Glengarry Glen Ross - Al Pacino/Ricky Roma and the Patel lead

[LucianIancu15]

The one that disliked this video is no one else then Ravadem Patel !!!!

[TheDestint]

0:41 to 1:05 is so fucking funny

[027Erik]

I like the way he says fuck this shit. Sounds..latin

[rapteakewl]

Patel didnt like this video...

[TKane001]

wait- PATEL!?!? RAVADEM PATEL!?!?!?

[kendrat199]

Till this day I will pledge my allegiance and love for Al Pacino. that man is too seductively dangerous for his own good.

[coldstaind91]

@kendrat199 He's way too good of an actor.

[shanpipah]

FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS

[chicobond89]

press 6 & 9 lol

[FredDude27]

Fuck you John!

[shadaparveen]

The video is excellent as are the superb actors who are not expressing their personal views but views held by their characters. These can be extreme and politically incorrect, but from reading the exchanges in the comments it appears that SOME people share thes bigoted views and seem to think that because astar such as Al Pacino expressed them it's ok to agree. NO it isn't. Are Indians the new Jews because of their work ethic and succes in America?

[hitachicm721f]

I'm #1 in my company every year out of 15 salespeople. I don't sell to Indians - it's a complete waste of time. They put you on a speakerphone, waste an hour of my time and then they try to buy our product with an 80% discount. Sales is about qualifying and spending time with people that need your product and don't waste your time.

[filler01]

AND FUCK CASPAR GOMEZ!

[yashespatel]

i was in sales, sold to a shitload of indians...bc i knew how to deal with them. and my last name's patel. u mad?

[icutgrassllc]

Whoever said dont sell to Indians is a moron. They buy from someone. If you can't sell to an Indian then you dont deserve to be a salesman. My God. I have sold to Indians. Just know your crap and get the deal done. Or go cry to your mommy! ABC Always Be Closing. If you dont like it Fuck you! Hit the door!

[Arklysirzirgas]

I worked in sales, completely true. Even my boss said to don't even try to sell to Indians. They're called strokers, they listen to everything you say, sound enthusiastic but you will never gonna get a dime from them. Unfortunate, maybe racist but completely true

[Legba85]

Patel hit the dislike button.

[caviarthoughts]

I have a friend in sales. Almost 20 years after this movie was made he says he doesn't waste time selling to Indians. Sad.

[littledebbie187]

Roma can kick Williamson's ass any day.

[saqibk1]

Pacino when he is best : Fuck you. Nice acting all around Spacey, Lemmon, Baldwin.

[Blomsternisse]

PATEL!??

[JokinglySerious]

"if i find out whose fuckin cousin you are, im gonna go to him and figure out a way to have your ass". I have watched this film many, many times and I have NEVER understood this line, could someone enlighten me? Why go after the cousin?!? Lol.

[TheRagingNerd]

@JokinglySerious The implication is Williamson (Spacey) only got the job as office manager because he was someone's relative.

[dasdasist]

@JokinglySerious like rangingnerd said, williamson probably got his job through connections, thats why he got called a company man

[RaffleisRight]

I respect every country but I don't have to like people from there. Indians are like they are and I don't care for them. Its their right to do what they want and its my right not not want to be around any of them. I don't wish any ill will towards them or discriminate against them but I don't want any Indians in my life. I am sure most of them don't want anything to do with me either. Pacino's character is right, they are VERY cheap.

[parmesancrisp]

I never noticed that "shrug" that Spacey does at 1:00. Priceless.

[King00000000000000]

Patels are definitely fucking stingy

[egg64]

@King00000000000000 You know what, that's a fucking insensitively true thing to say. And I thank you for it.

[evolee82]

Pure awesomeness

[boogyshoes20]

LOL! I went to school with a guy named Ravi Patel! Too funny!

[joker1087]

I've dealt with enough Indians as both clients and co-workers to warrant "So True".

[magicianmike1234]

I howled when I first saw this scene. Hilarious.

[PavePaws]

Indians (DOTS) are cheap cheap CHEAP fuckers!

they won't even buy deodorant!

[SacgBro]

@PavePaws Who asked you to smell every Indians ass that you run into?

[joker1087]

@SacgBro You don't have to get that close to know what their ass smells like.

[whatsgoingon07]

i'd pay to have Pacino verbally abuse me!

[Legba85]

Take notes everyone. This is how you properly rip someone a new asshole.

[darkjeshush]

They will buy reits, commercial paper, convertible preferreds, and certificates of deposit. They will buy certified pre-owned bmw or benz. They will buy golf and racket sports equipment. And they will buy anything to improve their kids' academic aptitude. If you're selling anything else, you should probably avoid them.

[robbtheruler]

That final infamous "Fuck you!" reminds me of Scarface. This film has the best dialogue. Dialogue reminds me a lot of "Network".

[Ezr1987]

@robbtheruler Yeah Pacino sort of had Tony Montana's accent here lol

[kendrat199]

@Ezr1987 Not really. This accent sounds like it's from Brooklyn, and Tony Montana's accent is cuban.

[kobeisapunkrapist]

@Ezr1987 no

[ThinkLessEmotion]

"If I find out who's fucking cousin you are..." OMG. Funny, yet castrating.

[hashcr]

what the fuck are leads? please how they get those ?

[kiwanukaz]

@hashcr Lets say a telemarketer calls you and talks about real estate but doesnt try to sell you anything, just tries to find out if you are interested. You then become a "lead" because it will be easier for a professional to try and sell to you instead of cold calling a thousand people.

[quince911]

They FINALLY found footage of LEVENE breaking in after ALL these years! View it on my page! UNEARTHED FOOTAGE!!!

[newyorkdaver]

How come you can't load this up on FaceBook. Beacuse everyone who has to sell for a living knows Patels don't buy. And if he does you wish he didn't...Just Saying

[joker1087]

true as hell

[alexaustralia2]

ha pacino is the king

[SuperCreamface]

Indians/Pakistanis are Cheap-ass people. The British call them Brown Jews

[SmokiSounds]

"Pateeeel? Ffffuck you"

[capetown99]

Shit, imagin gettin up every morning to go and work with Al in that office.

[TaelRiverine]

AHAHAHA I'm a Patel and I lol'd. Although when I worked in telemarketing, the hardest people to make leads off of was Asians. Goddamit, whenever they pick up the phone, you KNOW they know you don't know their language, so they start speaking to you in their language, causing you to end the call

[Feijoada1]

@TaelRiverine haha true but recently I closed an Asian guy very hard to understand barely spoke English so I used Google translate lol. My manager refused to complete the compliance call because they couldn't understand each other and he was 100% convinced the guy would never show up to the closing nor even understand or complete it....and he did show up and sign. Lol I should have bet money on him haha

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

I'm busting my balls.... sell your dirt to deadbeats

[SuperRod88]

"Fuck you! I'm waiting for the new leads!" Best quote ever on this scene.

[masterdeviance1985]

Man, Al is just brutal to Spacey throughout this film haha

[Varangian1915]

The italians are much cheaper than the indians, according to my experience.

[bodunchar]

oh man shows how little I know, I hadn't heard of this movie till yesterday, its fantastic!

[hashcr]

BRILLIANT PACINO !! FUCK I, LOVE YOU!!

[MJLatora]

What happened to:

" Fuck you, you owe me the car. See? Cause this is how we keep score, Bubee."

[FBI9112]

@sashapenguin because of the fucken food we eat that look like shit

[FBI9112]

@sashapenguin because of the fucken food we eat that look like shit any more questions

[jackstein104]

PATEL!! FUCK YOU lol

[Sincopare]

F you guys and your racist rants on Indians. ANY immigrant is going negotiate. Hello!

[roynebular22]

Roma's final "FUCK YOU!" is epic. I wish I could give one of those to my boss...

[mahender6969]

i am patel and when i go in to a coffice shop I oder 1 coffice and 4 cups, for my friends.

[melosebrainuhoh]

There is no role in the history of film that I want to play as badly as Ricky Roma.

[Lagrandiosapizza]

@melosebrainuhoh

I Know he's incredible...

[kirbygene]

Aw, man the clip ends just as John slams the door!

He can't fight with Roma because Roma is far and away their best salesman so his only way to release his rageover all roma's put-downs is slamming that door. It looks hilarious in the movie.

[JaxRwld]

Scarface at :13

[JGHudson112185]

BUWAHAHAHAHA! SO F*ING TRUE!!!! I'm about 3 years into my sales career, business-to-business, and I've sold Comcast, I've sold Verizon, I've sold mini-blinds, and i've sold shopping-kart billboards, and guess what? Patels NEVER F*ING CLOSE. Now, if they have an American wife, that's a different story. You can spouse em by appealing to her. I've done that once, and he looked so uncomfortable signing the line, you'da thought it was an agreement to have his dick cut off.

[jatexeira]

@JGHudson112185 Sounds like you work for Cydcor.

[JGHudson112185]

@jatexeira That was the verizon stint. Market was too oversaturated and a lot of sleazy people doing bad things. I left after two weeks.

[jatexeira]

@JGHudson112185 that makes two of us, friend. I stuck it out for 8 weeks.

[JGHudson112185]

@jatexeira cheers to that, Friend.  I'm sure Vz is prolly gonna shut that office down soon anyway. Too many businesses i talked to who have FCC suites against Cydcore.

[corismsyn]

@JGHudson112185 sorry but you just suck..i've sold timeshare to a few indian couples..

[ajatkinson2004]

@JGHudson112185 dude yes!!! I did telemarketing and Patels don't close on the phone at all! Hardly ever! Every try to sell a Nguyen? They don't close worth a damn either! Asians and Indians are hard as hell to close

[Feijoada1]

@ajatkinson2004 I actually closed a Patel recently (about damn time) but before I closed it I asked him "do you know who you are?' and if he ever saw this movie lol

[afrim89383]

shit..imagine being a salesman in india. you're probably a level above the untouchable rat killers in the caste system

[MoneyIsSilver]

LMAO...I've done sales my whole life and have NEVER been able to sell to an indian - EVER!!!

[maxsmell]

@MoneyIsSilver the holy grail! haha

[qtfan1121]

"I'm giving you three leads"

"Three? No, I count two"

"There's three leads there..."

"PATEL?! Fuck you!"

ROFLMAO

[ringbolt9]

i  sold cars and no one would go out and even talk to the indians.......

[aryaditya80]

We Indians are the bloody cheapest in the world and we haggle for everything. But hey thats actually wonderful, we are not stupid enough to buy worthless high priced junk like the rest of USA did and then get into financial trouble. There are big advantages to being cheap.

[Nemo1181]

@aryaditya80 True but its annoying when you try to haggle me to lower the price on a shoe that's on the clearance rack already discounted to $2.97.

[jcvinny]

@aryaditya80 @aryaditya80

See Arya, Indians are not being cheap.... "they analyse and see the value" if its worthy they buy else as Roma says if Shiva hands him over a million dollars and ask him to sign , he wouldnt; That being discipled with investments... you know why

Because "East Indians" are the richest ethnic group in the US

[davehutchinson67]

@aryaditya80 Give me a break ok? Let's not jump on the elitist train too soon there...everybody has shit my friend...in any culture..in any city, in any place in the world. Check your own house before you call out others.

[famoussward]

@aryaditya80 Also makes you look poor.

[alex12ray]

@famoussward Better to look poor than be poor.

[DarkRogueSpartan]

@aryaditya80 smart enough not to use protection lol !

[SlimeTron5000]

@aryaditya80 aryaditya80 is an idiot.

[joker1087]

@aryaditya80 India's a shit-hole. The fact that you would spend so much time haggling for a few dollars proves you value a dollar over your time. Don't make excuses for a flawed personality trait that is, unfortunately, prevalent through your society.

[SacgBro]

@joker1087 Listen to me you Asshole, you dont judge a country by one or two references, if I were to judge America and behave like a Retard that you are, I would rather judge it by seeing those morons who are having sex with their mothers and sisters and then posting them on porn sites with pride; but I aint doing that, coz I aint a motherfucker like you. As for the video, I loved it; not because I hate Indians, coz I loved Pacino. And I respect every country.

[joker1087]

@SacgBro Your obviously Indian and are defensive because you know it's the truth. Your comment isn't even an insult (unless you count the expletives) I could make neither hide nor hair of what you were trying to say. Something about the gay porn you watch, I'm not really sure. Anyway, what was i saying? Oh yeah, shave and take a bath.

[SacgBro]

@joker1087 You understood every word of what I said, that's why your ass is on fire and it shows. One doesn't have to be an Indian to figure out the jerk that you are. Discrimination is the word you should label on your ass dude.

[joker1087]

@SacgBro You sound retarded

[joker1087]

@SacgBro By the way troll. I checked to see what my original comment was that would make you so enraged. It was: "So true". Seriously Ballsac(k)? get a life.and get laid.

[concussedcarneous]

the god vishnu too into the bargain

[sabdow]

indians lol so true. give them a million dollars and they still won't sign.

[concussedcarneous]

i swear to god man, u cant level with these guys, theyre so cheap they bust ur balls on evry godamn deal.  i no!

[sabdow]

is it a coincedence that out of 4 friends that work in retail, all say that they absolutely cringe every single time an indian comes to buy something? my friend who works in JB-Hifi once told me a story of how an indian guy bought a camera, then came back the next day with the receipt by itself wanting a better discount because he didn't get a good deal.

[concussedcarneous]

lol

[Kwaj]

"There's 3 leads there--"

"Patel? Fuck you!"

lol I love that exchange. XD

[KaiXi333]

Uhhh yeah... I work in a similar sales job and I hate dealing with Patels...

[skyrangerio]

oh wow me too !, i see the indian names and go AH FUCK, but you have to stay positive ad assume the sale !

[roynebular22]

I love how he throws the card at Spacey. Classic.

[DarrellPeel]

ha great scene love it

[pratikh]

I'm Indian too and I agree... most Indians are cheap and wouldn't pull the trigger if their life depended on it.

[fadethetrade]

worst people to sell anything including a $10 photo package for their family(I sold photos and they were the fucking hardest and biggest waste of time of ALL the races on this planet! And the singhs with the swammy hats are even worse then the patels.WHat the fucks wrong with you people!!!!??

[pratikh]

@fadethetrade I know, most of us are asshats =(

[stevensartifacts]

maybe what's wrong with them is what's right with them-- they don't want to buy your stupid shit.3

[fadethetrade]

A portrait for the family at $10 only? And the ones that stopped over anad showed interest didnt have digital cameras,5 kids and no family portraits and they still didnt want to pay for it.And they asked the dumbest questions to make me believe they wee knowledgable and interested but nothing but the worst type of people to sell anything too and this writer of the movie agrees!!!!!!!

[vaadaenmacchi]

one of the few movies in which spacey is being talked down to! he usually does that to others!!

[Malinyc]

Patels are brown skinned upper east side clones with funnier accents

[Gambino199]

i wanted to see lemkin int he movie he sounded like some hard nosed prick! just like alec baldwin was haha yes!

[jetrainss]

This is richard roma with premier properties aaah d ray morton

[TheOnlySnake]

The way Pacino says "Uh...D. Ray Morton" is beyond classic. It's like, he knows he's full of shit, but you're gonna believe him, anyway.

[6Ott7]

MONEY IN THE MATTRESS!!!

[USRealtor]

Al is my hero.. If you are in sales and you hear the last name Patel.. You will soon figure out you're dealing with a big flake.. PATEL = BS = BIG FLAKE = MOST INDIAN CUSTOMERS..

[franciscobarril]

"fuck you!"

[MrKiljeaden89]

Pacino trolls people so epically in this movie xd

[6Ott7]

Fuckin Shiva gives this bum a million dollars, he still wouldn't sign.

[LaOpinionLatinaTV]

It's incredible how a few lines from this movie have brought so much laughter and happyness to countless people all over the world thru prank calls! Al is the best!

[gangstaginamontana]

LMFAO this movie made some of the best Al Pacino lines for soundboards. All the $6,000 line came from this movie

[bpenfold2007]

you can only enjoy this film if you work in sales for a living,pacino is the guv,no one comes close

[6Ott7]

My first day on the Job, my boss gave me this DVD and told me to watch it. He said this is your training tape.

[jode72]

That's awesome. Definitely the favorite movie around my sales office. We're all so glad we work there and not for Mitch and Murray.

[iantara]

So true,i dont think people outside of direct sales will get it,i could be wrong but i doubt it.

[Russ668]

nah u just have to know indian ppl, dont have to be in direct sales to connect the dots

[fabzain]

Hey Asshole!

[househeadericmd]

one of my favorite movies of all time!!!!! patel!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

[joeyinempirestate]

LOL "fuckin sheva..." LOL

[aznbballstar155]

Mamet is amazing.

[kulichan]

patel is not a lead...

[trappedinlife29]

10/10

[ShaxTwo]

lol, i dont get it but its fukin funny...damn pacino has alot of crazy funny shit to say haha. oh and whats a lead?

[InternetCelebutard]

A lead is a sales lead, Pachino has to sell to that person.

The funny part is that Indian people are stereotyped as notoriously hard to sell to. I have had experience in sales and found that to be the case sometimes, because India as well as many other asian countries have a barter-based economy on a lot of things.