OMFG - RAGE - Part 7: Bandits, Feltrite, and a Pearl Jam song

[jetze04]

you should make vids about prototype 2 which is also a very cool game.

[TheSubtleCow]

Feltrite crystals make the "pocket snake" literal ;)

[Katsutomai]

Is it just me or does the Merchant Jesse sells stuff to look like a doped up Wolverine?

[EpicMineCrafter100]

BUFFER DAMN YOU!!!

[OneKindaCrazyGamer]

i enjoy watching this series more than i enjoy playing the game myself :L 

[OneKindaCrazyGamer]

The guy never said keep the feltrite he said make show you get a good deal for them cos there worth alot :)

[Lerua2]

This game makes me think of the Jak and Daxter series for some reason.

[runedark612]

@Lerua2 I think it's the music in the time trial ... it resembles music from racing in jax 3 or 2 i think :D

[demonjames]

I used to be a good driver, then i took a barricade to the fender.

[king1bs]

I love that Pearl Jam song,and you coverin it is priceless..lol

[192330Shelby]

you are so dirty jesse

[SorvahrSpahr]

i love how jesse's presence alone makes the enemies fuck up xD that robot blew a rocket against the wall before blowing jesse's ass to next friday xD

[bmcca138]

and jesse, the fetrite crystal are used for a quest much later on but the quest also make you get them, so you can sell them cause thats want i did

[bmcca138]

hey jesse, us as the fans, want to see you use your hand blades

[CalloftheBlademaster]

See, Jesse suffers from a disease known as ELW, Extreme Loot Whoreage.

[MrRoger1082]

world war three hasn't even happened yet *snort*

[jamrenzee]

Yo dawg I heard you like boosting, so I put a boost in your boost so you can boost while you boost.

[itsyarra]

LOLOLOL 6:34 BOOM SON that was amazing Jesse -3

[Zynderquil]

talk 2 the girl Jesseeeeeeee!!!

[3ptshooter7]

I kinda wanted to see Jesse get out and fight the Bandits.

[Glatorix]

!#&%ING DARK SOULS AD!

[coldslayer15]

lol i was hoping jessie was guna get blown up

[dracolich221]

DRIVEE JESSE DRIVEE!!!!

[MayChristReignInHI]

What joy to watch you Rambo past their rockets and sniper them point blank! I subscribe :)

[NachoMatrix1]

The hole time you where getting the sniper rifle a was laughing so hard a almost died!

[chuxanator]

See, the beauty of WW5 is its so epic it skips over the other two.

[MisterSanityClaus]

Quit copying me, Jesse!

J/k. :D

[GAMERSandUS]

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies

Oh, he don't know so he chases them away, yeah

Oh, someday, yeah, he'll begin his life again

[TD666x]

I can't wait until we see you meet Subway Town's vendor...

[NingaTaco]

TEAM COX!

[XeNIGHTWOLFeX]

Best driving I've ever done!!

Drives into barricade.

Us: You were saying?

[hymykalle]

@XeNIGHTWOLFeX wow.... i read that at the same moment it happened :P

[bleedingmenn]

What's the worst that could happen? Well, you could bust your buggy all up and have to pay him even more to fix it again.

[ThePerrinGoldeneyes]

I'm rather impressed, that AI car just pitted Jesse, thats a Cop move right there

[OdinKin75]

jesse, we all love you here...but don't sing pearl jam, please, think of the children, and the three women that you havent offended yet

[kingofmineminecraft]

wgt did he trust him with the b00st upgrade

[actschp1]

Evenflo is also the name brand of breast pumps. So Jesse your engine just got upgrade by a breast pump. Don't fondle it too much.

[runedragon1985]

Funny thing happened to me today. I noticed a GameStop and totally forgot I had games to sell, and I was all like, "NICE JOB RUNE!" "Thank's Brain!"

All because of you, Jesse.

All because of you.

[mattpaulnewton]

John Goodman say, "Go have butt secs with them mutants" super creepy.

[link242003]

Huh Jesse reacted pretty calmly to being killed by a rocket launcher...

[darkprinc979]

@OMFGcata you've got another easter egg coming up soon.

[GETCARTER89]

12:49 I did the exact same thing when I played the game, XD.

[Kerns0Phoegon]

Since when did sex blow up gates ?

[jonasdrejerjensen]

world war 3 hasn't even happend yet jesse

[Kyotenmasters]

Damn that was a good Batman preview before this video! looks pretty fun and dark

[Solidstate89]

*looks at title before watching*

Pearl Jam, you say? You have my interest, sir.

[01Faker]

XD U got blowed up!!!! N i bet i can drive beter than you dude! I beat mariokart 64, and wii!

[jonnyrbgomes]

got to love the description of the sniper rifle bullets XD

[thwatman]

to be correct its been 160 years while you were asleep.

[trofski]

"you ass-burger!"

[kielet]

keep playin this! :D

[LordSuluru]

Just so you know, you made me listen to Even Flow. It's a great song but you just had to get it stuck in my head.

[TarkoRehin]

Ahahaha, I knew Jesse would do the same mistake as me during the barricade quest xD Works well though..

[TheVideoMenace1]

MODIFIED DESCRIPTION: The world has ended- and only Jesse can repopulate it with penis jokes.

[Craziguy33]

@TheVideoMenace1 to extend that further

Because he doesn't have one

xD

[Gorge7734]

Use 0-9 to swap weapons, fuck that consolized quick swap bullshit.

[Alenthas]

@Gorge7734 aye! numbers ftw

[ms18ins]

Hey Jesse where is our Batman Archam City footage!!!!

[Sessan]

EEEEVENFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[Eviltheclownable]

lol?



[justinterestedmusic]

best start ever :D

[KlokwerkSolja]

Oh: and Evenflow sounds like a PMS aid. xD

[KlokwerkSolja]

Jesseh fails at driving. xD

[Sentinelord]

world war 2 and 1 havent happeney yet too Jesse, gosh...

[juangonzalez09]

Evenflow? name of brand of baby products, dont believe me? babies R us .dot com

[paszklar]

"Here Jessy, have a sniper rifle to kill dudes on the barricade from afar"

"Sure, thanks John Goodman" - Jessy drives a car into the barricade and gets his ass blown up with a rocket launcher. :D

[Proczorism]

@paszklar dying and reviving yourself is the best way to scare the shit outta your enemy's.

[MrEliiz]

That sniper gun just have to be imported from Crysis... "Maximum Zomage!"

[remarkablogger]

What? My crappy starter gun isn't on the list? Let's remedy that. ;)

[HartAHart]

We need to invent Jessie his own game, it should have sneak kills, sniper rifles, rocket launchers an stun guns(just to piss him off), also lots of of treasure chests/lockers etc only a 3rd of which are lootable while the rest only seem to be lootable., Hellavaters also a bonus. Soundtrack should be from the late 80's mid 90s and some horrible pop from today.

[BlackjackSP]

Watching this video just Feltrite to me.

[RaawHax]

This reminds me a lot of Jack and Daxter 3 :)

[freequest]

i finished playing this today ... i quite liked the game though the constant crashing at the end was annoying i still found the game satisfying ... im watching this because jesse has a awesome commentary :D

[ludakizbj]

6:23 Y U NO use your sniper? dammit

[RaawHax]

@ludakizbj Cus he was being blown to hell?

[MDestron2282]

He don't knowowww so he takes them away uray urayyyyyy! Or something.... fucking Pearl Jam.

[Th3BlueJay]

''if you liked this video, please consider liking it'' xD

[MrMunterhunter]

He makes a joke about the vaguest things but "the back exit" goes right over his head

[kev51281]

9:12 It wouldn't

[itismehonest]

So Jesse, why did you make a Rage Let's Play?

It Feltrite at the time! HAW HAW

[Ranguvar123]

Feltrite Crystals can be sold for $25, but can also be traded to Jacob in the Second Chance Bar in Wellspring. In exchange for 20 shards, he will give the player a device that accelerates the recharge of his Defibrillator. vote up so jesse can see

[DonOfTheInternet]

@Ranguvar123 How about you send a message to Jesse, instead of posting is here... Hmmmm? :)

[OMGWTFBBQturtle]

I bet it feltrite to sing a Pearl Jam song in this video. U C wat I did thuurrrr?

[WalderikvanLit]

I only like vids when there good, so i like every vid of Jesse

[FlaczQ]

8:20 Hahaha, yees, u can run away faster on foot than just drive

[tomvw87]

I think you can exchange 20 pieces of Feltrite for an extra defib-charge. I already sold all of it by then... which sucked :p

[TheMuseli]

Like Jesse, I refer to my sexual expoits as 'demolition jobs'.

[DanielKjeldal]

I looked up Steve Blum on wikipedia, and yes he HAS been in every game ever. The list of games he has been in is incredible.

[Njorik1]

Jesse, make a playlist for all the episodes from Rage



[AJreader18]

Lol you can tell jesse has watched the new south park.......assburgers :P

[SleepyMacv]

@OMFGcata Look, Jesse. I don't mind anything you do in your videos, whether it be missing stuff or just being generally bad. But when you don't reload your guns and run around with 2-3 weapons who have less than 30% ammo in them, I go nuts, k? So please, for my sanity, just hit R. Please?

[MrBunnyWasHereFirst]

@SleepyMacv He intends to clench your butthole with anger. is it working?

[TrenoNeoKnight]

Jesse if The Witcher 2 has taught you anything it should be that mutants get all the girls.

[MrLobrau]

10:34 haha outta the shop and off goes the side mirror

[Schnittertm1]

Jesse, you don't need that quick select for weapons that was made for the consoles, you have a keyboard and can directly select your weapons with the number keys on the keyboard. I can't even remember using that even once.

[TheCrimsonW]

"All I wanted to do was loot 'em" Don't you mean all you wanted to do is Loosum, Jesse?

[PEEGIII]

your in luck the time i blew up the gate it blew up in my face

[geenius3ab]

I just read through the ''Kudos'' on Jesse's homepage.. But I still didn't see anything quoted from TB.. >_>.. And I thought it was somewhat lacking cause of it..

I mean nothing says a interesting character, then TB writing ''Jesse is a character who is extremely good at making animal voices. Jesse is extremely dirty minded, and just can't do anything right. He just keeps dying in Terraria, and keeps trying to kill me''

I think that it would spice up your homepage by quite a bit Jesse. :D

[aaron9099]

The only thing this series needed was a Pearl Jam number, now witness the power of this fully operational Lets....Play.

[jbs4life]

This game could of been so much better.. really started to hate it towards the end - got really repetitive.

[Schnittertm1]

@jbs4life GAAAAAHHHHH! What's it with that 'of' after could, all the time. Doesn't anyone know that it is written 'could've', which is an abreviation of 'could have'. Why, Internet gods, why have you done this to us. Oh, and schools, please teach some kind of proper English again.

[ApathyZer0]

@Schnittertm1 Could've would be a contraction not an abbreviation.

[Schnittertm1]

@ApathyZer0 Damn, I got the wrong word. I hope you can forgive me for not getting the right word, as English is not my first language and therefore, sometimes, I mix up certain words, as I do tend to think most of the time in German, which is what I usually speak. ^^

[ironpenguin353]

Press 8 for the rare Jessicus Coxoelus mating call.

[PatchouliThePirate]

Thanks Jesse, now I'm humming that song. 

[TheCraftersPickaxe]

Feltrite ore is used to upgrade your defibrilator later on in the game. You get that upgrade from a quest in Wellspring. But out of the amount of feltrite needed to upgrade your defib , you can get about 500$. Your call Jesse.

[dnlkr]

Why does every questgiver say stuff so....like...creepy?

[RaveSage]

Haha, I sort of noticed now. Jesse reminds me of Larry from Phoenix Wright.

[kanevivi]

you get a dephipilator enhancement from them.

[foist101]

Jesseeee y u think helmets make people robots?! ROBOTS DON'T BLEEEEED.

[nkedgun1011]

tru that Strawhatstryker

[666devilfabricater]

Even flow,goes around like butterflies,oh he dont know,so he chases them awayaaaayeah...godamnit jesse,now i feel old XD

[sunbabybull]

i know this is a bit much to ask, but could you do some DCUO vids?

[DaovudsWoWExperience]

RAGE!!!!

[DaiZetsubouDan]

Tradechat says you're the hottest girl in gaming!!! 

[steve17293]

jesse, Asperger Syndrome is a very serious thing and shouldn't be made fun of...lol trololo

[hallosanity]

special talents for demolition...

boom goes the dynomite

[AppleGurl192]

I said I wouldn't buy this game until it came down in price in a year or so... But I don't think I can wait, I'll get it this Friday... >w<

[kanevivi]

@AppleGurl192 i rented it spent two days playing it beat it on normal crashed for two days then got up and starting it on hardest setting!

[NrLstone54]

6:00 Damn you Jesse, you ruined the snide and..awesome......comment I was going to post in this area here!

[mats093]

Jessy, will u ever do a vlog kind of dealio? Would be fun

[flammapignus]

Feltrite Crystals can be sold for $25, but can also be traded to Jacob in the Second Chance Bar in Wellspring. In exchange for 20 shards, he will give the player a device that accelerates the recharge of his Defibrillator.

[jcwunerz]

world war 4 hasnt even happend yet newb

[nofaithingovatall]

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Drives straight into the rocket wielding enemies.

[lightdevil97]

Lol! for some reason i burst out laughing when you said "Assburger", awesome words Jesse :P

[washiwashiable]

I press'ed like @ 0:14 :D 

[superhungryful]

*See title* *Pearl Jam* *Click*

[BagelBoi53]

SELL THE FELTRITE DAMMIT

[AFunnyFucker]

AssBurger.. Really? o0

[DarkMojoman]

feltrite crystals(20) can be traded for a defib upgrade in the second chance bar, other than that u just sell 'em

[keishii2648]

@OMFGcata I kept all the Feltrite I found, aswell as the easter egg items, and they ended up being useless so sell them to make your life easier.

[Guanchen]

I hate how consolefied this game is. 4 weapon slots? Dammit, I am a pc gamer, and I want my weapons all together at 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0 half life style.

[BobTGodfish]

@Guanchen Don;t be so quick to jump to hating on a game, why? Because while there are 4 weapons on the quick choice menu, you can still select all of your weapons using the number keys, even double tap them to change ammo types. a little bit of research hurts no-one.

[mrbitbot]

Love your videos, keep it up

[Sylvall]

Stop treating boost like it's some precious resource for fuck sake. Drive like a man Jesse.

[WilllisxD]

EEEEEVENFLOOOOOOOW :D

[overlee]

The Authority? Are Vampire Bill and Nan Flanagan in charge in the future?

[BadassSpookyNinja]

Assburger? Jesse, did you watch that episode from south park?

[inferno232]

Stop insulting Mr. Mutton-Chops, Jesse. That dude is my hero.

[frobyn94]

Jesse, the only uses Feltrite Crystals have are to be sold, given with Jacob in Wellspring, (he'll upgrade the Defibrillator), or make rounds with them later on.

The more you know.

[katsamajoto]

JESSE RELOAD THE BLINKING AMMO BAR AT THE BOTTOM KICKS OFF MY OCD

ty-kats

[d2h4l]

jesse.. i am going to say this in Korean. 똥꼬몽땡긴다! (clenching my asshole)

[Billiamiscool]

Jesse CRYSIS 1!

please

[Zaioris331]

A mutated Jesse dick....thats hot

[InvaderLER]

World War IV? What happened in WWIII?

[SimplyAnimosity]

I just got done watching the previous 6 videos in a Rage Marathon, and then you go and release this.

Jesse. It's like you were watching my browsing habits!

[iliekpie1125]

I wish my computer could handle 720p+

[StrawHatStryker]

Jesse Cox is the hottest chick to play world of warcraft ever!

[CSUSBlikesOmfgcata]

@StrawHatStryker What if Jesse is Homophobic?

[ExodusExplicit]

@StrawHatStryker He's also a strong independent black woman, what an inspiration.

[Koniassu]

@ExodusExplicit And a lawyer wearing sexy min-skirts trying to make it in a man's world.

[Ghormac]

@StrawHatStryker chick?

[ParanormalDemonology]

@Ghormac Are you seriously the last one to hear of his well....her recent sex change about 5 months ago? Wow dude keep up with the news.

[Ghormac]

@ParanormalDemonology Nope. Probebly not the last one. And you should wahtch you manners son. I was confussed you answer like a dick. Skaffa ett ligg, sir and goodnight ^^

[ParanormalDemonology]

@Ghormac Maybe i should have put a sarcasm alert next to my comment.

[Billiamiscool]

Poo

[Boykidification]

speacial talents... "under quotes" thx day9

[InvaderLER]

Best driving you've ever...

*CRASH! CRASH!*

... Never mind...

[matking001]

feltrite is only for selling 

[scorpio3200]

wow total suckage on the driven at the end. You should be very embarased!

[mclovin911]

jesse are you gonna do videos on skyrim when it comes out?

[spanishax]

Dammit Jesse, I need to get some writing done! My team needs to start modeling and rigging by January... Aaaaargh!

*Sigh* I suppose the beauty of being an indie dev is not having deadlines, right? Love you, Jesse!

[TheOtherBlink]

WHEREZ MA TERRARIA BITCH!?

[Chilliambenton]

Is it just me or does the dad of that chick look a lot like chuck lidell?

[claimmedead]

Suggestion: you might want to make the episodes a bit longer. at the speed you play (not a criticism, it's calming) it's going to take quite a few episodes to complete. plus i love long Jesse vids and i'm not the only one.

[vorish1]

Yeah, blame all the damage to your car on the bandits. Not like you ran into every bit of landscape in the game, or anything.

[SamboHaxor]

You only need 20 feltrite crystals, you use them to upgrade your defibrillator.

[Wolfman6999]

Wow, Steve Blum IS in everything

[Liberykiller]

@Wolfman6999 Of course he is, and So is Johnny Yong Bosch, he's so in everything that he solely voices my dreams, not in a creepy way though

[TheTraveler12]

way to follow the dotted line to your destination.. good one jesse. Thanks Brain!