Jason Statham in "Diabetes"

[colalicious1]

1:33 "Trick or treat"

[genesarereal]

Ive been a diabetic almost all my life. I dont find this funny or entertaining. I sit here watching this thinking whats the purpose to making a video like this? It says college humor but diabetes isnt funny, its a life threatening disease. Everyone who has diabetes like me hates it. I dont know what to think. Its kinda stupid and offensive. Why so many likes? *shrugs shoulders*

[Ontariomario]

@genesarereal get a sense of humor then come back

[genesarereal]

@Ontariomario If you find this funny then youre fucked in the head dude.

[Ontariomario]

@genesarereal yeah i'm sorry man. I can see where your coming from.

[lordabomity]

@genesarereal IT'S A PARODY OF THE MOVIE "CRANK". I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.... ;)

[thatfilmgeekguy]

I'm gonna EXPLODE then!

[fanofawesomenessful]

This is awesome I laughed me butt offfXD

[spiderskater3]

I am offensive and I find this very diabetes

[evilsquirellpenguin]

I am diabetic and this is fucking hilarious.

[JakobHayden]

... putting the "beat" back in "diabetes".

[Imatrollyay]

But I have diabeeeeeetes....

If anyone actually got that reference, I commend you.

[Kitkatkaliful]

Hey my best friend has diabetes!

[coolcatkim22]

What they don't show you is him passing out because he made his blood sugar level too high.

[trykarshousewillburn]

@coolcatkim22 actually ur totally fine with high blood sugar it just makes it so ur body starts breaking itself down u dont pass out or anything only with low blood sugar

[emelkat1]

My sis has diabetes

[wintersnoob]

Nowadays he became quite a renowned in action movies. I mean his new movies are all the same : Be framed for something in which he's are innocent, be bad-ass, everyone envies him, he kicks-ass and fucks the hot girls, and the secondary characters portrayed by great actors like De Niro or Ben Foster, they just get thrown into to the trash can, so Jason can have his glory, wether by killing or saving them, and he's indestructible and always gets the job done.

[wintersnoob]

Well I'm quite a cinematograph and I didn't even needed to be one to know how much he sucks at acting. Fuck he's so horrible that he doesn't even have more than one facial expression. Bitch please, if you think he's a good actor I recommend you get a gun, reload it, point it at your head, and pull the fucking trigger. Fuck even the Cinema Academies/Corporations are with me, JS - 0 Awards.

And yes I hate him for that. But I don't mind him being a secondary character like in the Italian Job.

[BlowItUpYourFarkHole]

Oh no he gots da sugar!

[athropods]

So youre telling me, that if I don't like and favorite this video, I'll die. Jason Statham is the loyal subscriber

[dany4515]

shit movie



[oi8foru2]

UPPER CUNT!!

[Daaru23]

the candy cane salesman has a shotgun

rofl

[venamek]

Trick or treat!

[ipodhelpforsmurfs]

Lol he punched the chick doctor in the cunt

[maxwellbrewer1999]

I thought it was diabeetus

[oogp]

I know how he feels

[brycer11748]

I have type one diabetes and I'm watching this after eating cuz I had a low blood sugar…. LMFAO

[poturrate]

im checking out hahaha

[TheRemowave]

I have TTP and I pretty much lived on popsicles and bacon when I was in the hospital. It keeps my blood levels from going too low, strangely.

[puppetdude29]

I have type one of corse we kick ass

[houdini2097]

Hey I have type one diabetes and. I kick ass just like that every day!

[amber619pop]

Jason Statham is awesome

[Diabeticftw]

i did this when i was diagnosed. shit was crazy

[nightreaper999]

this is the funniest one ive watched so far

[hotgirlsarehot]

I marked out for the Transporter kick at the end.

[TheArtificialDork]

this isnt funny i have diabetes

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@TheArtificialDork "I'm Scott Malkinson, I have a lisp and diabetes"

[Grim3223]

@TheArtificialDork I also have diabetes and I find it very funny :D

[PMester024]

1:27 hit in da pussyyy 

[ecbfilms002]

Crank is my favourite movie. Yet this is fucking hilarious.

[ChilldudeVS]

The irony is that by eating that much sugar, he might actually die...

[LadyStardust45]

sorry but yr not as good looking or sexy as jason......

[mixer04]

IT'S THE BEST CRANK EVER!!!!

[bossarn123]

So your telling me, if i don't watch this video, I'LL DIE? Jason Statham is the Youtuber

[X1litoN]

deejaybee sent me

[pgtennis217g]

thanks deejay, this was hilarious

[StarKrazy255]

we are all going to pay for laughing @ diabetes

[xitsthatoneguyx]

Why did he not wait for a full explanation of the condition BEFORE assaulting every one in the hospital

[HartCraftLTD]

"Trick or Treat" (beats up old lady)

[OriginalHashMan]

LOL candy-cane man waited all his life to use that shotgun... and he failed (N)

[3DISEASE]

1:26 RIGHT IN THE TACO!

[jertog]

This makes you wonder....what kind of hospital does Jason Statham go to where everyone seems to have mastered, or at least become adept at martial arts, and is packing heat?

[beastmode787]

that would be an awesome movie if it was real

[snachazel]

you what would makes this better?

wilford brimely aka walrus diabetes man as the main character

[1blue1]

This cracked me up.

[garth408]

1:04 "you dirty slut, i need these to live!!!!!!!"

[oakTree1234]

lol xD cunt punch FTW!!!!

[him666marc]

whys the guy got an australian accent????? if thats ment to be english you should hang yourself

[TenStoryLoveSong]

If only Statham would get Diabetes, followed by terminal cancer. I'm fed up with talentless primates wrecking art!

[meripen]

That would actually put his blood sugar through the roof and damage his organs, not save or prolong his life.

[principlegear]

candy cane man looks like julian smith.

[kevindn41]

What he say b4 he started running at the old lady??

[SNAKESOAP117]

@kevindn41 He said Trick or Treat I believe.

[rap4lifeman]

@kevindn41 trick or treat

[greenforsale]

It's funny how the woman did the most damage on him.

[camelhumpchump1]

im wilford brimley

[xxxtsnowman420xxx]

why is the vending machine in the middle of the hall?

[garth408]

243 People had a hypoglycemic attack.

[SilvetCircle]

"YOU DIRTY SLUT I NEED THESE TO LIVE!"

[thordanklion]

I'm a diabetic, and I support this video.

[TheSqueegeable]

@thordanklion Haha!!, I'm a type 1 myself. When you're really nasty low (like after a workout or something) don't you feel like beating the crap out of someone when they get in the way of your candy bar?? LOL! It never fails, whenever I get really low some asshole that I absolutely hate wants to talk to me!

[Porphyroxx]

What's the name of the song that plays from 0:51 ?

[n16pr]

@MaZiPaN3000 "fuck that bitch up" sounds a little suggestive in that particular context :P

[natan123456god]

@MaZiPaN3000 ah ok, so if a girl is tring to beat the crap out of you or maybe even kill you, you are not going to do anything?

[lookinfotrouble]

@natan123456god He was commenting on the knock to the groin, which shouldn't have worked so well because of her lack of balls.

[tombrady87]

Have you seen the prequel?

Jason Statham in "Herpes"

"What have you bitches done to me!?!?"

[axeman690]

He punched that chick right in the bloody twat

[Andrewishere69]

Jerk, he hit a girl!!

[misteryellow1]

"YOU DIRTY SLAG, I NEED THESE TO LIVE"

[loyalfalconflutist]

did he realize that he was also eating the plastic on the candy canes?

[Kirkyisawesome]

why was the vending machine in the middle of the hallway at 1:38?

[LeikRawr]

Who sells candy canes at a hospital? xD

[yekky22]

why does the candy cane salesman have a shotgun?

[MegaMasterbation]

Trick or treat!

[TheMusicJunkie23]

Sounds like an awesome movie as long as it actually has Pat Cassels in it

[LurtzOfOrthanc]

@scottydoesntknow255 wow, really? .... failing to recognize a troll on a youtube comments thread. I weep for YOUR generation

[ashoftomorrow]

Seriously youtube? An ad for a metal and pipe sander called "Metabo"? Seriously?

[dedommeblabla]

from wich movie was this?

[mizelene]

@dedommeblabla Crank 2

[theEdgeeYout]

see a commercial before that shit that sucks !

[sargientcupcake]

What was sad is that was a pretty good action scene lol.

[scottydoesntknow255]

@MissNaomi000 wow, really?.... asking for advice on a possibly life-threatening condition through youtube comments.... I weep for my generation. 

[koechiaki777]

lol 232 people don't know how to eat a candy cane.

[LightV0id]

this guy is so badass, he punched a girl in the vag, and drop kicked an old lady

[yugiohtrcx]

I can't wait for the sequel: Diabetes:Type II.

[darkraven220]

@yugiohtrcx haha!!

[guestuser2468]

@yugiohtrcx oh man, thats just horrible, dark humor is just painful

[Andy50k1]

revenge is fuckin sweet! XD

[kclennon9]

i was really looking forward to seeing that old bitch get own at the end

[privacyplease1]

who the fuck comes out with ideas like this...

[CaptainAhab100]

"That's not how you eat candy canes!" *whips out shotty*

[MissNaomi000]

I am pregnant and was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Really scared. Doctor told me to track my foods & drinks in detail. Is there any good iPhone software that can help me track my diets easily? Really appreciate your info.

[GolfnGirlpbj]

zombiesniper95 I totally agree with you!! I am type one diabetic too!!! This video is a piece of retarded CRAP. :P

[Hound419]

Candy canes for sale!

[TheNewsRocket]

So in the actual moie crank does he only get two feet away from the room he woke up in?

[sparxcommander]

while i was watching this a ad popped up for type 2 diabetes

[slaiyfershin]

1:40 lol his pants had a hole right in the dick area.

[dethrik100]

i got an add for a drug for diabetics...

[lefty156]

1:28 CUNT PUNCH!

[pyrotrout]

Ooo, he punched that one nurse right in the ovaries.

[waffle25tolife]

the real movie was awsome

[GR1TH3R]

this is the funniest thing ive experienced all day lol

[rahagbab]

too bad candy cane guy didnt get to use his shotgun... ever

[Sasasaam]

For everyone hating on this video for making fun of Diabetes, this isn't making fun of Diabetes, but Jonathan Statham and Crank 2: High Voltage, which is, BTW, a hillarious movie!

[reinarosamunda]

@Sasasaam Jason man, his name is Jason, lmao!

[one4sorrow]

Okay I have T1 Diabetes and this was hilarious. They have it totally back to front. Of all the T1s that I've met in my life NONE were diagnosed with diabetes through a hypoglycemic attack. Our problem is that we don't produce any insulin at all which means there's no way for our cells to use the sugar in our blood. So basically we become hyperglycemic and go into DKA ie. critically high sugar levels. Despite their mistake it was still funny XD

[Riddickmofo]

@one4sorrow

Thanks for the post. Was wondering if what i knew about diabetes was all wrong when i saw this:P. But you confirmed that i had the right thought from the start + you added some more info to my mind :P

[SetaoReborn]

1:06, brilliant

[oufuck1928]

hahahaha now the only question left now is in which context they could make him fuck in public because of diabetes

[LanceizPro]

Why did it hurt the girl when she got punched in the crotch? *It's a c**t punch* Ohhhh

[zombiesniper95]

Why the f*ck do you think diabetes is funny???? I've got diabetes and I almost died of it! If you want to make such movies ok, but at least respect the people who have to fight diabetes each day of their live!!

[SyaoronSlayer]

@zombiesniper95 dude, learn to take a joke, seriously

[AntiHippy1]

@zombiesniper95 I happen to have type 1 diabetes and have almsot died twice myself. And honestly. this is the first time in my entire life ive ever seen somone make fun of diabetics. atleast it wasnt done cheaply. and or by a retarded 8 year old :l

[SetaoReborn]

@zombiesniper95 I think this is more a mock of Jason Statham and his movies than diabetes.

[1990Adamd]

@zombiesniper95 ....Statham is fighting diabetes too...

[21JuAnK12]

Fucking idiots i though was a real trailer

[andrewarismunandar]

The last part reminds me of a failblog video where a kid tries to break the window of a snack machine by doing the Chuck Norris kick

[Hippiehater1683]

I saw this right after watching Crank 2 High Voltage.

[LostWiind]

I usually like your videos, but I find this horribly offensive. I am fourteen and I've had Juvenille Diabetes since I was eight years old. This is not funny, this is rude. There's nothing funny about living with a tube in your side. I'm trying not to be mean about this, but it pains me to see people treating this like a joke. While some people are looking for cures to help us, others are making fun of it. Please before you make another one of these, put yourselves in our shoes.

~C.a.t

[WingAngelProductions]

@LostWiind You shouldn't of eaten so many candy bars fatty.

[LostWiind]

@WingAngelProductions

First of all, I'm ninety nine pounds. I'm underweight.

Second of all, I'm type ONE! It's GENETIC!

Type TWO is when your over weight! Type one is what you get when it runs in your FAMILY! Did I CHOOSE my family? No, so therefore It's not my fault!

I'm not going to get mad, though, because you are obviously ignorant of these facts. Glad I could help you get a better understanding!

~C.a.t

[WingAngelProductions]

@LostWiind Eat more candy bars slim Jim!

[LostWiind]

@WingAngelProductions I'm sorry, but what is your problem? I really don't appreciate you making jokes.

[WingAngelProductions]

@LostWiind This is youtube kid, you don't come on here expecting nice people.

[LostWiind]

@WingAngelProductions I don't. I come on expecting respectuful people.

[WingAngelProductions]

@LostWiind Then you're fucking crazy dude, this place is full of dickheads! :D

[LostWiind]

@WingAngelProductions Nice choice of words. I'm not going to continue arguing with you, though, because I'm way to excited. I just read that they are working on an implant to pretty much fix diabetes, and that it's being tested on people and everyone has been a success!

[LostWiind]

@WingAngelProductions Also, It's nice that you're twenty six and bothering fourteen year olds.

[WingAngelProductions]

@bhurstyy8 "A number of lifestyle factors are known to be important to the development of type 2 diabetes. In one study, those who had high levels of physical activity, a healthy diet, did not smoke, and consumed alcohol in moderation had an 82% lower rate of diabetes. When a normal weight was included the rate was 89% lower."

You see, I'm right.

[dunnowy123]

HA HA this is what would happen if Chev Chelios got diagnosed with diabetes...after all, pretty much every experience in a hospital he's had has been like this

[Jonnybox3]

haha makes more sense after watching crank 2

[CallOfBootyFan]

BEASTLY

[Neegee1]

college humor needs medical advice. Sugar would slow you down if you're type one.

[xxxfunnyguyxx08]

i'd so watch this

[silverbullet135]

I would totaly see that movie!!!!

[fermerwuvu]

candy canes!:D

[miiror13]

this actully looks like a intreisting movie if it were real i want to watch it

[mrkiky]

well as stupid as crank 2 was, this is stupid enough to be crank 3 LOL

[00masep00]

hey thats not how you eat candy canes!

[Tdi7457]

@00masep00 proof that that salesman is passionate about his work

[SuperLAFWorld]

Reminds me of Crank. The dude sounds like Statham but definitely doesn't look like him.

[KweilinGuilin]

not sad, not funny, and not jason statham

[TheRufus64]

Vadge Attack, Dismay in the Vajayjay, Game Ovaries 1:28

[SuperLAFWorld]

@TheRufus64 lol you watch Tosh too?

(Waits for a response: "Who's tosh?")

[TheRufus64]

@SuperLAFWorld haha exactly, those were just my original names that i did not take from anywhere...

[iCuMlOuD]

1:28 CUNT PUNCH!

[volvicwater22]

this actually makes me feel fucking awesome about having type 1 diabetes.

[Quarfindo]

Lol yaw'll know this is based off a real movie with Stathom in it. It's called Crank and it is dah shiiiiiiieeeet.

[TheBountyhunter89]

besides the hole diabetes thing i found this pretty funny

[SouthShoreProduction]

I expected WIlford Brimley to pop up "Diabeetus. That is all".

[amanzxz]

ohh this makes me want to watch Crank now

[MsRustySpoon]

I wish I need candy to live :<

[DavidGoldensings]

what a load of rubbish

[qwerty6517]

The candy-cane guy taking out the shotgun made my day!!!

[gunsofthemamaluigi]

in crank 3 jason statham must X to stay alive,

fill in the X with anything,

[terriermaxx]

@gunsofthemamaluigi jason statham must masterbate to stay alive XD

[theclipreaper]

@terriermaxx That IS actually a disease (saw on Scrubs), but you wont die (i think)

[bigsisbeast]

Fatality

[nateyj11]

If this was a real movie I'd watch it.

[hitsbam]

The body like Jason really? hahah

[RobbyJDawson]

This guy totally voiced 'Charlie The Drunk Guinea Pig'