Da' Hobo Rap

[MissAdorabubble]

This is the best, you guys. :D

[Penguin955]

Good god. I never thought it would happen.

3000 views.

[TheMoldyMushrooms]

From Benjamin:

We need to get more views on this clip.

[Penguin955]

wow. almost 3000 views. Why are people still watching this?

[pixiedust868]

i dunno why r u?

[Penguin955]

I have no answer.

[Penguin955]

OMGZ! this is the 100th comment,

views: over 2000

comments: 100

epic.

[tearsofsorrow420]

This video is gayer than hell.

[shmigor]

Wow that was incredibly sad... 2000 veiws

[hobocation]

By that, I mean my previous comment, not the video. HOBO RAP FO-EVAH!

[shmigor]

200 veiws!

[Penguin955]

Fail

[Penguin955]

THE SUSPENSE!

[Penguin955]

The suspense is building....

[Penguin955]

almost 2000 views....

[gillstu]

omfg that sucks so much

[minimet96]

ya know What? i wuz wrong after watching this a few times i like it

[hobocation]

Thank you. A blessing to you and your kin for 1000 generations.

[TrekkieAtlantis]

I liked that video, it was funny

[Penguin955]

Hey commenters, thanks for watching but could you say if you know the creators of this video? I want to know if all our hits are from people i know...

[cekkproductions]

lol i love this

[hobocation]

Thanks. We were bored in Video Tech class...

[Penguin955]

Well it was for an assignment, "make a music video" most other people lip synced

[toreseng]

the part where the tall guy and other guy enter is stupid

[hobocation]

That's me foo. Shu'up foo or you momma gettin' dissed pretty bad by a bunch o hobers and she gettin dissed ooohhh and i said billy ooh dissin i gots lots o cops and she got dissed by a hobo like Sam and Sam dissed her with his pants ohhhhhhhhh and his handlebar mustache with a frying pan set to eighty nine nine.

[GlacialisHeart]

Oh wow... XD

[Penguin955]

...says the person who has videos of lego trucks...

[screamaholic4izzle]

this is brendon.

[screamaholic4izzle]

oh wow samuel........

nice vid. sage is kinda the only one who shows any skill in this vid jk.

if you guys make another vid id like to help.

im great with digital effects and crud like that

[Penguin955]

Your account says your in zimbabwe. If you can cover travel fees then sure. We might also need some form of identification like a name?

[hobocation]

Are you saying that my beat-boxing was not any good? Foo?

[Penguin955]

Yo Cat, is so stupid and FAT that it was on your roof, and it was so stopid it didn't know how it got up there, then it saw a bird, and chased it of your roof into the clouds where their was so much moisture that it drowned!! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

[Penguin955]

Epic Win

[GlacialisHeart]

LMAO. That was pure awesome.

[Mo1dova]

Wow, this is pathetic

[griffins4ever]

Bleh!!! ^^

[GlacialisHeart]

NO U.

[Penguin955]

You got any videos?

[lifesuxandthenyoudie]

great job!!!!post more hobo related stuff for great justice!!!

[hobocation]

1000 veiws!

[Penguin955]

1017 w007$a|_|(3!!

[lazerscharged]

your mom is like a Home Depot

0.10 a screw

[Penguin955]

Yo mommas so stupid she failed her S.A.Ts!oohohohohohoohoohhhhh!!­!

[GlacialisHeart]

Your mom's so stupid she didn't get this joke. :|

[hobocation]

Yo momma's got so many antennae, someone thought she was an ant! Oh!

[GlacialisHeart]

Your mom's rated E, 'cause she's for everyone.

[deviasoul]

Wow Sam...WOW

[hobocation]

you known what, sam's mah homie G, you say sumtin to him, you say it to me, foo

[deviasoul]

No offense.

And respect yo elders foobag!

[hobocation]

Foobag?

[GlacialisHeart]

You just got told by Gwendy. Buuuurn.

[punkrockdirect]

Hahahaha, well done guys!

[SkyWolf222]

That is to say, yes I do hate that. And three times is even worse! D:

[hobocation]

don't'cha hate it when it posts twice?

[GlacialisHeart]

Yes. D:

[Penguin955]

Yes

[SkyWolf222]

Uh huh.

[SkyWolf222]

Uh huh.

[Penguin955]

I can't insult a member of the hyuuga clan but let me say that Sam is no fool

[Neji1212]

Oh wow. Sam really did make an even more fool of himself.

[ShinakaMuramasa]

all i have to say is that sam is not a hobo!

[GlacialisHeart]

You're just jealous.

[Penguin955]

w0073r! 536 views!

[GlacialisHeart]

602.

[hobocation]

621

[GlacialisHeart]

634

[hobocation]

722

[GlacialisHeart]

Indeed.

[SkyWolf222]

722

[qq43]

BTW, this is Nick, signing on.

[lazerscharged]

good job guys nice dancing skills.

sterling aka lazerscharged

[griffins4ever]

*Dies* Oh wow you guys! Lol, it's hilarious. =>

[hobocation]

It's rather difficult to post a comment when you die... I would know... I've tried.

[GlacialisHeart]

... The FUCK. XD

[griffins4ever]

Uh . . .geez Justine . . . D:

[GlacialisHeart]

............ =__=

[Penguin955]

W007! 376 views!

[Katztears]

Did they seriously say Sam is hot?.. dear god..

:D good job guys!! i video response issa comin your way.

[Penguin955]

Ok thanks. QFT

[GlacialisHeart]

Yes. XD She did say that. She said his hair was manly too.

[Penguin955]

Who said that?

[GlacialisHeart]

Shippuudenfandub.

[Katztears]

oh gawd..

[GlacialisHeart]

I know... D:

[shippuudenfandub]

Sexy hobo.

|3

[Penguin955]

0_0

[qq43]

Dear God, you think Sam is sexy? O.o God, please come and kill me now...

[legolask4]

Wow you guys actually put this on youtube...

[qq43]

If that's an insult, I know somone who can hunt you down and stab your heart out with a water bottle. She did it to me once...

[GlacialisHeart]

That would be me. >D

[Penguin955]

Its the best

[hobocation]

I stick my thumb up on the road

Try to catch a ride...

I went to sleep each night

Just to live another day

Now I'm done, I'm gonna die,

And that's all I gotta say! (say say say)

[hobocation]

I go through all the dumpsters

Diggin' for scraps

Through the grime, through the mold

All I find is hats

I feed all the squirrels

That live in the trees

Workin' hard every day

Just to fill my needs

[hobocation]

I spend all my days

Diggin' for cans

Don't know what I'll do next

I got no plan

I camp in the rain

I camp in the cold

I'm getting' no gain

From just growin' old

[hobocation]

My boots are ripped

My face unshaven

See all the restaurants!

A hobo's haven!

I only own a bike

And a few patched clothes

Once fightin' for cans,

I lost a chunk of my nose!

[hobocation]

Never tasted bread

(don't got the funds)

Got a fork made of lead

That I got from nuns

Rik-a-to-a-this

And-a-rik-a-to-a-that

How I wish

I was very very fat!

[hobocation]

Never touched soap

Never washed my hair

But that is fine

I don't really care

I get beaten every day

Beaten up every night

It hurts so bad

That I cannot even fight

[hobocation]

I keep tellin' all the punks

That I don't drink beer

But that is not

What they want to hear

They think: "He's a dirty hobo

Who spends it all on drugs!

When I was robbed

He was one of those thugs!"

[hobocation]

Livin' under bridges

And a-campin' in the park

Last night, for dinner,

I ate birch bark

I tell all the punks

Just to leave me in peace

But all they do is laugh

And call the police!

[hobocation]

Here's all the lyrics, for you die-hard hobo fans:

I wear patched pants,

And a can for a hat

And there's no folk to tell me

That I can't do that

Beggin' change by day

Sellin' cans by night

The hobo life

Seems pretty tight

[p00pchinatown]

ay lad

this patrick

this is great!

[hobocation]

Hey, it's Miles: Long live the hobo rap!

[tashamatasha23]

oh my god, miles, that was amazing. i thought it would be a piece of crap, to be honest, but that was hilarious! congratulations-- 122 views!!

[Penguin955]

Is that a compliment or an insult?

[acow23]

oh no, no. that was a compliment! they arent like, famous or anything, so getting 122, now 220 hits in one day is pretty good!

[GlacialisHeart]

I found you, Tasha. :U

[acow23]

umm..hi. who are you?

[GlacialisHeart]

No, the question is, who are YOU?

It appears I clicked the wrong reply button. Sorry about that... ^_^;