Literally Genesis 33

[OppositionDept]

Dammit Paul I laughed so hard I hit my head on the floor when i fell out of my seat laughing and got hand lotion on my pants and when i pulled myself out of the tangled mess of my blankets, pants, and lotion, my grandmother came in and did see me in a most awkward position laying on the floor, half naked, and covered in lotion looking like i just fell out of bed while a strange man blathered on computer about two men, having gay sex on a beach

[Astrobrant2]

Thanks, Paul. Enlightening as always.

I guess I called it right, dammit! After getting all those warriors and trekking across the desert for god-knows how long with the purpose of exacting righteous revenge on his lying, cheating brother, Esau just kissed and made up.

His army should have killed him AND Jacob and taken all the women and just started their own country right there.

[bobbytookalook]

Circumcised banana --- lol! Nice touch Paul.

[SuperSoylent2]

Another fine reading.

[TheCrankyAtheist]

How many takes did you have to do before you had a usable introduction? I was laughing so hard I had to restart the video twice just to catch the whole thing.

[paulchartley]

@TheCrankyAtheist I actually had to tone it down an awful lot, All that "coming near" in the first few verses could have got me into a lot of trouble.

It did take quite a few takes from loosing it part way through and I got a very funny look from my wife when she heard the bit when Esau ran to meet Jacob.

I had to explain that it is sort of a biblical fuck you to Rick Perry's "strong" video

:0)

[talkingprimate]

OMG Tis about time!!!

[Huttate1]

This vid is way too long! I shot my load after three minutes and the rest was wasted.

[mcrd2001]

I nearly shat myself laughing.

[ralph17p]

And he's back!!

Nice one, Mr H!

[colourmegone]

Thanks, can't think of a better way to start the New Year! There's nothing like a good piece of scriptural gay porn to brighten up an otherwise dull and rainy Sunday.

[AuntieDiluvian]

Excellent Paul!!

[saxmanchiro]

This series whould be highly recommended for Sunday school lessons. Maybe the kids would get more from their bible this way. But then, I think the likeliness of that happening is as likely as theists accepting facts.

[Gripen1974]

Wait whats wrong with a Swedish arm wrestling champion check out Heidi Andersson.

[paulchartley]

@Gripen1974 Well done, I love it when you guys spot the subtle hints.

I was actually thinking of Sarah Backman

Leah couldn't have looked too different from Rachel or Jacob would have been able to tell them apart at the wedding.

I picture Rachel as a giddy mall girl but Leah as quite strong willed, grabbing hold of Jacob and dragging him kicking and screaming in to her tent for a pummelling making him afraid of her.

Think along the lines of the assassin Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye

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[evilyakko]

*boner*

[YesEdgars]

I waited so long for 33 .... another masterpiece! keep up the good work!

[XXXPopeBenedictXVI]

A very Happy New Year to Yasmin and yourself Old Chap!

[Eminemno1fan]

Glorious work.

[Hereticbooks]

And yet another masterpiece......

[KaroKoenich]

Good to see a new episode, and such a romantic one as well. Happy New Year!

[Pistonrager]

I think we've discovered a new profession, being voice talent for gay erotic books on tape.

[BigFatHeretic]

WOW! I like this version of Genesis! It's funny as all Hell. Sometimes it's fun to be a fundi for a day! But, only for a day!

[setojurai]

YAY! Another Literally Genesis! I really look forward to these! Your comedy is great, PH.

[satanisthetruegod666]

OMG, any chance of reading some gay erotica?

in a slightly more serious sense, excellent reading.

[Pistonrager]

@satanisthetruegod666 I think you've found him a new job.

[vel22vet]

Thanks for another rousing chapter of what would otherwise be a very, very boring book. I'm still confused but entertained by the story.

[DLandonCole]

I came a little.

[talkingprimate]

@DLandonCole I hope you cleaned up!

[SiriusMined]

One word

FABULOUS!!!  ;-)

[stramster1]

Ahhh a brand new hangover, spanking new year and a shiny new episode of Literally Gen. Good times.

[Danmill23]

Swoon! ...

[whistlingdust]

Brilliant.

[GoblinXXX]

That pic of Pat Robertson at the end should have faded into a shot of Rick Santorum at the mention of "embarrassing anal seepage". (Great to see another of these!)

[T1000BG]

hahahahahahaha

[wideosvatcher]

my grandmother had the cassette collection of the bible on tape......it would have been funny to switch them out with the "literally" series

[TheFeltbegone]

I love this series.

[BandOfAtheist]

I was going to say FIRST! But then I took an arrow to the knee!