Feminist Bookstore Part 2

[fishnose1]

Can you feel the sting on your buttocks???

[ando1135]

9 people couldn't feel the AC!

[christentze]

i love how you can hear someone suppressing a laugh at 3:10ish.

[LaDiscoTetris]

'overbodied'... interesting word :p

[Saternoc]

I could've watched Candice asking Toni if she felt the AC for like 30 seconds longer. Carrie's blank stare made it work.

[tbonesullivan1]

9 people don't listen to their vegetables sing.

[christentze]

for some reason, i think she may have had a beef with the a.c. but im not sure... lol.

[christentze]

"I don't know what chard is."

"Chard is a leeeeefy green."

lol, i love you, carrie brownstein.

[grapefruitiswinning]

"If the chard in my garden were singing, that is the song it would sing to me"

[dudet56]

"Facking" XD

[l0velytashia]

The labtop story is ridiculous lol

[ADDISONMCQUEENtv]

what song was playing when he was talking about a guy with a laptop???????

[KillerToyMachine]

don't ever facking tell me what to do

[bre22f]

my grandma has that sweater hes wearing lol

[emopuppy123456789]

this shit is funny

[sursumdeorsumm]

hair bonnet 1:50

[marshhen]

She is so good, so underplayed but this is so many women I have met on the west coast.

[obsday]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pankster2010]

he is so perfect at playing this woman.

[mikebott]

i have my suspicions that the woman in the cosby sweater may have been in girl gang, or a juvenile delinquent.

[roomie4rent]

I bet that was all done in one take.

[iluvdancin]

I can feel the sting on my mammary. lol!

[starbellygrrl]

women should be spelled womyn.....true feminist style*

[Buntzums]

I hope these people kept the day job. This is boring

[DavePerry2012]

This sh**t kills me.

[stevehadlock]

Chard sings beautifully.

[carlaher]

Lmao! These are so random!! "do you feel the a/c..."

[NalaTheToastbrot]

to be honest i really like the music at 03:10 starting.

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

LOL crazy lesbians.

[mermaidofsuburbia]

@CHARESTHEHAMER Armisen's playing a GUY, not a lesbian. And yes, a LOT of men in Portland are just like this character.

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

@mermaidofsuburbia

A self hating man who works in a lesbian book store?

Are you sure?

[evolving81]

@CHARESTHEHAMER

It's a feminist bookstore, not a lesbian bookstore.

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

@evolving81

Not much of a difference really.

Any feminist lame enough to open a book store devoted entirely to women is likely an obvious dyke.

[VolatileChemical]

@CHARESTHEHAMER So by that token anyone who starts an organization devoted entirely to men is obviously gay? Ooooh I got some bad news for the guys from "MANswers".

[Dave175]

@VolatileChemical Hell, I'm a dude and I agree with this girl's logic. Beliefs do not equal sexual preference.

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

@VolatileChemical

Let me guess it's some half hour tonge in cheek show that's been on for a few months and isn't expected to last a year?

[VolatileChemical]

@CHARESTHEHAMER Umm well it's been on SpikeTV since 2007...kinda one of its most popular shows...doesn't seem to be going anywhere. But you're right, it's somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Here's some other men-only establishments that must be gay, by your logic: the Catholic priesthood, the American government before 1916, the Hair Club for Men, all combat units in the US military, the NBA, the Rat Pack, the Boy Scouts, Fathers 4 Justice, Sons of Confederate Veterans, and Dr Pepper Ten.

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

@VolatileChemical

Yeah well I doubt people run a feminist book store as a joke.

PS The rat pack? seriously? aren't they all dead now?

[8thRRFS]

@evolving81 And the difference is...?

[glitzy101]

@mermaidofsuburbia actually it's supposed to be a girl lol. They explain it on the ThunderAnt site that they are supposed to be 2 feminist women who work in a book store. His name is Donna or something like that. So yeah, Fred is playing a woman.

[MrsFingerful]

@mermaidofsuburbia The character's name is Candace?

[laurautd]

thats brilliant

[watching99134]

"There's nothing wrong with it…that's my problem with it."

[vokye]

@4:08, was she describing Girl Talk?

[racewalkking13]

"This sounds like policemen beating up protestors......"

Ahahahahahahaha :^D

[OSWNOSWNOSWN]

"Oh I do" hahahahahaahahhaa

[dadecountyhustler305]

This is pleasantly boring

[haolekillah]

@dadecountyhustler305 if you're actually trying to follow their conversation...... jokes on you hahahaha

[proy122]

Something about the inanity of the topics they have opinions about...

"Animals don't belong on a CD"

[yoyo22432]

fred armisen is a freaking professional! he never breaks character

[Megamel99]

"He was overbodied." ha ha I love the feminist bookstore.

[mauijaystar]

That is the song that the chard would sing to me.

Hilarity.

[Tanru2000]

"laahbia" LOL!

[bmkbell]

"and then he closed the laptop, and then he opened it. And then he checked his email....It was me, and 4 other people in the front...and then he showed everyone the laptop...this went on for half an hour.....

[nrector1]

"that is the sound of my chard"...

[kaylashalaylaaaaa]

llllllooollllllll that last part... "do you feel the AC?" (x 20)

[Jaket2000]

I once made a mix CD for a secrate santa gift I dubbed "Power for your Vagina" It consisted of Celtic Woman singin creepy music and I offered that it'll give her the ability to birth a cement mixer. For some reason she wasn't offended and she listend to it... allot.

[ienjoypaninis]

@Jaket2000 thats brilliant. im definitely going to do something similar to that some day.

[ALEXisSPANISH]

"This sounds like policemen beating up protestors."

*acts it out*

[CaramelCleo]

Don't ever fawcking tell me what to do lol such settle humor.

[davevanfunk]

That is the sound of my chard.

[345waffles]

@jesus is catholic,

if god is like what you are saying i want no part of your religeon. I will not follow someone like that. I would much rather go to hell and keep my dignity.

[9696286]

jesus......I KNOW people like this because I *sob* live in portland. God get ME...OUT!!

[cquilty1]

@sweetbabyjesus,

I used to go to a Catholic school, but then my parents beat me at home because it was cheaper, thrashing the wonderful word of the lord into my quivering, ample buttocks. The scars are still there, as is His presence in my bosom. Keep up the good and holy work, brother!

[thehurtline]

i can smell her chard from here

[SElement91]

@JesusIsCatholic "For you are like whitewashed tombs which on the outside appear beautiful, but inside they are full of dead men's bones and all uncleanness."

On the outside you want to seem good and pure, but on the inside you are ravenous, judgmental, ridiculing, inappropriate, uneducated and malicious. If you are one of God's followers, I will have nothing to do with that god. If there was a god you would go to hell for being overly presumptuous, biased, self absorbed, and narrow-minded.

[SElement91]

@JesusIsCatholic Rapes babies? You are sick. I can't believe that you are hiding behind a veil of religion. You are scared of what is different; no god would tell you to act like you are acting. You are accusing someone you have never met of being a terrible person; that is judging, and if there is a god you will be punished more-so than I, as I would be unknowing of the god's powers.

[SElement91]

@JesusIsCatholic As for evolution goes, it obviously existed because you are apparently under evolved, and have the brain of Homo Neanderthalensis. Jk of course-it's not scientifically possible for two of the same species to have such strong differences in mental capacities unless one is mentally handicapped (you may as well be). It is people like you, in denial of others and their beliefs, who have turned me against religion.

[SElement91]

@JesusIsCatholic You obviously don't even know what anthropology is. If you don't believe in anthropology, you don't believe in the study of man. Do you not believe in mankind? Anthropology also studies Christianity. You are an absolute fool, and are obviously undereducated. Evolution and Antrhopology are not the same; you can study anthropology without believing in evolution. Evolutionary patterns also never predicted that homosapien originated from reptiles.

[SElement91]

@JesusIsCatholic Jesus insulted people?? Good thing your religion is based off of a person who insulted people- but I thought he was perfect??. Cool. Hahaha. Actualllyyy, Christianity existed before Jesus, idiot. "Christianity" in his time was made up of Jews waiting for their Messiah. I knew that and I'm not religious. Lol. And an eternity of hell would be living with you. Haha. You need to take a course in anthropology. You are close-minded and ignorant.

[SElement91]

@JesusIsCatholic If you really had that vision, you wouldn't tell me if you are truly in tune with "God", who, by the way, I don't believe in, nor do I believe in your scare tactics. You're just trying to scare people into converting. Listen here. I believe in science, and the only wrath I'm going to suffer when I'm dead is maggots eating holes in my head. How's THAT for scare tactics. Btw, Jesus was Jewish and also most likely black or another dark skinned race, which probably bothers you.

[SElement91]

@JesusIsCatholic I hope you realize that Jesus is not a Catholic. And I also am not sure why you commented this on this video. Go back to your nunnery YOU ARE SPAWN OF SATAAAAANNNN. Lol long live SATAN! Does that make you mad? Who cares. Geeettt ouuutt

[mjjktl]

@JesusIsCatholic I could have sworn that Jesus was Jewish.

[valkyrie321]

@JesusIsCatholic dude.... CHILL. YOU are acting like a tool.

Mat 7:1 Judge not lest ye be judged.

Save your breath for someone who cares.

[ThunderBullitt]

This show makes funny of liberal neo hippy, hipster psuedo intellectuals and it's also good comedy, Great new show.

[3091181]

@JesusIsCatholic HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking people crack me up.

[hype519]

Tony do you feel the AC ? lulz....

[skulleton]

@JesusIsCatholic

Wait, really?

[skulleton]

@JesusIsCatholic

Does it bother you that you can't even troll properly?

[skulleton]

@JesusIsCatholic

what's your point?

[32Hellogoodbye]

i live in Portland and this is just TOO accurate.

[valkyrie321]

@32Hellogoodbye totally agree mate.

[NotChainLink]

"Do you know how many bowls of cereals I got in morning? .... just one. " xDDD!!

[chuckmoser]

Oh gawd- They have nailed the idiocy that is Portland. The sooner the West coast gets hit with an earthquake and knocks that armpit of humanity into the ocean, the better off we'll all be.

[andrjsh]

As Callahan said in one of his cartoons: "This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section!"

[motherpopcorn504]

lolly

[phllpkrn]

Ryan berkley!!!!

[RatPfink66]

Cute, but a little slow...I guess that's PDX in a nutshell.

[jfkfgrygrr]

cant wait to watch it tonight at the Mission theatre :)

[banyani]

OMG!! "Can you feel the AC Toni" I thought the whole place was going to explode!! Ha Ha Ha!!

[RedDirtMother]

The chard totally sings in gardens here.

[nosey32]

Im so glad I left that place... u guys are amazingly dead on with the sketches .. u definitely spent time there!!!  Fan for life!!!!!

[littleviking]

The bookstore is called In Other Words and moved from Hawthorne and is now on Killingsworth near MLK. I find this sketch super funny but think the actual bookstore is more laid back and welcoming then this, but then that doesn't make good comedy. Can't wait for Portlandia!

[andysou05]

So fracking funny... I do remember a bookstore on Hawthorne that resembles the one in the bit. It makes me miss the weirdness of Portland- SF just doesn't compare.

[PriscillaRelentless]

@extremotheclown I was thinking the same thing!!! What was the name of that feminist book store that was on Hawthorne for so many years? I think it closed down between 97-99...It's been driving me crazy...

[PriscillaRelentless]

Aww, I remembered the name of the store being "Women on Women." Which is much funnier. 

[djgiga]

Next time maybe you shouldn't take so fucking long to respond when someone is asking if you feel the AC.

[doomcontrol]

so fucking funny. and so true to life. "overly bodied" hahahaha

[choi4816]

Holy crap, if these two were any more anal retentively pc their sphincters would form into a black hole and suck up all of Portland.

[mikahsykes]

the sound of my chard

[TheCasstello]

Toni do you feel the AC?

[DykeofallTrades]

@blazak

I love it too! I used to volunteer at In Other Words!

[mseales]

"And then he opened up Safari and then he closed that."

[ashkanrabbit]

i love when she is being ignorant hahahha

[TheRocksboxfineart]

Just wet pants!

[noelkristi]

"This sounds like police men beating up protestors"

"I can feel the sting on my mammary"

love thunderaaaaant

[Mio248]

I mean "Zoned Out." LOL!

[Mio248]

What the hell? She zoned or something? HHHAHAHAAAA!!!@ the end!

[m420carbine4]

policeman beating protesters, so funny.  keep up the great comedy Fred and other lady.

[princessnady1]

omg WET myself laughing almost! :)

[lmvega325]

lol, the guitarist from sleater kinney is fucking brilliant

[toiletholder]

Don't ever fahking tell me wht to do. HAHAHA!

[chickendefrango]

3:07 - ROFL!!

[StewartLucrative]

this is amazing, hahahaha

[berrymanthomas]

lol

[thedarkallies]

lame

[drummergirl1025]

"i dont want to play anything that would be offensive to somebody... or make somebody feel like they're having sex..." XD!!

[christeeny711]

HAHA!! this made me so happy.

[ukebandit]

haha this is so brilliant

[trevs3]

"Toni, that feels nice, do you feel the AC, Toni do you feel the Ac..." Halarious!!!(:

[trevs3]

I love your material Fred you are one off my favorites on SNL keep it up!(:

[drummergirl1025]

3:10 makes my day :) every day :)

[deppsgrl4evr]

1:50-2:20 is some funnnny shit

[jaydock1]

Don't ever faahcking tell me what to do.

[StewartLucrative]

that was definatly my favorite part.

[xboom]

wheres part 1?

[FrozenCharles]

toni, do you feel the A/C???? rofl

[KateReadsBooks]

they need to make 3838349 more videos. today.

[SubfloorMusic]

hehe classic...thanks for shinning light on the western worlds biggot hypocrites and wingnuts!

[claudiazacchara]

Hysterical!!!!!! ROTFL Right now ;)

[teamjmblog]

jesssssiee!!!  hahahahaha.

[melco326]

I want a Berkley Illustration of Fred Armisen.

[dizzydance]

Hahaha! Absolutely brilliant, Fred! I can never get enough ThunderAnt. This just made my week. Thanks! :D