The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: 11/28/11 in :60 Seconds (Comedy Central)

[dukenthaylor]

As if those guys would ever trade away Santa Claus (and all his cool gifts and cookie-breath)

for God (and all his Socialist "Commandments" Agenda - they're even metrically-numbered for.."His" sake - and neck-melting dragon-breath)!

They know a good deal when they see it!

After they...make it up.

Along w/...the bad one.

Which they ALSO made up.

To be "fair and balanced."

[UniversalHere]

lol Fox news

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

Black Friday is such a casual game. Nothing but spray-and-pray noobs...

[suryalinaten10]

Omg that ''game'' bit, I am crying from laughter.

[Atheeizm]

Fuck;

1 God

2 FOX

[Kaizerworks]

False: The Puritans who came over here came to exact religious intolerance. They fled England for the religious freedoms that others enjoyed, not the other way around.

[theblacktulip]

I hope that someday our nation is entirely secular :)

[gotohellgooglization]

can you start posting full episodes of the Daily Show, please?

[0043mar]

This shit is on comedy central?

[8DX]

I always thought Americans used God as stuffing for their Turkey.

[shay33ish]

It's bad for business!

[shay33ish]

Leave God out of everything!