Youtube Poop: Billy Mays - The Awesome Toxic Spray

[MushFarmer]

girl, "The CAT"

[epa316]

My fav was "suck my balls Carla!" OK! 1:10

[43darkNero]

"delicous semen" LOL

[camotristan]

" I recommend my dick in your ass!"

lol, best line ever

[TheHasanMurat]

"Giving away boner" to all new callers. LOOL

[NuggetPumpkin]

hella laughs

[KanadianKyuubi]

MOLDY ROTTEN ASSHOLE

[Digitalizedx]

1:10 SUCK MA BALLZ CARLA

[MoreLikeCappuccino]

that cellphone jupiter jack part made me laugh the most lol

[Slipknotx19]

The first time you use it, you'll be sent to your grave!

[3LfenLi3dx]

LMFAO!!!!!

[jklug11]

"I recomend my dick your ass." Hmm, I think I won't be buying from him anytime soon.

[mish17a]

lmfao this is so funny make more

[GamerGod9590]

Suck my balls, Carla.

OKAY!!!

[NotKuar]

It's that easy!

[uy5292]

"Using a cell phone while driving is safe. If you die, call now!"

[Twisted4000]

I love how Billy Mays is like a psychopath in these YTPs.

[FKITC]

eliminate some damn kids WOW!

[JunKazamaFan]

"The Awesome Toxic Spray can kill anything up to 50 ft. away." Perfect, I'll take it! I'm not guilty of driving while sucking cock, but I still want the Jack Hass, too. I'm going to order right now to get that free boner!

[Iife]

Hands-down one of the most hilarious YTPs in this dimension

[DanMCrisisX]

I am very angry. I ordered and did not get my free boner.

[BonkHazard]

@DanMCrisisX you were too late suck it up soldier! you dont need free stuff to stay safe if fighting sure is to result in victory then you must fight! and suck the no free stuff up!

[TheIronMessiah]

To eliminate THE CAT!

[Yoda95502]

We are givig away a bonner with today's order.

[Darkinie89]

are you one of the millions that are guilty of sucking cock

[Mxdude737]

Holy fucking shit, this YTP was great :D

[PostalOverKill]

@Mxdude737 I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[ChicagoRocks911]

Best billy mays ytp ever

[MegaZack30]

EILLMATE THE D*** KIDS WOW!!!!!!!!!!

[Pyroguy9000]

Billy Mays YTP are the best

[smawzyv]

I like how he talks about how you should everyone, then says "It's that easy" with a friendly smile.

[XiCoRTheSaiyan]

1:23 I recommend my cock in your ass

[Austinpwns98]

R u one of the millions guilty of driving while sucking cock?? LMAO

[Austinpwns98]

LMAO

[WizzoPro9476]

0:45 Delicious Semen!!!

[Tristanijan]

Jack ass in 1:06

[Keeperofsecretsch60]

Molddey rotten hassle LOL \:=)

[Keeperofsecretsch60]

Sounds like he's saying "the awesome toxic grey" at the start.

[SIRVER123456789]

it can kill thing up to 50 ft away lol

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

LOL

[TheInstantClassic1]

A quicker way to off myself? Goodbye Suicide Putty, hello Awesome Toxic Spray!!!!

[deathfire3333]

5 people didnt get sent to their graves on their first use

[aShLeYlUvSrOcK098]

Oh billy mays. He's moved on to yelling at angels on the t.v. in the sky... :)

[Arkitakama777]

Hai Recumend mah tik in yur hash...

[Mirage521]

Ya got me at "we're giving away a boner with all of today's orders." xDDD

Laughed my ass off!

[feioncastor]

Moldy Rotten asshole, delicious semen, it's the best.

[CameronOneSevenVlogs]

1:06

*RING*

Billy: HI IT'S BILLY!!!!

Carla: Hi Billy! It Carla,

Billy: SUCK MY BALLS CARLA!!!!!!!!!!!

Carla: Okay.

*Hangs Up*

[EpicEudy]

three words............. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[CRoyJenkins1]

"the first time you use it, you'll be sent to your grave" XD

[Mosse190]

Sounds potent.

[Vikkiclark1999]

Hey Billy Its Carla

Suck my balls Carla

Okay!

[mistylugia425]

In my car the jupiter jack is illegal XDDDDD

[chucknorriseatspie]

i recommed my dick in ur ass lmao

[Kingddd333]

in my car, the jupiter jack is illegal

[aToastToAllToasters]

hi it's billy

hey billy it is carla

suck my balls carla ! haha awesome

[xXBLADEXx58]

Lol if u call now we're giving away a free Boner

[20mat]

5 people are guilty of driving while sucking cock

[ThreeSevenSpeedway]

Just pick the people you wanna kill and spray XD

[MidnaKoopa]

Ohhh-ho-hoh... I should not have laughed as hard at this as I did.

[InceRumul]

It feels like I'm flipping through hundreds of channels of Billy Mays commercials.

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

Suck my balls carla

[PlayStationRoxFools]

@DJKNOWNRULEZ ok

[61themax61]

Suck his balsa Carla

[MutantClannfear]

I must listen to your recommendation, Billy.

[bastardrian]

suck my balls carla

[Oblivion23roblox]

Billy Mays must have used the Awesome Toxic Spray.

[Gtyyler]

We're giving a boner with all of today's orders

[XxAngiexXRPI]

does anyone know the name of the billy mays poop where he wants to take your money and that he says YOU LOVE BILLY MAYS LIKE YOUR OWN CHILD, GIVE BILLY MAYS MONEY

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI iCan't insurance

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 thanka :)

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI you're welcome :)



[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 I <3 billy mays poops :D

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI Me too ^_^ they are funny.

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 more like amazing XD

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI yup XD my favorite is the Billy Hammer.

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 I <3 the billy mays suiside putty

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI That one is funny too. ^_^

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 lol it sure is

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI Have you seen Billy Mays Hates Animals? Its funny too.

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 nope not yet

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI O_O really? You should see it.

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 I will lols I'm gonna look it up later today (12:04AM)

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI Have you seen Billy Mays Hates Animals? Its funny too.

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 i just saw it lol

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI lol its funny right? ^_^

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 lol I always wanna wake up and hit my dog with a hammer LOL jk

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI lol Billy Mays is so evil yet convincing :P

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 yup he sure is I'm also gonna see if I can order some suicide putty

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI OMG why?

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 CAUSE BILLY MAYS MADE IT XD and if I hang myself within the next five minutes he'll send me not one, but TWO orders of suicide putty FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI I'm going to get the iCan't insurance. I love Billy Mays than my life lol XD

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 cool me tooohe has nothing to lose, but everything to gain :P

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI And then maybe I'll get the impact gel. It breaks down INSTANTLY!!! XD

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 LOLOLOLOL

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI LOLOLOL

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 so what are you doing

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI Nothing much I just woke up :P its almost 8:00am here you?

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 got out of school took a nap and I'm now about to take a shower it's 7:32pm where I live

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI Oh thats cool. I live in the U.S.A.

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 me too

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI Thats cool.

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 lol making your money my money is something I'm really passionate about XD

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI lol you love Billy Mays more than your life!!! XD

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 looooooooooools i have nothing to lose but everything to gain :P

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI I'm going to run over my hand with this car.... YOU SHITTING ME?! XD

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@imansmith017 XD I LOVE THAT PART

[imansmith017]

@XxAngiexXRPI XD I know!!!

[noodlez1131]

5 people want billy's dick in their arse

[breannx00]

Using a cell phone and driving is safe, and you can die!

[SuperRustyshackelfer]

1:14 best part

[ThePS360elite1]

1:07 best part!

[michaelmlt]

" Suck my balls Carla.... OK"

[AsaiMoonsault]

"And remember, don't forget to change the home, and screw a new hooker!"

[mrtacointhebox]

@AsaiMoonsault i think its change the hoe ;) haha

[AsaiMoonsault]

@mrtacointhebox Well, darn! That DOES make more sense! Thanks!

[PhoenixProductions66]

"suck my cock Carla"!

[TheFakestMexican]

dude, lmfao. what the fuck is he saying half the time

[MegaBlackjack13]

haha so freakin hilarious 

[anonymousdrifter]

Achievement unlocked: Be the first video to drive me to tears

[Gimmesuga3]

:45 Delicious semen lol

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

Hi its billy!

Suck my balls Carla!

Ok!

I recommend my dlck in your azz

[bopanddrop]

Suck ms balls Karla ...ok haha best part !!!:D

[Fyuzseion]

4 people didn't get a boner with their orders.

[Protaholyadin]

Im one of the millions that is guilty of driving wile sucking cock.

[ImTheDude909]

@Protaholyadin HhHAAHAHHAHA I was in tears after that part.

[Protaholyadin]

@ImTheDude909 Suck my balls Carla, OK!

[UberCoolBen]

Remember - don't forget to change the hole and screw a new hooker.

[qwertyism8]

lol, if you look at the video statistics the common audience gender is male, male, and male... why dose that not surprise me?

[LarsonFilms2]

Some one should use that on Justin Bieber.

[gdiogh]

we are giving away a boner with all of todays orders.

i recommend my d*ck up ur ass. XD

[Bulbasaurdude]

*Phone rings*

Billy: Hi, its BIlly!

Carla: Hey Billy its Carla!

Billy: Suck my balls Carla!

Carla: OK!

*Hangs up*

[LargeFG7777]

0:53 "I use it here...TO ELIMINATE!" ROFL

[thesilverskull190]

okay, i admit it... i'm guilty

[teknokrat1]

just pick the people you want to kill, and spray. lol!

[RecklessTornado]

the first time u use it, ull be sent to your grave!

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

moldy rotten asshole

[weredaxter]

billy mays here with the jack ass

carla:Hey Billy its carla!

Billy:suck mah bawls carla

carla:ok!

*call now were giving away a free boner if you call right now!*

bILLY:I RECCOMEND MY DICK IN UR ASS

ME:LMFAO

[CCCPWarHammer]

@weredaxter lol omfg i know right lol

[SLIPKNOTmaggot262]

I only called for the free boner.

[thekingofhyrule532]

3 pepole smell like skunk shit

[ddgafd]

I gotta stop watching your videos, I'm in danger of killing myself with laughter.

[irock1335]

i reccomend my dick in ur ass LMAO

[farbodmovagharnemati]

@TheSkittleFilms i hate those stuff 2 but without them u tube wont be free any more so stop.

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

@farbodmovagharnemati prove it

[Derekthepersonable]

The first time you use it,you'll be sent to your grave! lol

[jimmymack94]

1:20 We're giving away a boner with all of today's orders

[Paintingguy2]

LOLOLOLOL!

Press "8"!!!!!!

[sethat8e]

oh Billy Maes, your legacy lives on !!!!!!!!!!

[LOLBling1907]

"Are you a victim of driving while sucking a cock?" why?..why?!

[darkarbiter7]

Mouldy, rotten asshole.

EWWWW

[Triped706]

to eliminate the damn kids XD

[LightningFever86]

"We're giving away a boner with all of today's orders."

[Mw2kingv2]

A boner with all of todays orders? Sounds good to me

[nuke00]

Are you one of the millions driving while sucking cock hahahahahaha

[feioncastor]

Delicious Semen?