RE: Gays "too precious" to serve in combat

[jordancayco]

i rather stay with gay people rather than staying alone with you're pedoface staring at my soul.

[sauce1101]

Also, such venom about how no one cares (which clearly isn't true) sort of makes it seem like you really care and are incredibly motivated to attack anyone that disagrees with you. I'm not sure I understand you, but you really appear to care, and really seem upset that gays might receive these rights. 

[bweazel]

Hmmm, well said.

[crazychris1123]

@bweazel im trying to figure out why there is a ban on gay marriage......i guess the Constitution means nothing anymore? I mean if the government wont play by their OWN rules then why did they make em in the first place?

[sauce1101]

paranoid that gay people having rights "forces" their lifestyle on you. I haven't said anything hateful, just pointed that out. And marriage is a legal status that conveys rights such as: Assumption of Spouse’s Pension; Automatic Inheritance; Automatic Housing Lease Transfer; Bereavement Leave; Burial Determination; Child Custody; and I could go on.

Also, if I were to say something angry, I'm not gay, so it would say nothing about gay people.

[DarkGh0st47]

If you listen to him at 0:10 he clearly states, "Our long term, and justified exclusion of openly Heterosexual's in the armed forces"

Now, if I Pull out a dictionary...

Exclusion - bar: prevent from entering; keep out

Heterosexual - sexually attracted to members of the opposite sex

So what he's actually saying that all straight people, by his word, are kept out of the military, and it's justified to only allow the gays to fight!

XD

[1forKaylaNLoLo]

u are such a fucking homo dude! u like dropping soap

[ljuksch]

funny fat gay man

[dukefan789]

Wow, this is completely retarted. If you can't take a joke gtfo! I agree that you can feel this way, but to state that all straight guys act the way you describe makes you worse than onion! They merely state that they are 'too precious' in mind and in ability to fight. You go on and state that staight people are basically not even human. I would challenge you to a duel sir, but it seems that; being staight and all, I might just run away if you bring a bar of soap.

[scorand]

@dukefan789 didnt even get it did you..

[CravatConqueror]

@scorand i did , and plus, I commented on this video so damn long ago I had to rewatch it. Lol. There should be a law about commenting on such long ago posts. You seriously have to 2 watch 2 videos then reread your own comment just to be on even footing. Lol. Anyways I did get it and I made a joke on this troll about trolling trolls....In other words....TRA LA LA LA LA LAA, LA LA LAA, LA LA LAA. TRA LA LA LAA, TRA LA LA LAA.

[scorand]

@CravatConqueror lol i just posted this morning and i had to dig around to find my post. to stay on even ground.

and thank you for your humor.. and i agree about commenting on such old posts.. i should have looked at the date it was posted..sorry for making you work so hard on that..lol

[CravatConqueror]

@scorand no problem. You might even notice that I have a new account...lol

[21mschul]

WTF .... Mens G spots ? How do you know this......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..­.  LMFAO

[ArhkXi]

I thought this was funny \_/

[megablade12345]

lol, at first i thought you were againt gays in the military, then i was like...wait, no, this guy isnt retarded

[bloodyhawk989]

i think onion was pointing out that that baring gays doesn't make sense

[megablade12345]

@bloodyhawk989 he was saying the same thing, if you pay attention to about half way through, the part where he makes stereotypical jokes about straight men, you will see he is using swiftian humor to convince yo opposite of his apparent beliefs

[zuj1984]

fukin feggit

[megablade12345]

@zuj1984 wow. extremely helpful and relevent. congratulations sir, for you have contributed to society.

[zuj1984]

@megablade12345 u elcam, great to be helpfool

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

How fucking old are you?  You have nothing better to do than troll the 14 year olds that think the videos are real? Wow.

[madridmp549]

Haha fuck you dude.

If you want gays to be open in the army. Let me start showering with chicks then!!! Because its the same thing. Its not right!!!

Or maybe we can make an all gay core where they can all live together and fuck eachother.

[TheBeefeta]

Get a life.

[hegone93]

Lol I think you missed the entire point of the video... It was a joke

[MrSpencersChannel]

Damn...fuckin retard..>.>

[kootabewgs]

gay people clearly aren't good for the military because they aren't real men

[TheHellzpatriot]

@kootabewgs I'm not gay, but gays are real men, they like to bang men instead of women

[nielso212]

@kootabewgs

Which is why only men are allowed in the military,.....oh wait

[seanism]

Dood its a joke.  Don't look to deep into it.

[JimmyFormerMarine]

Most gays get office jobs in the army don't they?

[1simo93521]

This could almost be an Onion video? maybe is one......

[bitch6661234]

where would homosexuals even be placed if they were allowed in the military? they can't be in barracks with other men, and they can't be with women. Homosexuals simply have no place in the military and cannot handle the things they must do in combat. The united states is not going to spend time and money to satisfy your "gays can do anythings a straight person can do' ideology.

[pianolover55]

@bitch6661234

What ancient thinking!!!!! They can't be in the barracks, because they all wear pink suits and are hairdressers and are limp-wristed????They are gay people in all walks of life and choose not to come out . They can be as macho as any soldier and you would never even venture a guess they were gay.

If you are a guy you probably had many showers with gay guys already in HS and some you may have guessed, but most you wouldn't have a clue.

[pianolover55]

@pianolover55

In HS our quarter back was the typical jock and dated quite a few girls. During our Sr. year he got his steady pregnant, so they married and had the baby. She came home a year later and found him in bed with a man.

[Mcninjaguy]

Oh yea so just lump everybody together in one pile, good job asshole.

[UnQuebecoisBleu]

Haha, i think this guys is gay... and this was funny how he try to insult straight people.

[zackryanperrow]

@gatorneck305 easily the most ignorant person iv ever hears express their opinion. i bet u killed small animals when you were a kid, war freak

[zackryanperrow]

easily the most ignorant person iv ever heard exress an opinion -_- i bet u killed small animals as a child

[baughskeet]

lol

[jimpurdie]

if every guy was a queer the world would run out of humans within 110 years ...is that normal?

[EbsNhexz]

@jimpurdie But every person isn't homosexuall are they? some are some are not. Its normal in the sense that you dont choose your sexuallity you are just made to swing one way or the other. Its not as if all hetrosexuall couples have children anyway.

[reodk]

I make it my mission that i will always drop the soap...purely in a non homosexual way of course.

[blackbrat]

He's obviously never seen Queer as Folk

[JadMock]

I understand your feelings, but Onions intention is not to insult you but to take a dig at everything such as the US military and their homophobic attitudes. But I have to be a positive and a negative here, by stating yeh it may have been done in taste not to your liking, but at the same time. Do we have Straight Street Marches showing off our Straightness, or better still Straight Bars, or Straight Nights, Oh I forgot, If your white, Straight, male, you don't have a say.....

[alfonzo830]

nice lisp glen beck

[Urdadwearsabandana]

shut up man, you like the idea of shoving a cock down ur throat while robbing ur tongue on the hairs of the balls... << how can you not find that disgusting.. urrggghhh

[jhockyboy]

Hey old gay man who is gay and a complete dumbass! Guess What? ITS NOT NATURAL TO BE GAY! by the way the onion new is comedy and isnt serious... haha i mean how could you take that seriously fagget!?

[iPwnFace1337]

@jhockyboy Not natural to be gay? Then tell me why mens g-spots are in their ass holes?

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

@iPwnFace1337 lol!

[pianolover55]

@iPwnFace1337 Why don't we show you...

[laxguy22655]

@iPwnFace1337 because god is a retard.

[thejammer91]

Yeah it was satirical, but some men simply don't enjoy having another man who has sexual interest in them in the same barrack and there's nothing wrong with him not enjoying the fact that another man would act in a way he doesn't appreciate. Also, nothing wrong with having a strong or "hyper" sex drive. You, to condemn men for choosing not to be in the company of other men who are sexually attracted to them, are as bad as anyone choosing to exclude gays from society.

[Manofaction0]

I think it's because of the sexual tension, just like how men and women are separated because of the distraction for each other. If you put gay's with the women, some guys might lie just to get laid, which would compromise the discipline of the army.

[legueu]

@Manofaction0 Heu... I was in the army (Canada) with gay people, I'm bi, and honestly this kind of argument drop pretty quickly with people doing there goddam job. Most of the army in the world don't give a crap about homosexuality.

[bweazel]

Heterosexuals have hyper sex drive? HAHAHA. Are you serious? Or did I misunderstand you?

Expand on what you mean by straight people having "poor spacial relations", are you trying to say that we don't like to hug each other or hold hands, or just the we don't like our bubble being invaded?Those spatial relations?

They never ask for directions? Straight women ask for directions all the time.

Sorry, is this a rant on straight men, or the hetero community as a whole?

[tdinatale023]

@bweazel oh honestly shut the fuck up

[bweazel]

The question was not directed at you, but yet again, thank you for showing everyone you have no intention on maturally debating a point of view that your community is trying to force on the rest of the nation.

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

@bweazel. True. tdinatale023's tact, diplomacy and verbal skills could land him an ambassadorship. But to address your points, straight women really are too precious to serve in combat, and lesbians are too ugly to serve.

[XforeverlongingX]

@bweazel It's not a point of view you dumb motherfucker it's a sexual orientation

[bweazel]

Oh, forgive me. A "sexual orientation" your community is trying to force on the rest of the nation.

So, you're gay, and you can't admit why. Good on ya, no one cares..... you dumb mother fucker. Fuck guys all you want. More women for me ;)

By the way, I'm not a homophobe. Just a realist. Must have struck a chord with you if you felt like you needed to leave the same hate filled message on my channel. Could it be that I struck the right chord? Hmmmm, only honesty will tell.

[XforeverlongingX]

@bweazel actually I'm not even gay and no personal chord was struck. As for you being a dumbass? that's true. I hope you're happy having to live your life that way :) cheers :)

[bweazel]

Haha. No personal chord struck? I'm curious, do you go around calling everyone mother fucking homophobes when no one said anything homophobic? Is this normal behavior for you? Some kind of chord was struck obviously, but you go ahead and keep your pride. ;) Cheers!

[sauce1101]

@bweazel claiming the gay community is trying to force gayness on the rest of the nation by simply aspiring to have the rights you and I have is a pretty paranoid and homophobic statement.

[bweazel]

They are though. For some reason, they feel their sexuality is a topic to be discussed with everyone. Sorry, it isn't. No one cares. You want people to care. And still, no one cares. You have marches, still, no one cares. Maybe it's about time the gay community kept the bedroom in the bedroom and not try to make it a cornerstone of their whole life. Oh please, other than marriage (which isn't a right, it's a ceremony) what other rights can you list that gays do not have that heterosexuals do?

[scorand]

@bweazel dude you have no clue do you

[bweazel]

@scorand No clue about what?

[bweazel]

Paranoid? Of what? I roomed with an openly gay man my freshman year in college. My sister is gay. Her girlfriend comes over and eats with us every weekend. So you guys can go ahead and stop with the straw men. Typical though. Never any civil discourse with this community. Shit, you can talk to zionist jews and not get the kind of bigoted, hateful speech that you hear from gays.

Which leads me to my theory, gays are not gay, they're just pissed off.

[scorand]

@bweazel were not forcing a sexual orientation on the rest of the nation. that orientation has always been there.. we just want to be open about it without fear of harassment. like you straight people do. claiming your just a realist. is a load of shit. that line of reasoning is steeped in homophobia..

[bweazel]

@scorand Did you even read my other posts? Obviously not. I said my sister is gay, and I roomed with a gay man in college. So I am not a homophobe. I believe, who you choose to screw, should not be the topic of any civilized conversation. Nor should it define you as a person.

[scorand]

@bweazel yes i read your posts. just because your sister is or you had a roomate who was, doesnt mean you dont have at least some homophobic view with reguard to the supposed forcing of orientation, you have shown some tolerance, but thats not the same as not being at least somewhat phobic. as the topic of straight relations is to be clearly seen everywhere and in almost everything. the topic should be discused in civilized conversation as readliy as anything else

[bweazel]

@scorand Haha. I'm glad you approve of my tolerance. You sure you don't want people to be homophobic? I think it's more that, than anything else.

[scorand]

@bweazel just trying to enlilghten you on how you come across as homophobic.. and you do even if you try to talk your self into believeing different.. and your more than welcome to try to push it on me. as your comments and our little discusion shows your sadly mistaken

[bweazel]

@scorand Haha, you're not enlightening me. I am not homophobic, but I really don't care to fight the point out with you. Your opinion of me means next to nothing. You sure it's not you who is heterophobic? Haha.

I think you like people being homophobic, because it reinforces the path you chose to take, makes you feel righteous. You usually see that in gay people. They love to make people uncomfortable, and like you are here, almost becoming offended when a person is not.

[scorand]

@bweazel man you are really a moron.. the path i chose to take??? yea you are homophobic. and a coward about it by trying to hide behind your sister. and using her to feel better about your self rightous attitude in the path you chose to take. and i see your trying to use that reich wing tactic of deflecting the issue by claiming that you think i like people being homophobic.. sadly thats not the case. i dont like people who claim they arent when they so obviously are..hypocrate

[bweazel]

@scorand Do you deny that you chose to be gay? Do you deny that life is a path and the choices that you make in life do indeed make a path back through your life? Nope. Not homophobic. Nope not trying to hide behind my sister or my roommate. Just bringing them up to let you know how ridiculous you sound. Accusing a person that grew up witha gay woman, and roomed with a gay man of being a homophobe is just stupid

Go away heterophobe, You obviously have a problem being around straight people ;)

[scorand]

@bweazel yes i deny that i chose to be gay. no i dont deny that life is a path.. i'm saying your spewing homophobic garbage.. when did you chose to be straight? if you actually chose then you had gay attraction to begin with. or lying to yourself outright.. .. say this to your sister and see of she agrees with you.. and actually o dont have a problem with straight people i have lots of straight friends. i just have a problem with people who make comments like you did and then claim they arent

[bweazel]

@scorand Have I once told you I am against you being gay? Or against anyone being gay? No. I haven't.

Nope. What my stance is, is: No one fucking cares... so stop making it something that defines you as a person. You wouldn't define yourself by a foot fetish you had would you? Honestly, why you want me to be homophobic so bad is just weird. I would roll my eyes at anyone who defines themselves as gay.

It's not a phobia, it's more of a pity. There. You can call me a homopitier. Deal?

[scorand]

@bweazel dude you didnt listen to a word i said.. you used several homophobic comments to make your point.. no it doesnt define who we are. and i didnt claim that you did.. it was several other aspects of your statement that i addressed.. like gays forceing it on the nation, this is the path you chose.. you chose to ignore these to instead play the victim of being falsly accused..and the only thing here that is pitiful is your weak attempt to keep your phobia in the closet

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

@tdinatale023 - So how are things on the mean-spirited side of the bridge? Finding time to work on the ol' social skills?

[KrissWalterKovacs]

@tdinatale023

hey he is a troll..wow you didnt read his name.

he obviously...ah why do i even bother...

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

@shawn793, Thanks, Shawn! You made my day (I think this vid is one of my better ones).

[shawn793]

HAHA Five stars!!

[RavenBlaze]

might reduce the rape rate amoung female-recuits. Apparently a lot of GI Janes have been coming back with not only PTSD from the war, but also from their fellow soldiers (veitnam vet I talked too).

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

@tyler lol! But remember, we're fighting for your right to live the heterosexual lifestyle. You can have it.

[TylerIsHackinCool]

Agreed. Heterosexuals are nothing but a bunch of breeding bastards!  Stupid breeders!