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  • i freaking love alistair. curse you bioware!! your game creations are too good!

  • "Haha. Haha. Bluff called! Damn, she saw right through me." (: <3

  • Oh, he is so cute! Every time I see this thing, I just squeal and giggle.

  • @unsteddy

    Edward has no personality other than being uptight and moody.

    Alistair is warm and able to laugh at himself. Not to mention that he wouldn't cut the power in your car to keep you from going to someone else's house.

    Seriously, it's no contest!

  • I like what he says when you ask him if the flower is his new weapon of choice. XD

  • oh how sweet ... i rememberd something EXACTLY like this happend to me , and he looked almost exactly like alistair ... Damn i said " buzz off creeper ! " ha ! im sooo funny , not im actualy not :D

  • I am a guy, im not gay. But i love Alistair. I wish i were him ;)

  • This sounds like Wheatly off of portal 1 and 2 xD..

  • If I guy did and said just as Alistair did, I would fucking MELT :D

  • lol, that damn dog in the background... i kept expecting Alistair to break away and yell "SHUT THE F*** UP IM TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC HERE!"

  • @birkinsmith88 The doggie is like, "GET THE F***k AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU! LOL

  • hes so CUTE!!

  • Haha xD I'm playing a female rogue as well and Alistair did the same thing to me I handled it a bit differently but aye he is cute isn't he xD in a childish sort of way lmao xD

  • how can you play this?

  • steve valentine

  • Why can't you be real Alistair?!?!?!?! Thumbs up if you feel my pain... :'(

  • @MrKindgirl

    There are 7 billion people in this world. So roughly 3.5 billion men... I'm sure there is an Alistair out there somewhere :-)

  • alot of guys act like this guy. Maybe if you spent more time with real guys instead of dreaming of a video game character, you would already know this.

  • @arkwrestling145 Is that so? I spend more than enough time with real guys and very few act anything like this. Since you seem to know so many alistair-like guys, why don't you go send some my way? kthnxbai!

  • @MrKindgirl Tons of guys act like him. You must hang around some strange guys, either that or guys don't feel comfortable enough around you to act themselves. A guy won't simply act himself because you will him to, you gotta earn it first.

  • @arkwrestling145 There are different mixes of people around the world, dingleberry.

  • the top comment got me thinking... of all the people who hate twilight, how many actually READ the books? *still votes for alistair* o3o

  • New weapon of choice!

  • Oh man! he gave me that rose with my male character and I was like... WHAT NOW? DAMMIT ALISTAIR! STOP BEING GAY AND I THREW THE ROSE AT HIS FACE(of course not but ROFL)

  • They should have put this option when he gives the rose that says:" Oh, Alistair, that's so cute. I could just kiss you!" or to :" Lunge at him and brace him in strong embrace." I wanted to hug the monitor during this scene. ^.^

  • He so cute

  • haha off with the armor then!

  • I haven't watch this video in nearly a year now, and Alistair still made me giggle and grin at the monitor like a damn loon. Maker bless that pixel man! ;)

  • @bagbunny ikr!! same here!

  • I hope one day I'll find my "Alistair" hahha xD

  • When does this happen!

  • Oh come On ... How can anyone turn him down after this I mean really this is freaking smooth.... 

  • Someone shoot that fucking dog.

  • My brother sat through all the funny conversations I had with Alistair while playing with a notebook and a pen. When this scene came up he took notes.

  • I giggled when he hadthe awkward laugh hehe

  • Everytime I have a conversation with Alistair i just wanna make my character kiss him .

    GAH he is so adorable !

  • *dies laughing* Alistair, you are amazing.

  • Random dog bark FTW!

  • @TheArases oh hell ya XD

  • @GivenstheMrs Plus, Alistair doesn't sparkle...Not unless Leliana is on the team..

  • When he gave me the rose I asked if it was his new weapon of choice XD

  • If only Alistair wasn't such a whiny templar boy. "But iz blud magik!"

  • The one thing I kept thinking through this whole deal: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID DOG! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT WITH ALISTAIR!" T_T

  • what happens when you choose the 'Feeling a little thorny, are we?" Haha! I am very curious of his reply

  • @ImaXXeatXXyeh Alistair would say something witty that would make us laugh what else?

  • @Dantarn I know that but I'm wondering what specifically XD

  • aha, I LOVE alistair! <3 I was too shy to admit this to my boyfriend, though, in fear of looking strange/weird/etc, until we had a massive conversation about this game about half an hour ago (I've got him into this game xD) and he admitted to me he likes Leliana "because her lisp is cute" :') so I spilled all about my crush on Alistair :'D

    So now we've been discussing our love for both characters for the past half hour and I've been giving him tips on romancing Leliana :') fun, really!

  • Alistair is definitely the best character to romance with :O He's a total sweet heart :3

  • Oh hell yeah he's the prize!

  • omg he's just sooooo effing adorable!! xD aaahhh, why do you do this to me you non existing person!

  • shut up stupid dog! ><

    You're ruining the romance!

  • this scene gave me the inspiration to name my character in my second playthrough Rose :) Just so I could be with Alistair and make it more romantic <3 Cheesy? Who cares?? Alistair loves cheese <3

  • I tried this on a girl. It freaking worked xD She said it was cute and smiled shyly <3^^

  • @MrJustinArt hahaha! awesome

  • @MrJustinArt That is incredible, nice work bro. :D

  • @AtticWarrior1994 Yep. You da man, Alistair!

  • @MrJustinArt

    good for u

  • @KubernetePirata Yes. Good for ME

  • @MrJustinArt

    Really? Lucky you. Mine asked me why I'm being creepy.

  • @Bulloxe4 I feel for you

  • @MrJustinArt

    nice~ now hurry on to step two young warden

  • @MrJustinArt Aww! that's so cute

  • @xziong Some people say that video games don't teach you anything. I think they are idiots.

  • "I'll just be standing over there just til you know... the blushing stops."

    HAHAHAHA. Awww such a cutie pie.

  • two dislikes= two cheese haters

  • Alistair's theme song should be Tonight - Enrique Iglesias. :)

  • lol thanks for putting the words up :)

  • need to read the Alistar, get all the women you want guide

  • @MichelleFMA :P thanks.. i have my moments xD

  • Haha I'm glad you posted this! I didn't call his bluff 'cause i was taken a bit off-guard, like "This early in the game? ;)" But i'm glad to know he was just being awkward Alistair. My Warden wants to wait a bit =P

  • "just to be safe... from you know" from what? a hard on? :P

  • This voice actor is amazing. Others in DAO do a good job too but he just takes his lines and chops them up, twists them, turns them upside down...hard to believe he is reading lines off a page. Try listening to this without watching the video and you'll see what I mean. Such a sexy voice, too! I never got these particular lines so now I have to go back to a save file...must hear "You won't land me that easily, woman!" Thank you moar!!

  • I don't like Alistair as a romance, but the playthrough I romanced him-- I laughed very very hard at this interchange. The bluff/blushing part is my favorite.

  • The 2 dislikes are the 2 people who couldnt get in Alistars pants! :D

  • Perhaps we just like to feel wanted and have someone who cares for us so much. I wanted someone who thought this for so long. Though I am disappointed because it will never happen. Never think of us fan girls as "horny bitches" we just want to be treated with respect and appreciation.

  • i'm sorry i know he's cute but: CAN YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOG UP?!?!

    LOL!

    he basically ruined the moment XD

  • lmfao thats exactly what i said until off with the armor then LOL! LOVIN YOUR CHARACTER!

  • I LOVE ALISTAIR!!! he is the cutest thing ever! I used to like Twilight, but Edward is NOTHIN compared to Alistair. Sweet, sensitive, funny...... Gah! I just wanna hug him!

  • Watch him on I'm in the Band. Just look up IITBFan

  • LOL

    I love this character so much....no homo :D

  • @mediolagana Perhaps. I hope I will. I'll try not to get my hopes up though. But, I hope I'll find someone half as adorable and romantic as Alistair. :-)

  • Wow...I do hope Alistair wins in that battle of the century...Except of course anyone would actually notice that Alistair is up against a REAL PERSON

  • ok fangirls its battle of teh century time. ALISTAIR vs EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT

    vote this comment up if you vote for alistair and vote down if its edward.

  • @unsteddy edward sucks >:| ALISTAIR FTW! ^_^

    plus alistair is way more smarter, cooler, sweeter and cuter >:P

  • @unsteddy

    Nobody likes Edward!

  • @unsteddy I'm a man, and even I think Edward has nothing on Alistair ;)

  • @unsteddy If it was Alistair vs Cullen (From the DA:O game) now, that would be a different story.

  • @unsteddy WAT? That's comparing apples to oranges. Really crappy, sparkly, horrifying oranges.

    *votes Alistair*

  • @unsteddy I have a better comparison for the Bioware fans.

    Alistair vs Garrus Vakarian.

  • @unsteddy Edward from Twilight is an undead, creepy, abusive stalker. Alistair is sweet and romantic, needs love and affection but can more than hold his own in a fight, and gives you as much space or companionship as you wish. Tough choice, eh? :p

  • Wait Alistair is quite "the prize" ? Oh shi-

    Jacob: The priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize

  • I love his response when you say 'Feeling a little thorny, are we?' He's just too damn cute. >:)

  • " I'll be standing here.. till the blushing stops. "

    I blushed so FACKING hard..... AND I'M STILL BLUSHING X3

    XDDDDD

  • This is when being a girl gamer is a good thing. Thank you for catering to our needs, Bioware!

  • Alistair is one of the many reasons why I love Dragon Age ^.^

  • "I'll be standing here till the blushing stops."

    I LOVE ALISTAIR. XD

  • He was so damn CUTE when he giggled and said 'Bluff called.'! I just want to hug him!

  • People can always tell when I'm playing dragon age because of my ridiculous fan-girlish laughter.

  • why are there 2 dislikes? Zevran and Leliana? :-\

  • @LunaSomnium morrigan.

  • OMG... he is too adorable... I WANT AN ALISTAIR!!!!!!

  • ..How could somthing so beautiful - WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

    =/

  • he's really sweet :)

    and cute XD

  • haha alistair is adorable. when i first played the game i was trying so hard to get into his pants, and i was pretty disappointed in this scene where it starts to get a little dirty and then hes just like, oops, you called my bluff, see ya.

  • alistair is the only guy i know that can say stuff like this and have every girl in a ten mile radius cooing at how romantic he is XD i'm a lot like alistair in terms of personality, but my instincts tell me i would very likely get slapped across the face for saying something like this to a girl, lol

  • @TheArbiter10 it works because he balances out the mushy stuff with hilarious awkwardness and a good sense of humor

  • Leliana saw a beautiful rose at the Chantry in Lothering...

    And Alistair picked it.

    ^_^

  • Alistar.... is kinda like a more clever me. lol

  • you all lie, you know you chciks have a hot secret lust for ohgren.

  • @CorRomeister Ew...

  • @hidi45498 It can be like a scene with a calvin klein model feeding you grapes, only it's ohgren feeding you stale and moldy crumbs from his beard, hehehheh. ^^

  • @CorRomeister That just made my day.

  • @CorRomeister lmfao.... hes done it with a paragon... probably doesnt have that much left in him after doin that shit

  • @CorRomeister We totally do. I'm not sure which is more attractive, the belching or the farting. :P

  • @CorRomeister This is the best comment I have read in the history of YouTube.

  • By the Goddess, Alistair is adorable. Yeah, so now I'll just have to try and find a guy like him. Gonna bee a long search though. All men in IRL seem to be unromantic brutes. Or they're already taken. Isn't that annoying?

  • "Why can't you be romantic like Alistair?" "BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER" Alistair gave me a rose.. All my man ever gave me was a baby.

  • God I laughed so hard.

    Like, goddamn. Sometimes I love being a girl playing video games.

  • WHY CAN'T HE BE REAL?!

  • @emeraldthechao174 Watch I'm in the Band. Next best thing!

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  • omg i love dogs but REALLY SHUT HIM UP

  • I am so in love with Alistair. He is so funny and cute.

  • I like the "weapon against the darkspawn" option, laugh so hard I missed the last bit of it

  • It blows my mind how popular Alistair is with the ladies! I'd have thought that there would be more Zevran fangirls than Alistair fangirls.

  • @neosoc Only in your dirty fantasies girls prefer Zevran! ;D Seriously, why that backstabber-bisexual-short-vul­gar-worn-elf-whore-rogue over a chivalrous-entertaining-cute-p­ristine-virgin like Alistair? We ain't sluts or smth! Take note! ;D Not that I don't love them both... Yeah, why can't real guys be like Alistair... ://

  • @neosoc I think it's because Alistair's voice is sexy as hell and his actor isn't bad looking either

  • 1:31 "And so you give me a flower? Brilliant Plan." lol

  • "I know I'm quite the prize, after all!"

    So...Alistair is the priiiiiiize? ;)

  • @Shanook28 just like Taylor said: Look at this... like sneaking into the captain's quarters. Heavy risk, but the prize...

  • He's powerful yet vulnerable, dashing, while extremely uncomfortable with his attractiveness, adorable but so uncomfortably awkward when it comes to romance - the perfect man!

  • "How can something so beautiful..."

    "WOOF WOOF WOOF"

  • My face hurts from smiling and I can't stop giggling. Sigh. Then again, I am a 16 year old hopeless romantic, it's not much of a surprise, is it? xD At first this game bored me, but when I learned that I could romance Alistair, WHAM! I can barely get my hands off hi... the game. *cough* Barely get my hands off the game.

    <u<''''

  • @AmiMecanique Love is just a bunch of hormones.

    Each gender has a different idea of love, generally the woman expects to be excited and secure while the man wants someone who's loyal and beautiful.

    Both of which are extremely unlikely, i knew this shit when i was 14.

    It'll never exist in the fucked up society that we inhabit, nor could it actually exist without gender equality. Sorry.

  • @Arnebananlolo Tldr

  • @v01cen268 Olol, you're so cool advertising your short attention span.

  • @Arnebananlolo Cool story bro.

  • @Arnebananlolo i agree love isn't really anything... Though all women want to hear "I just want to tell you what a rare and beautiful thing you are admist all this...... darkness" it's a sweet thought yes but it really depends what you think. Life is a fable. It tells a story if we choose the right path we don't regret it when if we choose the wrong one we also don't regret it but we wonder and we despair It feels like our life is faint but we still have something to live for It feels wonderful.

  • @AmiMecanique took the words right out of my brain!! I play just so I can hear him talk. My poor husband doesn't have a clue that I'm cheating on him with Alastair!

  • @ladybuck112 Watch I'm in the Band to hear him talk and in one of the songs, "Smells Like Fun" sing! That's the only song on the show so far until season 2 officailly starts, I'm guessing.

  • @AmiMecanique I'm the exact same, 16 and a hopeless romantic.

    I just got to this part and cant stop smiling. So now, I can't stop watching this video. He's just to adorable , I just can't handle it ahaha

  • @AmiMecanique Yes, I'm a guy and I feel the same way.

    ...Bromancely.

  • @AmiMecanique Bahahahaha you're hilarious!!

  • @AmiMecanique you're NOT crazy girl! I was theexact same way! I didn;t want ot play until I found out I could have Alistair!*swoons* He's JUST SOOOO PRECIOUS!! xD

  • @AmiMecanique Your most likely ugly, or with no social skills whatsoever, to play a game because a secondary character looks "cute".

  • @SickneZZ2 Lol, you're most likely ugly and try putting other people down to make you feel better.

  • i love taking alistairs flower ;)

  • Fucking horny bitches.

  • @PhluXx1 Crazy! I'm not in love with Alistair like all the horny bitches here. I like his actor more. He's real.

  • @PhluXx1 oh come on, both sexes have irrational horny crushes once in a while. look up tali'zorah from mass effect and see how many dudes make inappropriate comments. let chicks have something to gawk over for once.

  • @ScholarlySquirrel

    Well said! ;)

    I'm a guy, but I can perfectly understand why girls love him :)

    Best. Npc. Ever! XD

    Thumbs up if you agree :)

  • Aww, my best dragon age pal really has a way with the ladies. I'm so proud of him

    He seems to have passed Edward Cullen in popularity =D

  • @ThePrince593 good. twilight is a misogynistic pile of literary crap and doesnt deserve even half the attention it gets.

  • I love him so much ^_______^

  • Good grief. I keep getting all these replies to the comment I made. The reason I'm so amazed he's so popular with women isn't because he's a fag, or a total loser, or a whiner, etc. It's because he reminds me so much of me, and my experience has been much more like that of his haters than that of his fans. Even my own wife calls me gay sometimes.

    The reason I like Alistair is because he's tough when it comes to the abuse he takes from the other characters and then continues on being himself.

  • @RicoLen1 excatly and i'm the only one who treats him like a human

  • Love Alistair! It's amazing how many different ways he will respond in this scene.  If only he existed in real life!

  • @tamarexxe rite on the BALL!!!!

  • Alistair is Sexy :D

  • am i the only one who put feeling a little thorny ?

  • Alistar is such a weardo! but that's why i love him

  • I have to play this game, people propper hate on Alistair but I think he's awesome. "heheh bluff called!"

  • This made me cry so much, *sniff* his romance skills are terrible but heart warming :')

  • "I'll be (Nervous Laugh) I'll be standing over here. Until the blushing stops...."

    Dear god I love him. lol

  • Remember guys:

    "SWOOPING...IS...BAD"

  • Isn't that maybe the rose that Leliana mention? She says that the dead rose-bush outside the Chantry had a new rose even tough it was dead. Maybe Alistair picked it?

  • @Hellyn18 holy shit I never thought about that one before nice catch there too bad they didnt give that rose some power later in the game

  • @oldnotweak Yeah, agreed!