Samurai Shit dub

[asdfyxcv1100]

give it to your husband they go hunt

[thedirtymeatball]

fuckin it makes a great gift

[thesawtoothdude]

$60 fuckin with ya 10

[loneranger0192]

Got shamwow being a bitch

[JungleTerrain]

put speakers on max and press 5

[TheNewWorldMan69]

1 2 fucking 3

[monkadelic13]

195 ppl cant cut tomatoes

[DudeGuyPerson64]

Fuckin.. we got shamwow being a bitch hahahh haahahahhah that was great

[MiyakoBubbles23]

0:30 SPONGEBOB!?

[xJellyy]

Cutr that thing almost in.. fourths!

[happyflaapy]

what what we got shamwow being a bitch no problem

[relaxedwaffle]

shamwow bein a bitch

[hootergirlsrhot]

ROFL! 0:14 what jackass cuts a tomato with a fucking hatchet!?

[PenguinsRule1395]

lol, towards the end he didnt sound so enthsiastic about it

[Lorenjc989]

2 samurai sharks and another free 60$ fucking with you 10. LOL we get free money.

[markmartinez902]

"Here's the secret Check it out. It's the Tungsten Carbige-euuhhzzuh" xD

[maplestory75895623]

0:12 what kind of person chops a tomato with a axe

[RickRossChicken]

@maplestory75895623 lol!! :D

[Samrourathor]

@maplestory75895623 I would XP



[TheDanster2010]

@maplestory75895623 HAHA!! I just Noticed That!

[flameout212]

@maplestory75895623 You're right, that's blasphemous! I chop mine with high-density particle beams. Uncivilized brutes these days........

[sloppysecondsfun]

@maplestory75895623 A badass

[BadColorEntertainmen]

@maplestory75895623 i use to chopp them like that, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[Sprawkitz]

@maplestory75895623 I do.

[landioma]

@maplestory75895623 My sword can cut through armor... AND STILL CUT A TOMATO!

Still not an axe.

[nafoonthebaboon]

@maplestory75895623 LOLOL nice catch

[Deathbringer3557]

@maplestory75895623 Nobody in this video is for sure..

[TheTechTak]

@Deathbringer3557 uuuuhhh yeah look in the side scrolling videos at 0:12 dude cuts a tomato with an axe.

[Deathbringer3557]

@TheTechTak I wouldn't count it as an axe but okay :P

[Nikotehwolf]

@Deathbringer3557 Are you a fucking idiot? oh wait yeah.

[Deathbringer3557]

@Nikotehwolf Apparently trolling successful.. Derp.

[HankFreakingHill]

@maplestory75895623 lumberjack? lol

[demonwx10]

@maplestory75895623 I don't normally chop tomatoes, but when I do I make sure to use an axe.

[thedreampolice1991]

@maplestory75895623 only the baddest of chefs.

[gunluver555]

fuckinnn arts and craftss

[jlafloe619]

I like how sham-wow is not a Billy Mays product, so he calls it a bitch

[buttmunch78]

These types of sharpeners do work...just not well enough to cut fucking tomato by bashing if with a fucking hatchet

[GLittERmePiNK1992]

you can take it out of your pocket, put it in drawers, put it in more drawers......

[MrRaymondB11]

0:13 y in the hell would any1 slice a tomatoe with a hatchet!!!

[DoubleAssClown]

@MrRaymondB11 thumb whore fail.

[Ripstik789]

@DrSuperFantastic1 now I want to cut a tomato with a hatchet

[MasterJedi96]

1:15 is that a fuckin turkey??!!

[TheTanner92kennedy]

@maxxwarrior7

I have an iPhone it does that from time to time. Maybe you should try thinking before you speak. Got a problem with it email me at tanner92kennedy@yahoo.com we'll get things straightened out. If not then you've made the right decision

[66jesko]

60 dollars, fuckin with you 10

[NotForYourParents]

jaboody's signature word: FUCKIN'

[TheTanner92kennedy]

Fuckin shamwow bein a bitch! Lol hilarious

[maxxwarrior7]

@TheTanner92kennedy did you have to post the same thing twice?

[TheTanner92kennedy]

Fuckin shamwow bein a bitch! Lol hilarious

[FireXtremeStarter]

Cut a tomato, not push on it, wtf xD

[naperbogs]

Its the tungsten carbinshasdhashdhas

[Blacckkfire]

I have a better idea, but slowly while pulling the knife back and forth, don't just mash the freaking tomato with it.

[shellybelly1121]

Fuckin arts and crafts

[Whyrendog]

The beginning up to the "tungsten carbon..." part is like a freight train of overdub comic relief.

[ilovespreying]

press 2 then 3 nuff said..

[zman164]

i lol'd so hard at the top comment!!! XD!!

[Darkreng]

@zman164 lol we all did :D

[Kelick]

"Take it out of your pocket, you can put it in your drawer, you can put it in more drawers!" LOL

[chaddabad]

hahahah. who cuts a tomatoe with an axe XD

[amortegausmc92]

Hahahahahaha "Shamwow being a bitch?"

[DaBaddy100]

It the sharpen biathah.hshszzzzzzzzzzz

[TheMusicWolf7]

0:44 make me lmfao. xD

[SoaringMuse]

Sixty dollars...fuckin with you $10

[MEOPEON]

and a couple kinds of shears that will vary lmao

[SuperFablefreak]

i loled so hard when it asked if my drawer was full of dull shitty knives

[rsmandudeguy]

Fuckin shamwow bein a bitch?



[StreetSkaterTown]

Shamwow being a bitch

[MrBlonday]

shamwow bein' a bitch??

[vaginamedown]

0:43 "fuckin.....we got shamwow being a bitch"

[Michael87Jackson]

60 dollars fuckin with ya 10

[stickykened]

Fuckin...we got shamwow being a bitch...

[TheFlyingNinja17]

It's the tungsten...carbidge... ehhh

IT'S GONNA CUT ALL KINDS OF SHIT!!!

[EminemFan077]

"we got shamwow acting like a bitch" hahahahaha lol

[132busdriver]

haha who the cuts a tomato like that hahaha

[violeteyes14]

"you got fuckin shamwow bein a bitch" hahahahha

[PowerShred2112]

Annnd a style of shears.. that will vary

[samnoueilaty]

at 0:41 she was trying cutting the cloth with the front of the scissors but when she sharpens it she uses the inner part

[masterkid94]

This one was dumb u can tell he didn't no wat to say

[leel17]

@masterkid94

Cool Story Bro!

[TheYouUber]

1:17 is that a rabbit>

[olonestar]

... And fuckin', Shamwow being a bitch?

[truv1217]

Shamwow being a bitch lmao

[Sunscab14]

$60; fuckin with you, $10. LOL

[jzsbanks2]

fuckin



[timmykkgb]

0:04 who fucks up that bad?

[xXgothicgrl]

y is when im gna say something then next thing u know someone sed it for me

[TheHamburgersheriff]

well billy mays here!

[Angrybirds7777]

The tungsten carbon sh *mutters something* uh anyways it can....

[singinxinmyxdreams]

"You can put it in your pocket. Take it out of your pocket. Put it in a drawer. Put it in more drawers..."

[MsAshleyPaige238]

do one of PILLOWPETS !!!!



[aznflipboi51]

what happens if the samurai shit gets dull?

[timmykkgb]

@aznflipboi51 u sharpen it with another samurai shit

[24DNELSON]

60 dollars, fuckingwithya10! Lmao!!

[MrGpritt]

at the beginning- who cuts a tomato with a bowie knife?

[alopez3202]

It's the Tungsten -Carbide duuh uuh

[chaddabad]

@alopez3202 HAHA

[DrSuperFantastic1]

0:12 what kind of jackass cuts a tomato with a fucking hatchet

[thegolfguy1234567]

@DrSuperFantastic1 Lmfao! I didn't even notice. That's a retarded demonstration.

[singinxinmyxdreams]

@DrSuperFantastic1 What do you think the kid in the book Hatchet cut his tomatoes with?

[therandomexample]

@DrSuperFantastic1 That's what I was thinking! Plus you don't fucking press down on it, you slide it. Dumb asses thinking they can cut things when they can't.

[whatsabolero]

@DrSuperFantastic1 i think he sharpened the hatchet with it, just to prove that you could then use the hatchet to cut the tomato without smashing the tomato.

[PufferBluntman]

@DrSuperFantastic1 heeeeeere's Johnny!!

[tanuki6666]

@DrSuperFantastic1 A) Murdoc Niccals: Mtv Cribs Gorillaz 2:43 

[Merasty0]

@DrSuperFantastic1 a juggalo XD (icp)

[weeman2434]

@DrSuperFantastic1 dude that comment made me laugh for like a half hour XD

[username2long]

@DrSuperFantastic1 I would, fuck the knife I have a hatchet in the shed that I never use and i'm going to fucking use that shit!

:3

[AndrosForever]

@DrSuperFantastic1 ahaahhahahahahah

[gagegap1]

@DrSuperFantastic1 I DO!

[MrMasta23]

@DrSuperFantastic1 oh my god, i shit, pissed, jizzed all at the same time when i looked back at the video then read ur comment again oh my god im just bout to rofl. Way to Go

[hyperstone6]

@DrSuperFantastic1 That's called an overkill LOL

[erpiv]

@DrSuperFantastic1 an awesome person!!

[xBringMe115x]

@DrSuperFantastic1 i didnt even notice that lmao

[soggyburritos45]

Hahaha shamwow bein a bitch

[Michael87Jackson]

1,2, fuckin 3

[irish420Hitman]

lol "1 2 fuckin 3 there ya have it"

[Stollyboy]

at first she tried to cut sponge sideways then she did it vertical

[austin526515]

these people are dumb asses. A hatchet to cut a tomatoe, sheers to open a bottle, and carving a turkey with scissors? WTF

[irish420Hitman]

the sheers have a bottle opener lol but the fucking tomato and turkey....

[therandomguitarguy2]

Is your shamwow being a bitch

[Ennsey]

husband going fishing with a rifle

[halfblooddutchprince]

$60, fuckin with ya $10

[keen14you]

188 people don't like their shit being cut...

[ASIANxEYE]

$60! ..fuckin with yu, $10.. 1:22-1:23

[Soap250]

they replaced shamwow with a yellow piece of paper its kinda obvious.

[dude182fly]

heres the secret check it out its the toungsting carpet uhhh its gonna cut all kinds of shit hahaha doesnt even know how it works

[Maximum40]

"Fuck'n, we got shamwow being a bitch..."

[Rowcat1997]

Oh you got Shamwow being a bitch.LMFAO



[Specialized1989]

its the tungstine carbineshuuuuzuuh its gonna cut all kinds of shit!

[Gradution123]

@NerfPro13 why wouldn't you? i'm pretty sure billy mays used to cut his cocaine with ninja swords and axes BECAUSE HE WAS A BOSS!

[jemilyjindle]

one, two, fuckin three.

[clevewalker1]

"1 2 fuckin 3"

[llXxXHalofreakXxXll]

why would you cut a sponge?

[darkbat657]

@llXxXHalofreakXxXll

Because you can

[TenaciousC21]

ShamWow is a bitch!

[happybulb]

You should do a Cold Steel dub.

[xabii22alonsoo]

"fuckin" this

"fuckin" that

[EPICKILLZZ247]

keep pressing 2 "herpes herpes herpes" XD

[ahoneanatwo]

186 people like ShamWow being a bitch

[darkbat657]

It's the Tungsten Carbon ehuhesh..its gonna cut all kinds of shit XD

[Jmoneywoods]

"Fuckin' we got Shamwow being a bitch." Haha, gold.

[immabetrollinyou1]

im startin to say if someones a bitch i call them sham wows

[Sonic8222]

"...and a style of shears...that will vary"

LOL

[Acrodents]

0:17

check it out! its the tuscan tu.......

[dezutd]

LMFAO!!!

[dekon805]

it's $60..naw i'm fucking with you it's 10!

[klutch96]

Shamwow bein a bitch lol

[kervoccio]

I love how they don't even move the knife back and forth in the first two clips...

[pronikka16]

Fuckin We Got ShamWow Being a Bitch! HAHA

[TheTechBite]

shamwow being a bitch lol

[GyakutenKenji]

SPONGEBOB NO!! 0:33

[Wijbo]

@GyakutenKenji Annoying Orange: "Hey Spongebob!"

Spongebob: "Yeah?"

Annoying Orange: "KNIFE"

Spongebob: "Oeh that tickles!"

Annoying Orange: *shifty eyes*

Annoying Orange: *sharpens blade*

Annoying Orange: "KNNNNIIFE!!!"

Spongebob fainted.

[RDkun]

"we got shamwow being a bitch!" hahahahaha!

[mynyme93]

2 samurai sharks and another free... $60... fucking with you 10

[ElRey69]

Got Shamwow being a bitch?

[LittleLead]

we got shamwow being a bitch LOL!

[CrystalBloodstorm]

1 2 fuckin 3

[mylukas18]

fuckin we got shamwow bein a bitch.

[bigmacchomper]

Yay, I can destroy my sponge!!!!

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

"heres the secret its the tungsten carbonehshgjkmnn"

[MagmaNeos111]

LMFAO? @ 0:12 ... who cuts a tomato with a hatchet?! 0.o

[HaloLvl43Legit]

@MagmaNeos111 wikipedia(dot)org/lumberjacks

[zeptinune]

Fucking lmfao man dubs are the best.

[Deathkiller490]

1, 2, fuckin 3 look u can cut it in fourths.

[XHotShot7]

I can see it now, a little kid is emptying the dishwasher and reaches in and this UBER knife cuts his hand off!

[Dem640]

do one on the wonder boner (I know it's old but it would be funny as shit)

[jayvan1234]

Your moms so ugly, she odered samuri sharks to sharpen her image. I jut made that one up.

[funnycreep]

i love how he says "fuckin'" before everything....sometimes it doesn't makes sense :) "fuckin' it makes a great gift" at 0:51

[immabetrollinyou1]

we got shamwow bein a bitch

[stallion494]

haha "and another free.. $60.00.....fuckin with ya, 10"

[ScubaGirl4ever]

1:15 i didnt know cutting open a turkey was considered arts and crafts o.0

[SonOfAMother27]

HAHA shamwow being a bitch...

[TheEAn95]

@SonOfAMother27 hahahahahahHAHAHAH