Soiled *Micro* Shortz Presents: Bactine Commercial

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Bactine Cleansing Cream: It Will Kill You Beautiful.

[TheGreatYellow]

Every time she says "and" take a drink.

[Iamafishproductions]

The first half of this commercial seemed to be broadcast in George Orwell's 1984. Creepy and forceful, yet incredibly funny.

[Chicago10281]

Anybody ever use Bactine?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

You hear Nick Nolte?

[pittland44]

You here that Nick Nolte! Seriously, did Nolte become a hobo or what?

[soiledshortz]

I think he collects fares from under a bridge now. You know, like a troll. ;)

[Ing213]

Hey he has to feed his pet scabies somehow!

[soiledshortz]

Hahaha very nice. Very nice.

[TomMSTie]

Tired of unsightly freckles? Why not stick your head in a media blasting machine!

[soiledshortz]

:) That would certainly get the job done!

[runningPaired]

I was waiting for Mr Spock to jump up and start the ballad of bilbo baggins.

[soiledshortz]

Haha!

[pittland44]

What is RLS?

[soiledshortz]

"Restless Leg Syndrome". Just a way for drug companies to make more $, IMO.

[SuperNova314]

"And fidgety and robotic and freckly." HA!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks again! Glad you liked it!

[MarkFanboyX]

Good one but I think this might have been made in the 60's. Cute girl, I like 'em with freckles.

[soiledshortz]

You could be right about the date.

You ARE right about freckles. Just something about them...

[johnmayersgirl]

Gotta love the classic, ugly, middle school jokes! Hilarious, Byron! (as always)!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks kiddo! ;)

[elephantlawst]

haha that was funny. Good one shortz

You kinda sound like Crow from MST3K x)

[soiledshortz]

Hey thanks!! Glad you liked it!

Someone else told me that. I take it as a HUGE compliment, as he has always been my favorite! (Both Trace and Bill!) So thank you very much!

[elephantlawst]

haha that's good. I was hoping you;d appreciate the compliment seeing as MST3K is the best show ever. :}

[soiledshortz]

:D You won't get any argument from me on that one!

[WhoseLineFanXD]

"This-is-Bactine." "It-will-kill-you."

"Ah, yes, the ugly germ."

XD this has got to be one of your best ones yet!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks!!! (I'm actually kinda proud of this one too.)

[buukillyou]

i am Anon *wink*

[buukillyou]

I say good show old bean!

[soiledshortz]

Why thank you chap! (Tony, right?)

[MariomanProductions]

It sounded like they were advertising to idiots.

"THIS IS HOW THE STUFF WORKS. DON'T EAT IT OR ANYTHING."

[soiledshortz]

Haha and whatever you do, DON'T SPREAD IT ON TOAST!!!

[residualbill]

hahaha Wow, this upidy stuck up robotic bitch was pretty hot. Watta hot bitch. Watta hot nostalgic bitch. Watta hot old timey possibly dead stuck up robotic neurotic hussy tart bitch.

[soiledshortz]

Haha well said.

[residualbill]

Hey man. I just wanted to say how cool it is that you try to reply to everyone's comments, whether it's positive or negative. Not many people do that.

[soiledshortz]

Thanks! I love hearing what people say about my work, and like making some new friends too!

[surfingthechaos]

The Ugly Germs!

[soiledshortz]

Look out man, they are everywhere!

[pepsiplunge316]

so ....is this thing a cure for ugliness?hurray!!

[soiledshortz]

I know! I'm excited. Finally! I can take off this damn paper bag.

[soiledshortz]

So aside from being a pretty stupid commercial, I find myself pretty attracted to this now elderly woman. Strange?