@xjustamem0ryx Ignorance is closing your mind to that you have not seen.Have you ever seen an atom split? Have you ever landed on the moon? Yet you more than likely beleive its been done. What makes proof acceptable? Why is a Bible that has been passed down from oral tradition to scribes less of "proof" than a textbook...or formulas...or pictures. The Bible can be tested follow its advice/teaching, and see how your life changes. Please dont respond, i dont care to hear a rebutle from you.
the mere passing down of a book from multiple generations is no more proof of a sound description of reality than if a doobie were passed down instead. except ironically, being high might get you closer what with it allowing you to open your mind. it's more than probable the bible was passed down for so long only because its constituents weren't allowed to question it...
if you're going to use proof rhetoric to rationalize your claims you also need to use logic.
I still find it amusing that human beings, wrote a book, thousands of years ago, about how the universe was created, and humans today are still eating that shit up..
Christians can't wait for the end of the world so they can finally prove people wrong. The problem is we have been waiting centuries, after centuries for the end of the world and still we are here...
people have beliefs & you cannot change a belief... try adopting ideas, because you can change an idea. So, to all of you bible thumping creationists wishing the world of heathens would wake up and smell the blood of christ, you are delusional to think one being created everything in the universe. The vastness of our solar-system alone makes my stomach cringe. Compared to our galaxy we're less then a speck, we're a fucking iota of a neuron on the tip of a very large penis. yea that says it all
first of all, God didn't write the bible, he told special people to write proverbs and proclamations that were put together as the bible. second, you guys cant make fun of stuff you dont understand the first thing about. I hope you guys realize how stupid you are making fun of god.
@iKrackeD we aren't making fun of god, because god doesn't exist. and of course god didn't write the bible, god doesn't exist! we are making fun of theists who worship a book full of horrible evil passages and less moral sense than a modern four year old.
@ReligionIsAFraud I'm to hear that you're misinformed. All those stupid atheist-evolutionists say that god doesn't exist because theres no real facts that can prove him real, well there aren't any facts that prove him fake either. It's easier to believe he created the world than to believe that we came from dirt, and that we eventually inherited traits from monkeys? Funny. If God didn't create us then why don't monkeys keep birthing humans?
@iKrackeD If god created man, and evolution doesn't exist. Then where did black people come from. Black Aliens? Please, enlighten us.The only logical conclusion one can draw is to be agnostic, and make the rational conclusion that neither the belief of a bearded sky wizard, nor the non-existence of a bearded sky wizard is a rational thought.
Though if I were a betting man, I would say that no, there's probably not a bearded sky wizard, nor are there the other 100 man has created before it.
@iKrackeD Interesting logic...Its refreshing to see a comment thats not aimed at attacking Christianity, or christians themselves. "But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised" (NASB) 1 Corinthians 2:14
@iKrackeD Just because you cannot disprove the existence of something doesn't mean that it exists. You cannot disprove the existence of invisible unicorns but that doesn't mean that they exist. You need to prove god exists, not the other way around. if you think we believe monkeys gave birth to humans, you don't understand evolution, that;s not how it works
@ReligionIsAFraud Haha then how does it work dude? you guys are all fucking retarded im sorry. ignorant bastards, just because you don't believe or follow someone elses faith doesn't mean you should make fun of it. You think you know everything about the bible because you found some funny quotes in it? A lot of that is about when the world was unclean, Pre-flood. Atheists don't know shit about religion, you can't prove anything wrong with a few quotes about rape.
@iKrackeD evolution happens gradually. each generation would not have looked so different from their parents, but over time, the change from ape-like to man-like creatures happened. no monkey ever gave birth to a human, there was a chain of middle-species.
i make fun because when you actually look at what the beliefs are, they are silly- ridicule worthy. the book promotes hate against women, gays, it condones slavery and rape.
if you ignore these quotes, you are cherrypicking.
@ReligionIsAFraud thats the problem you don't understand the bible, the bible doesn't promote hate against women and gays. and definitely doesn't regard rape or slavery in a favoring manner. there are stories of when a lot of this happened, but you cannot understand the word of god by just a few quotes. and micro evolution is true, we do change. but macro evolution is false. God created us in his image, and in ways we are similar to the apes. but there were no middle species.
@iKrackeD Listen retard, you obviously know nothing of evolution. Probably more atheists have read the bible than you homosexual bashing racists. We were NEVER monkeys, alright? Listen!! They are a COMMON ANCESTOR, that means we have a common genetic material. Now look it up...
@iKrackeD Just because something is "easier" to believe doesn't make it true either dude. Something shouldnt just be believed merely based on its utility. "Why dont monkeys keep birthing humans?" is just an instant facepalm. It wouldnt shock me in the slightest if you havent studied or looked into evolutionary biology. You really should... instead of getting your info from assholes like Ken Ham.
@iKrackeD you can't just say that we came from a higher power just because of lack of evidence (more on your part lack of knowledge). there is a lot more evidence for evolution than christianity has to prove god's existence... and that's not how evolution works...
@iKrackeD I think you should learn and understand about evolution before you talk about it...You are saying evolution is incorrect same thing like you say 2+2=1...This youtube is made up from arithmetic calculation not from delusion and pray...Evolution is a fact based on evidence...Please go back to your cave and stop using Youtube....creationist lunatic....
@Denchanter357 yep, check the passage, it's right on the screen, though some bible's change it to 'ox', unicorn is the correct translation. google 'answers in genesis unicorns in the bible', if you want to read christian apologists saying that unicorns are real animals.
@bwompness Christians arent better than anyone. Its not about being better. Its about God and everything He stands for (love, justice, diciplin etc.) compared to everything the world stands for (greed, hardship, all the pain you see around you) in this world happiness is only temporary, but in God it is an investment in eternity and truth.
@lockitkitten so did your god stand for love when he killed all the first born of egypt? or when he ordered the israelites to kill every man woman and child of the midianite tribe? (can you imagine if a foreign nation's god killed every first born child of an entire nation because of something the political leader did?)
@lockitkitten and have you personally gotten to know every human on the entire planet? Because i know LOTS of people of other faiths, or with no religion, who are much more loving, just, and disciplined than lots of so-called "christians"...
@bwompness Well its not about the "so-called christians" its about God. The Lord loves you, doesnt make a difference if you dont beleive, or even mock Him, it just means you face consiquence of missing out on blessings, fullfillment, salvation, etc. people can entertain themselfs mocking the Living God all they want, thats the gift of choice, but it doesnt make a difference the way He sees you...as another significant child of His.
@lockitkitten "compared to everything the world stands for (greed, hardship, all the pain you see around you)"
And it's your religion that deludes you into feeling these things about the world around you. You're always expecting some paradise that earth could never compare to. I see earth as the most beautiful thing I will ever experience, regardless of all the hardships or the pain. Christians have such a negative view on the world and the people around them. It's pretty pathetic.
@ImFlareonBitch The Bible teaches to love people and hate the world. And to love the world would be loving all that inspires yet contaminates people. Media brainwashing...corporations...slaughter, murder, hate...in a nutshell, distruction. The world was not made to last forever. And im glad it wont. I will be glad to die one day and meet Jesus who is consistant and forever. If you disagree...fine, I dont care. Just stop messaging me because i speak my mind. :P
@lockitkitten Yet another example of why Christians suffer more depression.
Why don't you get drunk on Jesus wine and fall off a bridge? God couldn't seriously say suicide just because you couldn't walk, and you'd be in heaven. Win, win?
@ImFlareonBitch You cant lump sum christians. Stop replying to me. Your a non-beleiver, I get it. God is truth weather you beleive it or not. I beleive, wheather you discriminate/harrass me or not. I hope you accept Jesus' love before its too late. That goes for all non-beleivers.
@lockitkitten Lump sum? YOU gave a depressing summary of why you are a Christian. "Oh, the world isn't good enough. I'm going to sit on my ass and hope I see Jesus one day."
@vozpit Actually Romans Chapter 1 mentions a prohibition against muff diving -> but it's all just bronze age malarkey so who cares? Oh, right, the next president of the United States may actually be a zipperhead who takes this crap literally. Now I'm frightened.
Moses: Uhh...look, I'm not sure what kind of freaky shit you're into here, but please avoid rubbing your infant son's excised cock-kerchief on my feet, lady.
Amazing vid guys, you made me laugh.
0:30 lol!
ZephTES 1 week ago
the bible is one big troll on plebs by sophists.
any universal positive sayings therein are not unique to religion but are speciously patented to maintain a false legitimacy.
xjustamem0ryx 2 weeks ago
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xjustamem0ryx 2 weeks ago
I tried to find the video of the girl who praised god for the haiti earthquakes and prayed for more, but looks like it was taken down >_<
1337AnimeFan 2 weeks ago
Lol@ 1:28
LeonDawson11 2 weeks ago
when ignorance tries to rationalize its unfoundedness, religion is born.
xjustamem0ryx 2 weeks ago
@xjustamem0ryx Ignorance is closing your mind to that you have not seen.Have you ever seen an atom split? Have you ever landed on the moon? Yet you more than likely beleive its been done. What makes proof acceptable? Why is a Bible that has been passed down from oral tradition to scribes less of "proof" than a textbook...or formulas...or pictures. The Bible can be tested follow its advice/teaching, and see how your life changes. Please dont respond, i dont care to hear a rebutle from you.
lockitkitten 2 weeks ago
@lockitkitten
the mere passing down of a book from multiple generations is no more proof of a sound description of reality than if a doobie were passed down instead. except ironically, being high might get you closer what with it allowing you to open your mind. it's more than probable the bible was passed down for so long only because its constituents weren't allowed to question it...
if you're going to use proof rhetoric to rationalize your claims you also need to use logic.
xjustamem0ryx 2 weeks ago
According to the bible most of us should be put to death.
spindlegrinder 2 weeks ago
Is it me or is almost everyone on YouTube an atheist? Love it. Stupidity will die and it seems as though it is on its way.
CntthnkO15 2 weeks ago
I still find it amusing that human beings, wrote a book, thousands of years ago, about how the universe was created, and humans today are still eating that shit up..
rosstupharian 2 weeks ago
The funny thing is, is that, this is funny.
But all it is actually doing, is quoting. Just Quoting!
Christians must feel rather silly.
brucegalliver 2 weeks ago
the Bible does actually mention the word sh*t, in Philippians. the original Greek word is skubala, which means dung, excrement.
PrinceRavensword 2 weeks ago
Christians can't wait for the end of the world so they can finally prove people wrong. The problem is we have been waiting centuries, after centuries for the end of the world and still we are here...
MrTubarr 2 weeks ago
You just made my day.
bigears999 2 weeks ago
Great video! And you eating that banana!!! HOT!!! lol
Marvinglz 2 weeks ago
Excellent.
shogu666 2 weeks ago
I love you guys!
steblizz 2 weeks ago
people have beliefs & you cannot change a belief... try adopting ideas, because you can change an idea. So, to all of you bible thumping creationists wishing the world of heathens would wake up and smell the blood of christ, you are delusional to think one being created everything in the universe. The vastness of our solar-system alone makes my stomach cringe. Compared to our galaxy we're less then a speck, we're a fucking iota of a neuron on the tip of a very large penis. yea that says it all
macgw86 2 weeks ago
first of all, God didn't write the bible, he told special people to write proverbs and proclamations that were put together as the bible. second, you guys cant make fun of stuff you dont understand the first thing about. I hope you guys realize how stupid you are making fun of god.
iKrackeD 2 weeks ago
@iKrackeD we aren't making fun of god, because god doesn't exist. and of course god didn't write the bible, god doesn't exist! we are making fun of theists who worship a book full of horrible evil passages and less moral sense than a modern four year old.
ReligionIsAFraud 2 weeks ago 36
@ReligionIsAFraud I'm to hear that you're misinformed. All those stupid atheist-evolutionists say that god doesn't exist because theres no real facts that can prove him real, well there aren't any facts that prove him fake either. It's easier to believe he created the world than to believe that we came from dirt, and that we eventually inherited traits from monkeys? Funny. If God didn't create us then why don't monkeys keep birthing humans?
iKrackeD 2 weeks ago
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@iKrackeD If god created man, and evolution doesn't exist. Then where did black people come from. Black Aliens? Please, enlighten us.The only logical conclusion one can draw is to be agnostic, and make the rational conclusion that neither the belief of a bearded sky wizard, nor the non-existence of a bearded sky wizard is a rational thought.
Though if I were a betting man, I would say that no, there's probably not a bearded sky wizard, nor are there the other 100 man has created before it.
Stebthefirst 2 weeks ago
@iKrackeD Interesting logic...Its refreshing to see a comment thats not aimed at attacking Christianity, or christians themselves. "But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised" (NASB) 1 Corinthians 2:14
lockitkitten 2 weeks ago
@iKrackeD Just because you cannot disprove the existence of something doesn't mean that it exists. You cannot disprove the existence of invisible unicorns but that doesn't mean that they exist. You need to prove god exists, not the other way around. if you think we believe monkeys gave birth to humans, you don't understand evolution, that;s not how it works
ReligionIsAFraud 2 weeks ago
@ReligionIsAFraud Haha then how does it work dude? you guys are all fucking retarded im sorry. ignorant bastards, just because you don't believe or follow someone elses faith doesn't mean you should make fun of it. You think you know everything about the bible because you found some funny quotes in it? A lot of that is about when the world was unclean, Pre-flood. Atheists don't know shit about religion, you can't prove anything wrong with a few quotes about rape.
iKrackeD 2 weeks ago
@iKrackeD evolution happens gradually. each generation would not have looked so different from their parents, but over time, the change from ape-like to man-like creatures happened. no monkey ever gave birth to a human, there was a chain of middle-species.
i make fun because when you actually look at what the beliefs are, they are silly- ridicule worthy. the book promotes hate against women, gays, it condones slavery and rape.
if you ignore these quotes, you are cherrypicking.
ReligionIsAFraud 2 weeks ago 3
@ReligionIsAFraud thats the problem you don't understand the bible, the bible doesn't promote hate against women and gays. and definitely doesn't regard rape or slavery in a favoring manner. there are stories of when a lot of this happened, but you cannot understand the word of god by just a few quotes. and micro evolution is true, we do change. but macro evolution is false. God created us in his image, and in ways we are similar to the apes. but there were no middle species.
iKrackeD 2 weeks ago
@ReligionIsAFraud No use explaining to this orangutan bro....creationist is simply lunatic orangutan....
TheLalaGOD 1 day ago
@iKrackeD Listen retard, you obviously know nothing of evolution. Probably more atheists have read the bible than you homosexual bashing racists. We were NEVER monkeys, alright? Listen!! They are a COMMON ANCESTOR, that means we have a common genetic material. Now look it up...
LaggyGamer 1 week ago
@iKrackeD lighten up and relax...smoke the joint and enjoy.....
TheLalaGOD 1 day ago
@iKrackeD Just because something is "easier" to believe doesn't make it true either dude. Something shouldnt just be believed merely based on its utility. "Why dont monkeys keep birthing humans?" is just an instant facepalm. It wouldnt shock me in the slightest if you havent studied or looked into evolutionary biology. You really should... instead of getting your info from assholes like Ken Ham.
aiiiunluckykid 2 weeks ago
@iKrackeD you can't just say that we came from a higher power just because of lack of evidence (more on your part lack of knowledge). there is a lot more evidence for evolution than christianity has to prove god's existence... and that's not how evolution works...
ThePr0Hobo 1 week ago
@iKrackeD I think you should learn and understand about evolution before you talk about it...You are saying evolution is incorrect same thing like you say 2+2=1...This youtube is made up from arithmetic calculation not from delusion and pray...Evolution is a fact based on evidence...Please go back to your cave and stop using Youtube....creationist lunatic....
TheLalaGOD 1 day ago
@Denchanter357 Dude, yeah and dragons!
LeZemyr 2 weeks ago
@Dayhannadfitnut I know :( it really is a sad thing
LeZemyr 2 weeks ago
Haha that was great
LeZemyr 2 weeks ago
omg hahaha
Bananabearanna 2 weeks ago
....i dont get it but if u hate the Bible why did u put so much effort into this video? You even added scriptures??
TEDDIESandANGEL 3 weeks ago
and still soo many believe. Ugh it's soo frustrating!
Dayhannadfitnut 3 weeks ago
This series needs to continue, shit xtians say, shit they do..etc...
lowcoststart 3 weeks ago
Great video!
1point7g 4 weeks ago
There are actually unicorns in the bible????
Denchanter357 1 month ago 4
@Denchanter357 yep, check the passage, it's right on the screen, though some bible's change it to 'ox', unicorn is the correct translation. google 'answers in genesis unicorns in the bible', if you want to read christian apologists saying that unicorns are real animals.
ReligionIsAFraud 3 weeks ago
@ReligionIsAFraud yea... Nkjv changed it. i tried to show a friend...
Denchanter357 3 weeks ago
lmao!!!!! like the response with the banana.. lmao!!!
mastercleanseme2012 1 month ago
0:32 LOOL
nanioushka 1 month ago
1:24 isn't Amadinabab the president of some country now?
Vazrick 1 month ago
I get sex and the city now....
niniLuvsJb 1 month ago
I feel sad for all the non-beleivers. This world is disgusting, I choose freedom, love, and conviction...I choose God.
lockitkitten 1 month ago
@lockitkitten ooooh wow you're so much better than everyone else...
bwompness 1 month ago
@bwompness Christians arent better than anyone. Its not about being better. Its about God and everything He stands for (love, justice, diciplin etc.) compared to everything the world stands for (greed, hardship, all the pain you see around you) in this world happiness is only temporary, but in God it is an investment in eternity and truth.
lockitkitten 1 month ago
@lockitkitten so did your god stand for love when he killed all the first born of egypt? or when he ordered the israelites to kill every man woman and child of the midianite tribe? (can you imagine if a foreign nation's god killed every first born child of an entire nation because of something the political leader did?)
bwompness 1 month ago
@lockitkitten and didn't your loving and just god create this world which you think is so disgusting?
bwompness 1 month ago
@lockitkitten and have you personally gotten to know every human on the entire planet? Because i know LOTS of people of other faiths, or with no religion, who are much more loving, just, and disciplined than lots of so-called "christians"...
bwompness 1 month ago
@bwompness Well its not about the "so-called christians" its about God. The Lord loves you, doesnt make a difference if you dont beleive, or even mock Him, it just means you face consiquence of missing out on blessings, fullfillment, salvation, etc. people can entertain themselfs mocking the Living God all they want, thats the gift of choice, but it doesnt make a difference the way He sees you...as another significant child of His.
lockitkitten 1 month ago
@lockitkitten "compared to everything the world stands for (greed, hardship, all the pain you see around you)"
And it's your religion that deludes you into feeling these things about the world around you. You're always expecting some paradise that earth could never compare to. I see earth as the most beautiful thing I will ever experience, regardless of all the hardships or the pain. Christians have such a negative view on the world and the people around them. It's pretty pathetic.
ImFlareonBitch 2 weeks ago
@ImFlareonBitch The Bible teaches to love people and hate the world. And to love the world would be loving all that inspires yet contaminates people. Media brainwashing...corporations...slaughter, murder, hate...in a nutshell, distruction. The world was not made to last forever. And im glad it wont. I will be glad to die one day and meet Jesus who is consistant and forever. If you disagree...fine, I dont care. Just stop messaging me because i speak my mind. :P
lockitkitten 2 weeks ago
@lockitkitten Yet another example of why Christians suffer more depression.
Why don't you get drunk on Jesus wine and fall off a bridge? God couldn't seriously say suicide just because you couldn't walk, and you'd be in heaven. Win, win?
ImFlareonBitch 2 weeks ago
@ImFlareonBitch You cant lump sum christians. Stop replying to me. Your a non-beleiver, I get it. God is truth weather you beleive it or not. I beleive, wheather you discriminate/harrass me or not. I hope you accept Jesus' love before its too late. That goes for all non-beleivers.
lockitkitten 2 weeks ago
@lockitkitten Lump sum? YOU gave a depressing summary of why you are a Christian. "Oh, the world isn't good enough. I'm going to sit on my ass and hope I see Jesus one day."
ImFlareonBitch 2 weeks ago
What a useless book..
silversobe 1 month ago
The law says women must be silent in church, and be in submission! hahahahahahaha
brucegalliver 1 month ago 2
fuck religion! oh and jesus too :P
CrazyAl1991 1 month ago
aaah he reads with his teddy
69Sirdragon 1 month ago
Anyone ever notice that the bible says nothing about lesbians? I guess the guy who made up the man on man hatred likes when women muff dive.
vozpit 1 month ago
@vozpit Actually Romans Chapter 1 mentions a prohibition against muff diving -> but it's all just bronze age malarkey so who cares? Oh, right, the next president of the United States may actually be a zipperhead who takes this crap literally. Now I'm frightened.
HeatherSpoonheim 1 month ago
Moses: Uhh...look, I'm not sure what kind of freaky shit you're into here, but please avoid rubbing your infant son's excised cock-kerchief on my feet, lady.
okumabear 1 month ago 2
Great job. Antitheists.
lowcoststart 1 month ago
;) And that's just the tip of the iceberg, aint it!?....or maybe just the tip of the banana! LOL!
julzabro 1 month ago 11
Awesome
dimcoin 1 month ago
it's been 2,000+ years and I'm still waiting for it..........
schizobipolarjoe 1 month ago
And there it is again. reading the bible makes you an atheist. if you wanna believe in God you just.....become ignorant. easiest way.
mimjack 1 month ago in playlist Liberate Your Mind
OH MY GOD!!!!
Revolovetion 1 month ago
excellent, thank you, thank you!!! Damn that was fucking great.
estebandesade 1 month ago 17