Star Wars: Retold

[lukequincy]

O god, it hurts!!!

[1xic]

so did she get it right?!

[TheKISSdrummer95]

You are a sad exuse of a human being if you dont have a clue what star wars is about

[Graffe97]

I would TOTALLY see that version.



[jaford2]

I think she did better than I could have...

Actually, come to think of it, she told the story better than George Lucas did!

[thriceandonce]

I'm surprised she left out the bit where Darth Vader is Luke's father.

[legohoruswho]

o_0

[ElSambrero]

"HANS?"

[fmby]

Amanda is cute. I love it when she says "They blew up the death star. I said that, right? That's important".

[tbdmAsshy]

i got angry

[AndrewDBarker]

This is the version of Star Wars George Lucas wanted to make before all the people who told him no, and refined the story.

[smarquis2]

This is epic!!!

[machinamawatcher]

Seems legit.

[TheActiveAssault]

Hans.

[HenryMonmouth]

George Lucas was so impressed with this interpretation that he invited Amanda to write the next three films.

[LatteGrandeIAm]

@BlindsideDork I think so. Seems like a lot of people are doing it these days, re-posting their old videos.

[LordShadowvayne]

"The Stuff".....I want IT!!

[sophiachristamk]

i'm fucking dying... oh my fucking god XD

[wagordy]

nice



[ilvos01]

poor Chewie.



[LatteGrandeIAm]

I saw this like two years ago, still always makes me laugh.

[BlindsideDork]

@LatteGrandeIAm same here...was this reposted?

[bluewaver25]

Hans... =)

[Envy13012]

best part was the brown muppets and chewy is an evolved version of ewoks ROFL!!!



[MetazYT]

nice. that you always connect hans with us german :D

[sdempster1016]

I used to freeze people with the stuff, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[xMasterJuiceX]

Hans Solo

[TheDoctorYoyoto]

I forgot about this video LMAO.

[KazePK]

HANS



[crazylegoproductions]

1:29 wrong movie.

[TheAndrewlawlrence]

"he's got white face"

[EighteenPrettyYears]

"the stuff" LMAO amazing :D

[erikke80]

LOVED IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD

THE STUFF AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :)

[erikke80]

LOVED IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD

[MrStephenRGilman]

Wilhelm Scream ftw!

[littlebeagle2277]

THIS IS LIKE THE BEST STAR WARS RETELLING EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Flopsy1997]

I was screaming at the screen correcting her.

[lalatheviper]

LOL amazing



[jordanthecat]

Amanda is brilliant!!! Can she also focus her amazing summarizing powers on tediously-long works of literature? I never could get through Pride & Prejudice or Moby Dick in high school, but I'd love to know what they were all about. Thanks.

[xhatemailx]

Its like Drunk History, only not drunk (but every bit as funny).

[garinhash]

I'm going to, like, the dark side.... or whatever. LOL!

its like a Emo version of star wars.

this whole video is great! i was ROTFL the whole time

and Chewie being a deformed Ewok is gold!

[samplingrate]

Whatever you do, DON'T LET GEORGE LUCAS SEE THIS--he'll want to steal this plot for a gritty Star Wars reboot.

[sw204me]

@VividestSun Failure? This girl did a billion times better than 80% of the females out there, and she has only seen bits and pieces...

[esw02161]

Hans? Han, Hans? Han... Han S. ? H-A-N....HAHAHAHAHH OMG

[DjOxymoron]

somehow that girl looks like that stupid christian-troll girl who said, that god caused that japans tsunami, is it her? oO

[SierraTheSwag]

yep. I'm pretty sure that is exactly how it goes

[KyleKatarn145]

I'd watch that over the prequel movies.

[benerban]

That actually wasn't so bad for someone who hasn't seen the movies. Hilarious editing though!

[Force666666]

I believe this was the actual draft Lucas made. Then the editors stepped in and cleaned it up a bit. FYI, Lucas didn't have editors for I, II, or III. :P

[frogterrzz]

this made my day

[digitalmangaartist]

2:23 "The Stuff",I almost died laughing!

[defixfixfixed]

Her story is true!

[twilightwindwaker]

That was an interesting plot by why the hell would Obi wan and Ghost Obi wan be in one place? Does he have a clone?

[AlbertYonson]

Giraffe Love <3

[megaexplosions]

that is more or less how it happened.

[218Garfield]

Its Han!

[SuperReven1]

I'm crying from A: How funny it is. B: The poor attempt on explaining the story line. XD

[kazooga1234]

i saw this on a website called wimp a long time ago it was before i was into youtube stuff i am so glad i got to find the person who created it this was so funny and ha bisky

[TheMrYitch]

ok this seriously made my day at work!

[TheViolentIdiot]

what is this about han and luke kissing each other?

[shabangalangawang]

thubs up if you are to big a nerd for even finishing this video

[JjMoessinger]

I want to Like it for a Million times :'D

[ziogrunt]

I Laughed so Hard.

[dontlike2bfedwith]

close just outa order lol

[ItsOttis]

I prefered listening when I didn't know what she looked like. Just being honest.

[austins830]

Hans Solo.

[OBSidianRaptor]

Most accurate retelling of the first Star Wars trilogy ever.

[Citabria1963RC]

She butchered story line so much, I need to watch all six episodes again to remind myself how the storyline goes.

[PandaAndFalcor]

@Citabria1963RC I agree. I got confused and started questioning the story line myself.

[mosesmosestv]

Props for awesome use of the Wilhelm Scream

[BenLongman]

how did she remember the name Lando Calrisian but not the ewoks?

[lonerkyle02]

@BenLongman Lando's name is said in the movies, the words ewok and ewoks aren't. ><

[rundrop444]

pretty good but she mixed up ALOT of parts and left out the single most important part of the trology "Luke I Am Your Father" but pretty good not having seen the movies or read the books.

[MarinersFan1987]

@rundrop444 You mean "No, I am your father" right?

[rundrop444]

@MarinersFan1987 Yes

[TheTacosAreCold]

Haha! I love this! Amanda did pretty well for not having seen the movies. :D

[RoyKidman3]

This was lucas' true vision... however we wont see it until he makes the changes for the 4D Hologram Simulation Blu-Ray Saber Edition.

[totoro1591]

Yikes! She did leave out quite a few things...

[PokeZelda6664]

I think she's a TAD off.

Whatever though!

[tapirus1]

She wasn't really too far off for not having seen the movies. Excedpt for the Hans bit.

[degenererad]

that Hans solo konversation nearly killed me... hahaha

[Gizmodus]

19 people actually think Star Wars is important enough to remember.

[Shadowfax670]

@Gizmodus Thank God this isn't Facebook.

Thumbs down button, here I coooome!

[whalefire2]

ok...



[whalefire2]

ok...



[aeopmusic]

Do THE GODFATHER next!!!

[DannyShawn1436]

WTF....

[thekiller0197]

ok so im guessing by the three way at the end she wached a crapy gay porn not star wars

[Birdboy281]

is she for real

[harderanddontstop]

it would make me laugh a lot if u put ftw when he blew up the death star but u would kill me by making be laugh cuz i am eating

[thrasher1113]

I have to re-watch them all now

[Phangirl101]

The "Hans" part was gold. :D

[laceypennies]

I laughed so hard I dropped my laptop!

[MasterCharlz]

did i hear some wilhelm scream?

[SebaRasta]

Crap, crap, crap........

[ZayusInor]

see must have seen George Lucas's latest edition of star wars!

[cameronebersold]

A CRUSTY WHITE GUY= GEORGE LUCAS

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[skulljoint]

Luke and Hans make out?

I need to rewatch this shit!

[Eekhoornhoer]

Hahahahaha.

I just kept on laughing and laughing.

Oh man, someone needs to teach this woman.

[indyclonejr]

this is better than the original star wars films. lol

[lottalax]

Hahhahahaha, this was excellent.

[cschack76]

If Lucas had hired her for script duties, the prequels would've been waaaay more fun.

[cuzcooo]

kill her. with fire. big fire.



[nighteatingyou]

sounds pretty solid to me...

[verner112]

"And yoda is like: May the force be with you, or whatevaar" Priceless.

[deathbonker]

perfectly accurate.

[johnny718bravo]

That was epic

[MsPickyPrincess]

youtube search: quf9C3vrDWw

[cole11518]

omg ive seen all the starwars many times. and this is some funny shit even though its not quite right( han and luke kissing..or whatever) but i LOL

[SmileTouch]

Lmao too funny xD

[JustAskMe87]

We will never know who Luke's father was.

[Flopsy1997]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha ohhhhh my god this is so funny!

I wanted to correct her so badly!

[lmatera28]

too, too, funny!

If you want to have a good laugh type in nutty cooking peter part 4

and if possible please leave a comment!

[crapthatass88]

 I HAVE NEVER LAUGH THIS HARD!

[thekingbeyondthegate]

nailed it

[LukeVader77]

Oh man, i'm still cracking up.

[r4z0rbl4de]

close enough :)

[davenom16]

the first time i laughed in ages ^^ thank you very much :))))

i love you xD

[rmeddy1]

Nailed it

[Bert1268]

the stuff kill me XD

[LongandGeneric]

It says that this was uploaded just a week ago but I am honestly convinced I saw this years ago? Anybody know the source?

[nickdog670]

@LongandGeneric

Noticed that on the Mario Trailer video these guys made too and I swear I saw that before this month, must be something wrong with youtube.

[pixelspersecond]

@LongandGeneric I've been posting my videos in different places for a few years and finally decided to get serious about one channel. You probably saw this on my video channel when I made it a while back

[micahman3000]

"It starts out and this phone rings...." Too funny!

[tangow2]

So that's what the movies are about

[FunkMasterFlex3]

Nailed it.

[screwattackfan364]

WHITE FACE :(

[dillu1978]

Your friend Amanda is kinda pretty and hot. How old is she?

[CmonMan101]

Sooo.. She's around people that talk so much about Star Wars movies it's as if she's seen them?

Kinda feel sorry for her. Think of what she could have absorbed around people with higher concerns.

She did just fine on this.

[astrokmb1]

I've seen (most of) the Star Wars movies and I still don't know what the hell they're about! This woman knows WAAAAY more than I do. I think she did an awesome job, lol!

[tiscover]

better then the real movies!

[Earlchaos]

Watch this or something!

[flavoredcorpsebloppo]

I thought his name was Hans Solo too.. lmao. *facepalm*

[battousai12345]

@flavoredcorpsebloppo

Really? I used to think it was Hand Solo (and I think we all know what that implies...)

[flavoredcorpsebloppo]

@battousai12345 LOL! I think I like "Hand Solo" better.. lmao

[CharmedWun]

that was pretty entertaining!

[Gamgee01]

I would like to go to the Bar Planet and have a beer with Hans Solo there, whatever.

[BunnyOfElvnteenlives]

She got like half of it. That's pretty good

[inofaith]

Hans :P lol

[drakenman3]

i never liked star wars

[cowbaner]

Did anyone else feel their soul slowly being ripped apart watching this

[BeRussFour]

What an adorable little nerd. 

[askysoblue]

hahahaha I love this video. amanda, whoever she is, ROCKS.

[Snaavelstopic]

Well, to be honest.. she knows it better then me! XD

[RgPOmniMedia]

HAHAHAHA,what a riot! great job peicing what she said together. Timer for you to see the trilogy so you know better for the final exam. it will be 75% of your grade toward you eng lit degree. :)

[naldentester]

It really is uncanny that she got so many plot details without seeing the films.

[PrincipalAgents]

That is actually pretty cool... :D

[romanteg1970]

Five viewers were from the Dark Side...

[Relugus]

I love the Star Wars trilogy, well, episodes 4, 5 (the best one), and 6. Episodes 1, 2, and 3 can go f*** themselves.

[BZSPIRIT]

Seems legit.

[JanitorGH7]

i didn't get the f=ma thing :(

[shapeshifters7]

@JanitorGH7 Force=mass x acceleration. Its a lame science joke

[aqrzproductions]

@JanitorGH7 the equation to figure out how much energy is being used by something (force) you use the equations F=MA where force = the mass X the acceleration of object..

[maxibaer]

Lol very funny, nice work :-)

[Fluxgewirkt]

awesome story

[Jishuku]

Hans without Gretel... Hans Solo.

[3picL0lz]

Hans Solo. The german version of Han Solo.

[Waumboll]

This is awesome!

[ShadowWolf123]

Nice touch with all the wilhelm screams.

[finalfan321]

ow me gawd

[Fefedefefessle]

Hans?

[supremelorddoom]

LMAO!!!!........ F=MA

[dvade]

she remembers stuff i don't remember and i watched all 9 episodes like a million of times

[toshimitzu]

@dvade ummmm.... nevermind

[dvade]

@toshimitzu sry... i meant all 6 plus the deluxe versions of 4-6

[daemon192]

Like...whatever.

[VelvetNightmare313]

THIS WAS THE BEST EVER!!! :D

[BoleroOfAwesome]

And not a single fuck was given that day

[UheReasin]

Dear god.... I think my balls just got sawn off at this Blasphemey...