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  • I actually miss that - the fish egg spaghetti! I miss Japan. Your videos rock!

  • 私はこの言語が難しいと言ってトランスレータを使用

    i used a translator to say this language is difficult.

  • omg u look like the dude from zek and luther

  • 気の毒だけど、肉を焼く人が下手すぎる。

    ひどい。

  • i have a 4 incher beef for you..try it,it melts like an m&m in your mouth

  • @pogisiG lol ur dick is only 4 inches?

  • @livingisaight 4 1/2 on a good day... : /

  • このアルバイトが調理したステーキが美味しいですか?

    本当の神戸ビーフを食べてから投稿してください。

    あまりに悲しい・・・

    

  • 現在の田中さんは日本に居るのですか?それともアメリカ?

  • Hepatitis Five, brilliant haha

  • いいなぁ 腹減った

  • Now they just need to re-open lil' black sambo's pancake house.

  • wish the USA would have Kobe Beef. I so want to try this.

  • @NineTailsDemonFox

    It exists in LA, lol.

  • @planetHIKO Interesting cause I heard from a reliable source that it's not possible to get in the states. Hence it's only available in Japan.

  • @NineTailsDemonFox There is such thing as imported goods. While Kobe beef can only be made in Kobe, it can definitely be shipped out to the states. I've had Kobe beef burgers in Washington, DC.

  • haha,,those are funny descriptions

  • ooh ken, i trusted ur sense of taste, until the pasta with the eggs : S

    still love you tho! :D

  • They really have a white shopping mall? Oh my gosh.. I'd be too embarrassed to shop there.

  • Wagyu is good, but Kobe beef is absolutely amazing. I wish it wasn't so expensive - I would have it more often.

  • @embrezar i like korean bulgogi

  • @hanzimaster Bulgogi is delicious. However, bulgogi is marinated, whereas Kobe beef can simply be served as-is. Your comment made me a little sad, because it reminded me that my local Korean market stopped selling bulgogi... a family-owned place, the mother would make up these awesome tins of bulgogi according to her personal recipe. It was around 2 pounds of bulgogi for about 5 dollars... it was so good, and such a great value, too.

  • "one of the things about japan that makes me so proud is how japan can excel at so many different things"

  • うまそ~~

  • Japanese food is so good

  • I really enjoy these videos.

  • ahhh kobe beef tastes likkkeee ahhhh world champion ahhhhh laker game.... ahhh1!! =]

  • LoL, whity shopping center, I love the friendly innocent racism of Japan, the kind you could start to enjoy.

  • @luke666808g White people cant joke with prejudice we have to try our hardest to meet standards the other races dont meet so that they dont judge us.

  • Japanese cars...are not the best in the world.

  • I didn't know that famous underground shopping mall "WHITY" means caucasian even I often walk through there. I hope this name wouldn't cause racial dispute. I am yellow, indeed, I walk, I shop and I eat there. Welcome to Osaka Kita area.

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  • Ken Tanaka loves tarako spaghetti.

  • Goddamn it, I have "he-llo youtube" and "Kobe beef" stuck in my head. Gahhh. The phrases spent a good few hours monopolizing the subject of my thoughts, then I moved on to saying them out loud every few minutes, then I was itching to say it to people until I found someone who knew what I was talking about.

  • lol Whity I go there! lol I was there last month with my friend Chiyoko lol I just think that funny

  • Kobe beef is suppose to be real expensive tho...

  • Ken, you need to teach me the word for dentist so i can tell you that you need to go to the dentist in japanese

  • You're white, why are you using a Japanese accent?

  • @yerk3 ever thought he might have been born in Japan? ^^

  • @yerk3 he was adopted by japanese people.

  • @lovevsabsence it's not true, he's an actor called David Ury who studied in Tokyo and became a TV celebrity over there before coming back to work in the US.

  • argentina´s beef is great just because cows are in big fields, japan doestn have any space for that, and isnt kobe meat 1 dollar per gram ??

  • @nicof91 Japan has more than enough space for the cows the graze happily. They're also a breed of cow called Wagyu which is known for having lots of fat marbling in the meat. Kobe beef is from Wagyu cows in one area of Japan, they are bred and raised under strict traditions and the cows are treated very very well. The farmers pamper the cows and even give them massages. I've heard prices range from 100 to 1000 per pound.

  • @ind20000

    wow, looks like you know about it, do they really drink beer or is just a myth?

  • @nicof91 They are fed beer to keep up their appetite, I think it probably helps keep their muscles relaxed too. The belief is that a happy, calm, relaxed, well-fed, well-treated cow will produce higher quality meat; seems to be true since people are willing to shell out hundreds of dollars for a small steak.

  • "It tastes like a young cow fell asleep in my mouth... and I ate it!" Lmfao....

  • @cr290

    you serious? They drink beer? If that's the case I wish I were a Kobe cow! =) how much does one kobe steak cost? Like a month's salary?

  • LMAO LMAO XD I love the way he discribes the food he ate XDDDDDD

  • sorry, but the best cars in the world are made in Europe. Besides, u should try Argentinian beef

  • @almightyggj No offense about the cars, but Argentinian beef?

    Let see... Do Argentinian cows eat wheat, drink beer, listen to Beethoven music, get massage twice a day ? KOBE cows DOOOOOO

    If not so, i HOPE i can save enough money to eat KOBE beef for the rest of life...LOL

  • あなたのビデオが優れている!

  • rofl this guy's awesome lol

  • OMG.

    Whity.

  • lol young cow fell asleep in my mouth.

  • like a japanese english

  • I heard that they message their cows for Kobe.... =O

    Japanese are very intellegent.

  • why does he sound like that?

  • he has been grown in japan.

  • @bastain123 He was adopted by a Japanese couple when he was a kid. Now, he is in the United States to find his real parents.

    The reason he sounds like that because it is Japanese accent

  • @cr290 ahhh thats why i thought for a second

    that his japanese was too good to be true.

  • Wagyu steak is UNREAL!!!!!!!!

    super tasty and very healthy.

  • I always get my meat imported from Japan.  Nothing beats Kobe. I can't believe they have only been using it for 100 years and they perfected it. Kobe beef is better for you cause it has a high saturated fat content which means it breaks down faster in your body.

  • @esya1987 are you a retard? its high in mono unsaturated fat

  • the taste descriptions of the beef made me lol pretty hard

  • I found your parents!!

  • @astoria3011 Not if I find them first!

  • fair enough if the store was called WHITE BASTARDS but thats not the case. i dont get why people try and be politically correct and call stani's Asians. that could be japanese chinese korean etc etc in 200 years we're all gonna be mixed up anyway we'll all be like...biege

  • lol could u imagine the fuss if someone opened a store for japanese ppl in britain called ' JAPS ' everyone would be jumping on some ass hole facebook campaign ' close this store dude its offensive ' japans not racist they just dont get upset over skin colour whats racist about calling a WHITE person WHITEy im white and im in no way offended any1 who says they are is a liar or has issues.

  • ehhhh tarako ga daisuki ja arimasen!!

  • Weird descriptions of the beef

  • LOL how racist is Japan,

    A store just for white people, WHITEY!

  • yea right...japan aint racist fucker

  • I confirm !!! I am Italian and travelled a lot in Japan : FOOD IS DELICIOUS !!! And I tasted there the best meat I have ever eat in my live ! Not even American beaf, not even the famous Fiorentina tastes as soft and buttery as Kobe beat ! I LOVE JAPAN !!

  • I thought you could buy white people at Whity.

  • class A-5 kobe beef is 50$ @ 100g

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  • this video is so odd and funny. i love it haha

    "it tastes like a young cow fell asleep in my mouth.."

  • He was born and raised in Japan. Adopted there if I'm not wrong.

  • its all a lie to get views on youtube

  • But he lives there and speaks much better Japanese then English!

  • >.> he's not pretending to be just like black people can say theyre american smart ass they might be black but does that mean they cant be american (may i remind you that americans were all white at some point in time) you know white people and black people can be japanese because they were born there retard just like im american but 99.99% of my blood is hispanic and black >.>

  • americans were all white? when?

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  • did you forget the native americans? or are they not counted anymore?

  • i heard in history class that the native americans came from Asia through a land bridge sometime during the last ive age.....hmm

  • but were they slaves? no, they were nomads following food across the strait. and if they were slaves, burn your textbook and your teacher....

  • when did i say a thing about them being slaves?

  • Kazuya kils Jin and wins tekken 6 then he puts your mom and faggot puppy or kittey in his kazuya mishima concnetration camp bitch you wait and see when kazuya wins bro and KAZUYA takes your sister viriginity hahahaaaa and KAZUYA makes her fucking scream like a fucking dog then beats her ass up and chokes her to death and fucks her ass when shes passed out bro

  • DEBES APRENDER A SER MAS RESPETUOSO CON LA GENTE Y NO USAR YOUTUBE PARA EMITIR MENSAJES DE ODIO Y XENOFOBIA

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++­++++++++

    YOU MUST LEARN TO BE MORE FRIENDLY PEOPLE AND NOT USE YOUTUBE TO ISSUE messages of hate and xenophobia

  • please shave

  • Whity! XD I died laughing

  • David ury san.. u rock...!!!

  • cc428 you must learn to speak politely an support a more excellent englishey to fully understand world commnications do you like chop sticks ..what color is your pubic hair and what is your blood type....

  • Thats not true! he is not a white guy adopted by jap family. He is 100% white, try to search David Ury. Why did you lie to us David????

  • lmfao aw man this guys the man

  • Nice video, though for some reason your descriptions were not very appetizing...

    =________="

  • im original japanese!!im suzuki!!

  • Guys, this is all fake. He is an actor named David Ury. Search his name and you will see.

  • lol. I just saw him on scifi. On a movie called Dark Ride. truly a WTF moment.

  • is this guy for real? why is a "Caucasian" speaking broken English?

  • he was raised in japan

  • well, it's possible if the dude grew up in japan and learned japanese before he learned english. but this guy is an actor. I'm pretty sure of it.

  • why do you sound like a spastic?

  • i dont like beef

  • Ken-chan,

    You've gotta' stop drinking so much before you make these videos. Cow fell asleep in your mouth? Running across a field of flowers? Nanda kono henna hanashi? Sonna ni yopparattara ikenai wa yo! Sounds almost like a bad acid trip bro'.

  • Is he japanese or an american with a made up accent?

  • hahah u rock Ken Tanaka

  • ...that Kobe beef steak had a good marble,[bits of fat between muscle tissue] that's why it's so expensive to have that here in the US. They raise their cows differently. I don't know much else about the process or what the do to the meat before cooking, but you can't find that kind of marble here.

  • I loved how you described what the beef tastes like. :D

  • I hear that they massage the cows and massage sake into the cow's skin. Wow. Very expensive.

  • But the kobe beef is rather special ennit?

    I mean, they spoil them cows pretty hard hehe.

  • lmaoooo whity !!!!!!! only in japan!!

  • Whity! xD

    That guy coming out of there looked medicated. xD

  • i love how he has an asian accent

  • Matsusaka Beef is better.

  • Itadakimasu!

  • how many other thousands of ppl dont know who their parents was

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  • lmao

  • watch #1

  • He is looking for his parents. That is all you need to know.

  • hawo

  • He is the man, that's who.

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  • Perhaps you go around calling people nobodies because deep down inside, you have an gnawing fear that you, too, are a nobody, and you secretly feel as though you need to have company in your worrisome misery.

  • no your wrong

  • Am I?

  • The best Kobe beef is under 3-y-o virgin female beef. It tastes like heaven and you feel you can die without saying good bye to anyone. Tastes so good. GEKIUMA. MAJIDE.

  • a young cow fell asleep in my mouth and i swallowed him. ken u rule

  • 1.27 i really laughed

  • then where is the origin of toyota, the best car manufacturer in the world??

  • 駄目だ。何度もケンさんのビデオを見てしまう。。

    謎に包まれた人だ

    nice cow running in the field of flowers! hahaha

  • lol WHITY, that really suprised me !

  • omg I've totally have been to the steak-land in kobe!! so good :D

  • AHHHHHHHHH(crying out loud)....i want to go to japan

  • how kobe beef tastes:

    "it tastes like a very nice cow running through a field of flowers, and i am riding on her back taking a bit of her rump"

    xDDDD, i love him

  • The spaghetti and beef sounds good but...Hepatitis? No thanks :P I'll stick to my ramen shops.

  • id rather have GYuudon . every morning .

  • riding on her back while occasionally taking a bite out of her rum!

    hahah

  • whity!!!

  • teabag

  • After watching this video many times I was inspired. In my recent trip to Japan I decided to go to Hep 5 and try your Tarako Spaghetti. I went to the floor where the entrance to the Ferris Wheel and restaurants were and found a place that sold Tarako Spaghetti. It was delicious! Afterwards I went underground and explored Whity.

    Thank you very much Ken Tanaka! It was really fun!

  • dont forget, ken tanaka loves you. goodbyeee!

    HAHAHAHHA XD funny guy!

  • I love your descriptions

  • オモロ

    Thank`s!!!!

  • ballsack

  • i love beef

  • Ken Tanaka should probably stop using so many styling products. He doesn't look Japanese anymore.

  • WHITY!!!

  • "It tastes like a very nice cow is running through a field of flowers and I am riding on her back, occasionally take a bite out of her rump."

    Ahaha XDD

  • BITCH are you for real!?

  • 田中さん、Yodobashi梅田は素晴らしいです! Please go there お願いします >_<

  • kansai rocks!!

  • five is um...5! :D

  • Very funny,Tanaka!

    Occasionally taking a bite out if her rump.LOl Happy Holidays!

  • Is this like some alter ego or something...!?

    Lol, I find it kind of embarassing since my last name is Tanaka and I'm really confused.

  • Well, since your last name is Tanaka, the man in the video must be you...obviously. Or else he is your father...or husband, or perhaps brother.

  • looks tasty

    whiting shopping center? is it only for white people lol ahaha

  • omg! is it really for white people?!

  • LMAO I love you. XDDDD "It tastes like a very nice cow is running through a field of flowers and I am riding on her back, ocasionally take a bite out of her rump."

  • they feed special food and massage cows, and even play morzart in the farm house! you can have the meat flesh as sashimi at places, and it melts on your tongue without chewing on it! X9

  • Wow, I remember walking through Whity every day this past summer. Good memories

  • Haha your life's perspective is so enjoyably funny ^_^

  • Ken, you are so funny!

  • Now, I'm really hungry, Ken! Thanks for the fact about the beef; I didn't know that.

  • "occasionally taking a bite out her rump" effing hilarious !!!

  • aaah harahetta! good video

  • oh god this video made me so hungry. and wtf do they have at whity? and rofl "i think hep starts for hepatitis! and five is a number five. ^^"

  • hahaah freakin hilarious!!

  • omg im in love with the red whale

  • Ken, I love your descriptions of what the beef tastes like in your mouth. Your a funny and interesting guy. Good Luck on your search for your birth parents :)

  • OMG the guy at 2:01 looks like Richard Hatch.

    Maybe you met a famouse person!

  • I LOVE YOU