Portal 2 - All 4 Aperture Investment Opportunities (Panels, Robots, Turrets and Boots)

[998WALRUS]

Really, just try getting close to that baby!

...are you still there?

[ChiyosukeBLC]

Cave Johnson, we're done here

[Yakida01]

I would watch any sort of pornography if it featured Cave Johnson.

[Scarifar1]

@Yakida01 Even gay porn?

[Yakida01]

@Scarifar1 ...only if Mr. Johnson was in a dominant position.

[youronlinesniper]

@Scarifar1 ESPECIALLY gay porn

[igivepokemon]

Woot

[onceone96]

I want the pink turret

[RandomGamingVids4You]

2:11 - That's an invisible baby. We sell them too.

[OmegaLetsPlay]

Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons BACK! GET MAD! I DON''T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[TheAlexmercer00]

good work, boots!



[nachos908283]

Your fired. No not you test subject your doing fine. Yes you scientist guy, box your stuff, door, parking lot, car, good-bye. LOL

[dwarvenater]

@misdrevenous well Aperture doesn't make arrows...

[gronis99]

pause at 2:29 and 2:32 too see what`s inside the portalgun

[Anonyhr]

Warning: Standing near turret may result in accidental empathy supression

[doomcrazyful]

roses are red.

violets are blue.

thats a crusher.

we sell them too.

[Gxmwp]

Chell did some cool moves!

[thumbwar73]

that last turret was backwards, lol

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

2012 End of the World: Cave Johnson, we are done here.

[LoneGallade]

This was a triumph

[xXEllisGamerTagXx]

That is not panel, thats a crusher, we sell them to.

[lemanz23]

Valve= Pixar of gaming

[linezero3]

@lemanz23 Definitely!

[ItsMarvinAbel]

@lemanz23 Electronic Arts™ = Disney of gaming.

[KnaberArtist]

@ItsMarvinAbel Ahem? Electronic Arts didn't make Portal 2. Nor did they direct it. They just sold it in retail stores. A puppet, more or less.

[ItsMarvinAbel]

@KnaberArtist I know.

[EagleKammback]

@lemanz23 Valve is the Pixar of gaming? I don't think so, Pixar can use the number 3!

[lemanz23]

@EagleKammback I mean in The animation aspect of their videos demonstrating their games. t

[manictiger]

@EagleKammback

icwutudidthar

[Naoyasha]

I dont think Atlas passed the Unilateral Force-Induced Isokinetic Breakfast Trial.... o -o

[Arcadia96X]

@Naoyasha What?

[pabloultraxtreme]

@Arcadia96X he's reffering to slice the apple by the half xD

[Naoyasha]

@Arcadia96X 0:58

Bottom left corner.

[misdrevenous]

Good thing chell's knee didnt get injured.

[egloman]

humans can not be trusted!

[HomoSapiens99]

where do i find these videos?

[111urnotme]

kos remember . . . . science is not about why, it's about why not!!!!

[xXRintsenXx]

How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this.

[747Grant]

these sre SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

[FailX5]

"Cave Johnson, we're done here" HAHAHA XD

[admiralsftershockrex]

Dear Santa....

[tonyb24242424]

lol theres a picture at 2:04 betwen the to fraps of the robot cassing option and assembly pause on timing is needed to see

[mkawakam]

@tonyb24242424 Dude, what the hell is that picture? It's freaking me out.

[ChrisMathers3501]

Question: Why did Chell's knees get temporarily replaced with cybernetic augmentations if they already had long-fall boots?

Oh, wait, never mind, I forgot, Aperture Science never really needed a reason.

[Toadybear03]

@ChrisMathers3501 because while they keep you from landing on your head they're hell on your knees XD

[SuperNinjateddybear]

wow that's 60% more bullet!

[xScarletFire9x]

Ooh! I want the crusher!

But seriously, the voice actor for Cave Johnson (his name escapes me) should do real commercials.

[DrAwesome6710]

@xScarletFire9x its J K Simmons. and yes, he should. I love his voice.

[arcticwindx]

Atlas = male

P-body = female

just thought I'd mention that.

[Darksora46]

@arcticwindx

What are you talking about? Their both CONSIDERED male. But their robots so they don't have a gender. 

[HellecticMojo]

I'm NOT different...

RATTATATATA...

[GenPG14forthewin]

a turrret with a brick paint job? best idea ever!

[spartan11720011]

i want a turret thats red

[T0astyBullet]

Table? evening at the improve. What idiot picked these

[tattat44]

Thumbs up if you can spot "Miniature surplus german stick grenade" in the last commercial.

[Awsomewowfan]

I wanna buy the boots for 1,000,000,000,000 dollars

[SLGPhantom]

the pancake is a lie!

[callum563]

Invisible baby we sell them to

[Xx1hotpotato1xX]

atlas fails walking to the door hahah made me laugh =)

[ZkarProductions]

Cave Johnson for president!

[Bluedino549]

@ZkarProductions Cave Johnson for WOLRD-DICTATOR! :D

[zachcasparius448]

"we fire the full bullet." thats 65 % bullet per bullet"

[toughguyaq]

robots gave us 6 more seconds of co op good work robots

[ThePlasticBowl]

I want a turret it doesnt even have to shoot I jusdt want one

[x8a3vier]

Around 0:36 it sounds like Atlas is saying "Dam It"

[RCT3Syco213]

Dear Santa............

[potterfandf]

-They come in hundreds of designer colors including: Forest, Desert-

-I'm different!

--Maple,-um-Evening at the Improv, what idiot picked the-

[iliketoreplytovids]

You can also pause it at 1:36 and a little after to see the turret blue prints..theyre funny lol

[iliketoreplytovids]

Pause the video when it has the blue prints for the portal gun up there..and you can read all the parts its made out of. It has 2 miniature german stick grenades inside of it so if "The device fails to produce portals the miniature Black Hole may need to be re started by carefully tossing one or both of the miniature stick grenades into it." pause at 2:30 and read that stuff..its hilarious



[ryandudea72]

2:04 is cave Johnson's face!

[iliketoreplytovids]

@ryandudea72 no it isnt.

[MewApple1]

@ump5master it's Chell not Cell

[RandomOnez127]

1:59 Im different!



[AdamWest100]

I would buy a used condom from this guy.

[jaymeohio9999]

"So anyway we are in between banks right now so make those checks out to cash

[1x93cm]

i wonder what black mesa's commercials looked like

[Teamkiller153]

"thats not a panel. thats a crusher. we sell them too" lol

[jengofett1]

and as our data shows humans...-person gets pushed into the pit-....cannot be trusted. lol

[OtakuGemma]

2:03 the pink turret is facing the wrong way LOL

[yeoldpepsi]

atlas and p-body are a core and a turret. (looks like it to me)

[rolypoly43]

4 people didn't buy the Long Fall Boots

[MJFrodo]

Just try to get to that baby.

[ComedyFilms100]

"Desert (I'm different) thumbs up if you noticed

[goluigi10]

That's not a baby. It's the death of your finances. We sell those too.

[carlostron11]

thats not a panel, its pressure, we sell them to. LOL

[pinky12345678901]

Did anyone notice how much the one testing the long fall boots looked like Chell?

[Strobertat]

@pinky12345678901 it is Chell. if you were joking then don't reply. plz

[Strobertat]

Damn it Valve! Make a movie already!

[TurtleJuice447]

@Strobertat The game is fun but making a movie would be sorta boring. How can they make a movie out of a puzzle game that involves Chell standing there trying to figure out how to solve each test chamber.

[Strobertat]

@TurtleJuice447 I know that. It's just there cut scenes are so darn good.

[TurtleJuice447]

@Strobertat What cut-scenes? There are none.

[Strobertat]

@TurtleJuice447 I meant there adverts

[TurtleJuice447]

@Strobertat There are no cut-scenes in portal.

[Strobertat]

@TurtleJuice447 I mean there adverts

[Vixinator357]

lol when they fired the guy who built the first robots... he had to take his weed plants with him

[MegaPR2]

does anyone notice the broken window at the end of the bot trust one?

[underthebattery1]

does the blue bots head at 1:22 look like churches body in red vs blue?

[EpicConkerfan]

or a core maybe a curiosity core

[EpicConkerfan]

i want a turret :3

[stickfigure311]

@Pokefreak090 the 9 is obviously just a stutter. there's no way that the stasis was 20,000 years. the entire complex wouldn't even exist at that point.

[Godsjudgement12]

chell has sexy legs lol

[thelittlesagg]

@Godsjudgement12 Not only sexy legs... SHE IS SEXY HERSELF!! Oh God, I'd sleep with her any day!

[jimmymk69]

@Godsjudgement12 Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much, do you want to marry it, well I WONT LET YOU! How does that feel? LOL

[Bloodskaal00]

@Godsjudgement12 she's all sexy 8D

[Saraibre]

I downloaded all of these off the PSN so I can watch them over and over when my internet dies.

I suggest we all do the same.

[Darksora46]

I'm different!

[HuskyZealot]

Egon Stetmann would like a Turret (cream colored, preferrably) up in the Hyperion (StarCraft II referrence) to study.

[HuskyZealot]

@Pokefreak090 WRONG!

[HuskyZealot]

Tests show that very few upgrades and such can't be trusted!

[LordJike]

It is hilarous how the stickmans at the boot one take the portal gun and tge panel incinerates the test subjet...

[rockuser28]

i bought a turret and all it did was shoot me instead of the intruder! lol i want my cash back!

[ThatOneGuy198]

I like the little stick figure guys.

[legoclockfreak710]

"how do we get so many bullets into each turret??? LIKE THIS!!!" *bullets fall from sky into sliced-in-half turret!* my favoret part!!!!!

[TheHDreality]

Pause at 2:29 and read the box at top right; "If the device fails to produce portals the miniature black hole may need to be restarted by carefully tossing (1) or both (2) of the miniature stick grenades into it".

[SuperDeathsmurf]

That turret creeped me out when its eye turned red and said "good night"

[daisymarryluigi]

wats caves number? i want a pet turret and those boots

[Fludd200]

COMPANION CUBE FTW!!!

[mikeyboyohio]

go ahed and call me crazy but i thing atlas and p-body are so cute at 1:00

[psydney1997]

How much was it for the turret again?

[ttmsnail]

4 people tried to touch the baby.

[MrBentheman1000]

I WANT A CRUSHER!

[Nova20cp]

I LOVE those turrets :) all i can say is "AWHAW!"

[cgsmitherine3]

wow...another 6 six seconds of co-operation...awesome..

[H0Tappsnow]

Just try and get close to that baby...your funeral!

[rockuser28]

turret warning: standing near turret may result in death.

[NegridoPie]

The bit with the turret protecting the baby, something makes me think thats a reference to the comic involving the very same thing.

[DNAngeldeath]

i wanna a crusher! not for killing anyone tho...

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@Pokefreak090 i did the math and its waaaaaay more then 20 milenia. it equals nearly 3 million years of stasis. you can try the equation yourself.

[stargazer674]

They should have used these as the TV commercials.

[TheDSofTime]

Congratulations Aperture Science.

You made my mom lol

+5 internet to you

[sulfura3]

Cave Johnson could very well be Mann Co.'s supplier of evil weaponry.

[ultrajd]

I love how polite the Turrets are.

[nogames222]

I want a pet turret jus push it over and put water inside or summer party by the pool put it out and if someone walks by it they get shot wit waterrrr :D now I'm sad cuz it's not real:,(

[malevc]

@nogames222 !!!!!

Turrets with water guns activated by motion sensors! This is the best idea ever.

[kingsbrothers11]

when chell walks away at the end, she sounds like the pixar lamp jumping :)

[Kiwichiri]

4 people didn't get their turret delivered yet.

[kingsbrothers11]

@Kiwichiri 4 people cannot be trusted

[kingsbrothers11]

@Kiwichiri 4 people tried to get near that baby

[mcfuzzy20]

Just try and get to that baby. Your funeral.

[CARTERmgo]

They shoot the whole bullet.

where does the muzzel flash come from? 

[animefriend101]

"Safe." *Smash smash smash*

Love it.

[charris41]

I WANT A TURRET ! but for killing someone

[inarisarp]

Cave Johnson. We're done here!

[Hevy477]

That is not a panel, its a crusher we sell them too XD

[AhotHamwithGravy]

that is not a panel... thats a crusher. we sell those too

[The343Player]

No-one going near that baby

[InceRumul]

I want a turret to protect my house!

[NagiSanzeninX]

"that is not a panel...thats a crusher....um...we sell them to!" LOL

[ultrajd]

Thats one safe baby. 

[toon10001]

how long has chell been in statis? simply put, because he said 999999999, it may be an error. she could of been there for 1 second, for all we know

[MrSnowpatrolz]

Good work boobs..

[Dragiux]

Robots gave 6 more seconds of cooperation. Good job robots.

[alphacat117]

just try and touch that baby

[lilruc]

Anyone else think those boots are sexy as hell? Like not the boots but the way they look on her?

[NagiSanzeninX]

chell is sexy..

[jakemeow]

2:35 Where could I find this room?

[jaymeohio9999]

You Monster



[sirfabioteddy]

@jaymeohio9999 no u

[simoncpu]

It's over 9000 years into the future!!!

[Alex15963]

"Were not banging rocks together we know how to make a quantum space hole"

[sirfabioteddy]

@Alex15963 or do u...

[xmaster2]

"I'm different..." Ahahaha, I love turrets.

[MrGetowned25]

@Pokefreak090 could just be a malfunctioning robot it kind of seemed like everything was malfunctioning throughout the campaign

[dimmumoth]

Is it just me, or is this the guy that did the voice of Captain Quark in Ratchet and Clank?

[jtqquayle]

has anyone else noticed there isnt actually a baby?

[matheuss1078]

We fire the WHOLE BULLET..That's 65% more bullet! xD 1:45

That's not a panel..That's a crusher..We sell them too. ROFLMAO 0:38

[MegaFederation]

@matheuss1078 65% more bullet per bullet

[Drummr56]

at 2:29 pause the video and look at no. 2 on the diagram legend it says there are 2 mini german stick grenades

[MegaFederation]

@Drummr56 they r for feeding power to the miniature blackhole if it dies out.

[Drummr56]

@MegaFederation ya, i was just pointing it out cuz it was funny

[MikeyMetallic]

I want a turret :D

[samusaron0]

im not going to lie to you, they're expensive as hell.

[shurtugil]

The two dislikes are the test robots.