithmj83]

I prefer the term F.L.A.B

[lashlecf]

Funny,I remember them Navy days up topside on that mid-watch as POOD smoking with the Rover and watching out for that Duty Chief, ha. Great

[jtkrizzle]

New Underway Buddy!

[paroexpress]

hahahhahaha really dark navy blue.... hahahahaha sigh.. i am going to miss this

[wanky12]

wut game is this

[SlamAssMan]

Why would you want to know what game this is? The graphics are awful, the dialog and story line is lame, even for testors whose favorite game was E.T. on atari, the background is the screensaver from my PC from '93, and the level up system appears to take years. Oh, you were obviously trying to avoid a terrible game by finding out what this one was! Good thinking, lucky you this is just FMVs of the worst time spent by navy resources sense the man hours spent on editing the navy numa numa video!

[bobpones123]

halo

[ph4ntasm]

lmao, this is great

[psedog]

what the h3ll did you just call me noob, classic. :p

[leroyfli]

Thats N.U.B or Non usefull body surface scum

[trialral]

Man, Ijust got off the boat. I love to laugh at how real this is! I hate the boat! MM1 in 5. Next stop civilian life

[Jayfive67]

yeah, good luck at getting a job in the civilian world.

[redSG]

MM's can find jobs after the Navy. What are you talking about?

[SHJLifeAndLight]

This guy KNOWS the Navy!! Hilarious USN Retired