"Stoned Cop Calls 911: A Drama"

[trilobright]

Oh man, this is giving me flashbacks from that time in high school, I thought I was a big toughguy because I was invited to a pot party with the "cool" kids. That one night I smoked an entire pack of marijuana cigarettes, overdosed, and ended up at the ER with my hands sewn onto my thighs. To this day I shudder and go into Panic Mode when I put my hands in my pockets and feel the spaghetti that's there today.

[TheConstantHaze]

"We made brownies,and I think we're dead,I really do"!!! FUCKING HILARIOUS

[MONTEL911]

OMG this funny AF when your high!!!

[sensiquest]

"But brownie-wise"

[orangecrushgirl20]

SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. OMFG THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE I AM DYING OMG.

[Irish16King]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!??!! - Do you have any animals? -Yeah I will Tidy Them Away now for you! WTF MAN! HOW DO YOU TIDY AWAY YOUR PETS??"?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!­??!!! my mind equal = bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oown

[TheLollipopZombie]

lol this is fuckin hilarious too listen to while high! fucking soooo funny

[cowgirls94]

Lol yeah we just smoked marijuana and yeah I think were dead.. fucking hilarious!!!!!

[MKCRVideos]

hilarious !



[PokerorDie]

Lmfao this is funny as fuck im high i can't tell if this is real or not

[dblaagggg]

My mother in law just got here too...

He just called everyone!! Lolololol

[AddEmergency]

Lol the lady is asking the dumbest most irrelevant questions.

[Mac2095]

@AddEmergency Yeah police dispatchers do this to keep people on the phone and focused and make sure they stay lucid when they get calls like this. This lady knows what she's doing, it's her job. Stop questioning it.

[pauljohn67]

The animation is so simple, yet adds such an epic element.

[nc3clan]

ate a quarter o of brownies shit. 1g brownie gets me fucked

[jinglejanglejingle73]

That is hilarious

[barakost]

a quarter ounce of weed, is that a lot, you guys? I would like to know, i am not too familiar with weed.. :D

[LisaBaby67]

I remember this. The cop lived in my area. The newscasters couldn't keep a straight face when they showed this story.

[ChrissG201]

@LisaBaby67 that's a shitload for a first time

[LisaBaby67]

@ChrissG201 True. (But I think this is a reenactment. This doesn't sound like the original tape.)

[stonerguy182]

stoned watching this its so funny my sides hurt

[olivia8ish]

@stonerguy182 I know XD

[wolfram316]

Her voice is so annoying. But love hearing this.. lmfao

[wolffInspector]

Bro as we as speaking I'm sucked down 4 cones , his just an amateur with too much pot

The cop bitched should of stopped sussing his life out ad just tell him to chill the fuck out and munch on some food

[DCSKATEALLDAYBRUH]

i wanna be that high



[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

Damn, I've made weed cookies before and it NEVER affected me like this LOL!

[xTOTALxRAGEx]

Lmfao whts the score 2 the red wings game ??

[AddieHikurin0206]

@cindybin2001

My cousin, who suffered AIDs from a tainted blood transfusion at the age 2, was given multiple medications. Many of them caused drastic weight loss and even a loss in appetite. He was given medicinal marijuana to stimulate his appetite, and, thanks to that, he was able to maintain a healthy weight and extended his life.

I hate people like you who try to post your idealistic nonsense about a perfect smut free world off on the population. Get over yourself and preach somewhere else.

[MsVanityVengeance]

It's not actually a stoned cop calling 911. It's just some random stoner out there. The title is diceiving. Lol.

[unyversalone]

@MsVanityVengeance Oh thats where your wrong. The dude was in fact a cop at the time. Not sure if hes still a cop anymore but i doubt it. The actual news report is here as well. Search "Police Officer Steals Marijuana".

[Tukuklan]

he didn't even sound stoned

sucks he lost his job for weed

[jakeload]

a quarter between 2 people would fuck you up so bad

[nickrod32]

@jakeload and they were noobs so they got waaaay high

[TheJaymack23]

iv run threw mcdonalds naked stoned bby

[dadiopimp]

he was prob just fuckin around then when the cops came in he was like "did i really just do that"

[Karendean]

To the guy who said his BP skyrocketing from "overdosing" on weed.. it was laced then. Your BP drops dramatically from too much bud, which is why your heart rate will accelerate.

You CAN overdose if you EAT too much but it needs to be in MASS quantities.

A quarter ounce will not do it.

The cop and his wife were probaly not used to weed at all and went gung ho (like most people do) Ive been there, and thought i was dying lol, but then i remembered its in my head, watched adult swim and was good.

[cindybin2001]

@Karendean That's terrible, nobody should use marijuana, it's a drug! A grown adult should be WELL PAST the age where they want to use a mind-altering drug to relax and unwind, enjoy life, get "buzzed", etc. What a thing to do. And of course that includes alcohol, which is also a drug. And where would you even FIND marijuana? It's ILLEGAL! I wouldn't know where to get it if I tried! Plus I have no desire to alter my mind. I have hobbies to relax and enjoy life.

[otherspaymybills]

LOL "whats the score in the red wings game?"

[MegaHomonaama]

A very sugary drink (Gatorade or simply a mix of water and tons of sugar) will take the effect down of being “too high”. You’ll still be high for a while after, but it will take you out of that “panic” or “too high” zone.

[snorkelinatv08]

I could imagine what the dispatcher did when she got home

"honey you would not believe what happened today!!

[907erin]

Rockintoke = whata pussy lol

[907erin]

Mayb they should have just smoked a joint going from never smoking pot to eating a entire batch of brownies is a big leap good god no wonder his ass thought he was dieing lol oh my mother in law just showed up to haha she just came to laugh at there dumb ass's

[noml12]

yeah hes dead lol

[TheRyanYates]

A quarter?!? It MUST be laced.

[SarzMuzik4Life]

@TheRyanYates not really, there's good shit out there that's not laced, a quarter is some heavy shit and it is intensified when baked into brownies

[TheOneartist]

@SarzMuzik4Life Yeah, I got so blazed once and felt like I was dying at points. That's some ego death stuff. Good experience. There's a good reason the cop was feeling that way.

[cindybin2001]

@TheOneartist That is TERRIBLE you just ADMIT you smoke pot! You say this on the Internet for all to see! Oh this makes me furious. When you type this on the World Wide Web, you HAVE to expect reaction. You have to expect that there will be peopoel who are appalled and sickened. How old are you, anyway?? Grow up! Set an example. We shouldn't use DRUGS to enjoy life. And that includes alcohol.

[TheOneartist]

@cindybin2001 Um, what person who smokes weed hasn't admitted online they smoke pot? There's entire forums. It's called free speech.

Also, if it wasn't for drugs, I'd be dead right now. You have any idea how many fevers I've had as a child, and had to take prescriptions from doctors? Or when I got my wisdom teeth removed and had to take painkillers? You know when you drink coffee and soda, you take caffeine, a drug more harmful than pot?

[TheOneartist]

@cindybin2001 Any medicine is a drug. And I am grown up. You know why? Because I don't live in fear of drugs. I'm educated enough to know pot and psychedelics are safe when used responsibly and are physically non-toxic and non-addictive.

I know never to use crap like heroin, or meth, or PCP, or even getting drunk on alcohol. I've never even had one drop.

Also, I recommend you take a look at the Old Testament's mistranslation of "kanneh-bosm", and research what manna actually is.

[AmericanPatriot92]

@cindybin2001

I smoke marijuana. It's pretty nice; not going to lie. You're totally entitled to your opinion of course. If you don't like it, don't smoke it. That's all. Peace.

[carbonmonoxcide]

anybody notice his last name is Sanchez

[blipoo98]

Sign me up!

[Glen67z]

"i think were dead i really do" HAHAHAHHAH

[TheGrassyass]

- is there any weapons in the house?

- you already asked me that.

LMAO!

[RockinToke]

I had two pot cookies a week ago and ended up in the ER. BP and pulse were skyrocketed. I was in the ICU for the night. Don't say you can't overdose on MJ because that's exactly what my discharge papers said. Freaked the shit outta me.. I've been smoking since 06 and I'll never smoke or eat weed again.

[Fl1pZOmG]

@RockinToke 0/10 worst troll ever.

[RockinToke]

@Fl1pZOmG I have no idea what "troll" means.. I have my Masters degree and work a lot so you'll have to enlighten me. Thanks.

[TheOneartist]

@RockinToke Can I say laced? Sounds like some speed in there or something.

[otherspaymybills]

@TheOneartist speed doesnt do that

[TheOneartist]

@otherspaymybills I'm not talking about the video, I was responding to someone's comment where he said he landed in the hospital and had a ridiculous pulse and was in a life-threatening condition. He said he had a reaction he never experienced in all his years of smoking. Which goes to show it wasn't just weed.

As for the video, yeah that was just some dank stuff man. I wish I had what the cop was having.

[RockinToke]

Can you please send rescue? hahaha

[RockinToke]

"Please come!" hahaha

[Gigglygayguy]

ahaha! I think were dead! LAWLS!

[milkycraties]

i think we're dead. i really do.

[Radikal08]

Oh man I watched this for nothing!!! I was just waiting to hear her reaction when he told her that he is a cop, f sake.

[LoveHjerten88]

Omg!!! hahaha! Officers should not try weed! They shared 7g.....and brownies the first time....jesus christ..

[TWISM1337]

Hahaha love it ^^ Baaaaaaaad trip.

[mg03nma]

I got fucked up on shrooms once.

Got the feeling I was dead or about to die to, but that was more a feeling of relief not dread. I'd do it again if I could.

And once I smoked so much I felt like I was the air. I'd also want to do that again.

Only drug related thing I haven't liked and wouldn't want to do again is drink a lot.

[IcenaldicN00bTuber]

'Are there any weapons in the house??'

Dumb Americans. Legalizing weapons, but already seeing it as a thread. Where is le logic!!???

[420DROOPS21]

hahaha hes watching tv lol

[Budfam74]

Yeah like if you were dead I don't suppose it,d be 3 all in the redskins game..lol

[BonifacioH2K]

Guy's listen he doesn't say we overdosed he said the weed may have had something you guy's seriously dont know shit about weed people q rub the weed in liquid cocaine or in heroin and you can die from that so watch out from who u buy it

[glayiscool]

@BonifacioH2K ahh man, the illogical part of that is that cocaine and heroin is soooo much more expensive, so it wont get laced with it, also weed is straightforawrd looking u can cut coke with sugar, but not weed

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

just classic..

[tippmannperson]

I'd be more worried about the 5-6 Vicodin pills my wife has been taking for a year lol.

[gangs125]

lmao a quarter that all!!

[xvsify]

ive greened of brownies before just terrible experience

[CyberMan14]

Is there any dogs? Cats?

I'll put them away for you.

Haa.

[SevenFootPelican]

"Please come.... no, I think we're dying... uh I don't know we made brownies, and I think we're dead.. I really do".

HAHAHAHAHA it's hilarious how casually he says "I think we're dead, I really do". Haha, OMG this is hilarious, especially when you're stoned watching this.

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@SevenFootPelican

He sounds kinda like me the first time I got stoned, with a coworker. I kept looking out the window thinking we were being watched by the 5-0 or something but never called anyone! LOL The only time weed ever made me paranoid.

[MLackman]

@SevenFootPelican Please come.. what time is it?

[owned0110]

Haha they got high as hell. He said they were dead

[greghmn]

it takes 1500 lbs. of weed ingested in a 14 min. period to kill someone. what a dumbass!

[ChaucersSquire]

What's the score of the Red Wings game? Hahahahaha!

[iloveredsox7020]

wow.. a quater ounce.. omg.. and hour and a half ago.. wtf.. lmao!!!!!! FUNNY!

[jlmojica7]

train by day, joe rogan podcast by night, all day

[d3221ck]

wow, they should of faked sending the help, save the guy a job, and then just keep the call for laughs.

[foshiz95]

haha omg i just made firecrackers and ate them and im watching this its funny as hell

[woooooooooooooooo25]

This is so trippy! /watch?v=PVwK3qh2RgM

[fukinbubbles69]

Hahahhahaa Effinq Classic

[udubcreators]

red wings game. LMFAO

[DntTlkAbtFightClub]

Uh oh... oh no.... poop is sliding against my balls

[vJDubbsV]

what a fucking dumbshit you cant die from pot

[UrgeToToke]

@vJDubbsV Why did you even type that? He's obviously paronoid

[Maxandtheletter7]

anyone seen the inbetweeners? UK show? it's a straight copy of this

[lakotahgirl]

Hmm...dumbshit. lolll

[420JimmyX]

LMFAO he called his mother in law too XD

[SkaterLoveCandy]

My fav haha there wasting it lol

[Irish16King]

Time is going really really really slow HURRRY ARHGHGGH

[iuaz]

"there coulda been something in the marawanaaa" LOL!!

[mrtundra45]

eating weed has stronger body/physical effects rather than smoking which is more mental/psycological..........i­t makes you feel HEAVY

[Whiteredrhino]

Eating it affects me far differently than inhaling it. Makes me feel sick as opposed to euphoric.

[Whiteredrhino]

.... And my mother-in-law just pulled in too....

[fatskater134]

smoked dro for the first time last week and i was freakin the fuck out, i thought i could see the future

[disturbedchick895]

this is so badd!!!! never ask a stoned person that many questions, and the way shes freaking out!!!

[dscribbz]

A quarter?  Pussies.

[misswhyaname]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHAHA

[MrAreix]

Eating a quarter oz for your first time in brownies Omg i would even be fucked lol

[akatsuki363]

you can relate to that guy if you're feeling what he is

[7Trisanaty7]

LOL thumbs up if youve been this stoned before x)

but seriously.. horrible times..

[BfmvJake]

@7Trisanaty7 I was this high like an hour ago, it sucks when it happens but as soon as you come down you feel dumb lol im still high

[7Trisanaty7]

@BfmvJake exactly.. thats it exactly lol he must of been face palming for days when he woke up in jail xD

[GirKitten]

@7Trisanaty7 Hahahaha! XD Oh em gee, I love that you put this.<3 I was so fucked up I thought that if I fell asleep I would die. xD

[NakaminGaming]

@7Trisanaty7 It was fun for me, as long as you don't freak out...

[danroh001]

@7Trisanaty7

my god, last night we cooked brownies and ate shit load too fast. Got COMPLETELY fucked up and all I can think in my head was this video... HAHAHA "Should we call 911?" AHAHHAHA but yea srsly.. horrible times..

[pearlmeninnoa]

@7Trisanaty7 i saw a white light when i was in a car i thought i was dying it was just another car.

[DeathToFrankLung]

@7Trisanaty7 hahaha so classic, i have been this stoned, and ya, its horrible but still, so funny hahahahahaha.

[BigThier96]

- a quarter oz

- did you guys eat all the brownies

- yes we did

LMFAO

[BigThier96]

"she's barely breathing"

hahahahaha

[getRushh]

YOU ARE NOT DEAD, JUST REALLY FUCKING STONED

[aciidphreeek]

if u wanna get baked google ultimate marijuana firecracker recipe & ENJOY your welcome!

[nickrod32]

good times I get really fucking stoned from 1.5g

[hachacha147]

its funny how im watching this at 9 :P

[Phenix456123]

@lupusrexz

You don't know what kind of weed they were eating ;)

[BahoUtot]

Man I'm soo fucking stoned right now, I was gasping for air holding LMAO for the first couple of minutes... but the fucking windows noise on 1:54 was the fucking limit man. HAHA

[skater4life0977]

Lol you could tell that 911 speaker was like.. you retard.

[jordand619]

i think were dead

[stephenvaldes]

how do you know it was a cop?

[FamousFaction]

@stephenvaldes It was on tru t.v.

[lupusrexz]

What's soo funny is that you can't have an overdose XD, and if it was an overdose, how can he still be talking, his wife must be laughing her butt off in the back

[aciidphreeek]

@lupusrexz idiot edibles are the only way you'll overdose on weed.. and yes you can od on it but if you were smoking it you'd die of co2 poisoning first

[YourNeonLove]

ohjjeeeeeez <333

[msfabre82]

lol living room ground

[davisfontanes]

Oy been there not a very fun place!!! But I had space cake Bon Bon unfortunately it was laced and so my high was chaotic! But nonetheless I haven't touched ganja in 10 years lol ;) this was hilarious though HAHAHHA

[asianomatic]

Notice she only wonders if they took anything BESIDES weed. Ahaha

[saikoscocial]

Damn you guys! my ribs hurt now! that was funny as hell!!!!!

[a7xfan1121]

what's the score of the red wings game?

[a7xfan1121]

That dude got FUCKED UP

[thezenfuldog]

I want what he's smokin!

[superhuglife]

damn i want some of that weed.

[memphisgrownman]

@superhuglife me too

[tyler2011chs]

Mother in law

[cjbowling20]

why does she keep asking so many dang questions?

[cjbowling20]

dude this guy was so stoned

[constantrvlr]

lol, who gets a fever from pot?

[LalaAlbidewy]

" I think we are dead, I really do" hahahaha

[istrehn]

@Pazimov1 #FAIL #OMG #LOL

[istrehn]

@velcro87

[Camel5hark]

I can imagine that this would be @FluffeeTalks.

[Plusquevie]

this is probably fake, someones attempt at giving marijauana a bad name, plus a quarter ounce in brownies isnt going to get someone that stoned..

[Rosebunse]

@Plusquevie That seems a little far for just a prank. Plus, the guy was a cop! And listen to the voice of the operator as the call goes on. I really don't think this was a hoax.

[Plusquevie]

@Rosebunse i wouldnt say its a prank but its just an attempt to give marijauna a bad name. theres absolutely no bad side effects from marijauna, all marijauna feels like is a heavier more clean tobacco smoke. thats all.

[Rosebunse]

@Plusquevie I wouldn't say that MJ has no bad side effects. My brother is addicted to it-don't ask me how, but he is-and it's been shown to cause schizophrenia earlier. And it's really not the best thing to pair with anything. And even in medical MJ, you can get all the same health benefits from simply injecting THC, you don't even have to smoke it! I think potheads just like to downplay the negative side of it. That being said, there is something very wrong with the guy in this video.

[Plusquevie]

@Rosebunse yeah the guy in the video is mentally handicapped... and shooting things into your body is very illegal

[Rosebunse]

@Plusquevie Oh no, I meant that in a medical setting it would be better to inject the THC than let the patient smoke it. I don't condone the "shooting up" of any drug like that. I just like screwing with potheads :P

[vansboardsk8er12]

@Rosebunse your brother has a habit, not an addiction. addiction would mean that if he were to stop cold turkey he would have bad side affects lol my guess is that he just loves the ganja and needs to control his shit. i have read stories of patients with schizophrenia smoking weed and saying it made the voices stop. injecting thc doesnt have all the therapeutic affects smoking or better yet vaporizing has. if i had enough writing space i would go on about why smoking it is also not bad for you.

[Rosebunse]

@vansboardsk8er12 Oh, he has wonderful withdrawals. He's violent and moody and constipated. When he's smoking, he's lazy. I know most people who smoke weed don't get addicted, but you always have people who do get addicted to it. And there are people who have bad trips, that's the way it is. My brother is one of those people who just can't handle it and self-medicates with it. He steals and everything to get it. It's annoying. I wish he was doing something else so that people would believe me.

[vansboardsk8er12]

@Rosebunse well thats shittty man. hope he can stop! too much of anything is bad

[Rosebunse]

@vansboardsk8er12 Got that right.

[detBits]

@Plusquevie Nope, it was on the news :P

[Plusquevie]

how can he be a police officer if he said there are no weapons in his house?

[The1Arab1World]

when you have them brownies you don't go call the cop's,you fuck your wife

[Rosebunse]

@The1Arab1World He was so stoned that he forgot that part.