wow they always avoid the questions....why the fuck do they have hotlines if they are not willing to answer questions? they wont tell u about scientology untilll you are brainwashed enuf to not give a shit that u worship a fucking alien and give em all your money
It's all been said already. Lord Xenu is really a dead issue.But you can talk with you BTs and maybe they can give you more data about him.You do have many,many BTs to communicate with so this should not be a problem for you.What do you thing all that noise in your head is?Not you,come on.Think about it and then talk it over with you self.I bet you head is really noisy.
No that's me alright. Plus I don't know about you but I only have noises in my head when I keep thing's to myself.If YOU have real noises in your head, I think you should see a REAL doctor,not the one who murdered Lisa McPherson.
come on brothers oh and sisters,, only one realistic, believable religion exists,,,, praise the mighty flying spaghetti monster..peace and meatballs to all
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adolfthejew your just as brainwashed as they are...''the biggest cult is scientology'' you say it like if you were some fucken phd proffesional and shit lmao! christianity killed as much people as scientology..and you people worship that! YOUR ALL BRAINWASHED FOOLS! go do what the church tell you bafoons! thumb up if im right
Christianity(Like many other religions) doesn't make you pay money to learn more about the religion. Everything is up front and free, even to people that aren't Christians. If you don't have the money to buy a bible or rent it from the library you can just look it up free on the internet. The only money Christianity takes is donations, however unlike Scientology the majority of the money collected in donations goes to charities - with only a small percentage going to the church.
The only thing I can imagine you're talking about is Catholics, and I believe you're thinking about the belief that it's possible to buy a loved ones way into heaven. Or something like that.
Nope, they're smaller non-mainstream chruches there is one around here, where you have to pay a percentage of your income to get in... it's like a baptist church gone wrong. Christianity isn't just one religion, it's various religions with a common element.
It was more a correction of your saying "Christianity", mainstream christianity, isn't the only christianity out there. I'm Catholic myself, and a practicing Christian, so it's no affront to the faith on my part.
Thanks for your concern. I did survive the raid, but am currently hiding behind a bookshelf on the third floor. Don't worry, I have enough lulz to last me for weeks.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
DavidFiveThirteen 7 months ago
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borgtrek7 1 year ago
They avoid questions because they don't know anything.
JunohProductions 1 year ago
Do a barrel roll.
Ghostman7777 1 year ago
NEW FAG!
zimlord4 1 year ago
omfg starfox
spodomaticfreeze 1 year ago 2
wow they always avoid the questions....why the fuck do they have hotlines if they are not willing to answer questions? they wont tell u about scientology untilll you are brainwashed enuf to not give a shit that u worship a fucking alien and give em all your money
drag00n77 2 years ago
They really want him to come in. Thats where they work their voodoo.
IcelandPride 2 years ago
ha ha ha 'longcat" ct.......lmao!
jofo817 2 years ago
Epic win to Nick Lulson the Barrel roller from Longcat Connecticut.
We are Anonymous!
MrAn0nym0us666 2 years ago
its not CoS
is Co$
lol
rrroba 2 years ago 7
why can't someone call them using a tom cruise soundboard or something? that seems like the most obvious thing to do imho.
xqyzii 2 years ago 4
Holy shit, that is the best idea ever.
MrJohnnyOldschool 2 years ago
lol i call and ask for tomcruise
phreezerburne 2 years ago
They won't talk baout Incident 2... Lulz...
CaptainMoondoggie 2 years ago
great job, you nailed the whole UNFUNNY thing
r6fool 2 years ago 4
scientology is all about money -_-
its so fake
djjmria 3 years ago 3
Remember: if you hear OTIII (Xenu) before you're ready, you'll drop dead of pneumonia!
encliticcopula 3 years ago
Lulson, Loncat ROFL LULZ!!!
Batman83 3 years ago
lol at the air raid siren.
BlueKewne 3 years ago
confront them more, prank less, it needs both
Playitalready 3 years ago
why dont scientologists talk about lord xenu
moomoointaco 3 years ago
Because thats on there Hush hush list.
JackleTheMantle 3 years ago 2
They don't talk about it because they want your money.Honestly if you've read the story,would you pay them a hundred grand,to make you "Clear".
m2frogger 3 years ago 3
It's all been said already. Lord Xenu is really a dead issue.But you can talk with you BTs and maybe they can give you more data about him.You do have many,many BTs to communicate with so this should not be a problem for you.What do you thing all that noise in your head is?Not you,come on.Think about it and then talk it over with you self.I bet you head is really noisy.
998987987698765 3 years ago
No that's me alright. Plus I don't know about you but I only have noises in my head when I keep thing's to myself.If YOU have real noises in your head, I think you should see a REAL doctor,not the one who murdered Lisa McPherson.
m2frogger 3 years ago
If people knew about Xenu they would never join scientology.
encliticcopula 3 years ago
LOL FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Pooper0101 3 years ago
fuck you sciengaylogy
Vanchee08 3 years ago
EPIC LULZ!
fuckutube84 3 years ago 5
they don't answer questions on the phone. they want to get you in.
AnotherCompartment 3 years ago
lol ill gladly do this if you know a way for thier caller ID to not know my number
seth1134v2 4 years ago
NM ill jsut use skype LOL
seth1134v2 4 years ago
Sp00fcards
lulznw 3 years ago
thats wht i use! lol
honse246 3 years ago
Longcat, CT LMAO!!!
waterdrop006 4 years ago
pretty winnie
palmeter 4 years ago
They're always so mysterious about that damned volcano.
DudeGoofyGuy 4 years ago 3
Nick Lulson! lol, Epic win!
MrTomU 4 years ago 6
BARREL ROLL lol epic win
vegetalordvegeta 4 years ago 3
woot, so many memes
Davethesilentone 4 years ago 3
"Do a barrel roll!"
"Whoa! Can you make it?!?!"
thejmeister88 4 years ago 4
pirates! pastafarianism rules.
jstewholymoly 4 years ago
More memes per hour in this one.
partypeoplediedie 4 years ago
Barrel roller?!? Eleven out of ten!
Lakmeer 4 years ago 6
lulz, i love this. The protest held today made me lul too. HOORAY FOR BRINGING DOWN THE EVIL ALIEN LORD!!
NieldiamondWoW 4 years ago
No, Xenu is Scientology's enemy, remember? He's our friend.
TurboSpaghettiRobot 4 years ago 15
Holy crap that was hilarious!
"I'm a barrel roller"
UkazutoX 4 years ago 5
1:40 <--- OH NOES! TEH THETANS!!!!
bigalisme 4 years ago
Lulson ahaha lmao!
mrNHC 4 years ago
lulz
stocktakerbillybob 4 years ago 4
wasnt that funny, That chick had no clue what he was on about.
maximusman4 4 years ago 6
You roll barrels? Wut a coincidence! I sell pet Mudkips!
00dividedbyzero00 4 years ago 4
LULZ LULSON
mdogg545 4 years ago 3
you mean RAmen :) yarrr...
Nagrobek78 4 years ago
They aren't helpful or affectionate at all. So annoying.
dkanrjskgo 4 years ago 2
come on brothers oh and sisters,, only one realistic, believable religion exists,,,, praise the mighty flying spaghetti monster..peace and meatballs to all
jubbster 4 years ago 12
Pastafarians 4 life.
ebaumguy 4 years ago
all hail fsm
sealclubbinfool 4 years ago 5
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TEMPER13X3 4 years ago
Wrong. The biggest cult is Scientology.
adolfthejew 4 years ago 5
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adolfthejew your just as brainwashed as they are...''the biggest cult is scientology'' you say it like if you were some fucken phd proffesional and shit lmao! christianity killed as much people as scientology..and you people worship that! YOUR ALL BRAINWASHED FOOLS! go do what the church tell you bafoons! thumb up if im right
TEMPER13X3 4 years ago
Christianity(Like many other religions) doesn't make you pay money to learn more about the religion. Everything is up front and free, even to people that aren't Christians. If you don't have the money to buy a bible or rent it from the library you can just look it up free on the internet. The only money Christianity takes is donations, however unlike Scientology the majority of the money collected in donations goes to charities - with only a small percentage going to the church.
BlackKingX 4 years ago 3
That's not true... some Christian faiths require payment. The vast majority do not however require anything.
MasterNemesis102 4 years ago
The only thing I can imagine you're talking about is Catholics, and I believe you're thinking about the belief that it's possible to buy a loved ones way into heaven. Or something like that.
BlackKingX 4 years ago
Nope, they're smaller non-mainstream chruches there is one around here, where you have to pay a percentage of your income to get in... it's like a baptist church gone wrong. Christianity isn't just one religion, it's various religions with a common element.
MasterNemesis102 4 years ago
Sounds more like a cult then.. Mainstream Christianity doesn't require you to pay money to join.
BlackKingX 4 years ago
It was more a correction of your saying "Christianity", mainstream christianity, isn't the only christianity out there. I'm Catholic myself, and a practicing Christian, so it's no affront to the faith on my part.
MasterNemesis102 4 years ago
Mainstream as in, anything officially recognized.
BlackKingX 4 years ago
TEMPER13X3
Such a petty disagreement is irrelevant. We both dispise Scientology and thats what unites us.
Death to Scientology!
iamaloserandisuck 4 years ago 2
that is so fuckin lulzy 5d!
yiffu 4 years ago 2
am I CTfag too, I'm quite proud of this
TwilightFears 4 years ago 2
well done anonymous!
esparatana 4 years ago 5
Damn! I know where that place is! Keep up the good work.
sn0wb0arder381 4 years ago 4
I Barrel Roll for a living as well! But I however am not the least bit interested in joining Scientology...
travia21 4 years ago 6
Epic win, longcat, ct ;D
entei26 4 years ago 6
Damn, I did not know those bastards were in CT.
PursuitOfReality 4 years ago 5
Well done anonymous
Podcito 4 years ago 7
wow Lulz
DAMURDOC 4 years ago 2
Well done warrior.
Vegeta9111 4 years ago 4
Loncat, right next do londog???...New Haven, Ew...
Canichenoir 4 years ago
Any chance on getting an mp3 of superior siren?
dragtrunks 4 years ago 2
Barrel roller!
xsynthetikx 4 years ago 3
Much win SO MUCH win
eskimoechidna 4 years ago 5
well done soldier
scofreemanw 4 years ago 2
Well done
Ason19 4 years ago 2
WB, Nick Lulson.
Daitarn3 4 years ago 2
Called New Haven, tonight, actually. The alarms were sounded because the Sea Org was fire bombing Longcat, CT. I just hope you are safe.
Daitarn3 4 years ago 4
Thanks for your concern. I did survive the raid, but am currently hiding behind a bookshelf on the third floor. Don't worry, I have enough lulz to last me for weeks.
ebaumguy 4 years ago
Loncat! There is a good reason why Scientology is banned in Germany and other countries.
Audinos 4 years ago 3
Hahaha, wonderful.
Cowmanbob 4 years ago 2