George Carlin - little things we have in common [HQ]

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

3 people can't find the little bit of dirt on their face.

[ProTechTipz]

The "Joker" after he retires.



[vimpacto]

6:24



[MrShadowz1337]

and George Carlin is right yet again to this day, so true. Hence Occupy Wall Street.

[MartijnCalkhoven]

I like the guy but Jesus Christ riding a donkey, the audience is loud and stupid!

[bb330708]

We also mourned the Death of George Carlin.

[IntoCrimsonSkies]

The part about going up and down the stairs was priceless. That happens to me WAY too often. He's awesome. :D

[Yonkage]

4:41, 4:48, 5:04

George Carlin at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

[sinisterchapel]

what the part of it is hq...

[ziucio909xD]

kto z demotywatorow kciuk w gore ;)

[comgetit1]

i almost choked on my drink near the end :D :D

Great Humor :)

[NeptuneMS385]

I had to pause the video at the end before I pissed myself laughing.

[waterwind2266]

Oh, my god! I am crying! George Carlin was the only comedian that made me laugh that hard that consistantly!

[gweho]

7:24 i almost fell of the chair from laughing

[Johnybravo74]

Anyone ever realize if you look at your hand at the right distance you can see right through it? And then you think you have x ray vision? What the hell is that? He should use that in his next show

[hungeredone]

@Johnybravo74 im sure he will, we'll just have to ask peter to let us through the pearly gates first

[happyhazelnut]

@Johnybravo74 He's dead...

[GoDrex]

It's the third stage of syphilis hahahaha

[dustYCartridge]

i person blew its asshole out.

[Sefana82]

its just phenomenal ....i love the part with the mirror in the restroom, this is so true.

[alacran16kingcobra]

YOU MIGHT BLOW YOUR ASS HOLE OOUUTT

[FunnyMcFunnerton]

he is not a comedia, he is a life-explanation giver.

[Robmeistah13]

@FunnyMcFunnerton he is both

[mikeldase]

all truth.

[joshwords]

I usually do the stair step thing once a day. haha

[Robmeistah13]

@joshwords are your hips permanently lodged in your chest?

[ImNotMarina]

When he started talking about the watch, I LOST IT!!!

[andydude30]

OH MY GOD! I coulda sworn i was the only one who did the pillow thing hahahaha. Carlin is a legend. R.I.P.

[MRDxBlackRain]

Dude I do the same thing about orange juice lol..He was the funniest man ever IMO, and my favorite comedian, especially because he used his intelligence to his advantage.

[ESOthiefmiche]

xD like all this stuff happend to me....almost all of it o.o

[Tirbuson]

the greatest !!

[dracofangxxx]

Do you ever watch a George Carlin video and end up pissing yourself from laughing so hard?

And then realize he's dead, and  that future generations will never know the greatest comedian ever born?

[jockseery]

@dracofangxxx his shows are still there they can still see them.

[Thanoulis131313]

@dracofangxxx Sun bless the internet

[xShadowxPhoenix]

I did the "piss while sneezing thing" me and a friend were in a bathroom at the mall and I had to sneeze so I crawled up and peered over while she was still pissing and yelled, "Stop pissing we're going to sneeze now"

[transmissionthom696]

This was one of George's proudest performances. Genius!!!

[MrIPlayGames]

Legend

[salkin1004]

Damn he is the new god!!!

[STCemily]

I've done all those things...hahaha, what a guy.

[AncientMariner22]

I love how everything he says is the truth. What a comedic genious. He always makes me laugh

[pottsy40]

This guy is great. I am sad he is dead.

[CrazyCanuckStallion]

Fuck this guy is a beauty

[MissShanniboo]

YAY I'M THE FIRST COMMENT! ^__^

[Skinimiseskurca]

@MissShanniboo well good for you... Im sure George is proud right now wherever he is :DD