Whose Line: Narrate

[tyza30]

i havnt seen you since the lube job

sorry it slipped

i see what you did there ;)

[MrLSDMTHC]

I can watch 0:27 and press 8 all day long

[TrunksTrevelyan]

That's right, the points are like Drew Carey. We only care about Colin and Ryan.

[Guardofearth]

what he didnt was know was or was know was that i was dislexic

[Pson13579]

I just crapped my pants. My name's Jed, and Colin Mochrie has said my name.

[creekstar7]

Funny how at the beginning when Colin's saying how ugly Ryan is, the ABC logo is covering his face. XD

[AOBamaBoi]

When I was lookin right up his dress I knew who it was

[WarThug13]

if they dont laugh at drew's shitty jokes they get fired

[SpenglerExtreme]

each a thousand you points for...

[Kwwwyjibo]

But when you chop off someone's head, roll them up in a carpet and set them on fire, you better make sure they're dead.

[YeLlPr]

We bring you this extra special playing of Narrate to raise awareness for verbal dyslexia, a disorder that affects one in every 8 improv comedians.

[sage8679]

what is this song called?

[xaayer]

@sage8679 HERE IT IS: /watch?v=x_IImfpAIcI

[HappyFunShoww]

I feel like Colin and Ryan are competing against each other to come up with the best insults to each other

[PerryThePlatypoos]

The two top comments are complaining about the two previous top comments. Hahaha.

[woahITZscyan]

what he didnt was..was know...or know was

[videoshare123]

when you cut someones head off put them in a rug and set them on fire . . . you better make sure they're dead haha!

[shakenbaken1493]

"I was going to play it cool, like I always did."

*starts crying

[CdL3o]

love show this i

[sephirothrikusora]

What is Ryan doing fixing a car ON A GAS STATION???

[Dete187]

@sephirothrikusora Maybe it's a full service gas station.

[yamina123]

@sephirothrikusora What's so odd about that? Most Gas Stations I know have an extra garrage where this is done.

I don't know how often I've seen this clip but it's so hillarious XD

[sephirothrikusora]

@yamina123 Oh really? Sorry I'm not from US. In my country is odd to have a garage at gas stations.....

P.S. I agree, I seen this clip countless times and is still hilarious : )

[yamina123]

@sephirothrikusora

XD Well, I'm not from the US either.

[TokyoFreeze79]

This one was great, but I absolutely love this one:

(Ryan is freaking awesome)

/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

[AmericanGirl4Me]

5 people have a face only a mother could love

[DarkWolfBlood001]

disliked know 5 people that didn't they video this.

I blame Ryan's dyslexicness.

[ScalecWolf]

I find it rather funny that Drew Carrey's the one shouting "Who Want's to be a Millionare?" Am I the only one?

[godsofpersia12]

How can you not love collin and ryan....dudes are funny as hell

[sonjo18]

HEY! C'MON! WHAT THE HELL!?!

Colin is the best

[jamoalex]

everybody always laugh during narrate

[Kefiafusu]

anyone know the title or have a link to dl the music they use?

[Kr4zyAc3]

loobjob?



[zeldafan900]

@Kr4zyAc3 it's oral sex on a woman

[Prometheusmfd]

This is my single favorite Narrate playing

[nmonowbnrtnhortnhojn]

the end was brilliant

[endfromthebeginning]

This is why they're amazing improv artists. Because he made a mistake and just rolled with it.

[Fyuzseion]

What he didn't was....know, was....or was know.....that I'm dyslexic.

[pardingo]

No one should have thumbs'ed those two comments up so high since they used the incorrect usage of they're.

[majorafan09]

@pardingo it is the correct their (possessive)......not they're (they are)....or there (opposite of here)

[vegeta30000]

@majorafan09 yeah, just by reading his comment you should have drawn your attention to the grammar mistake of both comments. The second 'their' should be 'they're'.

[majorafan09]

@vegeta30000 I said that right after I posted this comment already.......I KNOW

[majorafan09]

@pardingo never mind....2nd "their". Thought you were mad about the first one and didn't see the second one.....my bad

[ThemOldaBoys]

The highest rated comments are the same thing.

[AshleeEmoLove]

Omg! LOL. Colin's first line : " *Straight face* he had a face that only a mother could love" *me spitting out my water on the screen*

LMFAOO I LOVE EVERYONE ON WHOSE LINE <3333333

[wakkawakka2demo]

hehe ryan doesn't seem to like doing these. like at 0:28 hes like "mwah..." and in a lot of other ones you can see him groaning.

well he's good at them and he doesn't have to sing, so i dont really get that.

[TheDeathKatt]

@wakkawakka2demo they're just difficult to do, he does like doing them, but, well, you know how ryan is xD

[tonychopper2]

my absolute favorite

[PyrozPlayground]

What he didn't was, know was, or was know... is that I was dyslexic...

XD Classic Ryan and Colin!

[SubzSaiyajin]

I like how both highest rated comments don't know the difference between their and they're xD

[WormYourHonor64]

89/90 people like this!

[DarkWolfBlood001]

5 people didn't know was no, that no they...that they disliked this video.

[arocknrolldream]

anyone else catch that noise Ryan made at 0:28? XD

[MusicIsLovexXx1995x]

@arocknrolldream sounded like a duck! :)

[Rinoa421]

Can people please quit making a fuss over trivial matters such as how someone spells something on here? This is the internet, not university. If you have a problem with how someone spells, fine, but just keep it to yourself, please. This whole thing of saying something like "you didn't spell this right idiot" is getting very, very old.

[tigerlily2329]

"But what he didn't was, no was, or was no, was that I was dyslexic" hahaha love it

[DoomChopStick]

Ryan: "... i was gonna play cool, just like i always did..." *Epic Cry* "Why did you do that!?"

LOLOLOL Ryan xD

[smooth313detroit]

LMBO havent seen you since the lube job

[rshcry24]

This is my favorite Narrate they ever did.

[Prometheusmfd]

"He had a face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye and had that kind of milky film in the other one. You know what I mean? But still, he was my identical twin"

I have been looking for this clip for ages

[mjwcutie13]

5 people had their heads chopped off, got rolled up in a carpet and it was burned

[braceface369369]

WHOSE LINE BACK ON AIR! ABC FAMILY MIDNIGHT!!!!

[peevishly]

haven't seen you since the lube job-

HEY! CMON! WHAT THE HELL!!!

[rshcry24]

I absolutely love Colin's opening insults. He never uses very vulgar terms to insult people, and yet they're always hilarious and insulting at the same time. He and Ryan are fantastic at trading blows.

[hylianrider]

I don't know which is worse; the fact that both of the highest rated comments are the same or that both of them used the wrong form of they're.

[dotchoo]

@hylianrider yeah i know, i was just gonna say that - is it really that common in america to not know how to spell it?

[hylianrider]

@dotchoo Sadly, yes. I'm a writer and it drives me insane when people do that. I'm not really usually a grammar nazi, but it's just a pet peeve of mine.

[dotchoo]

@hylianrider i am :) it's just stupid, i get it, you're probably not the type that's going to learn how to speak 10 languages but you could at least learn to write in your own. (not you obviously, that was me addressing an imaginary crowd of people who can't spell)

[zach100590]

@hylianrider who cares dude. this isnt one of your forum book clubs. i think the fact that you care automatically makes your comment the worst.

[iwillneverownpokemon]

@zach100590 You know I might actually have bothered to address your comment properly if you didn't write just as poorly. Try this:

"Who cares dude? This isn't one of your book clubs. I think the fact that you care automatically makes your comment the worst."

You also left out the bit about how the two users on the top of the page currently have their dicks in your mouth.

[zach100590]

@iwillneverownpokemon sry my grammEr is so pore dude :(. im such a bad tiper. but i dont need to write properly to get my point across that you're a douche who thinks he's tough shit because he passed 10th grade english. and i think you're getting confused with your mother having my cock down hers... hmmm. i think it's funny when people try to make me feel bad by telling me i write poorly. but i thought it was hilarious that you took the time to retype my entire post to "insult" me haha. fail.

[iwillneverownpokemon]

@zach100590 Amazing. I actually agree with you on something. It is stunning that I bothered taking all of ten seconds out of my day to respond to you. Oh, and you may want to try and find a new retort. I'm just saying the your mom jokes have kind of worn thin.

[zach100590]

@iwillneverownpokemon the only thing that's been worn thin is your mother's pussy after me banging her so many times while your dad was at work. and I'm glad that you agree you're a pretentious douche bag. good day. :)

[iwillneverownpokemon]

@zach100590 I'm glad we agree you're a fool with the intellect of a third grader. Have a pleasant evening.

[zach100590]

@iwillneverownpokemon I uh, never agreed to that, but okay. Thank you ;)

[Alex0821]

I hate that Ryan's face is covered by the abc logo so we can't see him react

[throrobo1]

I love how ryan's face is covered by the abc family logo for colin's opening lines haha

[TuvTube]

I was determined to find the dyslexic part, and pictured myself going through all the narrate videos to find it, but I found it right away :)

[somanguuu]

lol 1:48

[tigerlily2329]

what he didn't was...no was...or was no...was that I was dyslexic

LOL

[rshcry24]

Colin was completely masterful in this game.

"He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sorta milky film over the one. You know? You know what I mean...? But still, he was my identical twin." LMAO!!

[ninjajesus81]

Top two highest rated comments are the same thing and both spelled "they're" wrong.

[squeezeslemons]

@ninjajesus81

lol, they fail

[TuvTube]

@ninjajesus81 Damn it. I was about to comment on it (x

[despicableme101]

i loveee the sensual music they play in the background it ust adds the mood woth ryan and collin shows the chemistry......

[Geekella]

HOW COULD RYAN NOT HAVE LAUGHED AT 1:50??!!!!!!!! xD

[AnimeGirl4891]

I love the piano music at the beginging.

[SecretlyyNerdy]

NICE SAVE! :D LMAO

[TropicTiger7]

God I had to hold myself on my desk so that I wouldn't fall over from laughing throughout this skit lol

[awagamgnalaw]

Colin's first line was killer. 

[rshcry24]

"You better make sure they're dead." LOL!

[lychee159]

@rshcry24 how could one survive that rofl.

[forevermadalyn]

"I wasn't gonna bring it up again, I knew it was a touchy subject with him.......haven't seen you since the lube jo-" "HEYYAHHH. COME ON WHAT THE HELL?! NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN." "Sorry it's not-" ".....I over-reacted."

[forevermadalyn]

@forevermadalyn I mean slipped, not not. xD

[JediBlades42]

"He had the kind of face only a mother could love.......... if that mother was blind in one eye..... and had that sort of milky film over the other one; but still, he was my identical twin brother."

[ihatechili]

"why'de you do that!?" lolz XD

[youdontknowjack24]

i wasn't gonna bring it up again. i knew it was a touchy subect with him...

haven't seen way since the lube job-

HEY!!! C'MON!! WHAT THE HELL?!! NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

sorry, it slipped...

[ty2]

Does anyone notice a strange frog-like ribbit sound at :29 when Ryan and Colin are starting to stand up?

[Icerama108]

@ty2 that's Ryan going "Myah"

[gerrenterry]

@ty2 Ryan's saying the word "Noir" in a funny way, methinks.

[PokerJoker811]

The points are like who in the audience wants to be a millionaire.

[RemusLupo]

@PokerJoker811

missed opportunities lol

[spornie]

as i was looking up his dress, i knew who it was!

[vortexultimate]

bloody hilarious Ryan and colin re amazingly funny best show ever!!!!!

[EmoAliKat]

Ryan always says I'm gunna play it cool & then crys lmao

[d3nv3rm8n]

Ryan: "Haven't seen you since the lube..."

Colin: "HEEEYY!!! COME ON! WHAT THE HECK! NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN!!!"

Ryan: "Sorry it slipped"

Colin: ....I overreacted.

These guys are AWESOME!

[animenice]

2:27 "Sorry it slipped." LOL!! I didn't catch that before.

[Iluveryanstiles]

Drew: "That's, uh, each a thousand you points for."

Ryan: "That made sense to me.."

Drew: " It makes sense to me!"

AWESOME!

[SourExplosion]

Ryan looks cute when he's crying!

[PyrozPlayground]

What he didn't was... know was... or was know... is that I was dislexic. LOL Hilarious!

[majorafan09]

2:07-2:27........that was funny but strange

2:37-2:44.........hahaha, always have to mess with the nose

2:55- response to previous section

[andu1337]

But when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it..... You better make sure their dead..

[VampireDemonQueen]

@andu1337 truer words were never spoken

[thinewelshman]

@andu1337 They're*

[tonymontanana1217]

what exactly type of movie are they enacting?

[Stewie4guvna]

film noir. just basicly old black and white movies

[kickmiass]

doesnt film noir mean black.. dark movie..

[Stewie4guvna]

not like in horror. noir means black so essentially it means "black and white"

[kickmiass]

oooh i see..

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

noir isn't just black and white, it also means a certain type of story telling, like the old detective thrillers, like the big sleep, or the maltese falcon.

[DrDemo]

Yes

[PyrozPlayground]

They're not. It's just an improv on what they make up on the spot about a gas station. ;]

[Willowpaw14]

3:14 is the best.

[lesley702]

3:14 LMFAO

[xBurzurkurx]

"What he didn't was, know was or was know, was that, I was dyslexic." Poorly edited book, HAHA!

[joshmosh79]

when ryan started crying i couldnt help but rofl

[porkymania90]

when Drew did the points don't matter he should have "just like audience wanting a million dollars"

[communiqation]

You better make sure they're dead ;)

[prdfmc]

"But still, he was my identical twin." XD

[platinumsalamander]

impressive how drew made colin and ryan crack up at the beginning.

[MoFo1316]

" what he didnt was. know was or was know was that i was dyslexic" LMAO

[longtalker]

I am looking for the soundtrack to Narrate but haven't been able to find the sound file (just the music, no speech) anywhere on the Internet - can anyone help?

[maximusgladi8tor]

what he didden't was know was or was know was that i was dyslexic lol funny funny

[GamefreakTP]

the dyslexia was a great recovery, so funny!

[fghgh9110]

but when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it...

you better make sure their dead

lmao

[EZA757]

@fghgh9110 that was like the best line ever on this show.

[hanadulsarutobi]

this show should come with a DO NOT WATCH WHILE EATING ADD in the begginig lol

[a90sfan]

When I first saw this, the volume was pretty loud, so Colin's outburst scared me.

[awagamgnalaw]

lol i love how Ryan's face is exactly where the abc mark was at the beginning.

[straigjm]

yeah, it hurt, but I wasn't gonna let him see that. I played it cool.......(cries).

lolz

[princesspeachfan101]

"i over reacted"

[youdontknowjack24]

"now let me ask the audience a question: WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?!!!"

(huge applause)

"too bad, cuz you're watching 'whose line is it anyway?'."

[thesmoove888]

each a thousand you points for

[LeDiskoLove99]

Haha, I think this is one of the best Narrate ever!

[krispy432]

This is the best narrate. They're both spot-on here.

[chauz85]

HEY! COME ON! WHAT THE HELL! NEVER MENTIONED THAT AGAIN!!!!

... I over-reacted.

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[nobodyfromnowhere]

I love it when Colin gets really angry.

[theone1991]

"But he didnt was, no was or was no, was that i was dyslexic"... :D:D:D:D

[2BagsMurph]

if you cut someones head off, roll him in a carpet and then burn it... you better make sure their dead LOL

[EnvoyofDarkness]

A useful piece of advice if you ask me

[carolineskomix]

"I was gonna play it cool, like I always did....*cries* Why'd you do that?!"

God I love those two! XD

[princetopdogg]

ahhaahaa the kinda face only a mother could love loooooooool hahahaahahhahaha

[camplazlo22]

wayne and chip in the backround

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

"HEY!!! COME ON!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!" lmao

[gigglechain83]

lol...."and as i was looking up his dress i knew exactly who it was..."

[communiqation]

haven't seen you since the lube job

HEY!!!!!!! What the hell?! never mention that again!!!!!!

[cerzule]

"That's each a thousand you points for!"

"That made sense to me!"

So funny!

[milleniastar]

"he had a face only a mother could love; if that mother was blind in one eye and had that milky film in the other one. but still he was my identical twin."

lol colin i love you!

[youdontknowjack24]

"i haven't seen you since the lube job"

"hey! c'mon! what the hell?! never mention that again!"

spit while i was laughing! lol

[communiqation]

But when you try killing someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it, you better make sure they're dead.

[abbyxxoo]

lmfao the last line!

[Izldr]

hahaha 3:16 "what he didnt k'was or know was or was know...was that i was dyslexic"

LMAOOO

[Shenorai]

"When you murder someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet, and burning it...you better make sure they're dead!"

Ah, Colin.

[yvodvo]

hahaha what is that noise that ryan makes at 0:28 !?!?

[RainyDay1010]

No one seemed to catch that. xDD