YO MAMMA JOKES

[mcFreaki]

your mum's easier than the stockade when you're level 85.

[Lindsaapop72]

guess what. yo mamma such a whoe that shut the fuck up. Yo mammas a nice lady but ur grandmothers a whore

[XKYLDDX]

where is the audio from?

[Meighan618]

You mama is so fat, she sat on a forest and it became the Un'Goro Crater.

[Gubbentralle]

@StirItWellBaby2 :)

[DCSkater961]

yo mamma so ugly that not even goldfish smile back

[900MeTube]

yo mama is so fat so she sweats mayonnaise

[Gubbentralle]

Yo mamma was so ugly so when she tried to get into Miss Ugly they said,

"No Pro's"

[flowertracks890]

Hello

[TVSkat3]

yo mamma so small she does back flips under her bed.

[AnimeRoxorz13]

Yo mamma's so fat the only thing keeping her from McDonalds is the door

[lllxVxlll]

Yo mama so ugly that when she throws a boomerang it doesnt come back.

[bailey95151]

i love the second guy

[Sulfarose]

Where's the audio originally from?

[lovingstock]

lol

[canuckedout11]

yo mamas so fat she downloads cheats for Wii fit

[Redhorn100]

@canuckedout11 awsome joke :,D

[millieluvu]

aahh they freak me out but good jokes thumb up

[guyofred]

yo mama so stupid that when u wer born she sed, "It comes with cable!"

[zafiromex]

have you guys found the brand new rogue hack which lets you cheat in arena? it is awesome, my own rogue is in maximum arena pvp gear 2200 rating! i don't really really want to talk about this but what the hell.. you will get it at wowcheatsYnet (replace Y with . ) but please don't tell too many people!

[callofdutyguy779]

yo mama like a brick she dirty shes flat on both sides and she always gets laid by mexicans... yo mama so fat jaba the hut said daaaaaaaam... yo mama so old she was changes god daipers... yo mam so stupid when she found a box labeled fragile she threw it out the window and called her naiber fragil

[Krazy122496]

hahahahahaha..................­..... NICE!!!!!!!

[GamerBro196]

ya mumma is so fat when she wore a yellow dress in public evereyone yelld taxi!

your mum doesnt need to use the internet because shes WORLD WIDE!

[ODSTSpartanW22]

yo mama so old she drove a chariot to high school

[ODSTSpartanW22]

yo mama like gum five cents a stick

yo mama like a train everyone gets to ride her

yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn

yo mama so poor when i asked her were the bathroom she said pick a corner

yo mama so fat she only watches the food channnel

yo mama likes boats she likes moterboats and rides on the rough seas

[codydelcambre1]

most of those were lame mam jokes i got one ur mama is so old her first child was a dinosaur :D

[faithfulfury]

Yo mama is so fat when she used sprint she still ran at normal speed!

Yo mama is so fat the only time she used deadly throw was to catch game.

Yo mama is so fat her hearth stone is set to home country buffet.

Yo mama is so fat her 4pc set bonus is fries and a coke!

[SonicAlad]

Your mother is so dubm she triped over a cordless phone

[ellie8197]

funky music at the end lol

[Amalita20]

your mamma so old she party with the vikings

[The1sadgurl3]

ur momma is so dumb when she thought that when people die they see there flahbacks forward

[foggybog1]

ur mama so fat they use her rolls as a bmx track

[TiimmyLikesBagelsLX]

Yo sorry ass so poor your face is on the front of a foodstamp

[gorrjarmo1]

YO mamma is just like a slide people ride her and go back for more

[maczakkeh]

yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested.

yo momma is so broke that she lives in a 2 story dorito bag

yo momma is so stupid that when she saw a bus she yelled 'hey taxi!!'

yo momma is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl

yo momma is like a controlar,every1 knos how 2 work her :)

[mustitb]

yo momma so stupid she threw a rock on the ground and missed (FAIL!!!)

[Tortak39]

Song at end?

[Cameron182AVA]

yo mama is so stupid and icky! i dont like her! and she smells like banana's and her face isnt pretty!! YEAH!! BEAT THAT!! lol

[LeetMoviez]

yo mama farms so many turkeys, shes in the guiness book of world records.. make a turkey noise and think dirty, u kno wat im talkin about..

[KarinUzumaki]

Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.

[Thorgin84]

That's good Carlin.

[NokeSmehh]

yo mama so ugly she went in to a haunted house and came out wit an job application.

[paulsen94]

yo mama is so stupid that she use 2 hours to watch 60min

[TheLisarox]

lol :)

[DonManakhly]

yo mama is so old that she met burger king since he was a prince

[funnyhispanic]

yo mamas so old when mosses parted the red sea she was fishing on the other side

[666thedevilsnumber]

yo mama is so fat she went into the pool and the water said ill wait mi turn

[DetPiston618]

yo mamma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it still printin

[bjaymen]

yo momma like geico shes so easy a caveman can do her

yo momma so fat when i told her to give me a pushup, she gave me one from the ice cream truck.

[goddamnjerk]

Yo momma put on a pair of BVD's and by the time we got to her waist it spelled Boulevard.

[lildude234]

all of your cheap mothers are so nasty, that i asked one of them what was for dinner, she opend her legs and said crabs.

[MrFirestar12345]

lol good one tell me if this is good yo momma so ugly when she was doin a porno the guys dick got smaller

[kieronh123lfc]

yo momma so fat when she stood on a talking scale it sais to her '1 at a timme please!'

[sonictheblueduck]

yo mama so stupid she go locked in the grosares stor and starved

[jackmaster20000]

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped up into the air she got stuck

[jackmaster20000]

yo mama is so fat that when u go around her to scratch her back u get lost

[jmanizraw]

yo mamma iz so fat she saw a buss down the street and started yellin TWINKY! yo mamma iz so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money. yo mamma iz so stupid she spent all day sayin am not to R2. yo mamma iz so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singin WE R FAMILY, FINALLY SOME1S BIGGER THAN ME!!!

[crazymonkeyking247]

yo mama so dumb she tried to kill a bird by chucking it off a cliff

yo mamas so dumb she tried to drown a fish

[iplaythexbox]

u actualy can drown a fish btw... :P

[lukey2005]

well yo mamma is so fat that when she wanted a water bed the salesmen recommended she uses the ocean!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chyiyang91]

your momma is so fat she crushed your dad

[M3anDAD]

your mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[thekyra123]

yo mama so stupid she eats her fork insted of her steak

[owenneal76]

yo momma so fight when she in the shower she uses diet soap yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a gun fight yo momma so poor when someone step on a cigerate she said why u put my heat out

[DeadSaund]

yo mamma so old she was in the same year-book as moses

[Devdawg00]

your mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[ugnut123]

whats the name of the song at the end???

[jackmaster20000]

the hamsterdance

[drunken1agent2bob]

oh yeah,, well yor moms so old, i brought her into an antique store and they kept her

[brijan825]

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[irvin3839]

your mama so fat every time you hug her you get lost in the belly fat

[doyouwanttoplayhalo]

your mama so fat when she works out to long she starts sweating cooking oil

[cwyomama118]

if anyone wants to have a yo mama fight send me a pm

[danielchivas1010]

UR  MOM IS SO POOR SHE STOLE FREE SAMPLES

[ImSoDangHappy]

try this 1

yo mamma so fat she uses the I-90 as a slip n slide and yo mamma so fat dora cant even explore her

[nJjJkJfan]

lol XD

[ForestBreeze]

whats the recording actually of? some comedy show?

[MystikRavyn]

garrison keller's Prairie Home Companion.

[ForestBreeze]

thanks , but what is the name of that particular show from the prairie home companion ?

[BAMNProductions]

bizzerd and bizzie r rly ugly but those were so funny. especially "yo momma so ugly that when she walks into the bank they turn off the cameras!" ha ha! that was a good 1!

[OakAbeAbe]

Yo mama so retarded when she was born on the highway they said accidents do happen.

[AvPfan23]

Yo mama is UGLY when she was born GOD cryied !!

[S4LAm4ndr]

your moms so fat they had to put her as a landmark on a map!, your moms SO stupid, she though a quarterback was a refund!

[OakAbeAbe]

YOmama so retarded when she was born they said pu it back in.

[moqitaaka]

your mom is so stupid she thought the lockers were the way to narnia ;-) XD

[S4LAm4ndr]

your moms so old when i told her to act her age, she died. your moms so stupid she jumped off a building and went up XD

[DerbyAllstars]

your mom so fat she got kicked out of the water bed store

[Brengarrett]

that was so funny, of course your mama is so stupid she sold her care for gas money

[ricodinio10]

ur mon is so stupid she got locked in her motorcycle

[ricodinio10]

youre mons like a shot gun with 2 cocks she blows

[NephlimLord]

Yo mama so big that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!!!

[lynrdskynrd624]

yo mammas so dumb she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor!!!! XD

[neroman]

yo mama so fat when she when on a scale it said her phone number!

[seminolefan45]

yo momma so fat i ran around her twice and got lost

[ugnut123]

lmfao

[lilmexicano24]

Yo mamas so ugly she had to trick-or-treat on the phone

lmao love that one xD

[pimpmyvideoguy]

i made this one up its bad but funny  yo mamas like whipcream and cherry ummm im thinking arbys

[pimpmyvideoguy]

you moma is so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind

[masha5maria1965]

these are really stupid listen to this one

...yo mama is so fat that when she jumped up and down the people in china went "GODZILLA"!!

[kocoluchea]

yo mama so stupid she tried to strangle someone with a cordless phone

[funnyboy852]

yo mama so stupid she went to disney world and saw a sign that said disney world left so she went backhome

[kevlyttle]

can you remeber that poem the little old lady who lived in a shoe yo mamma so poor she lives in a flip flop

[LALALAND2020]

yo mama is so fat u gotta take a plane just to get on her good side

[PugletProductions]

yo mama SOOOOO LARGE that not even DORA could explor-a

[tonyhawkfan213]

yo mamma so black she went to nite school and they marked her appsent

[irobot335]

Racist.

[brandon72926]

yo moma so poor her door step didnt say welcome it said"WELFAIR"

[evanescence345]

your momma so stupid she thought soy milk ment i am milk!!!!!!!!!!!!

[momhomom6000]

yo so dam! ugly every time shes sees you she says to yo daddy DAM i shuld of just gave you a head

[kaitom1998]

yo mamma so stupid that she took a spoon to the superbowl

[mi6o8]

@kaitom1998 Hahahahhahahahha that was so FUNNY! xD no srsly I laughed hard :D

[XolgamerpinguinX]

yo mom is so short she can swing her legs when she sits on a sidewalk

[everythingidontlike]

your mommas so stupid she thought dick chenney was a vibrater

[chungalungas]

the voices are really gay as well as the characters.

[TheSmallfryWillKill]

whats the fucking song called used at 3:00 onwards?! :'(

[Benchpress33]

its called the Hampster Dance

[bbro2312]

wow is gay

[natedoog07]

your momma is so fat i have to make her roll over on a flour just to find her wet spot

[blaleep]

ur mamma diaper is red guuuu lol

[jokesforfreefromme]

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[hambo12321obmah]

your mumma is so fat, that when she stepped on the scales,they said we want your weight not your telephone number x

[meganerd30]

yo mama's so nasty

she has to sneak up on the bath water!

[eelekadi]

yo momma so fat her waist size is BITCH LOSE SOME WAIGHT!

[xxwillywankaxx]

yo mumma so fat when she dived in pool every one went tsunami!

[RetardationNation106]

Yo mamma's so fat, that when she went in the ocean for a swim, all the whales started signin' "We are family"

[jamer2000]

yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck...

[mangomistic]

your mama is so poor she stole free bread

[D3PRides]

Ur mama so ugly, shes Freddy Kruger nightmare.

[soccerhottie234]

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side!

[jme147258369]

yo mammas so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

[TrixTwice]

Yo Mommas So Old,

She has an Autographed Bible.

xD

[meganerd30]

oooh! thats a good'un

[benzieboy5]

Yo mummas so fat dora cant explore her.

[pukeythe3rd]

dont get it if she was so fat everyone could explore her

[Tarudizer]

it would take too long :P

[cbfd234]

The only one I liked was the yo momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

[donutmike]

These were bad jokes but well executed!

[IceMonster4u]

your mamma is so fat that she went to work in high heels then came back with flip-flops XD

[eljuarense]

yo mama so stupid she put mackup on her head just to make up her mind

[Dyllanplaya1]

All yalls jokes suck its more liek

Yo mama soo fat, when she went to the desert, she sold shade

Or Yo mama so fat her husband proposed to her with an onion ring

[avatarsponge80]

Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.

[esejoker919]

yo mamma so stupid she dialed 911 on a microwave

[kiethmuckle]

yo mommas so hairy even King Kong cried

[1939f20]

great animation great job!!

[bladesypher]

1939f20.. he just recorded from WoW lol

[EradicatingWarlock]

Yo mama so stupid she brought her own spoon to the SUPER BOWL!

[Guitarkid2635]

this is so funny good job glasspoperz

[ladyBlAKE08]

haha.

ragu blood type.

[ReggaeZal]

Yo momma's like a door knob. everyone gets a turn!

Yo momma's so hairy, she has afros in her nipples

Yo momma's so ugly, ghost face screamed!

[eggrole96]

yo mamma is so stupid she clomb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ^.^

[200995AG]

This is so funny.............

[2014jwoolsey]

fukin funny

[iLove2Dance09]

yo, yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car...........ha ha ha lol

[Airsoftman87]

Yo momma is so poor a guy threw a cigaret and they said clap ur hands stom ur feet praise the lord weve got heat

[007footymatt]

yo momma so poor i walked through her front door and ended up in the back yard

[gama954]

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry

[OHxEMxGiE]

yo mamma is like a tv; even a 2 year old can turn her on!

[faithmklansdell]

yo mamma is so fat she dont need internet she is worldwide

[kuqitoshady]

lol i laughed during the whole thing so if you'll excuse me i'll be rating this 5 Stars And Am Going To Watchigt AGain

Fav One:When Your Moma Was Born The Doctor Slapped Her Parents

[crumb22]

your mommas so fat that when i told her to haul ass she had to make two trips

[kevinlane4]

all i got to say is good job it was and is funny

[Scaredxx]

Nah.... not that great

[bluespace12]

wrong.. its ur mums like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows cuz it goes cluk chh

[neeeowww]

yo mammas so stupid she thought the leaning tower of piza came with anchovies

[ILoveGodzilla]

Your mamma is like a shotgun, one cock and shes loaded

[st8tsman]

lol

[butelys]

yo mamma so pathetic that when she was born her mamma said -oh my little tresure. And her dad said -yeh let's go burrie it

[butelys]

yo mamma so stupid that a standing car hit her

[Messer262]

What's the song at the end of this film?

[DarsowGolf]

fuck off dude, figure it out yourself.

[musiclyricsman]

the jesus one was the best

[luvlittlekids]

This is so GAY shity !!!!!!!!!!!!this is so not funny BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[massacre437]

lol this is shite... ur mumas so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed herself. ur mumas so fat when she falls out of bed she falls out both sides. your mumas so fat little fat people orbit her. your mumas so fat adults use her as an umbrealla

beat that bitchez :P

[mnmisoemogangsta]

jo mama so fat she can wrap around a tree, but the tree can't wrap around her yo mama so stupid she ate her own crap thinking it was ice cream... I love yo mama jokes i just hate when ppl randomly say 'go rape your mom'

[roadwarrior514]

oh yeah oh yeah, yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo mom is like home depot 25 cents a screw

lol it's all in good fun

[Slaying350]

The gnome was lame but that human was k3wl!

[Slaying350]

How do you stop smoking adicts from smoking? Stick your mumma's face on the cigarette packet!

[BLADE10389]

i dont get the blood type thing wats it mean

[iamawesome1011]

yo momma is like bricks, she gets laid by mexicans. yo momma is is like a jackhammer, sweaty men grab her handles and plow her into the ground. yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter!

[Spicylatin]

fuck u,why do u have to fucking bother my race go fuck ur mom..o wait..sorry..i shudnt be talking about ur mother, i dont even know the MAN!

[Slaying350]

Your mumma's so small she gets teased by people in pre-school for being a midget!