Chelsea Handler - Babies

[prestellad]

In what world is 72 months 8 years?

[DuchessGraziana]

I agree with her about the Star Jones thing. That bitch gets on my last damn nerve.

[xgoxdiexxx]

well shes no chappelle or hedberg. but not really bad.

[ScaniaChan]

Typical female comedian.

[frizzybob]

lol. heard these jokes before, but she has great delivery. (get it...)

[RealKengeki]

that was common sense stuff... not exactly comedy though in my opinion.

[moviedude22]

chelsea is a trip

[amzzyg13]

Comedy Gold. People need to relax its just a joke and I mean come on. And I agree with her, babies suck.

[JakeyJake95]

i love are you there chelsea :)

[tdotK1D]

mad that you can't get a man that would father your weird-ass children?

[jhonen32629]

@tggreene49 Her show has had six seasons so...SUCK IT

[SebasRabet]

since when is 72 dived by 12 = 8?

[JakeyJake95]

@SebasRabet since when is 9 x 6 = 63?

[SebasRabet]

@JakeyJake95 i don't know

[SebasRabet]

@JakeyJake95 and since when is 214 months(17.8yo) an adult?

[caremell]

guess I'm an asshole too if lous ck were doing these jokes I would be cracking up when a woman says same shit not same funny guess nature dictating this idk

[stickyfixer]

Do people hate this so much because she's a woman? If Bill Hicks had done this material everyone would love it.

[tggreene49]

I watched this out of curiosity after hearing the name Chelsea Handler, it was horrible and I wish her the very worst.

[ThatOneDude822]

Babies... Now only 5 year commitments xD

[TheGolfer231]

214 months would put you at 17 years old...

[katy93509]

I dont know if its cause I am british and if its cause we have a different sense of humor to americans but its not funny at all !!!

[locosychocrazy1]

@katy93509 Nah, its not the culture, this just kinda sucks. At most, I smiled. but really nothing more.

[angelwhiteify]

i hate when people talk about another people , this is not funny

[cnamalm]

Halarious

[adrastea]

btw is it sad that i was just amazed this calculator works without the internet?

[adrastea]

im 315 monthes old.

[newagedesi]

9*6? OMG SO NOT FUNNY!!! SHE NEEDS HER CAREER TO BE OVER!!!

[Wahoofuck]

wahh im a party girl that never grew up waaah

[Alexgrl99]

her comedy is always on the border of being offensive. and even though im a fan of her sometimes i find it just mean. not funny

[CBoavida]

Shes kinda right.Some little kids are assholes, and they remain so.

[jenbrittt]

Some people don't have a sense of humor. Or they unfortunately have children. She's hilarious!

[rosemarylife]

not funny, and very disrespectful

[jenbrittt]

@rosemarylife Ummm, it's called comedy. Dip.

[MurdaPac]

50 cent piped that ho

[0403Panthers]

not funny.

[Patriot2572]

not funny.

[kplez504]

Press 6 repeatedly and prepare to be seduced against your will...

[7Rafe7]

1:45

[h00oobraddah]

Handler is a prime example of how far you can go in this business as long as you know which producer to blow

[nellie2581]

She's a stand up, I didn't know that

[PHILLYHEAT215]

Didn't she fuck 50 Cent?

[spaceshiplamboent]

SHE"S NO TYPE OF FUNNY!

THE HELL YOU MEAN "ASS HOLE BABY's"

GET YO RATCHED ASS OUTTA HERE!

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

chelsea handlers the shit! <3

[Radney12]

oh god.... she has not aged well... and she's still doing the same jokes

[ThwartedVillainy]

Does anyone else think she looks like Dexter here?

[TheZoelzer2]

216 months not 214

[razaa09]

she probably has like 2 eggs left now. She better get to work if she wants a baby!

[bittybrittie]

shes an idiot

[zehredness]

Omg Chelsea Handler bores me. It started good and then it...sucked...ass.

[inaglasscage]

abortion jokes are always funny.

[sirbestnameever]

shes bad at maths 

[rza1m]

@Falconrey27 Actually the material is funny. Unfortunately as men we don't see humor as defining trait in women which is why they automatically fall a few steps down the funny ladder. That and the squeakier voice.

[bumshka21]

@rza1m Or maybe because she just doesn't do this set well? Occam's Razor still applies.

Or most of the ones you find to your right.

But this set just feels forced; her voice is less 'squeaky' and more strained.

[d0z3rr]

She's hot.

[rediwsCp]

HA JOKES ON YOU!!! My mom thinks im an asshole!

[HashRash87]

Unfunny... Now, I'm sad :(

[MrTjowen87]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[HWEisRISING]

6 is actually pretty old for a kid to start learning how to swim- humans can learn to swim and be confortable in water as soon as 6 months old belive it of not they instinctively know to hold their breath when dunked underwater... at least I thought it was half interesting info haha....

[isThisUrUsername]

@HWEisRISING she said that to make it sound like she has no clue how to parent....i think!

[projektcancer]

True about the sucky babies!!!

[da1on2]

3 seems to be the magic number for abortions on laugh factory

[TheLaughFactory]

@da1on2 It's a magic number for all things, I'm told.

[liltunechi4eva]

@TheLaughFactory is that why this comment was posted 3 months ago?

[victoriouscalling]

hahaha love her

[isThisUrUsername]

214 months! Come and get it...

[leela194]

I actually agree with her for once. I hate people who bitch about their kids, you fucked, you got knocked up, now deal with it. Fuck.

[MrXSTANx]

Of course the negative comments and dislikes are all by britney fans

[TheShreder98]

this bitch aint funny at all

[burglar2000]

For some people, it's a good night when you've made a couple of people laugh. When there is a whole audience paying to watch you be funny... not so much.

[MrDeuceBunny]

i liked it

[tubeinyou23]

damn i just completely forgot i was watching this as i was staring directly at the screen........my own thoughts are more entertaining then this horse shit.

[asquadbjj]

@tubeinyou23 great call, this is horse shit

[8Kensei8]

121 dislikes must be parents...

[candycoatedreams]

...i laugh at about everything. i was staring at this with a straight face...

[1desiretaco]

Wow, I didn't care for the "I could have been a mother three times" sounds like an abortion reference. She kind of looks like a female Schmeegol here. "My Precious". She does make interesting observations though.

[1barfbarf77]

shes hot tho lol

[mrtundra45]

@1barfbarf77 yea shes hott for a 40 year old lesbian with a foul mouth. lol

[StaightJoc]

she's not funny

[mininick0001]

Everyone who don't think this is funny is either an infant or a parent

[hdawgism]

realy guys shes a comidian and she hilarious your just mad you cant be that funny and dont wish someone cant have a baby lighten up a bit A-holes

[xKiariX22x]

i cant believe some of you people think shes being serious. shes a comedian, your not supposed to take everything she says seriously. personally i think shes quite funny

[hOTSAoOCE]

lol really? i didn't laugh once...

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

hahahahaha shes rad

[wynterstorm23]

Everyone calm down!!! She is a stand up act! She is funny to some and not to others! If u dnt like it go find a different stand up to watch mabe u rnt aware but she is very famous and FYI it's not for sucking!!!!

[Escob2]

this is not funny seriously

[lilidior15]

"It's Like A Five Year Commitment And You Need To Be Ready For It." Lmfaooo.

[Chiyamaka]

Not really that good

[septemberfourten2009]

TYPE IN GOOGLE "COMMUNISM(Slowenien/Slovenia) IN EASTERN EUROPE TODAY(2011) !!!" TO FIND OUT ABOUT COMMUNIST GENOCIDE IN "SLOVENIA" WHERE GERMANS(also Croatians in Croatia) ARE GETTING WIPED OUT TODAY IN 2011 UNDER RUSSIAN FLAG AND GREATER BYZANTINE SERBIAN(new Yugoslavia) AGENDA 66 YEARS AFTER WWII OR 20 YEARS SINCE THEIR "INDEPENDENCE"(on paper only) JUST AS PREVIOUSLY IN VOJVODINA.

[oldskoolgameatv]

@septemberfourten2009 take that shit some where else

[bolivaskurac]

I hope this bitch will never have baby 'cause she can teach her to be ignorant slut & stupid blonde with absolutely no sense of humor like she is.

[ElTomo11]

Not Funny.

[james10614]

Fuck Serbia

[Dunl3y]

she said a 17 yr old girl would be going to a bar to get guys.

[ItSyAbOiIsSa]

NOT FUNNY

[TXBlueheart]

72 months = 6 years ....214 months = 17.8 years

[mangeelio]

@TXBlueheart yew just heckled her via youtube...b.a.

[Baalath]

@TXBlueheart ur really good with math I can tell

[OstojaV]

The more messages you try to delete, the more will appear. That's how angry you've made Serbians around the world.

[nadica0]

How Americans called the killing of civilians and children in Libya?

Random error !!!!!! Shame on you !

[OstojaV]

Hey Chelsea! Think about what would happen if you made such jokes about Jewish people or African Americans or any other race or ethnic group here in the U.S. We can’t stand your jokes and we all agree that YOU NEED TO APOLOGISE TO THE SERBIAN PEOPLE!

[jenbrittt]

@OstojaV She does make jokes about other ethnic groups you fool.

[TheValmirZz]

I love her SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­

[ryanc0]

Sorry but from what I have seen this woman is just not funny!

[EMLIO2009]

@ryanc0 she is hilarious probably you are just very uptight!



[vickytoria20]

SHE'S AWESOME

[AmericasWorstCity]

She really isn't funny... she just panders to the crowd and gets her laugh, while stumbling over her words the whole way there.

[pat90]

meh...

[espeoninvincible]

i really dont know how people actually could consider that as funny

[yungworldz]

she sucks..

[NGreg18]

@oisociety I like how after a month you have no thumbs up because every male aside from yourself realizes how painfully stupid this talentless bitch is.

[giDDRu]

lol 72 months are not 8 yrs. stupid not funny bitch-

[shadowlizard4sauke]

214 months= 17.83 yrs....not legal rofl

[nicholasts11]

she had 3 abortions?!

[kissame104]

You can be an a**hole from the word go. LOL!

[mccarthy86]

Talentless C*nt, Garmy represent!

[oisociety]

thumbs up for guys who think Chelsea is awesome !!!!

[hairspeaks]

lol!!!!!

[coc0be4n77]

76 people who saw this video are mothers.

[AquelMaje]

72 months = 6 years lol

[Atepptelevision]

PRESS 6 OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!

[sophside]

"You're baby's an asshole"

AHAHAH.

[simplelife730]

she seems drunk, haha

[GypsyKing7]

Chelsea Rocks!

[camy205]

Oh great, britney spears joke 10 seconds in.

[Trustworthyalma]

Nope

[BigSilky85]

Yikes.

[WhiteKatIncorporated]

@trujilloibadeneira Kudos!

[happynobody]

What's up with the crazy pixels? Is it just me?

[amberlovesapplepie09]

The only funny part was the baby being 8. I like the show better than her stand up.

[MissRoosa]

The only funny thing she said was that 72 months is 8 years. Well atleast we in Europe have 12 months in a year .. but I'm not sure maybe in america you have 9 months ..

[maximusdecimus888]

WTF, people actually pay to hear this crap?

[girltant]

I didn't laugh once. Stick to your show chelsea.

[6663000]

She's not funny. 

[07samanthajay]

Hilarious! she should bring out a DVD !!

[WhiteKatIncorporated]

If that person walked into a bar they would only be 17.

[trujilloribadeneira]

@WhiteKatIncorporated 17 years 6 Months 25 Days, to be exact. :)

[abdullazeidan]

@2pacowtlos no shes not! wtf is wrong with people?!

[Cmayjalook]

This Bitych is DRY!

[msane4XX]

WHACK

[Kaitlyn9481]

She hilarious but from all the stand up vids on youtube that I've watched, she has had the same act for a while. Love her still though. Would kill to meet her, and see her show.

[oooshitman9]

She's not a fucking Salmon.

[flykicks14]

i love ur nicknames for a southern are! hotpocket i swear this bitch has a million of em!!

[mattcunnane1]

All I heard was that Chelsea Handler doesn't know how many months are in a year.

[13l4CK]

SHE GOT SOME RUFF BRUTAL OFFICE JOKES

[guitarkid12344321]

yeah because abortion is hilarious...

[babtomorri]

she should be thankful to nature that made her hot cause she ain't funny.

[atikker]

listen: i LOVE chelsea handler. like, am scarily in love with her.

i saw her in reno.

oh my god, her standup is horrible. i love her shows, her books, her interviews, but god, do NOT pay to see her. it was horrible.

[OhDangitsAng225]

My friends mom talks like that shes ALWAYS saying her kid is like 56months old n im just like...REALLY come on by now he's in his YEARS

[ryan110001]

@ca34jun yeah agree her whining is so irritating, its supposed to be funny but its similar to someone scratching their nails on a chalkboard..

[ryan110001]

Horrible, this is American humour I hardly found anything funny another sarah silverman, and there are people laughing damn

[boredbanana]

@ryan110001 hahaha American humor? I doubt there is a specific "American humor"

[siriuslynow]

What...

[PABPrankCalls]

I don't get the appeal. She's funny to a lot of people. I'm not one of them. Oh well.

[PeterNincompoop]

I love Chelsea Handler! She is so awesome! She is funny! he he he

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

214 months is lik 17 yrs old lol

[benvey]

Damn she's gotten old

[BeeRich33]

@benvey A recent study shows that we all age at the same rate.

[HalfWayPerfect]

"Your baby Sucks"

Affirmative.

[juniorMilenko]

"214 months, come and get it!!!" turns out, 214 months is equivalent to 17.8333 years, or 17 years and 10 months approximately. part of that joke is illegal, lol

[zarkbot88]

lisa lampanelli's funnier than her!

[yellowcougar18]

HAs her sex tape been leaked yet?

Heard about it, but nobody wanted to buy it, apparently.

[armstra5]

@yellowcougar18 it was a joke. she leaked a fake sex tape when she came first came to hollywood to get attention. it's not real

[yellowcougar18]

@armstra5 The sex acts are definitely real, and so is the video. She only got ticked off about it because people found out and posted it on the internet. Also makes her look like a huge hypocrite.

[mqobongo]

one of the best female comedians ever, i love this woman

[SquadbayNinja]

Her style is a LOT like Joe Rogan. Both of them are HILARIOUS!

[TheLaughFactory]

@SquadbayNinja Good observation!

[schrute1beets]

@SquadbayNinja Not really... At all.

[abdullazeidan]

@SquadbayNinja no its not , its fuckin sad the way she talks about babies , and the way she understands life , i pitty her, look at her how she looks at the ground after every joke , she is obviously sad cuz she dsnt have babies , if you never experienced having a baby it is the most magical thing in the world ...

[MJFslovak]

She is so attractive

[panthersboi45]

she's funnier on her show but she is pretty funny

[ZavierStarxo]

This seems like really old so obviously her level of comedy has sky-rocketed as to where in this it's pretty low. soo..Hate on it.

[TheWishfulOar]

she just isn't that funny. 

[lovejuicy83]

LMFAO 72 months!! haha i never understood that..

[abbievane]

"some people have sucky babies...you can be an asshole from the word go"

i love babies but I totally she where she's coming from. Love her!