Red State Update: Obama, Cheney Cousins?

[smp156]

oh

my

goodness

i love the old dude with the beard

damn, i wanna be a redneck so damn bad. i eff'ing hate Hate HATE NYC

fugg NYC

[beavisCS]

lol hitler is also related to bush so what?

[thementalpatient2005]

lol

[Yoetah]

Lynne Cheney's book Blue Skies, No Fences

You guys failed to mention that Bush is hanging from the family tree too

hehehe

[forming36]

perfect example of DE-EVOLUTION .

[4u2b1ib12]

Oh, Oh, Oh, yeah!!!!!!

[obamaishere22]

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[kehkehbia]

Barack is black?

Hell NO ! hes half white, so he is white too!

[AfricanH3ro]

What happened to the one drop rule?

[toribaltimore]

Was that your way of saying that the glass is half full?

[FriedEggsandChips]

So — you think Obama and Cheney's families all got together this year for Thanksgiving?

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Esuric86]

Obama and McCain are one in the same, the people don't have a choice, just the illusion of choice. Just like how Kerry and Bush are 9th cousins, were in the same college fraternity, and knew each other. Both are have nearly identical stances on the issues, WAKE UP!

[intellectualscum]

It pains me to see your comment got a thumbs down because what you say is exactely true and anyone giving it a thumbs down are obviously only doing it because they don't want to hear the truth. Two families have dominated the white house since Regan (Bush's and Clinton's) and now it comes out that Cheney and Obama are cousins. That should speak volumes to people but instead it's written off as a coincidence. Coincidence, bulls##t, more like secret bloodlines. Wake up folks, America is hijacked.

[horrorbusiness420]

how many parties does a two party system have? ONE.

republicrat. they work together obviously.

[elevensmiles11]

you forgot brad pitt, lol

[Traviswolf087]

yall are worthless, you give us here in TN a bad name. we arent all racist, ignorant, illiterate and drunk, republican wastes of life.

[sleepylyeye18]

collin powell slapped usa troops in the face with his endorcement

[intellectualscum]

Don't you think that both McCain and Obama have also slapped the troops in the face because they both want the war in Iraq expanded? America is in a sad state of affairs right now and neither candidate will actually change a god damn thing. However, I think it would be safer for the world to have McCain as president because everybody already distrusts the republicans. Whereas if Obama is president it would give America a new face which in turn would leave others open to its exploitations.

[ScaperSteph]

Wow, I think I'm related to everyone in this race except Joe Biden (wouldn't be surprised if he was too, though). lol

[poopyscoopy5]

It is funny how they found Palin is related to Princess Diana and Franklin Roosevelt and its plastered over the front page of yahoo and promoted all over. Then in the last ten seconds they say "Obama is related to Brad Pitt" Leaving out Bush. and Cheney.

[willtrib]

I guess this may destroy the famous patriotic cliche we tell our children: "Yes, Johnny, even YOU can grow up to be President of the United States." This statement is apparently not possible, unless one happens to be related to a substantial number of former U.S. Presidents, & the royal family. Blue blooded as they say.

[willtrib]

S'true!

Sarah Palin is the 12th cousin of John McCain, 8th cousin of George W. Bush and 10th cousin of Barack Obama!

[willtrib]

Obama is Dick Cheney's 8th cousin, making him(obama) G.W.Bush' 11 cousin! (Cheney is G.W's 3rd cousin) And George Bush Sr. is the Queen of Englands 13th cousin!! (George W. Bush and Sen. John Kerry are ninth cousins, twice removed & John McCain is a sixth cousin of first lady Laura Bush.)

[willtrib]

Further more,

Bill Clinton's (born William Jefferson Blythe, but took his stepfather's name as a teen) family goes back to William Henry Harrison and Benjamin Harrison, making him related to Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter. His kinship to Ford makes him 'near kin' to Richard Nixon and thus George Bush.

[willtrib]

Clinton's ancestry can be traced back, on his mother's side, to King Henry III who ruled England from 1227 to 1272. He is descended from King Robert I of France. Clinton is related to every Scottish monarch to the current British royal family. Clinton's royal roots include several medieval monarchs and Simon de Montford, a statesman and soldier under King Henry III. Through de Montford, Clinton is related to every ancient aristocratic family in Britain today

[willtrib]

Bush is closely related to every European Monarch both on and off the throne. Some of Bush's royal kin includes Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen Mother, Duchess Sarah "Fergy" Ferguson and even the late Princess Diana. His most prominent ancestor may be England's King Charles II.

[willtrib]

According to above-ground genealogical information, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, are descendants of King Edward III of England. we also find that F.D.R. is related to presidents John Adams, Ulysses Grant, The Harrisons, James Madison, William Taft, Zachary Taylor, Martin Van Buren, Rutherford Hayes, John Tyler, and yes, even George Washington himself.

[willtrib]

In addition, Zachary Taylor is James Madison's second cousin, Millard Filmore is related to Martin Van Buren, Ulysses Grant, Grover Cleveland, and Rutherford Hayes, and all the above-mentioned can also trace kinship back to John Adams.

[willtrib]

The rest of the family includes John Tyler, Warren Harding, James Garfield, William H. Taft, and Calvin Coolidge. William Taft is Calvin Coolidge's seventh cousin once removed. Rutherford Hayes is Richard Nixon's eighth cousin thrice removed, but is also William Taft's seventh cousin but also F.D.R.'s eighth cousin (once removed). The list goes on and on and on with every President being a cousin once, twice, thrice or even eighth cousin (removed) of each other.

[willtrib]

I like to call it the Cheney/Obama Strain; That's just what i like to call it. Um hmm

[TonyaTko]

Nice Video!

I did one too about this whole debacle. I will send it to you. Tell me what you think.

-TonyaTko

[latinamajor]

Great... so I can vote for McCain or Dick Cheney's cousin.... those are my options... fucking wonderful...

lol

[aleinXinsect]

you guys be suckin down on the hydrogen peroxide?

[sweetmpea5]

i can't believe people are still supporting this guy after he's been caught lying several times. i just don't understand. he say's "i voted against the war" and "bring our troops home" and all that shit. and then he votes to fund the war? are you people blind? look at his record! april,26 2007 vote 147 on h.r. 1591. $124.2 billion for the war. he voted YES! can you not read? can you not hear him him speak? fucking numb in the head americans.

[flyingmonkeyskin]

voting to invade, and voting to fund the troops are different things my good sir! G'day!

[GreedyMeat]

awesome funny

[BestestMoron]

WoW!!!! Obama should have voted not to supply the troops ALREADY IN IRAQ (thanks to hill & mccain) with weopens & armors & food & support... he should have sent the troops to hell by voting against replinishing & improving their ability to fight...

... so that DICKHEADS like u wouldn't go around applying DICKLOGIC like the one above.

[WHOOPASSLQ]

Not sure what you are replying to but if funding were cut off they would have to withdraw. Voting for funding is supporting the war. A vote, of course, he has to do for his political ambitions. He's just another politician.

[BestestMoron]

WoW!!!! Obama should have voted not to supply the troops ALREADY IN IRAQ (thanks to hill & mccain) with weopens & armors & food & support... he should have sent the troops to hell by voting against replinishing & improving their ability to fight...

... so that DICKHEADS like u wouldn't go around applying DICKLOGIC like the one above.

[getrealamerica2008]

Obama expresses his devoute relationship with his church. Their affiliations are NOT puttin out a peaceful vibe.His devouteness and his message to Americans are contradicting.

flip flop, he just cant stop!

[lovethyanimals]

I'm from Sydney AUSTRALIA down under...

I have good sense of knowledge of people...Educated myself and heard seen the world coming

To an end war and terror. We want change NOW.

OBAMA is what AMERICA is looking for... think carefully on Election Day!!!

[Drkazuki]

hahaha

[outragedpalmer]

This is the funniest shit! ROFLMAO

[PearlySwan]

The world run by the elite on top of the pyramid? Conspiracy? Are bloodlines involved? Please Google the following names: "SAMUEL HINCKLEY AND SARAH SOOLE." You'll pull up a Chicago Sun Times article by Scott Fornek from 9/9/07. This isn't fiction!

[angrywinds]

Obama is a Zebra half white and half black

[ronpaulguy2008]

Rush said he was halfrican american.....

[grazon]

And the rest of the world says Rush is an asshole.

[originaldylan]

He is kind of an asshole. Even as a conservative I'd agree but he does support the troops and donates all kinds of money personally and through fund-raising for them......probably his only redeeming quality

[grazon]

Well he also closes his mouth some times.

Like when he's sleeping.

[Curiousviewer22]

I fell off my chair laughing!  You are good!

[AmericanCountryPride]

Obama is black!?!? lol

[1Bombsaway]

Six stars.

[THEMASTEROFYOU2000]

funniest m/f'ers on the web!.ya'll rock...funnier than almost every show on tv!.chappell got ya'll.aint nobody funnier that a crack head black dude...but ....lmmfao.... ya'll drunk red necks are close!

[esco42085]

obama isnt black hes biracial. hes half white and half black. theres a difference.

[hillaryyo2008]

He's black above the waist and white below. Sorry Obama girls.

[AmericanCountryPride]

Thats HORRIBLE!!! HAHAHA LOL!!!!

[nespokesman]

and Hillary is a man.

Why do you think Bill cheats on it. Bill likes pussy, he only married it for status.

[NHMntnHIGH]

Obama is black damn!! And all this time I thought he was a used car salesman. Damn now I defintely gotta get my money back on that lemon

[DaCoach68]

How embarrassing for Obama!

[rpforliberty2008]

"My professor was permitting abortions to defy the law, I accidently walked into the room where they were doing an abortion and they delivered a 2 lb infant that was breathing and crying, and they put the baby in a basket in the corner and pretended they didn't hear it cry and let it die."

-- Ron Paul and why he's against abortion.

[lewt8676]

I'd say that was against the law, letting a living human being die!!When did this happen? All those who know about this are covering up a crime, and are also criminals!!What goes around willcome around, especially to that Professor, and his silent dummies!!!!!!!!!

[hillaryyo2008]

It was illegal and you are right. It was when Ron Paul was in medical school so it was quite some time ago. Abortions were illegal at the time but done on a regular basis.

[Fazzel]

What the heck does that have to do with Obama and Cheney?

[hillaryyo2008]

Ron Paul like Obama is a candidate for president. If you think Obama is a rotten choice you may prefer Ron Paul.

Go to ronpaul dot 2008 for more info.

[silverstars1983]

Tell this to a raped woman

[gungasdindin]

Ebony 'n Ivory

Side by side my piano keyboard

...OH LORD!

[risetotheheavens]

Here Here to the funniest, most informative guys on the web... I wish I would have seen you sooner!!!

[Alexreb92]

obama is black?

lol

[FikiNom]

lol this is good

[SatoriSoul]

"Hahaha!" You guys rule! You not only make valid points but make the rest of us care enough to listen. You guys gotta interview Clinton. Make him your first guest speaker!

Peace Outz!

[Jimihendrixson]

"usa2z" I agree with u. even tho theres been bullshite from the past America is still the best

[tps607]

I can see the resemblance....a lot of squirrels in THAT tree!

[wavymavy]

Yeah, I do.  Sauteed, with a little steak sauce.

[KHFan]

I'm naming my kid Dunlap...

Dunlap Forest Eugene

[RoninDave]

The last line - LOL! Brilliant!

[wavymavy]

wow. Well, I hope the reason you think that way is because you are only nine years old ... or are in a coma... or are from another planet. And I really, really, really, hope you are not a registered voter in the U.S.A. Really.

[TwilightDrop]

Love ya guys!!... Always good for a laugh!!

[dollaresque]

Dunlap for President!

[MadMustard]

You guys are great.

[franknyt]

Whats up with the Peroxide bottle?

[arocketsurgeon]

Maybe one of them got an infection?

[Stoff198]

"OBAMA IS BLACK" "Really?"

[eastwood13]

Best country in the world?...hmmm, best at education?...nope, best in healthcare?...nope, most freedom?...nope. Hmm what are we the best at? ohh almost forgot weapons development, we are the best at that!

[franknyt]

Nope Russia got a better "Daddy of all Bombs".

[usa2z]

IF you think America is so horrible why don't you just leave!

[sengdon]

Thanx dudeabides 94...for showing us the lack of brains you seem to have with your limited vocabulaire.

One braincell..afraid of sharing his hamburgers with some poor people in the rest of the world...voting for bush...

...people like bush, hitler, napoleon are just small dicks...these are the big dicks....

don't worry...this president will guard your hamburger.

Still, try to get some education, preferably on your own country...to start with

[sengdon]

the us is just an ordinary military dictatorship...but they hide it nicely with their hollywood ...'we are godsent...'speeches.

Now makin money on wars, weapons, reconstructiond...a total disgrace for the free world.

The us audience ?

Shoot out JFK brains and they believe everything...what can you expect from them ?

[theDudeAbides94]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah the us in bad blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah america is a dictatorship blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah the free world blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah making money on wars blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah JFK got shot blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and your done shut up dip shit and get the fuck off youtube

[greatbroad]

"It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself."

-Thomas Jefferson

John Cusack has made a movie, War, Inc. I am looking forward to it. There are trailers available.

American ingenuity has not become an oxymoron for all of us, yet...

[TheBSG]

Oh my God. This show has such amazing Socratic Irony it hurts. I can only dream of being half the writer.

[calamaya48]

not bad...

now i'm gonna go watch "nascar tips for democrats" for the 20th time.

[dollaresque]

I also watch nascar tips every time I come to YouTube now! This current video is good too, who would've thought they're all related like that :)

[allieBean4]

lol hydrogen peroxide nice

[jimmyjam9014]

wut so funny is that obama talked shit abotu cheney up until he find out that they r cousins

[anmoose]

ROTFLMAO!! Great one, guys!

Moosie

[harrison1184]

Go Ron Paul!

[ApplePieSoda]

Is that hydrogen peroxide in the foreground? I like playing "which of things doesn't belong" with these boys. 5 stars, as usual.

[wavymavy]

You're kidding ... right?

[ElCarcho]

"which ones black?"

LOL

[ronannestor]

brilliant, best video after the last waltz one!

[HabsRule92Remy92]

One of the best ones yet, excellent work!

[eminnj]

well done. you guys are the best.

[votealma]

Can't we all be related anyway?

[GTB]

That was great! 5 stars!

[coldice76]

I love that Fred Thompson picture in the back.

[angie8675309]

loved it! 5*s

[acudoc411]

LOL!!!!  Another great one!

[originaldylan]

Bush is also Obama's 11th cousin.

Last month the Chicago Sun-Times revealed the equally startling news that Mr Obama is an 11th cousin of President George Bush, thanks to a 17th-century Massachusetts couple, Samuel Hinckley and Sarah Soole.

[yanikv]

Damn...Obama just lost my vote. Who the hell am i gonna pick now?

[calamaya48]

Would that be the ancestor of the Hinkley that shot President Reagan?

[1DRock37167]

A lot of white people dont like dick cheney!

[nevermore1000]

The man they're both descended from was named Mareen Duvall, and also happens to be one of my ancestors. Duvall was born in France, which means that Dick Cheney is part cheese-eating surrender monkey.

[kain1384]

What? You mean the great American patriot Richard Cheney is a descendant of those stinking freedom hating Frenchies?  I just threw up my plate of freedom fries.

[asdffd]

I just noticed that Jackies painting of Fred Thompson makes Thompson look like a zombie.

[kYels1]

Brilliant!

[133tn00b]

you guys are funny as hell!

[dejahthoris]

yeah but is either one of em related to the loch ness monster

[dilusional1]

yeah...and the bastards won't stop askin for $3.50 lol

[Winky395]

The real question is...

Who would Jesus choose?

The white Christian?

or the black guy named Hussein?

Or perhaps an even better question might be,

why would the Demorats nominate either of them.

Dem two gots about the same chance as a fart inna windstorm

of ever getting' in the White House!

If America lets Billary in the White house, they'll get everything they deserve.

C'mon you don't think we've let Osama hang out in that cave in Western Pakistan fer nuthin' ?

[Rush888]

hahahaha....love it

[souljaEXVOTO]

like Public Enemy says: white woman, black man = black baby. Black woman, white man = black baby.

[ogerepus]

The way you describe anything is by listing its differences from the norm. In USA, white is the norm...so any deviation is commented on. Just like in, say, Senegal, a half-white baby would be white.

[pwrgawd]

I think the person might have been referring to phenotypical characteristics based on mendellian genetics even though he did not put it in those terms, as opposed to a social construction of "norms".

[CarlosChopChop]

Hey guys, I'm just wondering. Why do you call Obama black? He's only half black. Why in America are classified strictly "If they're not 100% white then they're black"? Why not call him mixed or half black half white?

[Winky395]

mulatto

[wavymavy]

I call him Mr. Obama.

[sidiggy1]

Taking away genetics, he certainly looks more black than white. Racial distinctions are 90% about looks. That is how prejudices form - we "pre" judge someone based on their looks.

[blackturtleus]

What's that bottle of hydrogen peroxide doing there in the right hand corner?!?

[eleory]

From the Wiki: Diluted H2O2 (around 3%) is used to bleach human hair, hence the phrase "peroxide blonde". It is absorbed by skin upon contact and creates a local skin capillary embolism which appears as a temporary whitening of the skin. It is used to whiten bones that are to be put on display.

[blackturtleus]

That's kind of morbid!

[RonPaulClips]

you guys are funny as hell!