Classic Cult Theater: Manos The Hands of Fate Part 2

[TheDoctor394]

"Mike, I don't like this."

"Nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination."

If only...

[timbearcub]

And paint dries. Then tumbleweed. Then spooky music. Then uncomfortable dialogue. Then uncomfortable pauses. More paint drying....NOT DEAD THE WAY YOU KNOW IT. OMG my head. And the most unplausible family ever.

[Blisterdude123]

It'll be dark soon, ignore the sunlight glare blinding me!

[rrip1]

How can Plan 9 from outer space be the worst movie ever made when we have this piece of crap?

[01sugarplumfairy]

03:40 it looks like the indian version of Thriller

[jimmypoopap]

Everythings going to be .... get back in the house.

[Fiercedeity02]

Dr. Freeeeeman.......

[jeffreybowling50]

Get back in the kitchen, I mean house!!

[JeffreyEdward19]

Fast dammit!

Torgo- What am I your bitch?

[epicdavid]

At least Plan 9 showed some effort and had a sort of likability to it. This just sucks.

[amnesiapower]

What a masterpiece!!

[ybidiotic]

wow... shittiest husband on the planet. i'd get the hell outta there if i were her

[navieedful]

it is certainly better than Last Airbender

[LyndaHudson]

Ah, the haunting 'Torgo's Theme' .

I want Torgo's Theme for a ringtone for my cell.

[manlyone23]

@LyndaHudson I used to have it on my answering machine, along with my rendition of Torgo saying, "I am Torgo. I take messages while the master is away."

[01sugarplumfairy]

@LyndaHudson lolol, the soundtrack should include Torgo's Theme for sure :)

[LyndaHudson]

I keep hearing the riffs from the MST 3K version in my head lol

[bloddyscabb]

What?! The fuzzy black dog didnt kill that other thing! What a twist.

[bloddyscabb]

At 1:43 I wonder how those white stains got on torgos special hand staff thing?

[1fnklown]

if a shaky scitzo freak with a stick that had a hand carved on the end told me i couldn't sleep over because his master would disapprove , i think i wouldn't argue.

[belpheebs]

That really is the worst handicap in movie history...

[djbanizza]

A broadcast of this movie was intercepted by a few alien civilizations. All of them are now extinct.

[danielxcubed]

His knees look weird.

[mustang6172]

33 people gave this thumbs up. I bet they cut themselves too.

[Sagatatia]

@mustang6172 You don't have to like the movie to like the video. I, for one, liked the fact that I could finally see the worst movie ever made. I also loved laughing my ass off at its very existance.

[Zunderberg87]

hahahaha..like 1 minute or so nothing happens x,D

[MilkOfSuccess]

THIS IS BY FART THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

AHAHAHA

[JerFhilm]

WOW acid really? He must have taken a hellofa LOT of it! I've done acid a few times and have never been THAT fucked up, where I couldn't walk. He must have been flipping out, being on film like that.

[JerFhilm]

Is Torgo going through withdrawal or something?

[directorlog]

the worst production crew on the planet of all time etc, Not to mention some of the worst acting I have ever experienced But funny as hell.

[CanineFaeces]

Is there any film worse than this? The awkward dialogue delivery is superb.

[Hallinilla9]

I can practically repeat all the riffing from MST3K. Think I've watched this episode a few too many times.

[iDelanex]

nice soundtrack

[ficken3]

I think all movies should have their cast on acid.

[amcint01]

1:55 - 2:33 oh my god, my face hurts from laughing

[d1138vader]

@amcint01 most hilarious scene in film history!

[MilkOfSuccess]

@amcint01

You mean 0:00 - 10:01

XD

[hotpink910]

@amcint01 oh good lord that was hilarious! i love how the lighting changes too. dark to light! lmao at the music.

[theFFVIguy]

Where did the driving go?

[Blackcattheory]

Okay so it's a bit crappily made, but it's dirty looking and the leading lady is hot. So how bad can it be?

[MrAbolishReligion]

I feel a fucking headache coming on.

[bigfilmhat]

The Dad's thought bubble-

"My wife is clearly, very scared of the place, a strange guy at the door has some sort of weapon and says that his master won't approve and there is no way out............I KNOW.......I'LL INSIST WE STAY!"

[mariofan105]

Im debating if this is worse than twighlight

[ricoisawesome]

I'm debating if this is worse than your spelling.

[whikless]

This?

Worse than Twilight?!

Nahh, sorry, but no, nothing has been created by mankind thats worse than Twilight, we all know that!

[Edwinvancleef100]

@mariofan105 twilight is worse

[Mandy7D7]

Is this serious? This was supposed to be scary? Whoever made this needs a good kick in the ass. It's the most horrible thing ever made besides blair witch.

[AlexDeLargo]

It was made by a fertilizer salesman, what do you expect haha

[hencoleman]

@AlexDeLargo do you have any idea how the hell a fertilizer salesman decided to try and make a horror movie?

[AlexDeLargo]

@hencoleman Yeah I do actually.

"Harold Warren was a fertilizer salesman from El Paso, Texas who produced the film as a result of a bet"

Thats from the wikipedia entry but you can also find that info on many other sites such as TV Tropes & Idioms

[hencoleman]

@AlexDeLargo Oh wow lol.

Well I guess that justifies the making of this piece of shit a little bit.

[dinodemic]

This is not a Cult movie -.-''

This is the worst shit you could possibly find.. total cinematic crap!

[sidDkid87]

@dinodemic That's the beauty of it. Can you honestly tell me that you wouldn't want to have a couple of beers with Torgo?

[DLAbaoaqu]

Uh, Torgo, that's not how you wear your Depends.

[joster285]

Been hittin' the thigh-master, Torgo?

[directorlog]

Oh my God, what the fuk is this shit, is that togo dude on some drugs, or just bad acting?

[deussolinvictus]

"There is no way out of here! Torgo's legs hurt! Torgo feel stoned! The Master gave Torgo too many quaaludes and the Master won't approve! You'll have to speak to Torgo's shift supervisor!"

[Kev95682]

I don't know about it... I just don't know. I'll have to run it by my supervisor.

[jasondh22]

Is this even a movie? WTF is this?

[strabbelmuff]

its as bad as plan 9 from outer space but at least a little more entertaining xD

[Mannykeri]

hahahaha THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!! that movie is a CLASSIC

[RangFlash]

I like the piano music, but that's just about it.

[akenaton97]

Ni aunque se propusieran los mejores comediantes podrían hacer algo mejor

[RyanLeeParis]

Agreed, I can't think of nothing good to say about it. It's kinda funny sometimes but only because it's so bad.

[vulnerabledonkey]

Isn't the producer gonna be mad that you put this on the internet? You're stealing the potential profits from DVD sales!

lol

[PAINT00MODEST00BEAZT]

CALM DOWN GUY

[rigstula]

@vulnerabledonkey My thought exactly. The Master wouldn't approve!

[billcosby66662the2nd]

I love that music that plays when ever Torgo walks.......... Oh, Torgo, you entertaining bastard.

[HK4491]

this is soooooooo bad, but I cannot stop watching.

[leeb61]

Yesssssss..... I can't stop either!

[intothemyst]

The only time I can ever watch this movie is if it's on MST3K.

[tannis85]

i am a huge fan of B movies but this one is definaley shit to say the least

[Hady629]

lol @ 2:04 thru 2:35!

doesnt torgos voice sound like gman on half life 2 anyone??

[Gamefighter66]

yeah ive noticed that whenever i play half life 2 at the beginning when the gmans talking to gordon i always thought that.

and i cant help the thought that torgo was the inspiration for the gmans voice and the way he talks

[Noromongrel]

The music in this movie is in a class by itself.

[BrookeLimas]

Why's Torgo so shifty, is he on meth or something.

[Gamefighter66]

acid actually ( iam not joking either )

[Daved3423523512341]

When he grabs his gun wtf is he doing? cleaning it off? Good god. Then he just brushes off his dogs murder like its nothing.

[flippinfl00b]

everytime torgo waddles onto the screne i burst out laughing lolol

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

There is NO way out of here!

[balrog13571]

That howl at 6:21 is kinda disturbing. What kinda animal makes that sound? Did Torgo stub his toe with his hand staff or something?

[imanicecreamcone]

Torgo looks less like a faun than anything I have ever seen.

[PhiloCentinel]

This is kind of creepy, in a bizarre way.

[balrog13571]

What's more how can anyone listen to Torgo's theme music and not burst out laughing? That was priceless! This movie though is like a knife in my side though! I can't BELIEVE I'm watching this. I want to be able to watch it and say I made it through, but I REALLY want to stop!

[traXZZX]

me too  I REALLY want to stop! but I want to be able to watch it and say I made it through, but I REEAALLY want to stop!

[balrog13571]

Ha ha if you feel that way in the beginning wait till the next parts if you haven't watched them already. After the first half it's hard even to make fun of it. I realize this was incredibly low budget and not played by professional actors, but c'mon! This is the definition of bad!

[balrog13571]

What on EARTH is the deal with 1:00-33? There was no point to having that pause go so long!

[imanicecreamcone]

That's what I was thinking! Hahaha

[0kappa02]

I like how Torgo says "There Is No Way Out Of Here" Twice..Maybe its for emphasis or maybe its so they can really understand how theyre doomed..I dont know..But still..

Also I REALLY Love the repitive Theme of this movie..

[imanicecreamcone]

The theme music is really outstanding.

[rotcafarg]

Torgo has restless Leg Syndrome.

[imanicecreamcone]

Hahaha!

[Killarapp]

ilove how Torgo doesnt answer the questions, its like theres 2 different convosations going on.

[imanicecreamcone]

The best is that he repeats everything twice..."He is with us always. He is with us always."

[NandabaMamimi]

Like Scorsese? Makes him look like Kubrick!

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

NO WAY OUT OF HERE!

[InsanelyINsane]

Why is there dramatic music playing over that guy getting the luggage?

[funyun2]

Apparently Torgo was a satyr. Half-man, half-goat.

[DNchap1417]

Oh God! This movie is just a pain to watch! I want to make people confess crimes or other shit, play them this movie! It's a harmless form of pressure that not only makes them talk, but also makes them sing!

Not even the most ruthless, desensitised criminal will stad a chance watching this movie!

[rotcafarg]

You just don't know quality when you see it.

[D3M0N303]

35 seconds of annoying music and twitchy waiting just because he says he doesnt know... WTF WERE THESE PEOPLE ON!!

[Skull10]

Makes Ed Wood look like Scorsese.

[DNchap1417]

this film is a MONUMENT to the word "bad"!

[chylands]

1:00 to 1:33 the most undramatic pause in the history of dramatic pauses LOL

[rustyhookman]

LOL Lukelewis quote

[CAScreaminDude]

4:25! Can't stop laughing!

[AntoineDCoolette]

O, hear the haunting Torgo theme...

[cha5]

LMAO!