Fight Club (Moron version)

[ProSkilllz]

if you wear a sport jacket while making a youtube video, YOUR A MORON!

if you look like a member of boyzone. YOUR A MORON!

if you pretend to talk to someone on a phone.YOUR A MORON!

if you make a youtube video talking about a movie talking shit.YOUR A MORON!

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MORON

[jl287771]

this kid is a moron and he looks like hes 15

[Althala]

Motther Fucker ! He should fuck his self in his asshole !

[mrmoonwalk100]

Pause this video periodically and look at his face.

[Eliotzo]

I bet you have been in a fight, For not shutting the fuck up. God damn your voice is so annoying.

[TheNumba9]

where is the actual fight club part in this vid?

can you do us a favour and bring it out with you wen you come out of your closet?

thank you

[95lostcause95]

videos like this make me so mad

[jebjebs]

To be honest i couldnt give a shit about celeb news i have my own life dont really see the point in following other peoples lives man rest of the video was pretty good not really the kind of thing i would choose to watch.

[ISeeEdward]

ya i think Spunk Ronsoms got a gf named o idk......KRISTEN STEWART!!!! or he could be dating Spunk Ransom...kewl. LOL!

[SterphanieWood]

Hmmm, does it not occur to people that just because he's only been in love twice doesn't mean he doesn't have a girlfriend? Well, I didn't know you can pick random people without knowing them to be your lover. I guess I was wrong.

[3im3arLuvsSheep]

idk i mean why would anyone wanna date him? he smells!!

U can waddle but you cant hide!!

[cluberda1]

I think he's holding out for Kristen. Cuz every guy wants what he can't have...HA HA HA!

P.S. I really AM my own country!

[7249674]

CRAzY people indeed! ur really something - FIGHT CLUB?! lol seriously...

[ebbymac1]

Don't talk about the fight club.

[xoxzippiexox123]

ok mabey this is just because i dont want him too have a girlfriend but anyhwho no he says that he want someone to love him not his fame and money.

[flummox99]

i don't think he has a girlfriend because on one of your vids you said he had only been in love 2 times. maybe he just wait'en for the rite girl

[D924W]

no the only ppl u c him w/ is camillia bell and kisten stwert and camillia and him just seem like good friends (joe and her look better together) and kisten has a bf

[platypuspower24]

omg .....I see gonzo beans and vitamin water behid you...purple vitamin water!!!

[shebitmylip]

I know i'm a week late

but fuck it jaden

i love you.

[JessieNation1]

Ahhh omg luv dis video!

JadenNation FTW!!!!

Subcribe to him!

[Jessica0woody]

Lol,the whole 2010 cars in 2009 never made since to me either:D Glad to know Im not alone:P

[leechlover1]

ikr why realese a car a hole year early???

[Jessica0woody]

I know!! But lots of people are car crazy so they might not have been able to wait a year, but its still stupid in my oppion:P

[Samhaiine]

5stars for mental instability!! OMg excellent just excelent

[Samhaiine]

hurray I'm not a moron:P I'm happy now

[purple31princess]

well... I dont really think its our buisness if he has a girlfriend. LOL I agree with jaemienae1124 hahaha he IS still fun to look at. :)

[FutureMrsNickJJonas1]

hmmm.....no clue???????????

[FutureMrsNickJJonas1]

i know it is hard to believe but I just tried vitamin water last friday and now i'm "obsessed" with it...i ♥ you jaden

[AlyssaLies]

I don't think he does. Cause I'm hiding him in my closet. I just let him out for interviews and movie making ^_^

Sorry I havn't been stopping by your bogTV! I've been super busy! It's Thursday this week right?!

[xXEndOfTheLineXx]

haha I know what you mean about the April editions of magazines coming out in March and the 2010 cars coming out in the beginning of 2009... I also don't get it...

And when you asked the question it made me think about yesterday when I was talking with someone I work with and she said "Yes... I'm married to Robert Pattinson!! There! Now someone knows!" lol yep But I don't think he has a girlfriend, and if he does then he's VERY sneaky about it...

[puck4life]

hmm...how do i put this nice... Rob is hot ect...but he goes for the wrong girls...therefore he does not have a girlfriend...

[playmealulluby]

I don't think rob has a girlfriend.

But you and kaleb...fighting at twicon. priceless

[Staceyannie]

prisoncam 0.o hah!

[GoldenOnyx17]

I think he's just messing around and going to clubs and meeting chicks. I don't see how he could maintain a girfriend right now.

[CoveredInFeathers17]

Rob has a girlfriend.

Its me! DUH

[KlumsyBellagirl]

Rob, doesn't have a gf. He is a moron, and Joe jonas and his small stuff stole Camilla Belle

[mEllenTheFruit]

I wouldn't be surprised if he does have a girlfriend.

But perhaps he isn't lying. That'd be a bit off.

I think there's so many girls going after him that he probably doesn't have a girlfriend. He just hooks up with random chicks all the time but is very sneaky about it. Whooo.

[LlamasOnCrack]

Have you ever thought of changing that HAMMERTIME to something moar persunal to YEW?

Like

CLICK! JADENTIME!

[Seizuretastical]

Oh god, is that why you twitter'd about fight club the other day? That is AMAZING I mean SICK.

But yeah, I think he's secretly dating Daniel Radcliff. I mean, it's so much more interesting than him dating Kristen or some other girl, isn't it?

[TheHolyThief]

You dissing minesweepers, bro?

How do you think I single-handedly stopped WW3?

Geez. Ignorance is bliss.

[mysilentplea]

I don't think he does, but than again, who knows? But hey, if anyone sees him, sned him my way just in case. :D

[xoxWolfbanexox]

Hmm...not sure. He could definitely have a gf and that he is being smart on keeping her on the DL. But my hunch is that he doesn't. What sort of 22 year old male would have only one gf when he could get anyone he wanted. He'd have the pick of thousands of dirls whereever he went!

[sorasgrl18]

His girlfriend might be Natalie Portman!

[person10001]

He totally has a gf,

he's just hiding it!!

[juliusmariano]

wow, now i wanna be my own country!

-TheOJ lol

[rabidvampire0422]

I guess I'm a moron.... :) That lightbulb one got me.

No, Rob doesn't have a girlfriend. *whispers* He likes men...

[JessFaye1306]

well if you think one month is fast, i just got the JUNE edition of my magazine. lol

[twilightfanpire0513]

If Rob had a GF there would be like billions of pics with him and one specific girl. The paparazzi stalk him, so I think we'd know by now.

[EthanLoomis]

haha I never got that either... why the editions of magazines and such are always like one month ahead. You make me laugh.

[TheVictoriaPoet]

Uhm I think he doesn't have a girlfriend. Mwahaha.

[xXYasuUchihaXx]

you are very funny hehe makes me LOL litterally... i dont think hed have one millions of girls and boys love him cause he was edward so i think hed keep away from having one for now

[funnyface2929]

I just subscribed to you because DaniGirl00 told me to and I am so glad I did! You are soooo hilarious!!!!!

And I think Robert Pattinson doesn't have a girlfriend...at least...I hope not:(

[SkylerAnne2012]

I'm sorry, but Kaleb would pwn you. I'm lieing. To be honest, you'd probably win. But then again, don't under estimate the awesome.

No offense.

I don't think Rob has a girlfriend. He tells everyone practically everything about himself the way it is. I don't think he'd be able to hide a girlfriend.

[turquoisepenguin]

THE MAYOR OF HOUSTON IS BILL WHITE.

I found that out and thought I would share. XD

[Flweep]

I know riiight?

There is absolutley NO TWILIGHT NEWS at all.

Andd I think

Rob

has

a girlfriend.

But, i could care lesss.~ Haha.

[CourteyQ22]

I dont think that Rob has a GF, he's too... I dont know, involved in the media, it would make it REALLY hard to hide a GF

[theflawintheplan]

YES. HIT KALEB AT SLAUGHTERCON PLZ.

[pennygoo]

o yeah it's like joining a 2010 photo contest when it's for the year 2009! makes no sense. hi.

hah! and whyyy would i care about rob patterson?

hm. anyway i dont think he has one... because he's gay!! dun-dun-dun-dunnnnnnnnnn!

[hotpinkbaba]

I dont think he has a girlfriend!!!

Every girl that he would acally want (not me, a 14.5 year old from Texas) probably doesnt want him (1. bad higing (but if he chose me we would get through that) 2. He smokes 3. ALL the poperatzi 4. He's not exacly the romantic type (he said so himself and he said he has never been in love))

So I do NOT think he has a girl friend!!!

[FlamingTaco1479]

Rob is too awkward to be able to hide a GF. He once told a magazine he bought new underpanties the day before. Does anyone seriously think he'd be able to keep a GF secreT?! I don't.

~Moriah

[jaykay1615]

I really don't think he has a girlfriend. And I don't think that it's because he's trying to keep "her" under wraps, I just don't think he has one ..the end. :)

Btw, do you remember a time when WE were actually telling our measly 50 subs to help YOU get subs? Lol ..oh how things have changed :)

Good luck with the guitar--I went four days without mine and almost lost my mind.

<3-Krystina

[LaughterIsEvrything]

In your own words lollercoaster!! Jaden you make my day! I love your videos. Btw, today in class I tried some of the 25 ways to annoy your teacher. :)

[babybott330]

OH, do I hear the short bus pulling up? LOL

Amo and cocaine? Nice....

I really don't even care if he has a girlfriend. I don't think he does, though. He seems like he thinks he's above having to have just one girl....

BTW, no ad boxed popped up when I watched.

[1800twilight]

well in real life no i do not think he has a gf but in my world YES HE DOES...ME!!!!!!lol

[JessieNation1]

Well Dip he has a girlfriend.Jaden of course!He does its his teddy!U no the feeling right?Well i sure do.....Wow i miss my teddy :(

[prettyprincess226]

i dont think so.

[RakeyCullen]

Well, obviously Rob has a girlfriend. I only know that because that girlfriend is ME. Wait... are we talking real life here or Rachel's dreams here? Real life? DAMN YOUR CRABCAKES!

But for rizzle, I have no idea about his dating status. I like what Chris (ily) said about fangirls murdering a hypothetical gf in her sleep. Not that I would do that. Nope. Not me.

[ericaamachelle]

no, i don't think rob has a girlfriend.

i'm sure he's too busy for one, or just can't find one without her being a crazed fan.

[JohnsHouseofFun]

That freaking short bus always tries to pick me up at my house.

[elljaybby]

Dude, I never got the whole month thing either with magazines. April issue, in march? It doesn't make sense.

Your ads didn't show! :(

I don't think that Rob has a girlfriend.. ?

Anddd, AW! No videos for ONE WEEK?

*Tear*

[FueledByIsabel]

JADEN we haven't talked in forever.

<3

[chrispy0111lol]

HAHA.

you did the stewie laugh at 2:39 . ;)

i think if rob did have a girlfriend, he'd be scared to bring her out in public. all his fangirls might murder her in her sleep. x]

[kaitipants]

He is a ninja and probably has a girlfriend in 6 different countries. JS.

[CaPuce16]

I don't believe Rob has a girlfriend. Well, actually I HOPE he doesn't have a gf :D He's too watched closely, and I don't think he could hide something like this...

And KStew said that he can't lie...

*Meditating on it*

Anyway, no vid for ONE WHOLE WEEK ?? :s

Anyway, enjoy your break :)

[CherryliciousCutie]

i didn`t see any ads for you !

... well someone doesn`t seem to want you to make money . ;D

anyway ;

i don`t think rob has a girlfriend .

:|

[lucybabe56]

aha oh God you're hilarious.

[Niightwalker08]

Actually I truly believe he doesn't have a girlfriend. The paparazzi would have caught her by now

[Halobreakerrr]

Same.

<3

[sceneghettohxc]

Hahaha did you see the 'trailer' for Minesweeper: The Movie ? I aspire to have that as my job.

...Don't talk about Fight Club! oh... that too.

Corinne!

[jadennation]

YES. I love that trailer so much. I was thinking of it while I was filming. ;)

[katnaej]

Hmn, does Rob have a girlfriend. What a popular question. It seems to me like he'd be too dang busy to have one. But I suppose since he's so famous now, if he *does* have a girlfriend, she probably doesn't mind that.

[MrsJasperHale08]

I do think that Rob has a gf and prolly is trying to keep it on the DL.

Yay 1st comment!!! This never happens to me woot

lol <3 Josie

[jadennation]

What a sneaky man... ;)

[cosmicchik]

I see no ads,yo. :/ No bigger bridge for you!

I don't think he's lying about not having a girlfriend. :/ I'm not sure why,just a hunch that he isn't lying.

[jadennation]

Yeah, Youtube is taking a long time to enable Revenue Sharing.... WHERE ARE MY ADS?! ;)