Best Scientology Prank Call

[n2motocross]

Wow.... we have alot of books..... big fucking deal, so does the library.

[frunchzz]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[iAMsoBEAST1]

I want you to start living as a gay women hahahah

[committeesq]

Litter

[Encryptonation]

Avoiding reality? The answer is supposed to be

HELL YES! SCIENTOLOGY AVOIDS REALITY LIKE IT DOESN'T EXIST AND IT'S SHIT!

And the answerer acts like a Tommy Davis. Heh heh.

[myf0lk]

now, is that the truth or a lie?

[LordDice1]

Not bad! but attacking low level secretary and phone answer people is hardly the way to take down scientology. funny prank though.

[Alkhemist10]

how stupid can you be to ever take something a science fiction writes seriously

[xTheJuLio]

i love how it took him 2min to figure out he wasnt serious about co$

[spacejesusadventure]

`hahahaha`ha

[ThySofaKing]

Thats a load of crap!

[PrankCallOlogist]

Hahahahaha. I'm still laughing and I stopped watching this video about 3 days ago.

[TheSmileMile]

Video spoiler ahead...

"I want you to start living as a gay woman"

Holy s**t, I cried bloody tears of lulz!

[Hraesvelgr]

666 likes. I'm 667!

[Btardforjustice]

lol this guy is a pro with a soundboard

[alphaotakux]

WHO`S THAT POKEMON!

It`s DR. PHIL!

[wwefanworld]

STOLEN VIDEO!!!!

[wolfking218]

...THATS DR. PHIL!

[BlGBenY]

LOL I want you to start living as a gay woman xD even the Scientologist laughs

[kai2156]

LuLz LuLz LuLz LuLz LuLz LuLz LuLz

[Drhumiliation]

what do scientologists hope to gain

[glicher100]

@Drhumiliation money the same as anyone els

[aussielung]

I have to agree, this really is the best $cientology prank call ever.

[EmmanuelGoldsteinWeb]

"Are you avoiding reality?" ROFL!!! hahahahahawhahahuaawhahwaha

[WarWulf519]

thats an epic sound board :)

[banshee17067]

a religion started by a fiction writer. What dumbasses

[pardingo]

@banshee17067 All religion started by fiction writers.

[jokerpunk117]

@banshee17067 theres also a religion started by someone who cant even write (cullenism)

[PrepSurvivor]

Soundboard LULZ

[BadBunnyRides]

The regular every day soldiers of Scientology are not the enemy...but the Generals should goto the wall for a blindfold and a smoke.

[skullprincess517]

LOLOL. this is a sound board :D

[directorlog]

lol this is gold!

[ConspiracyCult]

2:31 HA HA WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

[killdroy8]

I want you to start living as a gay Woman xD

[ggisedd]

soundboards ftw!

[george77772moons]

This is so perfect. How that guy managed to perfectly time this and hone his reflexes for the soundboard, I'll never know. It's so awesome and random...

[onedOLlarDuDE]

Why does everybody mishear that the guy says "we do horses" in the beginning? He clearly says "courses" not "horses"...

[78locomocion]

they do horses

[aardvark9100]

Dude was talking to a recording lol

[JayBrew391]

hahahaha thats really good

[TheEpicfailvids]

haHAHAJHAHAH

[looserslam]

XDDDDDDDD this was hilarious!!!!

[Childsplay777]

i fuking luv this video

[Ghostman7777]

Omg I am seriously crying because I am laughing so hard. Scientology got owned.

[sexykat426]

this is EPIC!

HOLY SHIT BALLS LOL

[DopingShit]

I want you to start living as a gay woman!!!!

XD!!

[nineteenelevenmusic]

Fuckn funny man

[stewartonboy]

One more thing.. I want you to start living like a gay woman :D

Epic xD

[dime6664ever]

Lmfao

[jmic328]

Lol... Is that the truth or a lie?

[JewPowerGo]

I'm calling these bastards right now >=3

[katielojo1]

Scientology is nothing but a money grabbing cult that made up their own teachings and sell them for thousands of dollars. You can't get refunds or you get harassed. They are also responsible for many deaths, A group known as anonymous protest peacefully and scientologists put all this dirt on them they just make up. They even posed as Anonymous once and sent fake bomb threats to themselves. There's a video I know that can save your life. It's called The Unfunny TRUTH about Scientology.

[WolfRaven999]

I laughed so hard I got light headed and almost passed out.

[latinelf]

"Hackers on steroids!" Word is that a Hollywood motion picture is going to tell all about them: anonymousthemoviedotcom.

[iheartanonsparrow1]

This is so hilarious!!!

[fanus1000]

making movie on scientology,needs humorouspicks

[dimbobscout]

I know Scientology is a religion, but what exactly is it? What do they believe/worship, all that jazz?

[Eiphureonz]

It's not about what they believe, it's what they do. And it's our fucking Government that's funding this twisted shit.

[tjohn1986]

you just copied it

[live2fail]

LOL @ "you need to start living as a gay woman" XD

[A2Z83]

someone uploaded this already.

[rattlehead66666]

Awesome Vid. 5/5

[victherattlehead77]

@rattlehead66666 nice name dude!

[rattlehead66666]

@victherattlehead77

Lol . likewise!

[Mom2BTJ]

That was AWESOME!

[maxomills2nd]

Lawl'd hard

[aahatch]

idea of scientology is not very different in terms of 'crazyness' lol, than with most religions..and i mean truthfully when you think about it

[AngeliaClaire]

Oh when I need to laugh I will remember this! WELL DONE! YOU NEED TO DO MORE!  Go for Barbra Walters or something on the View!

[THEDAYOFTHEDAWN]

he copied this from ibondjamiebond

[iAnonymousExpectUs]

This made me Lul so fucking hard!

[TIPSYMcSTAGG3R]

How many scientologist do you know?

[hoodnigganick]

the guy at the scientology office sounds like he shouldnt have a job answering the phone. he doesnt know how to speak properly.

[rocker123103]

I've got a prank call like this before it pissed me of so much

[solidacid5]

wait, this is just a loop of what dr.phill as said, thats fucking awesome

[masterofallmortals]

I now want call up scienoligy claming to be rencarned L Ron Hubbard, and answering every question with "Guess what! MAIR-A-WANNA!!!" or by screaming " Xenu is making you say that!!!!!"

[leewatcher]

Awesome

[genoramix]

ok i was going to rate it bad until i heard the last line...then i lol'd hard...so 5 stars

[toontownadict]

lol you need to life your life as a gay woman!

[JustAnotherAssassin]

i was loling irl the whole time

+10 internets to you, my good sir

[38078]

do you agree that you smoke pot?

to believe in sciencetology you'd need something alot stronger

[majorbutt]

Dr. Phil?...lol

[wipemysmile]

i love it!!!

[jack2785229SH]

Lol Anonymous

[llKoopav2ll]

maybeee?

[Anonymous0716]

whahaha

[candycharm101]

AHAHAHAHA :' D

[jnycnuk]

do you torture small animals? -- that is fuckin gold.

[TMinusZero2Supernova]

I couldn't stop laughing after "I want you to start living as a gay woman"

xD

[whoknows6806]

this is THEBESTTHEBEST scifag prank call

[jhim767]

man.i hate soundboard prank calls..but shit.this was funny.

[mightyninjacl]

CRAP I LOLD

[marklouisjordan]

"i want you to start living as a gay woman"

[Trillproductions89]

Ha ha scientalogist are coming to get you and, Tom Cruise is finaly coming out of the closet!!

[lucyinthesky16]

tom cruise is in the closet...

i don't know what to do....

SO I TAKE OUT MY GUN!!! (AAAAH!)

AND I'M GONNA CAP SOME BITCH!

haha sorry couldn't resist :D

[thuggie1]

they could start to stalk Dr phil

[lalaking1437]

are you avoiding reality ? xD

[xTheFalconx]

Masterpiece. really XD fantastic! XD

He really takes EVERYTHING serious untill 'Dr. Phil' revealed his name!XD

[BabmerChan]

Lol -

'Maaybee?'

[fredxsucksxduck]

XDDDDDDD

[Exiio]

I didn't even realize it was Dr Phil voice clips talking until 1:50 . This was really well done XD

[ExcalibursinX]

I want you to start living as a gay woman. Are you telling me that's the ideal way to live? Well, yeah! Okay. *Beep, Beep*

[Robotocracy]

I almost died laughing. Scientology sucks.

[Marill42]

we have booooksssss.....ah ... many ppl...readin..books...aaaaand.­..

[decimator333]

Why can't you people learn to respect the fact that some people believe in god?

[metalthunder777]

because we don't respect stupid people

[LordSaulAlcantar]

Do you worship Xenu?

[SteveAtheist]

How can you possibly respect anyone who believes in such silly stories! :)

[decimator333]

Ha you think I can't see you're trying to get under my skin there bud?

[useyourdelusion]

this never gets old

[thaddeuslowe]

How DARE you insult Scientology! Some of the sincerest people in the world are affilliated to that church. Most sincere about getting filthy rich that is.

[yourmom794]

hahaha, nice. I was going to give you a peice of mind at first, then I read the last part. :)

[darkhalo153]

@yourmom794 lol same here

[PivotB3stZ]

same lol

[THEPYROGUY13]

hahaha i was planing to destroy your account then i finish reading your comment lol

[GaruzoSama]

same XD

[stephenrobertrae]

scientologits are all gay wimminz

[ripousse]

@thaddeuslowe

LOL

wow, made my day !

[Negend]

i want you to start living as a gay woman LOL

[SharksKid]

Are you avoiding reality?? And he started to say yes..lol. Freudian slip..not that they would admit this shit.

[RoyalHim]

clearing the planet

[penguinxxxx]

lol they think they confront reality more than other religions.

lrn2buddhism

[Felixthecatsss]

this shit was STOLEN!!!!

[mikemofullyflared]

says in the description....

[Felixthecatsss]

ya..... now it dose >.>

[MeanT241985]

Arnie board is still the best.

[rgbyboi9999]

nope... gotta go with mr. rodgers. "joe said there was a man here with some wonderful horns."

[PolxenTwo]

Guys, this is one of those celebrity sound boards

[Wolviepayne]

"I want you to start living as a gay woman"!

HAHA!!!!!

[ThomasMoar]

Nice one Doctor phil XD

[timo6170]

perfect hahaha

[sulk00]

HAHAHAHAHA Rofl

[seventhsigma]

I want you to live as a gay woman. really? :P

[yourmomonastick]

I WANT YOU TO START LIVING AS A GAY WOMAN!!!

F&$*ING pricless!!!

[vuxta1]

this was stupid

[SmokeThatSh17]

HA HA HA That was f**king awsome!

[chrislpp]

You could say that to the scientologists

Watch more of XenuTv's videos and ''crazy followers'' of scientology

[mikedelta09]

The Church of $cientology i$ a viciou$ and dangerou$ cult that ma$querade$ a$ a religion. It$ purpo$e i$ to make money. It practice$ a variety of mind-control technique$ on people lured into it$ mid$t to gain control over their money and their live$. It$ aim i$ to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to al$o en$lave them to further it$ wicked end$.

Follow and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior, not this false "church" of satan.

[TormentorOfReligion]

Well, compared to theirs, your religion makes perfect sense... It's not even a church of Satan. It's a church of idiots.

[mikedelta09]

thats very true but idiot are harmless unless you give them power.g

[SyxxPunk]

Now now, let them have their fun. They'll burn in hell for being bigots anyways.

[Commander311]

hell isnt real.... but thats religion....everyone has there own thing, thats the real problem.

[Commander311]

ok, listen, i am very offended by you calling it a Church of Satan. the Church of Christ is just as stuck up as Scientology. Christianity owns America by just one motto "one nation, under god". atleast being an atheist i have proof, not worshiping a false hope from a monster in the dark. and the chruch of satan is about worshiping yourself, and you fears, to gain an advantage to not worry about useless things.

[ThomasMoar]

Actuly, thats the illumanatii your thinking of :P

[WishingBones]

all churches and religions are the same

who cares the point is its all shit

every believer of Christ is like believer or alla and of buddah all the same crap

[runaway2me80]

The diffrence is scientology is stricktly for the profit of those in charge.

[WishingBones]

all of them are strictly for profit only Scientology takes from people and the other churches take from the government (the money of the people)

in the end its the same :)

[gottmospahedengubbar]

sounds like communism

[lambergino]

AHA LMFAO

[cabrahead88]

this is bullshit. jesus' mother was a prostitute but i dont hear people making calls to churches do I? seems one religion is acceptable and others are not.

Fuck whoever made this.

[myfatproductions]

Fuck all religions...

[mikedelta09]

JESUS mother was not a prostitute your mother on the other hand is.

[zkhan]

Hold on jesus's mother charged me 20$. You mean i was not supposed to pay her for her service?

[mikedelta09]

yea you shouldn't have paid her

[Toasty3D]

Seriously, man. Pick her up in the morning she'll be too tired to say no. Or you could wake her in the middle of the night. That's what my buddy, Jehova, did. Fucker's crazy.

[chrislpp]

fuck you more like :D

[darkransu]

I lol'd, epic win anon

[lostboyalexw]

you are approaching this the wrong way. please please please please please fix this. please

[NOCOPYSARAH]

the video is amazing!!!

[SpeechlessSiren]

lmao

holy hell....

[diroled]

hey what's the number?:D

[simpleheros]

oh my freakin gosh that was so freakin funny lol

[angelcity6]

LMAO!

[VilliVanilli]

Avoiding reality.. BIG TIME!

[saxysai]

"Do you torture small animals?" hahahaha!!!

[k286]

I want you to start living as a gay woman!!!!!

i think i peed a little lol

[spydermaan2]

THEY HAVE BOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!

[XxXTeriyakiXxX]

ROFL!

[whyusucksobad]

Do you torture small animals? GOM GOM GOM ROFL THAT WAS FUNNY!

[billeatsnatchnrack]

dr. phil or, dr. pil as my mom likes to say

[yoyobubblegumman]

Is this Scientology a lending libary

[shoopdapoo]

rofl rofl rofl MAO

[dojufitz]

This is great...lol...Scientology is just a crappy episode of Dr Who.

If you want to give your money away - please give it to worthy causes.

[manonfire7734]

this is fake

[Cab0cl0]

Are you avoiding... reality?