my reaction after seeing Twilight for the 5th time!!

[BratzSlipknotGrl3004]

I got sick of that damn movie about 10 minutes in, i left the fucking theatre

[MytosKatija]

The harpoons man...

[KageegeeDJ]

I swear to god you HAVE to have at least more than 1 cat

[CylindricalWhistle]

I'm sorry, but Twilight is so bad that it's a crime against humanity.

[nothingbetter2dosigh]

I bet this isn't the first time she has eaten Jaffa cakes for no reason.

[hallowedbeeddie]

AMAAAAZINNNNG FIIIIILMMMM!!!! :p

[kztar621]

She mistakes being in a crowd of retarded 13 year olds for being socially adapted.

Fucking idiot.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

@kztar621 She mistakes being fucking obese for being in a crowd

[WalkingFireHazard]

I liked that one part when she was objective

[bolahsd]

@WalkingFireHazard Can you direct me to the time slot in which that occurred?

[TransformersFan75]

IT'S A PIG!!!

[Diuxid]

Honestly. I doubt hardcore Twilight fans saw it four times in a row. Right there proves you have nothing better to do =/

[DeepEye1994]

Her pig nose is moving while she/he talks.

Fucking disgusting

[FlNGERBOARDER]

she only loves these movies to escape her own fat. pathetic life.

[Rain395]

which video did she bash LOTR!??? Someone told me she did!!! I WANNA KNOW!!!!!!

oh and she is so fucking annoying!

PS. I bet she will be the only one in the theatres because everyone else left seven minutes into the First Look!

[poopookittycat]

i wanna sit beside you while watchin breaking dawn for 2nd time lol

[AnthemOfTheDevils]

Of course...everyone at the movies were probably grossed out by her.

[MultiDarkness101]

MY GOD HOW OLD ARE U??!?! TWILIGHT IS FOR LITTLE KIDS YOU FLAPASS WHALE. GROW UP SHEESH

[sweetkittens]

@MultiDarkness101

Twilight for teenage girls not for little kids

[k99goran]

Press 6.

[MegaKilt]

I actually saw the first Twilight movie in the cinema, I was dating a girl who wanted to see it and this was before I knew what the fuck was going on in that movie. I didn't go on another date with her.

[tcelenacuatemocatl]

Rene and Phil were amazing? Did we even *see* Phil? Phil wasn't portrayed and Rene was barely in it. are you using?

[tcelenacuatemocatl]

so this is why twilight makes so much bank. kind of makes sense now because the movies aren't great. the fans pay to see it over and over and over again? the ONLY movie worth that is Titanic. and anyways, don't people have better things to do with their money than to go see a movie they already saw? just asking.

[jackpokemonmasterxd]

5 times? 5 FUCKING TIMES???? How can you like a movie like that? It takes vampires and werewolves and gives them the finger and tells them to shove it? YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT GOOD STORYTELLING AND ACTUAL ACTING. FUCKING STOP KIDDING YOURSELF. THIS IS HORRIBLE.

[Darthbrandon]

@jackpokemonmasterxd Dude, my favorite movie is INCEPTION, and even "I" cant watch that 5 times in one day. DANG!!! I did go to see it twice though, but it was weeks apart!

[EmilieAutumnXO]

This is just....

and I thought "I" was crazy..

[Insaneagram]

when you get people who are this obsessed, it does make you want to walk up to them and go (in this case) 'twilight sucks' lol..

[UryuOrihimelover4eva]

That's totally not wasting money, is it?

[MrMatto91]

I watched it once it was fun bashing it and laughing at how you think Stephen King has no right to bash it.

[MaxFrize]

Isn't that what fat people do? Eat for no reason?

[superjerjer1]

I think this girl fantasize to be like bella

[maskproduced]

captain ahab quickly its  back D:

[ukguy]

Someone should put this dog out of it's misery.

[mattlamb]

twilight is fucking shit.

[Gst0395]

What is wrong with you? You remind me of someone who just escaped from a mental hospital.

[allxtar]

5 murders....

[DiamondDayna94]

Lady...

A very good friend of mine is obsessed with Twilight as well. Robert Pattinson posters cover her walls, she goes nuts over him and talks about the books/movie a lot.

However, she is 15. She is still allowed to have her fantasies that make her go a little nuts. Yet she still has a grip on reality...you are out of college; go find a real job...

Oh and she actually reads/likes Harry Potter and Stephen King. Just saying...

Kbye.

[Xxcupcake522xx]

I knew she screamed in the movie

theater xD

[rokikshasas]

@BrookTheArtist Avada Kedra? DAMN IT SNAPE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! NAGINI!

[zDrizzyz]

she makes me ashamed to be british, fucking lummox

[ToadettetheFruit]

i think it was sorta happy to get some commercials before the video so i can mentally prepare myself

[juko432juko]

definitly too much fuckings

[bl3achR0ckz]

i though brits were skinny...hmmm

[narutofan6781]

@bl3achR0ckz As I live in Britain, I can safely say, there is many exceptions to that sterotype.

[lightningboysgirl16]

I saw Twilight and loved it! Just kidding, I thought the movie was soooooo boring.

[bokprop420]

@lightningboysgirl16 dialog is not a weapon to club your audience with. you actually use a real club to take care of the whales.

[DrStrangebomb1993]

Keep pressing 6 for ogre face.

[dipu94321]

rather donate the money to charity,than waste on a piece of shit known as twilight

[emily27echo]

Oh my God she actually squeals at a point :O

[vYelot]

do you make a habit, talking to the camera, about twilight???

[ehmlayyyy2913]

You said the name Courtney...you have friends?

[royalsuperknife]

0:18 paused .. jaws the movie

[ninjamajikku]

-sigh- Fricken Twitard...

[SweetCinnibun]

@atomichead777 Why in the world would anyone bother to look up the words "worlds fattest, ugliest twitard"? Are you really that bored with your spare time? And you came here to make fun of this girl. Ironic, no?

[Mirailecious]

1:12 Congratulations you know the days of the week. Rebecca Black taught you well.

[LoubiiLUST]

becoming gradually more convinced that you are in fact... a man :(.

[rockstarmn1]

TiTs or GTFO...j/k...gtfo, seriously

[rootbeer3651]

It's a fuukin amayuzin fiielm

[rosieluvsdance97]

your so cool, i just love youu ;)

[mangaanimelover92]

poor jaffacake instead..of a jaffacake what about somthing healthy im just saying it because of your heatlh :(

and im getting dizzy when you talk and shit hold the camera still >.<!

i started to eat healthy and i love it...and exersice...soo yeah you get my point

not mean it bad or anything just a tip^^

[XAnimeXCentralX]

Keep pressing 6 to see the way this fat bitch face looks when she farts

[masterthehate2]

Man the harpoons god damn it! MAN THE HARPOONS

[lottielouisey]

You kept going to the cinema BY YOURSELF? WOW YOUR SO COOL.

[StitchPoop]

GET A FUCKING LIFE

[MasterofWordplay]

Keep your mouth open, I think I can see Jonah inside there.

[wyleepirate]

O_O

[SuperKiwiness]

keep pressing 6

[radnewcombe]

umm i dont think your spoiling it for anyone

[IloveEvanescence18]

Uurgh.  please tell me I'm not the only person who would love to kill Stephenie Meyer before she churned that turd :(

[IloveEvanescence18]

@IloveEvanescence18

By that I mean the book and not nuttymadam3575...although it's easy to see why people would make that mistake -.-

[301b0y]

You need help...my God...you need FUCKING help.

[ZombieFreak21]

it's official. the majority of twilight fans are usually fat girls that have no life.

[mulherdoro]

My reaction after seeing your face:

AHHH! **Dies...**

[speckiscfc]

Eating jaffa cakes for no reason? No theres a perfect reason cz ur a fat fuking retard do us all a favour and get a life!!

[olllj]

poes law just got a face.

[randomandproudqueen]

"JAFFA CAKES NOM NOM NOM NO REASON! NO REASON!....BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Oh man I laughed so hard at that part....this video will haunt my nightmares. I need to watch something less scary....like "Saw"

[RhayvenBlood]

People lied.

The fucking black plague has been released again, and we have Stephanie fucking Mayer to thank for it.

[haleycuff]

Uhmazing fiiiiiiiilm

[866marluxia]

The ending made me puke. Seriously, don't talk with your mouth full!

[meowkie]

I'm fairly convinced she's fake. lol. It's going to make it all the more funny when I'm wrong.

[HellFighter17YT]

1:54 should be her facebook profile picture, it's a perfect description of her.

[NoobHero000]

Judging at that time this video was made, im guessing she has watched this movie over 9000 times.

[MasterYodaPuppet]

No an amazing film series is Harry potter an amazing film, well there are lots of those but twilight is not one

[lukeyboy118]

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[rocka156]

It's gonna take more than harpoons guys.

[coolrays1983]

crazy bitch

[Hajimesama6]

xD LOL. 0:51, play sentence, then repeat over and over. xD

[MrInsaneMixer]

SOME OF US WILL DIE IN THE FLAMEWAR WITH TWITARD, BUT SOME WILL RETURN TO THE INTERNETZ TO KEEP ON TROLLIN'. MAN THE HARPOONS...! BLIMEY JAMES, THE HARPOONS HAVE NO EFFECT!! MAN THE NUKES!

[MelanyHoney]

why for the love of god put the camera so so close?

[mattsnow81]

I don't even know what Twilight is about, honestly.

[Zer0Funk]

WOW. Please die as soon as possible. Please...

[lulzcoaster]

sad

[LuigiDude1808]

Yeah....anyone who says literature is declining....

Scratch that-

Anyone who thinks fans get crazier and crazier....

can use this as proof.

[IlOvMcR521]

LMFAO fucking psychooooo.



[Eolanta]

you need a doctor))))) sorry....

[FallingSky7]

I was watching the first Twilight Movie in HBO I fell sleep that how boring is it this movie is over hype of "OMG" teenager type  of movie I don't know how can you watch it so many time.

[masterthehate2]

man the harpoons

[nitemaremonsterrr]

Really? I thought Twilight was the stupidest movie ever filmed. It was soooo unbelievably boring - even for a novel about an emo teenager and a vampire, seriously.

[NorseGods]

I only saw that movie once.

I almost fell asleep, it was sooooooooooooo boring.

[MrVitaliy1998]

@NorseGods ikr

[d0Nar07]

I wonder if it is possible to OD on twilight?

[TheCheetahwings]

I don't even go to see GOOD movies that much. O.o

[bigbob572]

THROW THE MASTERBALLS.

[gorillazfan3]

@bigbob572 Not ENOUGH!!!!!!!

[serenityhamilton20]

she wouldnt fit in a pokeball lmao she might break it lol

[youngfreedom93]

got the mumps?

[InsertZipCode]

The way this was recorded reminded me of the Blair Witch Project. For some reason, THIS is scarier than the Blair Witch Project.

[SerasXHarkonnen]

You didn't get kicked out cuz the usher's didn't want to expose themselves to the horrors of that terrible movie. I have seen it so I know how bad it really is and I wouldn't blame the usher's if that was their reason.

[MrPivotPie]

Uh oh! call the Left 4 Dead team, we have a BOOMER!

[AngelicSquid]

@MrPivotPie -Gasp- That is mean but I forgive you because its Left 4 Dead. O:

[Theo2kitty]

@MrPivotPie

LMAO.. :D

[silverbarb]

it was bad belle was a playa and ed was a cold hearted beast and it was bad bad bad baaaad.

[lizicecream]

you make little children cry.

[Tarliacatz]

It... is not an amazing film. The actors probably hate themselves (I don't blame them), it's just stupid close ups of their mopey-ass faces and Bella bitching to everyone about why her life sucks. I'm sorry, but I do think you're just being swept up in the cloud of idiot thirteen year olds who think twilight is the shit. You are quite, quite lost, my not-so-friend.

[TheShinyGlameow]

My god...That face at 1:11 ...



[xxELFOXYxx]

Flag as inapropriate cuz shes innapropriate and Disturbing to young children

[xxELFOXYxx]

Behind her isnt a house its a warehouse.. cuz shes so big.. Geddit? na worst joke eva

[PEYTONSxMOMMY]

@xxELFOXYxx yea, that was pretty bad.... ;)

[hitokirisoulmaster]

@myleathersosoft09 1) I didn't watch a movie 5 times. 2) I didn't obsess over a movie. 3) I didn't masturbate to it like she probably did... Unless it was a porn movie... xD

[hitokirisoulmaster]

@blackaegimanaeg You my friend... are lost...

[Flexster101]

Ooh ur cool for saying "fuck" FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!?!?!?!?!

[cuttingcards88]

This is exactly why nobody takes Twilight seriously and with god reason, it shouldn't be taken seriously. The books are some of the most dull I've ever read and I didn't even bother finishing Eclipse. Even the god-awful sequels to The Lost Boys coming out lately are better than that rubbish.

I ask the same thing spoony did; where is the romance between Bella and Edward, what do they share.

NOTHING! This is purely about them wanting to fuck and that thought makes me want to puke.

[SSjSylar]

O_O <----- MY face from 0:01-2;00

[2012harrypotterfan]

YOU JUST SHOVED THAT CAKE IN YOUR MOUTH

[ShiirinNL]

your scary men :S fuckin creap:S

[blumpilstilskin1]

god i want to slap you in your face

[HeinrichKonig]

so a song matches up quite well....

.....you got to scream in the cinema......

.....and a couple of actors were quite good......

......GIVE A PROPER REASON!!!! >:( I honestly don't mind if you like it, just give a proper reason

[Asdfgfhfj1]

Y'know, you'd be pretty if you lost some weight, and, uh, go out of the real world, :)

[DynamicScherzo]

Pause at 1:12.

ROFL

And seriously. Of all films, OF ALL films, this one?!

[NightShadow2013]

@DynamicScherzo

Great, I cant stop laughing hahahaha XD lls! I can't breathe. I can't breathe!

[cloe153]

@DynamicScherzo HAHA just pause it then play it and press 6 loads.

[4Guitar1]

@DynamicScherzo well she posted this as soon as twilight came out so the other ones weren't made yet and I agree about the face thing lol

[DUHELLLLO]

YUP go end spend your money on that SHIT end then find your self on the streets

[sly311]

Crazy Eyes! 1:02

[ZombieMegaman]

Keep clicking @ 1:40......Live Piranha!!

[davidkropodra]

you are a worthless person....quit drinking blood fat cow

[zenyricardo]

I think, my friend, your visual thinking is wishfully portraying yourself as Bella. And you have wishes as well that one day a perfect guy like Edward will meet you.

Let me tell you, no guy in the world will ever be perfect. EVER. all of us are flawed in some way, some more than others. Please get over your obsession

And BTW

Its fine to like a film, but to watch it 5 times?????!!!!!!

you really do need help.

[Ragnarok222R]

This amount of loving a book cannot be healthy. You need a person to love, get batting those eyelashes at them guys... Or at least get a cat. Call him Mr. Cuddles.

[atomichead777]

when i looked up "worlds fattest, ugliest twitard" this showed up

my god, what a horrendous sight. oh well, i know this is old, but "MAN THE MOTHER FUCKING HARPOONS!!! MOBY DICK HAS A MOTHER!!!!!!!!!"

[gaozhi2007]

@atomichead777  ha ha ha, i just shat my pantaloons!!!

[darkhellhero]

@atomichead777 YOU TELL EM BROTHER!!!

[HaakuChan]

SPOILERSS, SPOILERSS

Why would you watch this five times? Jesus christ. I read this series myself and didn't find it the least bit interesting, I don't get WHY girls get this addicted to it. Maybe there's a subliminal message I'm missing or something.

[Ragnarok222R]

@HaakuChan Belle is a Mary Sue, baisically there is so little description of her and so much of Edward the girls put them in her shoes and feel like the book is about them. So when insulted they take it very personally.

[iluvyouwyatt]

1:52 how it all started....

[mangochic123]

@iluvyouwyatt

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kvjnr5348dcewi]

so you're a movie watcher ?

GOOD JOB !

[strawberry11107]

maybe you should make your vids , calm down and then think long and hard before you post them! you see people taking the piss being nasty and taking piss ! WHY? encourage them?

[Bizyklona]

you freak

[JacobRudduck]

What. The. FUCK did I just watch?

[iluvyouwyatt]

@JacobRudduck

A very rare documentary on the elusive blue whale in its natural habitat.

[mangochic123]

@iluvyouwyatt

lol XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[xScotteY]

Wow, what's wrong with you?

[Meex1989]

No, it is a really shitty film. It was very shallow, and it has no plot whatsoever. I pretty much wanted to end it with the shotgun every second I was watching it. It was so shitty, I had to stop watching it, and come back to it, because it was so bad. Women Seeking Women volume 55 with Taylor Vixen and Franziska Facella had a better plot than this movie, and it wasn't even meant for it's plot (even though it's a good movie). Twilight blows more dick than Jenna Jameson.

[Reaper4121]

I liked Machete.

[beensandfranks]

Oh my god. Please get yourself some help. Spending that much money on anything is ridiculous.

[ArizonaFlame]

Fat

[MrsPennywise96]

You want to see a GOOD movie: The Sixth Sense, Nosferatu, Fargo, West Side Story, Airplane!, The Departed, et cetera, et cetera...

[TheAtariNard]

O.o what the fuck?

[sasukefallen]

you're acent, i dont under stand, can you add all the letters needed to make sence

[19lynae]

your a freak

[RawrrItsShannon]

if i was there, i'd slap you round the face and shove some cake down that fat mouth of yours, you look like a whale

[TheSilhouetteProduct]

whoa... someone really needs to get a life... who watches the same movie 5 times in a day

[MrsPennywise96]

You know, even Kristen Stewart said that Twilight fans are sad...

[Cab00se90]

Again I say to any man worth his salt, FIFTY SHILLINGS to the man who has the gall to face down the fearsome White Whale!

[iluvyouwyatt]

@Cab00se90

LMFAO

[MsLivinglegend19]

Calm down! Jeez! I think you are getting slightly over excited :/ :(

[CuSith1007]

how long did it take to finish the whole pack?

i dont think im ever gonna eat another jaffa cake again.

[DeadRiser1]

Holy shit i'm BLINDDD

[ThreePockySticks]

Still getting off on it, hon?

[GeebanGuy]

why don't you just ram some moar jaffa cakes down you throat so we don't have to hear your cussing?

:3

[omgBreakingDawn]

she needs to get laid.

[RawrrItsShannon]

@omgBreakingDawn who'd lay that?

[omgBreakingDawn]

@RawrrItsShannon fair point xD

[RawrrItsShannon]

@omgBreakingDawn ;)

[Chenoan]

that movie was terrible, any fan of the book would see that. Let's face it, you're a meyer sheep, you just love everything in conjunction with her...

....that or you have no taste