How to get the DRUGS you want!

[OlafOlafsson]

Folk gillar inte att se sina fiender, men de gillar att se dem bakom galler...

[bendtx]

This only works for people of age (basically 30 and over) and for people who don't fit the profile of a "drug user". Hospitals know the game, don't try to play it with them, you will never win unless it's legit.

[wigglesmom]

this chic is crazy. watch the nurse bob video. i tried what he said and walked out with a script for 20 hydrocodone

[Sharpei97]

What video is that? lol

[kider222]

Yeah well I tried this yesterday, said everything you said and even had to pretend like my back hurt.

After 3 hours all I got were some weak muscle relaxers and an anti inflammatory medicine.

This wont work people, dont even try.

[logitech545]

that is very bad i reporting you because ur telling people how to get drugs

[squidatsea]

shut up and let her have her say,dickhead

[Xcore4christ]

you won't get laid for taking up for her on the internet... DICKHEAD lawl

[willemakit00]

can be my nurse ;) im lonely and oh so in pain ahahahaha i cant stop watchin it ...it umbelievable ...if my cuz was thinkin ...he wouldnt a been a methodone lol

[willemakit00]

i love this video .lmfao ...all the addicts in my town are on the methodone now lmao ...i dont know whats worse :P

[willemakit00]

lol why go to the hospital ...buy that shit on the street from buddy with the back problem lmfao oxycotton are crazy now that they cut down on givin out perks ...

[Jay2406]

your an angel lol thanx for info

[danethy1]

no one cares,sorry but noone cares at all,get a life

[biglydogg]

it definitly got 2k views for some reason

[virgojeep1]

How about some special K

[scooplanders]

thanks nurse, ill be sure to use this information to aquire my next dose of hydrocodone... I'll also give the doc your name for reference

[GAYPRIDE1985]

Hello Maggie I am also an RN....im in NY and I do applaude this video of yours. I too understand the frustration of people coming in and choking the ER with nonsense! When I am spread so thin with people who dont need to be there it makes me less attentive and focused, this decreasing the effeciency of my pt. care. I must say though...I would be SOOO scared to make this video of yours. But someone has to, and atleast you are an RN!!

[youspellwrong]

i like doodle dadders

[tonymilw]

I like your videos but in second light, i think it's a bad idea to give people ideas on how to obtain drugs by lying.

[systemofadownhunny]

You shouldn't be exposing the information of your patients all over the internet

[Ravere69]

What the Hell.... First, if One enters a hospital and says what you instructed, they'll recieve Cyclobenzaprine and Tylonel with codeine. Weak shit for any addict. And second, you're a nurse? Why the Hell are you making this?! I take 40MG of vicodin a day. (Legally)Opiates aren't something to be encouraged you idiot nurse!

[nickoudumho]

Damn they will let anyone become a nurse these days. Makes me scared to go to the hospital

[ilikefox34]

you look tired and frustrated and stuff...

[Androwynpwns]

That the fuck is the point of your videos?

[ColinTheBandGeek]

The excuse "Your Mom..." Isnt going to work...

[ColinTheBandGeek]

are you allowed to be talkin about patients and stuff?

This was gay...Thats for that example though...yes...no one thought of that before...

[goose1077]

she's not supposed to use the name.

[ColinTheBandGeek]

thats what i had thought.

Unprofessional?

[karossen]

what?

[hellmuth26]

hot nurse.. plz make more videos.

[sentient02970]

HELLoooooooo NURSE! ha ha funny story anyway, I think I know that guy

[ShOwStOpp3rr]

omg,this nurse gives me a boner!

[T31212A]

MILF....

[killakid443]

maggie u smell like ass

[repelghosts]

to touch this face-mess, we would need the following: 1 Bottle J.D.(this punk whore would not even knoe what that is,or DOM Perignon'..

NEXT! 1 3 Ounce Caviar Ostetra, only from Iran....3 days freash, longer and we throw it out in the garbo,not Greta, the gaebage.

Three! Limosine 24 hr. service.

Four.Gun , to blow this clown face's skull open and send all remaining brains and skull to Knoxville,where her Mommy bore her in the trailer park,Lot 32, Sunnydale Park,

[belliedbabe79]

In OH, it's against the law to drop any patient's name or any of their info, even if it was a failed attempt to get drugs from the ER...you're a brave soul. (;D)

[Nadroj8]

lol ah ha

sounds like a good day .. not

but merry christmas

check out my christmas special lol

[wesmantodd1974]

hmmmm me kinda find nurse sexy. . . . .hmmmmmmm

[justmom66]

LOL to funny and people really are pathetic who try to BS there way into pain meds. But I know people do it alot. Although most Drs honestly dont care and will give them anything to make a buck. So hmm its a catch 22 is it not? Ah well Merry Christmas and ty for sharring.

[DanyelHawkes]

U rock Maggie! merry X-mas ;)

[Bamaharley51]

I have bottles of pain pils...

[omarsucks]

Cannabis is my love, I don't need any other medication man, plus it's organic and natural man.

[MasterWeeds]

Yea man.

[pepsoflexo]

i h8 her she keeps send ing me this shit

[gatomas]

Help Maggie my heart is broken and only you can heal it, no need for medication just a hug and a kiss from you will do, love you all the time, you are great.

[bigblockmustang]

Interesting.. I just get a bunch of beer!

Smiles!

Les

[norwegianlabrat]

wow. please revise, re-edit, reformat, rethink....hell

just delete

[reader1234567]

did i make u life a living hell

[BCORBAN7884]

I know where your coming from. I work in the ER as well and people will tell you anything to get some pain medication. and don't listen to these other comments if they worked in the medical field they would realize what we go through.

[GAYPRIDE1985]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!

[BCORBAN7884]

are you gay or something? I don't know why I think that. lol

[GAYPRIDE1985]

gee ya think lol

[mousepotato64]

boring....

[kooper37]

you dumb ass bitch don't seen me anymore fucken asshole bitch

[5470462]

why u made me watch this????

[dip518set]

If you were really a nurse, i'd say god help any patient under your care.

[ollieroks]

i'm nauty, he he he!

[dathip]

haha pain for drugs. nice vid maggie"toh"

[TakeAdvantage1990]

i bet all you guys fancy her ;)

[brailaconnect]

I want to see you naked. Then I might be interested.

[Luke915UK]

indeed

[BornAtNight]

Can I have some Vicadin?

[gymer15]

I like maggie videos she can send all she wants to me. I enjoy her good looks and good sence of humor.

[TrunJun420]

seconded

[mikeasux]

stop sending me shit, idc about your your patient drug problems, yes i can believe it, im not retarded, their called "drug addicts." Go talk to your not husband !!!NOTICE, NO RING ON YOUR FINGER!?

ever wonder why?

BECAUSE U MAKE RETARDED YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

[assassinx12]

SHe does it to everybody!?!?!?!?THis bitch needs to stop sending shit,to people who dont give a fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!!U SUCK AT LIFE!!!!!!!!

[MRCAB]

nice video, but stop sending me videos.

thx

[katalina2007]

Tis the holiday season--bringing Drug Addicts and Alcoholics out of the woodwork! Sad, but true :(

[NebulaBurst]

id bend you over thatta way

[clayLavl]

wow! you are beautiful! sorry about the bad day at work.

[mikeasux]

wow your pathetic

[whosgumisthis]

rofl

[mindset36]

o yeah that coden its the best i had to take it when my leg was dislocated i felt no pain and i felt relly good

[halo239]

mmkay i dont know who you are please stop sending me your videos

[laxmac4509]

I dont get the point what does the glove mean?

laxmac4509

[trevchad]

stop sending my shit and piss off you retarted bitch or man

[dragonclawjta]

yeah, she's right, it will get u pain killers..... Motrin lol. i pulled my lower lumbar muscles when i was 17 and they actually went into spasms for the 3rd time in the er. gotta love that motrin... i actually ended up smoking weed as a pain killer when i usually smoked it just to smoke it. o, and u forgot to tell them when to say it hurts when they make u lay on your back and then lift your legs up 1 at a time.

[JPRichardson]

You are obviosuly an attention craving bitch. I received your unsolicited invitation to watch this crap, which has been the third or fourth invitation I receive from you. I don't give a shit about you being a retard idiot, and that you have so much free time to waste doing this stupid senseless things. You are stupid.

[zimbran2007]

you gril cool,

[INTUBITION]

Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.... I know you feel like you should save the world and all that good stuff... but you know what? You're WAY more -YOU- and WAY more FUN when you let your alter ego run wild through the forests of "I don't have a clue... and that's just fine with me...!" Sincerely... a fan who knows good advise...

[3101010]

So what kind of ER nurse cant put on a rubber clove without shredding them? I think the health care industy has bigger problems than buddy trying to get free vicodin.

[theblobber]

This is sooooooooo boring!

What's the big deal? Anyone can buy SOMA over the internet. It works for me...everyday!!!

[busterhymanout]

you felt me deep up on in you ?

[ElGatoLoco698]

I like vicodin just like the next guy but I've never gone to the ER to get it. I hope to god I'm never in serious pain only to get shot down by the ER docs. I'm sorry you have to put up with this crap. Damn a-holes are ruining it for everyone.

[buenosdiers]

you can tell this guy in women's clothes with this 80s hairdo to shut up??????

[buenosdiers]

And yeah, this make up is not funny either.

[buenosdiers]

and btw i don't need spam emails either, buddy

[buenosdiers]

not that I have a problem with transsexuls but this is sooo uninteresting and I don't want to be forced to listen to this anymore. thanks.

[SaladFingersCindy]

Girrrrlllll, u ain't kiddin. And they better cut that shit out too, because poppin pain pills DESTROYS your appearance. It gives people a bloated face, and makes you flabby. People must not realize what they're really doing to themselves.

[wolf1010]

Don't fucking spam me whore. Get a life.

[MatthewPA1972]

You know who was a really hot nurse? Nurse Alex Price (Jenny Agutter) in An American Werewolf In London. Right, everyone?

[natesot]

its called adiction deal with it.

[vakmere]

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[369dc]

she's Hot!

[yankeeshogun]

spamming people twice gets you flagged as a guess what.... spammer!

[y2knoproblem]

Where can I get medical marijuana to cure my apathy?

[Jeordie13]

omg :D

[richmantck]

You should quit your day job and work for me/together and do massages from home.

your beautiful & fit N attractive.

[adrien86fr]

you're so HOT, wanna masturbate while watching you !

[norcoryde1]

are u fucked ?

[dmmom13]

you are a dumb cunt

[theloathlydaddy]

I work in a pharmacy, and we see our share of folks trying to get controlled substances, with BS stories, fake prescriptions, etc. So I have some idea of what you're going through. But keep up the good work, lots of honest folks need your help, and I admire you for what you do.

[fuertherbube]

1. You tell us things that are part of patient/physician confidentiality. I don't wanna know!

2. Therefore I don't think you're a real nurse.

3. Why do you send me this video twice? Better safe than sorry or what?

[muntherbaker]

she's HOT

[HoldinCoffee]

Good advice!!... or you could just grow weed.

[foto101]

She can't be a real nurse, I think this is some sort of joke. Maybe she is an attention needing type of person?

[NeuromancerLV]

Just kick back and do your job. The "A nurse's job is to save your ass, not kiss it" excuse for standing around and talking to your bodyfriend on the phone while people go ignored is best saved for your personal time, like all fantasies. Thanks!

[kalr44]

you must be kidding me! this gal is addicted to being watched on u tube! oh please find yourself something better to talk about!

[Lgliam20]

Everyone, Just report her. Her account will get closed down and finally she will see the stupitidy of her spamming us with cheesy videos

[justmks]

If you don't stop sending me the f'in videos, your going to complaining about another type of Sanchez...a massive Dirty Sanchez that is.

[ShadyShadow]

yeah how the fuck can she send me vids..

[RustamAbilov]

I don't need druggs >.> I'm not addicted >.>

[gilligan07734]

the only medicine i need is my grape juice

[fsjiva]

Please quit spamming me with your mindless bullshit videos.

[ponhand]

way to go!!!!!

Nice touch with the gloves:)

[gimmikhimself]

I want you.

Now.

[vladislavskalicky]

-

boring rubbish , but would like to screw you , please call me again when ready please

[zaim69]

i'm reporting you.

[ntguy73]

u r stupid.

[zaim69]

u r gay

[ICee5]

WTF**...Also, who gives a shit, give me vicodin or stop sending me stupid fucking videos. I need the vicodin to numb the pain after watching one of your boring videos.

[ICee5]

QTF do you keep sending me videos for? Is this a joke?

[AmericanFabricator]

At least they are getting them legally, LOL.

Nice vid.

[sosogood]

Haha, excellent. I actually liked this vid. Good ending. Do more videos like this.

[shawnzer06crahan]

...You know, I really don't get any of your videos and I DON'T know why you keep sending them to me.

[chvipergts]

I like the way you tell the story:) They won't give OC 80s out unless you really messed yourself up badly.

[Klublife]

I go to emerg once in a blue moon for uncontrollable migraines that I get, I get a couple migranes a week that I can control with oxycodone but once in a while theres one that oxy cant touch. So I go to emerg. Sure enough I sit there for 4 hours before I lose my f-ing mind. Now I can see from their point of view I'm a drug user seeking drugs. I guess next time I should just bring my giant bottle of oxycodone and be like listen bitch... If I just wanted to get high, I wouldn't be here right now.

[MacAmbo]

Both my ex wife and daughter should've taken the Pharmacist route rather than the RN off ramp. BTW, they're not one and the same. The girls, that is. ARE YOU FOR REAL? LOL! And to think, I favorite'd that chickawaaaa vid! Babe, you're a babe. Save the advice for your golden years - right now, shine like a diamond. Be silly. It's sexier.

[royxale666]

i would

[legman247]

cool, thanks for the info. i'll take 2 OC 80's a prostate massage and a handjob

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Woo-hoo, hot glove! Yea-ah!

- The Sock

BTW, are you a nurse or is this another character? If so, naughty, naught, don't help them get drugs! ;P

[ChristianInHollywood]

You look like Dr. Cristina Yang from Grey's Anatomy ;-)