Rodney Carrington Stand Up Comedy Live 5

[blackops1971]

lot lot lot!!!!

[clkite09]

you'll fall down if you ain't wearin' cleats.

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

some hows this ended up on the internet...cuz i put there...your welcome

[missiramey]

thought it was a mole its a tick!!!

[Digitalsway]

"If God didn't want us to do it he would have made our arms shorter" ROFLMAO!

[MrKD73]

lot lot lot lot lot lot ... ah cramp!!

[Ash13yColv1N]

you don't fart in a porno movie if you fart in a porno movie it turns from a porno movie to a comedy movie if you fart more then once it turns from comedy movie to a documentary and no one wants that

[cdale6911]

We Didnt Get Shit Done That Week Did We Lol

[trumannhigh20]

you cant fart in a porno movie

[RichMaxwell]

27 people didn't catch the Barney reference

[magmon2468]

fck this guys is hilarious

[mrkings1231]

27 ppl got masterbating

[codysworld141]

i will never EVER watch him while drinking something again.

[budboy1988]

"lot lot lot lot cramp" lmao

[DARKSABERNINJA7]

the t-rex part is priceless!!!!!!!!! LOL LMAO

[kramerstar050072]

if someone had just jacked his big ass off, he might have been a little more friendly!

hahaha!

[pulsepunder]

thats a lot...lot lot lot lot



[TheKurynDarb]

26 people's arms are too short like a T-Rex

[TheBlitzvideo]

what's the intro song?

[kevind7894]

anyone notice that one lady laughing really loud

[LoveeyyAdelleja506]

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[tempamore]

LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT fuck Cramp! LOL

[LinearNavigator]

In Soviet Russia, pornography farts on YOU.

[TInaste1212]

this video is hilarious!!!!

[cpljones69]

dont be pullen on your pecker you'll yank that fucker off and end up like ur sisster

[jchrism8]

""You cant FART in a porno movie""..lol

[taekwondoboy007]

i fucking hate that intro song...

[TheCallofdutyguru]

you like 'at shit baby thats alot aint it?

[northspack]

joe rogan stole his joke about t-rex. come on joe all the shit you gave carlos mencia and you go and jack a t-rex joke from rodney, bad joe!!!!

[JackNational95]

26 ppl farted in a porno movie

[SexiBoi332]

LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT! FUCK CRAMP CRAMP! <3 BAHAHA

[robbovs]

some how has ended up on the internet...cos i put it there!

[depthors]

26 people beat off barny

[countrygale1]

whats the  thing with the annoying music in the beginin

[ash9082003]

he reminds me of ron white

[Maczekdum]

There ain't no reason we should feel guilty, if God didn't want us to it he would have made our arm shorter. I think that's why the Tyranosaurus Rex was such an angry creature!!

[Dumbrowski18]

"Shit there's TWINS!" LMFAO

[mrstonelight]

i remember that day

[mrstonelight]

this is some funny shit

[theking23216]

dont be pullin on your pecker! you'll yank that sumbitch off n end up like your sister. you know she used to be your brother right?

[ThrashMetalGuy]

we made home made porno movie somehow its ended up on the internet, because i put it there :D lol i love that joke

[toxichris666]

Shit theres twins!

[Crinne1990]

You cant fart in a porno movie! XD

[airsoftnut2]

we made a homemade porno. some how ended up on the internet... cuz i put it there. your welcome.

[xxItZPANTERAxx]

Thats alot thats alot!!! lol:)

[cavegoat13]

Don't let these dee-bags bring you down. Your intro kicks ass. Also, thank you for posting these. I laughed my ass off.

[ltuomela]

lot..lot....lot....cramp...far­t..lol...

[BigMoe1290]

Damn laughed so hard :D

[tuhalia69]

HAHAHAHA

[ryderx3x3]

LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT

[nward13bravo]

great videos keep up the work if they dont like them tell them to watch someone elses people are so lame

[88outsidethebox88]

When he says you cant fart in a porno movie he sounds like larry the cable guy.

[6288vereen]

lot lot lot lot fuck cramp cramp ha

[noblehalo27]

joe rogan copied rodney carrington with the t rex thing

[tennesseeguy1000]

Is that a mole i thought it ws a tick its a mole its a fuckin tick.

[CowboyJyle]

FUKN HALLARIOUS!!

[DjDefero]

made a homemade porno movie about 6 months ago... oh god, somehow has ended up on the internet... cuz i put it there... LMFAO

[beerholder43]

that man was talking about barney lol

[copsinmyhouse]

Lotlotlotlotlotlotlotlotlotlot fuck cramp cramp, fart: you cant fart in a porno movie...fuckin hilarious

[mattizzlem08]

You'll fall down if ya don't have cleats... Haha. That's awesome.

[midsizedwhiteboy]

i1wingedangel, Thanks for the work you put in to posting these segments.I gotta buy the video.

[3IC17EE95]

"fuck i should've waited" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC

[kt3399]

A truly magic moment...

[belozero69]

thats alot thats alot you like that shit baby you want a little more lot lot lot lot lol

[Xnothinbetter2dewX]

Shit there's twins!.....haha

[esmajor]

Of all the comedians I have ever seen, I laughed hard at Jeff Dunham, and Josh Blue, but THIS man, and THIS CLIP, I have never laughed to tears before in my life! "Lot, lot, lot, SHIT CRAMP!"

[armyclay]

Das Magic Moment mein frau, vo ist das bahnhauf???

[JeremiahJohnson827]

2:38 I'm not the 12.99 either, but that's why I record it.

[DEIGirl8]

"Don't be pullin on your pecker you'll yank that son bitch off, end up like your sister...Ya know she used to be your brother...Ya'll get in here and eat."

LMAO!

[maritree]

who the fuck would complain about the intro..some fkn no life dickheads by the sounds.. get the fk ova it idiots.

ages ago i searched rodney carrington on utube and there was fk all ...until

i1wingedangel uploaded these.. so i thankyou for doing so..as rodney is by far one of if not the best comedian there is.

[i1wingedangel]

So honestly ive been getting quite a spike in death threats and violence and what not over my "annoying intros"... Personally I laugh at these threats and my mission is accomplished. I have given sum ppl joy and humor by uploading these videos...others i have given despair and mental anguish over hearing a 10 second easily avoidable audio clip at the beginning of every video...So my question is this...Its kinda funny right? It aint all that bad and annoying

[iBiteUranus]

i have a more important question for you, why did you load all the videos so small? you could have saved a lot of time for you and your viewers by posting the full 10 mins. it would also cut back on said annoying intro.

[i1wingedangel]

it wouldnt let me upload anything bigger than 5 minutes....i have no idea why...i tried to put em in 10 minute intervals but yea youtube was being a skank and wouldnt let me

[TriggerHappyChicken]

skanky youtube >:(

[CigarateLife]

@i1wingedangel 5minutes is the maximum video length now? :(

used to be 10

[sweetamy189]

@i1wingedangel its ok, atleast u posted the full thing up even tho we have to click on other links its way better than sitting through commercials

[Stormclouds777]

@i1wingedangel Dont worry about idiots. you are doing everyone a favor. Thank you for posting. If people dont like it, they dont have to watch it. :D I appreciate you for posting!!!!

[uggggggggggh]

@i1wingedangel I find it funny as hell. there's a mute button for a reason...if you don't like the intro just mute it and shut up.

[Asgar16926]

@i1wingedangel Youtube is a skank, its true. It's gone downhill a lot since it started.

One good change though: no more server errors.

[Colton3345]

@i1wingedangel i think the intro is funny.. Mad dick moment lol

[Mysticlambo]

@iBiteUranus who cares man! lol its good enough that he even uploaded them in the first place cuz now its free man :D

[iBiteUranus]

@Mysticlambo his songs are ok, but he should have to pay the people who watch his vids. this is the first and only stand up i'll ever watch from him.

[ren2020ky]

@iBiteUranus above ur head

[iBiteUranus]

@ren2020ky yeah...more like beneath my feet. there are hundreds of other people that do nothing but fart  and booby jokes and they do it better. rednecks just relate to him because he talks like they do. the only redeeming quality he has going is that his songs are amusing, but he is beat even in that aspect by stephen lynch. he is only funny to his target audience who's combined amount of teeth totaled are equaled to the combined amount of teeth of the dogs on my property. and i'm an okie, sad.

[ren2020ky]

@iBiteUranus its funny his album sales and concert attendance exceed his target audience. however i dont expect someone with the screen name "ibiteuranus" to understand

[lucazade]

I quite like the intro, i tend to sing along without even realising xD

[discoveryman]

@i1wingedangel

hey its your video and you took the time to make it....if they cant wait 10 seconds to see your stuff than to hell with em...

thank you for the video.

[MetalHero1996]

@i1wingedangel

Damn dude, the intro is annoying as hell, but not making me homicidal...

Sooo, yea Rock and metal doesn't kill people, This song does i guess... Hahaha jk lol

[jerry303]

@i1wingedangel - twat

[Unqle]

@i1wingedangel It is a little bit annoying... hell, it's really annoying. But since you left them like that, ain't much we can do about it except skip it.

[Go0seonthelo0se]

@i1wingedangel You mean the "this magic moment" intro? That's what people are pissed about?

[zephyrd2007]

@i1wingedangel I think that's just horse shit that you would get threats. I for one appreciate what you loaded for viewers and thank you kindly sir/ma'am. People are so ungreatful, they act like things are owed to them instead of appreciate that it's offered at no cost to them. Idiotos! Again, I thank you very much for your time in uploading the vids. Good day to you.

[br0productions]

@i1wingedangel I think it's catchy.

[yamahanumerouno]

@i1wingedangel are you serious, i love the intros. i kinda find it amusing

[nickegbg]

@i1wingedangel the intro is really annoying and stop the whole seamless experience. Not that i'd threaten you because of them though, its your channel so you can do whatever you want with it.

[wingzero7X]

@nickegbg Dude your user name is similiar to mine

[algonzales88]

@i1wingedangel its 3 seconds. who cares!! fck those haters

[mnh8287]

@i1wingedangel it's not that annoying, but what is the point? (not being facetious, but seriously, what is the point of that intro? It means literally nothing to me and I forget it instantly until the next clip.)

[SnowmobileRidin]

@mnh8287 The intro does exactly what its supposed to do, Introduce the clip, Its shows what is supposed to be in the clip. (Acctually a good ol' song too.) Pause at 0:07.

[Ichybutt09]

@i1wingedangel I enjoy the humor, it helps deal with the boredom of deployments. And really..death treats over the intro. Everytime i hear it i think of the movie Sandlot, and it makes me smile...so thank you

[jackjacksmith129]

BARNEY at the end!!!

[Anaheimfan]

Fuck I shoulda waited...She's got bigger titties...Shit there's twins!

[Sketchy2009Studios]

LOT LOT LOT LOT FUCK!Cramp cramp cramp

[RipsterSSL]

LOT,LOTLOT,LOT,LOT,

[Slavestorms]

George Carlin did that arms too short masturbation bit nearly 40 years ago but the T-Rex was different.

[jellybobish]

shit theres twins i  shoulda waited

[imsingle1000000]

dam i love the intro this magic moment

[racedude82]

This feels great, how come nobody told me about this...

[guns2661]

lol i got a joke about the last thing he talks about. did your hear about the one the dad told the son if you dont stop masturbatin youll go blind the son said hey dad im over here

[realtuber101]

XD thats funny but it was on a movie >_> thanks for repeating it.....

[robku21]

@guns2661 that was funny as shit

[Playgames4fun]

@guns2661 That was on Sickapedia :/

[K8I3N0G]

the first intro was ok with the video cause it looks like it goes togather. but you also have to think of getting around those copyright rules!

[comanche119]

lot lot lot FUCK cramp cramp cramp!

[viggiv]

i fuckin hate the intro

[zakris]

Me too!

[visionit2007]

9 seconds of annoyance for 4 minutes of rofling... fine by me.

[danni13371]

Did that guy ever do a homemade porno movie? xD

[Marlee616263]

"and the second scene is always better" lmfao

thats why you go to the chapters menu, and find one you like lol

[HisOnlySunshine11]

fuck CRAMP CRAMP!!! lmao ommmg hahah

[MeAndMyGalloway]

if I find that girl in the background that sounds like a chicken.. I will throttle her...

[ManniMann1986]

you will "throttle" her? really? "throttle" ?? you need to clean up your language, boy. you don't "throttle" someone you wanna kill. unless you're a rapist...are you a rapist, mr galloway?

[MeAndMyGalloway]

wtf? I was only trying to be funny...

can't you take a joke?

and have you know... throttle means to choke...

[ManniMann1986]

lol soz...could'nt help myself :P no harm intended on my part...guess i'm not much of a comedian :P

[MeAndMyGalloway]

that's obivous.. just remember.. think before you say.. :)

[Badwordf]

That's a Lot, Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot...

[collin341]

1:17 barney :D:D:D:D

[kingman14]

4:17

[dudeustupid]

lol youll fall down if you aint wearin cleats

[jkirb54]

"if somebody woulda just jacked his big ass off he woulda been happier"

[imdwild1]

i saw a porn blooper and the dude farted in the chicks face i laughed till i peed and i think i pooped a little

[Moviegoer123456789]

u cant fart in a porno movie

[ruffridea]

Thats a lot

[codysam9]

is that a mole, no its a tick, its a mole, its a fucking tick

[Introducing123]

"Fuck I should of waited"

OMG I couldn't breathe

[hafemid]

LOL

[masterofthekeyblade]

anybody remember a guy who was on comedy central who talked about firemen who will save little kids before they save him and he puts up a sticker on his room saying theres a kid but there really isnt anyone know the guys name?

[DusttwoDust]

"This feels great, how come nobodoy told me about this?"

Haha he's great =)

[donottawaguitar]

very cool

[geterdonein01]

I laughed during this a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lotl lot lot! XD

[Lordredratson]

lot! lot! lot! lot! CRAMP! cramp! cramp!

XD

[BAMM711]

goes from porno movie to comedy movie.

You fart to much it turns then it turns into a documentry.

[Sionadi]

lol barney at the end

[1david1410]

I Knew i should have waited she has bigger titties, shit theres twins! XD

[RedneckArkieGal92]

made a homemade porno movie bout 6 months ago that somehow ended up on the internet...cause i put it there XD

[shadowuzmakiuchiha]

and he lasts forever lol

[shadowuzmakiuchiha]

i bet he's hung like a horse, and is just covering it up with humor lol

[880bowler]

If someone would of just jacked his big ass off he might of been a little more friendly LMAO

[tmansim21]

I know porno, I'm on the road a lot so I watch a lot of it. Well not a lot of it, about 2 or 3 minutes of it.

roflmao

[connorrodeo]

lot lot lot lot lot fuck cramp!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dac031]

i know i dont get but a few miutes in the fucker

[hyperhunk90]

lol T REX

[primus567]

i like this..  a lot lot lot lot lot lot!

[RSPaintballfig]

ya like that baby that's a lot! lot lot lot lot lot lot lot Shit! Cramp!

[DondiWhiteRIP]

who is that one bitch who sounds like she's crying? I wish she would shut the fuck up

[Skeedbob]

LOL! Thats y Barneys so friendly LOL!

I hope som1 gets that!!! :D :D

[bonasty1990]

LMAO ROFL

[layneyloo14]

hahahah!!

[bmeeroberts]

Rodney is the funniest damn thing I have seen in along time.. Wife is pretty hot too..

[muzicisdasoul123]

fuck cramp cramp cramp!

[bmeeroberts]

This guy is great, he doesn't have to pretend to be redneck.. Get er done guy has to put on a front...

lot lot lot lot fuck cramp cramp!! lmao...

[DragonForceRider]

his name is Larry the Cable Guy.

[bmeeroberts]

or Daniel Whitney...  The whole voice southern accent is make believe!! lol..

[toonful]

gonna look like ur sister...

[mikeredrugger]

if someone would just jacked his big ass off he woulda been a lil more friendly

[qwiggalo2469]

ITS A FCKING TIC